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Health / Re: Naija Used Car By A Med. by coolsegun2002: 10:01pm On Dec 30, 2020
One of the funniest fallacies I’ve ever seen

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Still Clamour For Honeymoon? by coolsegun2002: 2:51pm On Dec 30, 2020
Get ready my friend....they are coming for you..

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Politics / Re: Reps To Legalise Use, Sale Of Cannabis In Nigeria by coolsegun2002: 12:39pm On Dec 30, 2020
seunmsg:
To be honest, the legalization of cannabis is long overdue. The way our youths use and abuse the substance is too much. Legalization would afford the government the opportunity to regulate its usage and even help to create jobs and generate revenue.

Abuse?? Regulate?? ...while we are at it.. why don’t we add cocaine to the list of legalized substances..
U people like sounding smart...but u forget u are in a nation a million light years behind the west..

We can’t even regulate the sale of positinor 2, Valium, lexotan, alcohol, tramadol....

All we know how to do is copy without having necessary template in place....anyways...the Muslims are more in power, so I don’t see this bill flying any where....they willl squash the bill with their religious hypocrisy.....a win-win situation..
Politics / Re: Reps To Legalise Use, Sale Of Cannabis In Nigeria by coolsegun2002: 12:31pm On Dec 30, 2020
Next is cocaine...
Celebrities / Re: "Why Do Women Feel Cheated In A Relationship?" - The Talk Office by coolsegun2002: 5:24pm On Dec 29, 2020
Over expectations ....
A woman can meet you today and by next week start wondering how she will look in her wedding gown beside you........

They are always ten steps ahead with thinking.. that’s why it’s always funny to me when a girl says I ddnt plan to have sex with you...lol....your pen!s that she has collected in her head before she carried UBER to ur house
Sports / Re: Is Messi Admitting Cr7 The Real Goat(photo Evidence) by coolsegun2002: 8:45am On Dec 29, 2020
Brace yourself.....they are coming
Business / Re: Please Look At What GTB Is Doing.(pics Inside) by coolsegun2002: 8:09am On Dec 29, 2020
Pearlqueen:
Some banks email alerts are slow to reflect. It could take hours after the original transaction has been made before you get an email notification.

I don’t know which bank you are using..but GTB’s email alert is sharp sharp....

My brother doesn’t even care about any alert...he checks for any activity on his account with his Bank app..

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Business / Re: Please Look At What GTB Is Doing.(pics Inside) by coolsegun2002: 8:03am On Dec 29, 2020
EmekaBlue:
GTB are idiots. How can they collect VAT on sms charges after collecting the over zealous charge on the sms already i didn't get up to 3 alerts this month sef.

Even the early deduction is suspicious. Money hunters.

During the lockdown the idiots neglected it's customers who have been giving them fame and money, went aheas to donate huge some of money to the Useless govt and then use style to get the money back from the poor masses.

I know some of you will look at the money as little but try to times and average of 38naira to let's take 1million customers...that's 38milllion and ofc we know their customers are over than that by far. Those days we bank in bank to get profit and lil interest, these days it is pure steady deductions. Sometimes we ignore things too much in this country and seem powerless that's why the rich keep getting richer and can trample on the poor as they like in this country

Local man is pissed.


Why on earth will u be paying for something you can get for free....

what if u don’t have data abi....When was the last time u ddnt have data?? U will always have data.. we are addicted to having data even when we don’t need it....

Go and terminate your sms alert, and activate email alert only...and enjoy peace

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Pets / Re: Female And Male Lhasa Apso Puppies For Sale by coolsegun2002: 4:27pm On Dec 28, 2020
My guy don project half a million return, give or take....

Is this ur first litter or you have been selling a lhasa puppy for 100 grand before??


Best of luck anyways

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Romance / Re: Does Masturbation Causes Rough Face And Pimples? by coolsegun2002: 11:05am On Dec 27, 2020
Cashsteady:
Guys pls help I notice anytime I masturbate my pimples are always Poppin out the more and it kinda makes my face rough can masturbation be the problem?

This is something u have noticed...why do u need their people’s opinion...our bodies are not the same...the way u masturbate my be different from those telling u to continue....

I have seen people say alcohol give them headache... and I know people who don’t feel anything after drinking 10 bottles

Just becos something doesn’t affect someone doesn’t mean it doesn’t affect another person...

The act of dragging your pen!s may not be the cause of ur pimples.... but the act may trigger other things which leads to pimples....

I’ve seen someone who said masturbabtion causes sever headaches and tiredness for him.. so, act according to the signs ur body is telling u.. not what others are saying....

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Romance / Re: Does Masturbation Causes Rough Face And Pimples? by coolsegun2002: 10:29pm On Dec 26, 2020
fati2001:



the punishment you are severing... since you don't want to quit masturbation...




this is the beginning.

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Autos / Re: Man Meets A 6-Year-Old Auto Mechanic In Benin - Pictures by coolsegun2002: 4:10pm On Dec 26, 2020
Juliusmalema:



But you take the 6 yr old child for evangelism?

