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This is the guy showing them the image of what to do

Gosh!!! I was so bored this Friday night, I no know how I crayfish myself reach bigbrother naija channel. What I saw threw of balance, at first I tot it was acting, then I realised it was for real.

They gave these bunch of adults 4 different shapes to form a simple inverted right angle triangle.

Fucckk!! My two year old neice could crack that shiit in less than four seconds. The worst part is they even showed them the final image of what they were to arrange two different times in the course of 8 mins....

Adults ooooo....I don't think anyone in that big bother house would be less than 30years old. Many of them couldn't do it. The ones that even finally got it, did it late. Just a few of dem could arrange the shape in less than a minute which I think is even too much for the task.
I see why company human resource officers keep saying 90% of Nigerian graduates are unemployable.....

#low IQ mehnnnn

promqueen247:
This is real knowledge here. Albert Einstein even made wrong assumptions prior to this topic. quantum physics is very advance, complex and broad.

U try.....all I was expecting from the females in this thread was a single word comment like..hmmm!, intresting , nice , educative, informative,following...no offence to the ladies, I ddnt like physics either back in d days mama had to fast and pray for me before I could get a B3

Available..

STILL HERE

Still available

izzou:


Seun.

Oluwaseun


Your love for Benny and Chris is to be questioned. Make these guys rest.


Meanwhile, I have two questions for you
1) What does it take to be made a mod on nairaland?

2) If peradventure I am made a mod, can I ban a fellow mod?

I second that your second question.....i really don't know how hard it is to be a mod on nairaland section...but it's like seun is just paying some mods free money...ordinary to close thread that is seriously full of hateful and tribal comment and ban pple breaking rules is a too hard for dem.....i go like ban mods wey dey move topics like "seun sneezed this morning,check It out" to front page

Call it favour, grace, mercy etc....thank God u got the job....i usually say getting a job isn't really hard....its keeping it and growing that's the hard part. Thank God u quickly know u need to be on top of ur game since u ain't qualified and gat no experience. No doubt u'll grow with the job and u'll be good at it with time.

Sadly Nigeria is a company where companies consider paper certificate rather than being smart.
You got a job of chartered accountant....standard and well known companies employ auditors or compliance officer usually are required to have a professional certification either ACCA, ICAN CFA...... to whateva experience u gain on the job I suggest u go for the certification if u want to take a career in auditing or forensic accounting....
Reason is....a micro finance bank employed u...probably they can't afford a chattered accountant for now... don't get me wrong..im just assuming....
immediately they can u might find ur self out the door or if a senior Auditor position is available u might not be considered since u ain't qualified.

In addition it will be a stepping stone for u... a work experience as an Auditor plus ur ACCA or ICAN will open doors in bigger places like bigger banks, pwc, KPMG, deloitte, etc... goodluck

katrinchi:
Thanks. Already bought. Got an fx45 from cityhood also known as Dada Motors

Please wats the fuel consumption of this vehicle like.

Since the beginning of their administration... all they do is give excuse...

We have heard PDP has chop Nigeria dry....dats why we could have left a PhD holder in the first place to vote for a retired soldier with just a secondary school certificate....we felt integrity is far better than PhD certification....

Abeg!!!!! Just quit the whining already.... how come the country destroyed by PDP still looks better than the your useless APC government has started repairs on?

This APC government are just bunch of deceptive hypocrites

In the jonathan administration they criticised jonathan for making a move to remove subsidy.....immediately they got into power..it was the first thing they did. Cos it translated to more money in the pocket of the government.

When yaradua was ill...the same APC government party could not keep shut about the matter they ranted all day the PDP led government was not being transparent that how can we elect a president and the president will just be invisible claiming he's writing us from the "land beyond". Now they have started doing the same thing with buhari

What I don't understand is...is it bad for a human to be sick??....cos I don't get what is there to hide..and worst case scenario if he's dead which is the inevitable thing for a man of his age...that doesn't take power from APC immediately for crying out loud...but all these deception and keeping in the dark in just uncalled for...

God please save us from these vampires mistaken for leaders

Fantastic pup....

I still don't get...

babe dumps guy..no wahala, she expect it's a normal parole for her to walk away from a relationship when she feels like. the guy should take it with no hard feeling atleast it's not byforce. All the Brazilian hair and rent he has paid is not a big deal, she doesn't see it as anything wrong.

