₦airaland Forum

Isn't this funny

Some people on nairaland will only rear their ugly heads when the country is doing badly but will shut up if any positive news comes out

This is indeed shameful

I hope barcanista writes an article on how reuters lied and this is apc propaganda

Aint gat no chill

Do u know something funny, when people see a babe dressed skimpily in public, they say its the white mans culture, forgetting the fact that its the white niggas that even brought the conservative style of dressing to Africa in the first place

awwwn my name sake

Back to topic, The SE has turned to Nigerias underground columbia, where drug barons reign supreme, and our citizens would continue to be killed/jailed in asia unless something is done by sniping it at the bud

Thats my 2 cents

Guess what, he might probably get a job working for third class graduate

i would hug her and take her out for ice cream

and i wont bother covering it, d design no stop d car from moving

The movie was over-hyped, its just one of the worst Nigerian comedy films ever, seems the movie script was written on tissue paper

nuelzy:
u re either one thing..a guy born with a silver spoon or a broke as5 niggah forming all sanctimonious...if u r d former,u know nothing about hw hard it is to earn a living..talk alone take care of ur family..so u re in no position to judge his actions

.....bt if u r d latter,lets pray frustration dnt drive u to do things xtra ordinary just to get dat cheap hard girl called MONEY..only den will dis ur view change

whatever happened to life imprisonment?? or manifolds of years behind bars..must they b killed??.. nw dey r dead..has it stopped drug dealing...?? u take such drastic decision on something that will have no existence afterwards...even as a child..we loath punishment more than beating...cos d cane come with pain nd goes almost immediately
....bt d punishment will leave ur body aching for days..so when eva we think of it..we halt any prank dat myt attract punishment


....belv me,d psychological trauma and hard lives in jail would have been a better lesson
#prison break xplains better#...ppl take their own life rather dan pass time in jail

...Dear lord!!.
killing ppl nd rendering their famillies desolate??.. like he forced anyone to deal with him on drugs...my dear fo0l, u re cursed already by approving dat murder..cos even d bible said.."thou shall not kill"...they didnt steal,neither did they kill anyone..they just broke a law..and d punishment is unjust
....even some murderers dont get murderd...#may d lord forgive u

The death penalty law wasn't fixed because of the guy, he knew the law before he started peddling drugs to the country and now you are trying to blame it on condition and hardship?? and justify his actions.

If u r to cut a tree, in 3 hours, the first 2 hours should be spent sharpenen the axe

i have a feeling some of this people just want buhari to fail so that their preferred candidate can enter power. Everybody that wants this government to fail will fail in all their life endevours too, cos they are selfish and don't want the good of this nation.

i have not read the topic but i am glad, after 4 years of waste in imo state , i hope he doesnt escape

Omotayor123:
wait oooo





At 35 And he never marry!!!












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OR
.Did I miss Something

Marriage na achievement for ur tribe??

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

Another retarded post

Xup Guys,

I used to have a stupid tailor and all he did was destroy my material, please i need a very good tailor for both formal and traditional attires

preferably around surulere and evirons

floragregs:
His song "Oya baby, make u shake am o". U know what baffles me? Some parents just don't care what their kids do to get money these days! Girls shaking bumbumm up and down in videos will still build houses for their parents and they will gladly dwell in it. I dunno sha, maybe i'm wrong. Just thinking out loud. But he did well all in all, responsible move!

if u build a house for ur parents, they wont care neither.

nobosaba:
Source : Vanguard Newspapers

Nigerians attacked u, not apc memebers

Yes!! Yes!!

The last straw was when fifa took the world cup to qatar.

cilifa:
Virtually all our ways of life is been replaced by western culture, call it westernization or civilization.... i care less.
Some of these culture we adopt does not really go down well with me, some of which are

a. Eating with the left hand when you use fork and Knife : please how many people does these in the comfort of their homes?

b. Open Relationship : maybe i should borrow PMB words 'i belong to everybody and i belong to nobody" ...Africans or say Nigerians in particular does not practise open relationship but its becoming the norm.

c. Use of tissue after using the rest room : please between water and tissue which is better? I stand corrected.

d. Stripper or strip clubs : we complain ladies have no moral values again all in the name of stripping and night club.

