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The much awaited and anticipated release of BBM on Android and iOS will be officially released in a few hours today. What out for early download and pinging. Its already reported on Samsung apps store as shown in below link Samsung users can check it out[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font].

http://thenextweb.com/apps/2013/10/21/finally-bbm-rolling-google-play-ios-app-store-select-samsung-app-stores-today/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=social%20media&awesm=tnw.to_f0jAP&utm_medium=Spreadus

http://apps.samsung.com/mars/topApps/topAppsDetail.as?productId=000000672674

More insight into mobile os

Nice one bruv. Tell them.

Larry-Sun:
Go And Report To Seun.

Seun is laughing right now

The Eyes are SCARY!!

repogirl: Called fertilization aka Goal don enter.

"Enter the Dragon" reminds me of Bruce Lee.

mudistr: Sake is the name of a drink, but i cannot remember exactly

Exactly! Ericomoto is a genius for creating this lovely word game.

vision2050: Give me that, give me some, let me have that.
Gimme!eheh simply means Give me that, give me some, let me have that.
Gimme!. I have nothing to give expect weed

Weed grows on any soil. but what type of weed? i hope you never shack any with the way you typed your response.

Chomzy19: Latin a dying language

Language is a unifying identity

Charmin':
Pass me those screwdrivers.

Screwdrivers,Chisels,Hammers etc are all tools.

luvmijeje: Expressions can be done through words and in my opinion written words are the greatest invention made by men.

Men! I am enjoying this thread, its fun

Larry-Sun:
Frontpage isn't that paramount.

Paramount rulers does not always have their ways!

[sup][/sup]

coolrose: Understood is the past tense of understand

Understand this Mr Moderator! this rated game should be in the Frontpage.

dagr8: [size=15pt] Time to tell luvmijeje that her apology is accepted and her excuse understood [/size]

Understood is the past tense of understand

repogirl: Love isn't fickle

Fickle,Tickle,Sickle...I am bigger than words

TRIBUTE TO CHINUA ACHEBE

Oh no! "Things fall apart" Chinua Achebe is gone! "A man of the People" who was brave enough to throw the "Arrow of God" at the enemies on the "Anthills of the Savannah". Believe me things are "No longer at ease" and I wonder if "There was a country". RIP. Chinua Achebe.

Talking about this"Oga at the Top" phenomenal. Its a pity d poor officer has 2 go thru torturous humiliation from 9jrians & suspension by d"Oga at the Top"he was being loyal to. The truth is that Nigerians are not happy with what d economy is & what d leaders are doing,we are looking for comic relieves & mistakes of our leaders to at least laugh away our sorrows. Don't forget so many jokes abt GEJ,OBJ,Patience & Obaiahgbon etc. The NSCDC Officer should have done his homework since he was coming on live TV to shed lights on employment scams perpetrated using the internet affecting his organisation, he does not have any excuse over this gross ignorance but nobody is above mistakes. Our Leaders beware! We are watching.

How much is a good 2 bedroom flat if you have any available. Urgent respnse please.

...AND AT LAST WE MADE THE FRONT PAGE? EVEN THOUGH NOT ON A HAPPY NOTE.

I dont really know exactly which section to place this news. But there is a fire raging around Makoko in Ebute-meta area visible from 3rd mainland bridge. Fire is consuming those houses made of planks on the water. I hope the fire services can do something to safe lives and properties of those poor people.

Ericomoto: Thats good news! with the recent breakthrough Prof Maurice Iwu and his team recorded and this one, it should put nigeria on the good side of the world map. Bravo!!