Now guy wants to leave babe..... it becomes a scam, she starts to strip naked and rain curses, she claims she has been there for him..and really most of the time.. the so called being there for him is the second hand body she contributed to the sexx, the regular free meals she eats at fast food joint,the club outing which she is gaining pleasure from it all. Some even go as far as going jazzy to destroy the guy's life....

Bet whyyy?.

How come this guy's moniker is not highlighted... as in ...its unclickable to see infos about his threads, chat, when registered etc

Female lhasa apso for sale in abeokuta, very healthy and agile..gonna be eight weeks on wednesday.

Price is 60k

08038051155.
U can text if I don't pick ur voice call....i get too busy sometimes..so don't be upset'

Of course u can...its u pet right??
What's the worst that could happen?? U could paralyse ur pet or even kill the poor animal..... well that's not so bad...couple with there's no strong animal protection Law in nigeria.....so no worries if anything happens.... u can't get arrested.

frankobaba:
I created a website where I promise to double the income of participants by 30%. The first participant joins with N20k. I need him to be convinced that my website pays So I use my own money to make up for the 30% and he goes home happy. I tell him he gets extra bonuses if he brings a friend and he does exactly that. Two of his friends sign up with N20k each and I return their investment with my own money and give my first client a special bonus for bringing them.

His friends are aware their colleague got a bonus for bringing them in. They get greedy, they bring more people. At this point, everyone wants bonuses as my system is verified and working.

More people join in, so I'm not using my money to pay them anymore, I'm using their money to pay them and waiting for more members to join so there'll always be money in the system. I see a huge investment of N1m from a greedy participant, I run the website with money and I've spent my own money to build the trust in the system so I pair the provider of N1m with myself. Then get about 30 people providing N50k to pay him back in 30 days, he has N1.3m. My system is working, he tells his colleagues in his social class and they're all excited.

My first members who started with N20k have gotten greedy, they've created multiply accounts to cash out but I don't care. The big fishes are in the game. The big monies are being paired with me, I'm no longer providing money but I'm getting money. Whenever I see a large amount to be donated, I immediately pair the account to mine. Effortlessly a millionaire.

The system continues to thrive because new members keep coming in. There is a wild recession in the country, my scheme is the escape route. People have paid rents, school fees, bought cars and funded their ceremonies with my scheme. I am suddenly an employer of labour.

But all good things must come to an end, I have successfully built a network of participants running into millions but there is a serious cash deficit. It is almost Christmas and almost everyone needs 30% of their investment back. Because I've been collecting millions as an admin without donating, and because there are not enough new members to match the financial demands of the existing members, my system has collapsed but I am not done getting my millions from gullible people.

I announce a freeze on the website for technical reasons. I've done a lot for them so they believe me that I'm just protecting the system from crash even when it was not the wise thing to believe.
I told them they couldn't receive money this period but they could still donate.

The one month freeze was an attempt to see if I could pay the existing members from the donations of new members. Sadly, some people had lost faith in the system, the new and existing members were afraid to make donations during the freeze because they were unsure of getting their 30% returns back. Plus there were a lot of evil people on social media spreading propaganda that my scheme was a Ponzi that had ended.

I needed that trust back, so I relaunched my website a day before the scheduled return. You needed to see the excitement. It was Christmas on January 13, I told existing people that had provided donations that they could now get help. I also added some attractive incentives for new members. I still faced the same problem that made me shut down temporarily, even worse.

The people that provided help during the shut down all requested help, plus there had already been a long list of people before then. So I decided to pair those that needed less than N30k first to check the rotation of money. Still there was not enough money to go round. The people that were paired to pay others refused to pay, the trust was gone. People had suddenly realised that it was not possible for 30% to be added to your money unless someone lost their own money.
Several other schemes took over my place when I was frozen. All will eventually meet their ends. Greed always comes to an end.

People still live in delusions of grandeur that I have not crashed. Perhaps they expect me to put a memo in my website that it is over. Lol. I really don't blame their naivety, I did do a lot for them to trust me.
I would advise that people make more intelligent financial decisions next time. People lost millions to me because of greed. Do I feel guilty? No. I did warn them to use their SPARE money.

My name is MMM and I am a Ponzi Scheme.