The list goes on, just add your and state reason for the dislike.

I still don't get whats wrong with anything you mentioned above??

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] tis a free world,run along with your self delusion. [/color]

i just saw a vacancy on jobber-man that might suit u, mention me if u want the link or else, don't mention me u jobless mofo, i am still busy.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Lol,like anyone asked for your response... [/color]

i have to be busy now, run along

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] [b] Buhari is one brainless illiterate freak accident waiting to happen ..How else could you describe the blatant disregard for social justice,equity or the dangers of plunging the mono economy into another round of hypoxia? This is not the best times to be a Nigerian soldier, after facing off BH in the desert, you are forced into a miasma of swamp and mangroove dangers to protect remote stretches of pipelines,the brainless freak is supposed to quench fires and not spark national conflagrations or maybe he be think this here is the 80s where analog technology limits battlespace in brackish swamp environment or cushions financial shocks and investor trepidation on the mono economy?...And the comical thing is the whole armed forces combined are not only too corrupt but are inadequately prepared (capability,strategically and tactically) and lack the minerals to engage swamp fighters in their own unique turf thus they cannot protect our pipelines from vandalism, so if then the militants descend on some exposed oil infrastructures, Nigeria might not afford to pay salaries for these soldiers never mind the rest of them civilians under government employment......The brainless president must find another critical development to play chicken with,not this particular one.We understand his twilight years bestows him the right to remain fearless and call bluffs but this quardroon illiterate must understand that we have younger generations who might suffer his recklessness.[/b] [/color]

Lol , like anyone asked for your opinion

u conceded defeat cos u lost. QED

This isn't oil money, its tech money.

and then u still wonder why tech start-ups find it hard to get funding/investors in Nigeria

dddd

Airforce1:
When is funke going to show us her husband?

She don over ripe for marriage

This is the second time i have seen u and this ur show us ur husband iish. u still reason like this in 2015, i feel sorry for u bro

BizBloke:
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Hi CoolLuk,

Kindly neglect the teller number. The invoice I created for you here on Nairaland.

Thanks.[/color]

oh kay, cool

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]
Hi CoolLuk,

Right after that, kindly send the following details to the Accounts Team (Accounts@specuitcargo.com) for confirmation:
a) Full Names.
b) Username.
c) Amount Paid.
d) Teller Number.
e) Date Payment Was Made.
f) A Copy of the Invoice for this Order.

Cheers.[/color]

online payment doesn't have teller number and which invoice are we talking about??

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]You're welcome, CoolLuk.

Please, mail the Accounts Team (Accounts@specuitcargo.com) for our account details. You'll get it within 10 seconds. Or, better still, check the first post on this thread, you'll see our account details there.

It will come with the next freight scheduled for the last week of this month.

Thanks.[/color]

i will be doing an online transfer, after that what next?

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]
Hi CoolLuk,
Welcome to Specuit Cargo.

[size=13pt]INVOICE[/size]
Product Cost: $12.04

Freight Fee: $13.00 FREE!!!
Service Charge: $5.00

Sub-Total: $30.04
Discount: -$13.00

TOTAL: $17.04 (N3,698)

Thanks.[/color]

Thanks
How do i go about payment and how many days till it gets here after payment

Hi

How much would this cost me to get to nigeria

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Skullcandy-Inkd-2-0-S2IKDY-102-Earbud-Headphones-with-Mic-Rasta-Great-Sound-/261613087030?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3ce95ae936

you guys said jonah is clueless, he is not. That guy is a Machiavellian conniving, corrupt politician, that puts up a facade for easily gullible Nigerians.

Imagine losing an election and everything he told us he has been transforming has fallen to shit, no light, no fuel and so on, so i beg to ask what did this guy really do in the last 4 years

is this man alright, why give somebody a job that he will lose in a few days??