Yes, I agree with u

A cure for Human Immunodeficiency Virus, HIV, and Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS, has been discovered, a Professor at the University of Benin said on Tuesday.
Isaiah Ibeh, the Dean of the School of Basic Medical Science of the University, said in Benin that the herbal drug has undergone “series of successful tests”.
“We are at the threshold of making history, in the sense that we seem to have with us something that will permanently take care of what over time seems to have defied all solutions.
“We are talking about the latest discovery of an oral drug made from plants extraction in Nigeria for the possible cure of the pandemic, HIV and AIDS virus,” he said.
Mr. Ibeh said research on the project started in 2010 and culminated in the development of “Deconcotion X (DX)–Liquid or Bioclean 11 for the cure of HIV and AIDS”.
He said that while the existing retroviral drugs are intervention drugs for the management of AIDS, the new discovery is a possible cure.
“We have tried to look at the product first; its toxicological analysis and discovered that it has a large safety margin. This means that if animals or human beings are exposed to it, they will not suffer any serious harm at all from the exposure.
“It also helped us to know the quantity we can conveniently give to animals and will feel secure that nothing untoward will happen. We have also done the bacteriological analysis on it, after which we looked at its effect on the virus and the result was quite revealing and refreshing.”
Mr. Ibeh also said that the drug had been exposed to series of medical examination both in Nigeria and in the USA.
He added that the drug had performed well on patients with the HIV virus and had shown evidence of total restoration of damaged tissues.
“The result showed an increase in the body weight of the individual administered with DX,” he said. “The body weight was statistically significant when compared with the control group.”
He said that further tests were being conducted to determine the point at which “a patient becomes negative after being administered the drug?”
“This verification is necessary because it is what is used to measure whether infection is still there or not. So we need to know the siro-convention time.
“But preliminary results showed that of the five latest patients orally administered with the drugs, our findings is that up to seven months , three of them were siro negative while two were sill faintly positive,” he said.
Mr. Ibeh appealed for support from the Federal Government and relevant bodies to assist the university with relevant equipment to sustain the research.

Lets wish ourselves "Happy Celebration" in our local dialects or a foreign language. I just thought it will be fun since we have very diverse cultures and also to exhibit and promote our languages. I will start by saying;

Hin okun o, A ku odun o, aseyi sere murin o(Ekiti dialect) '

Lets wish ourselves "Happy Celebration" in our local dialects or a foreign language. I just thought it will be fun since we have very diverse cultures and also to exhibit and promote our languages. I will start by saying;

Hin okun o, A ku odun o, aseyi sere murin o(Ekiti dialect) '

CrazyMan: I think its hight time a spam box is installed on Nairaland....first it was a Nairalander saying he saw a ufo, then another said her went to hell six times, now this....

truthislight: the post is an indicator, the poster should be sent to an asylum.


For the old man, well, those that take him seriously are bankrupt of bible knowledge.

frosbel: Does Nairaland have a spambox ?

You all dont have to like all stories posted but its better to keep your mouth shut than attack even when you have no contrary evidence to dispute the information. Notice me syndrome

Meet the man who’s been to heaven 4 times: He’s met Jesus, Moses, Abel, draws map of Heaven.

64-year-old Sibusiso Mthembu, from the South African KwaZulu-Natal tells it in all seriousness. And who knows, he may even be telling the truth about having visited heaven four times, so far. The first time was in 1998, and subsequent visits were made in 2004, 2006, and 2008. It all started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him a visit and told him he was needed in heaven. And now, after several visits, he’s drawing a map to make sure the rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get what he’s talking about.

But it’s not the fact that he took a few vacations to heaven or even that he’s drawing a map that amuses me. It’s more to do with the stuff he says he’s seen and done there. According to Mthembu, there are 11 heavens in all, and he was taken to the fifth one, Crista, first. It was there, in a city called Sharmoy, that he claims to have met Jesus.

The main heaven is Salem, he says, where God’s temple is located. God is apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet called Jadalem that’s mostly covered in water and ice.

Mthembu’s other sightings include Moses, Elijah, and Abel. He also explored the Marshnode City, which is the place people go to when they die, to get reincarnated. But here’s the weirdest of all his tales – he says that the people who predicted the end of the world in May last year weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu seems to have eavesdropped on an important meeting in the heavens, where the biggest war against Satanism was being discussed. The war is supposed to have been launched on May 23rd, so we’re basically on a countdown to the absolute end.

The map isn’t ready yet, but Mthembu is already worried about counterfeit  versions. “People must come and see the map as one day someone from Japan or China or Britain will design a map of heaven and the people of South Africa will have forgotten that the map was originally made in South Africa,” he says. Perhaps he needs to patent his creation. And while he’s at it, write a fantasy novel and strike a movie deal too?