I dont ever read posts this long on nairaland or any kind of land for that matter....but ur writing style caught me despite I already know the beginning and the end of ur entire post, quite fascinating and impressive I must say.
I just wanted to say if it's MMM dat gave you such inspiration, then you probably won't last long like the scheme itself. However, if the magic and talent is all in there somewhere. Then I dear u to take ur career to th level of Jk Rowling. Cos I smell good writhing in you...my opinion though!

Name checkers 56 iweka road Onitcha branch reporting for duty

Are u sure that's a 2010 camry.....the back light is saying something else

madridguy:
#IStandWithSaiBaba


BUHARI MAKE THINGS EXPENSIVE!

Headsmaster: how much is passport photograph for children?

Photographer: the price for the passport is N100 per child

Headmaster: No, the pupils are 500 in numbers, so we are paying N50

Photographer: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

Headmaster: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

Class teacher: ok sir, i will inform them right away

Class teacher: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

Pupils: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

Mummy: Father, your son was asked to go with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

Father: Hool My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including
education. We have said it, this man is wicked. Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WIT U" Honesty and sincerity is all wot we need to make this country a better place.

It ddnt start with the children, nor the mother. Infact it did not start with all the pple in the cascade of ur analogy.

I read a story on the Internet about 3 teenage boys playing in the woods and found 450,000 dollars buried in the ground.
Bro... the children took the cash to the station cos that's the right thing to do..however, That only frequently happens in a country with stable economy, in a country where 450,000 is actually a lot of cash with a huge purchasing power.

a country where the first instinct isn't "wetin we go chop, how to survive, how we go bye fuel, how we go pay baba security, how we go pay school fees.

I was helping my Brother with his application to a school in denmark, what I saw made me weep. It was boldly written citizens and European union applicants are classed as tuition free for graduate & postgrad applications.

We went to passport office 2weeks ago. Official fee is 18,500 but we paid 50,000. It was like it's the normal fee to pay. Cos if u try to pay the 18,500 by urself at the bank and come to passport office. You will never be able to do the passport.... bribery and little fees of wetin man go chop has destroyed every one... but you know why.... basic amenities for survival ain't in place, the average Nigerian is trying too hard to survive, entrepreneurial thinking only comes up in a few mind.

If I'm going home after work and am not worried about electricity power and how to bye fuel for 145/ litre I won't be too greedy to take bribe. If children can go to school for free pple won't worry so much about stealing

There's no good road, the little car I'm managing get shock absorber problem and ball joint issues cos government won't fix the road.

There no security, I still have to pay for security..

Kids have to go to school it's crazily expensive...

These so called civil servants taking bribe earn 40 to 60k how do he'll do pple survive.

The only thing I know government is good at ...is put up a perfect system inplace to take money from us in form of tax and stamp duty charge.. but there's no system in place to use tax payers money judiciously...

I know Government can't do it all... but let them do what they are suppose to do

These kinda prices shuldnt make us crucify dealers though some of them can over maximize gain but rather make us remember Nigeria in prayer..... the dollar isn't making things funny at all...on this same nairaland I saw a 2004/2005 corolla for 2.6M and the OP was even saying "hurry.. this is going cheap".....may God help this country

Okay say we you have somehow by grace find your way to your God, he has cleansed and forgiven you of your sins and truly you are now born again striving to stay on the "narrow" part to heaven avoiding all manner of temptation that might make u sin.

My question is...as Christians the salvation we received through the Gospel,is it a sin not going out there to spread that same Gospel to others

Doesn't it seem like being selfish "I am saved" yet others are there perishing

Finally won't our not preaching the Gospel hinder us from making heaven, a friend said the thief at the right hand of God ddnt preach the Gospel and he made it to paradise but I feel that his salvation was last minute grace. For those that have been born again years before death won't it somehow be an hindrance to make heaven even with years of holiness et al??

More pics sir..all the exterior

sekem:
You know you've completely lost it when you have a whole generation of wasted youths who strongly believe that their destiny lies in the hands of just one man.

Shame on all of you wasted Nigerian youths.

You think Buhari is the problem abi?

Now ask yourself this: what of your state governors?

What of your local government chairmen?

In fact, what about you?

YES, you, yourself? What about you? What are you doing to make life better for yourself and your family? Oh, you think you will just sit down docile in one place and continue blaming someone for your inability to fashion a way out for yourself abi?

Continue na. Let's see what will happen after Buhari don do im own comot. Make we see who una go blame next.

Mtcheeewwww.

Oga what are u even saying....everyone is trying to survive...but the role of the government is to make survival easier...civilization has created a system where we have to elect a set of pple to manage the nation's resources for even distribution so that we all don't take matters into our hands and start to share the resources ourselves just like the folks in naija delta....

What do we want from the government:

I've not had electricity power in my place for the last 11days which means I have to buy fuel or diesel which is already too cost. Do u know how much will be saved if electricity is available 24/7.. do u know the positive ripple effect it will have on the entire economy..there's an MTN mast beside my crib...it runs on 24hrs generator I'm sure u r feeling the effect on ur recharge cards and data cost..thank God for glo...cold soft drinks is now 150...cost of running business is terribly high....just stable electricity alone can go along way

The roads are terrible... makes my car faulty and in turn leads to more expense

I still pay for security which government should provide

My many of our fathers including mine schooled home and abroad for free...where are those grants and educational relief budget..its all packed into the pocket of few men

But the government knows how to strategically put in place a system dat will never fail to collect money from us inform of tax and stamp duty charge.

These are just a few of what government can do to make life a bit easier for every Tom dick and harry hustling out there. The only one true thing they've been doing was subsidy payment and the finally succeeded in stopping it

The government can't do all for us..but the few they can do they ain't even doing it at all...

sammotos:
Still Available for a serious Buyer

Now u are a serious seller

The President is seriously old...plenty of his mates have kicked the bucket...we don't need a prophet to know a very old man is close to the grave. ...

Its buhari I blame for for taken up a seriously hard challenge like Nigeria at this fragile state of his life when he should just be playing with his grand and great grand kids. Salary paid to past head of state should have been enough for the dude....

Let the cabinet shaa stop lieing to us like they did with yaradua....If the man is is already late, let them tell us. vice president shaaa dey dia to continue

Does that look like a crosstour to you?? And you r still typing still available

Show us more pics the rear light looks like 1999 model

Where is Nigeria heading to.... 2.37M for a corolla is now considered cheap....

Olabosipo:
Thanks for the advice but accident free tokunbo eod is now N1.7m. I'm sure you don't deal in cars but it's fine. A good used eod is also 1m and above now. By the way if I may ask when last did you import a vehicle into the country after the dollar rate increase to this rate and how did it feel?

I'm not into car importation. But a co worker of mine just a bought a clean title EOD for 1.5m just a week ago...


I don't have to deal in car importation to know the price of lots of commodity has increased.......but there are lots of cars bought two or three years ago if not more, now being sold as it was purchased after the dollar hike/ recession......for example, I've seen rx300 bought at the time it was sold for 1.4M......now that it has been used and depreciated dealers start selling used for 1.8M just cos RX300 toks now goes for above 2M....
Like I said, it's ur car..weda u bought it before or after the dollar hike / recession and increase in import duties....u can always sell it for as much as u like....happy sales

Olabosipo:
Vehicle is still available. Talking about the comments of light and all that I know people don't like sincere sellers, these vehicles uses sensors all over and sensors get damaged but that doesn't make it less a performer than it should be. Some people would cover those light but I purposely posted it for interested buyers to see the true views of the vehicle and I still valued it based on the condition and cost of replacing a vehicle in the country today. I know the vehicle better than anyone else. (People that have money and are willing to buy make offers not just dropping comments that hold no effect). If You're new in this country and don't know the way things have turned out lately then you're welcome but to those that have been here and dropping such comments I know some of you would put this car for 1.3m if I ask you to help me sell it so I'd just ignore some comments. If you don't have money to buy and can't make a reasonable offer kindly pass by. This isn't a post about current affairs or news. If you want to talk go to other sections. To serious buyers out there, the vehicle is good and still available for sale. You would not get the comfort this vehicle provides in a 2005 Camry, ask those that own one or check online reviews.

One thing I like nairaland for is advice....the comments might sound harsh and a bit bad belle-ish...but it's actually an advice....oga seller..the truth of the matter is u have the right to post ur advert for any price u lik because u r the only one that knows how good the ride is, it's really no one's business....like I said before comments might sound harsh but all they are really trying to say is that it is highly difficult not impossible though, for anyone including you to pay 1.3M for a naija used EOD when the toks is just 1.4 to 1.5.....but all the same....its your car..u can sell it for as much as u like....