Autos / Re: Man Meets A 6-Year-Old Auto Mechanic In Benin - Pictures by coolsegun2002: 4:08pm On Dec 26, 2020
capitalzero:

Why trash? Unless he is learning from his parent or relative, it is child abuse.

U guys just like sounding politically correct....
What if he’s learning how to play football or golf from his father who is a professional, will it also be child abuse??

But becos in Nigeria we have seen automobile mechanic work as an evil, suffering job... we automatically think learning it is an abuse for a child..

He might love it, some kids are like that..and he’ll still be going to a school....

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Autos / Re: Man Meets A 6-Year-Old Auto Mechanic In Benin - Pictures by coolsegun2002: 4:01pm On Dec 26, 2020
Kriss216:
Benjamin will be great one, Insha Allah in Jesus name, Isssseeeee!

Romance / Re: How This Guy Wanted To Set Me Up And Blackmail Me by coolsegun2002: 3:34pm On Dec 26, 2020
lefulefu:
using a nigerian setting there is no nigerian guy that wont freak out if he knows the lady he is dating has both a penis and a vagina weda she tells him now or later cheesy.the person will still quickly disappear into thin air.Best chance is looking for a white guy.white guys dont mind such a thing..in short there are white guys who are freakish and would love to get involved sexually with a lady with dual genitals.its all about her searching for such a dude.

I’ve seen an intersex case before... the thing is not a well defined pen!s ...it’s usually an oversized clitoris...that’s why I said there no point calling it a pen!s... and if a guy loves her already before getting down there... it’s possible an oversized clitoris might not be a big deal eventually

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Romance / Re: How This Guy Wanted To Set Me Up And Blackmail Me by coolsegun2002: 2:56pm On Dec 26, 2020
UndauntedYOCA:
I'll be honest here, a few times you act desperate. Why would you send him nude? He should have done.his research on intersex people and not ask for nudes,.do you even value yourself?

It’s expected for someone like that to be a little desperate and nervous.......she has an anotomical impairment that u can’t see until you get nakedd. The more she keeps it, the more the nerves...
Sometimes she’ll feel like revealing her condition quickly when she meets a guy or even go the whole nine yards to have sex...so that if the guy is cool with it...then all well and good... if not...she can move on quickly.

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Romance / Re: How This Guy Wanted To Set Me Up And Blackmail Me by coolsegun2002: 2:45pm On Dec 26, 2020
lefulefu:
he/she should let the person know right away biko.How would u feel if the so called lady u have been doing internet relationship with for five years who is so nice and gentle finally met up with u cheesy
u two planned to have a nice time and as u held her close while u two where watching a movie and u were cuddling her u finally found out she is trans and has a penis .will u continue with the relationship and be less judgmental? grin

You are the one bringing 5 years into it because you won’t to paint a worst case scenario......like I said honesty is good...I only said she doesn’t have to say it on the first day..
there’s no guy she will meet today and tell him immediately she has a pen!s and vagina that won’t freak out.....


What I suggested is not a big deal.... it’s like letting a guy get to know and like a lady well befor having sex....it has proven to be a better recipe for a longer relationship compared to jumping into bed on the first date..

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Romance / Re: How This Guy Wanted To Set Me Up And Blackmail Me by coolsegun2002: 1:26pm On Dec 26, 2020
tobechi20:
I am curious about this intersex thing.though I have heard of haemaphrodite.

Same thing....Hermaphrodite is a biology term...intersex is a more social term they prefer......
Romance / Re: How This Guy Wanted To Set Me Up And Blackmail Me by coolsegun2002: 11:45am On Dec 26, 2020
IntersexSherry:
this particular guy only wanted sex thats why he kept asking for genital pic. Was not even interested in knowing about me at all. Only sexing me was what he was after. Thats why he demanded for money when he knew he couldnt get sex from me. Such users

Lol....Since you already knew he wanted sex only ... why send him you pics??

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Romance / Re: How This Guy Wanted To Set Me Up And Blackmail Me by coolsegun2002: 11:13am On Dec 26, 2020
IntersexSherry:
So he met me and was interested in me. Wanted to date me.
So i think i fell for him so i exposed to him am an intersex girl, he started asking if i have both genitals and how i have sex. I told him i will explain to him on his whatsapp and send him pics.
When we went to whatsapp, he kept insisting on seeing the genital pic. I only sent him pics of my smal vagina telling him its not deep enough for his penis to enter. Knowing this that he can't penetrate me, he started saying i should pay him money and he will Bleep me anal. Lol just imagine. He has started seeing me as a cheap girl knowing this little secret. Just imagine if i had sent him pics of my other male genital. He will just blacmail me and run about telling people.
''This girl na man oh'' ..
We really need to be careful oh

Look...I suggest u don’t tell people u meet right away...give people a chance to know you as a person...a chance to love the real you..you can then open up later when u feel there’s real chemistry going on......u can’t play it like “other girls”, the truth is, u are not everyone else...I know it’s hard.. and I can’t fully understand what it feels like being in ur shoes...but it is what it is...

I know honesty is great, but people can be judgmental especially about things they cant relate with....

till u can afford surgery to make appearance corrections.... just say u have gigantic clitoris...instead of a pen!s since u have a vagina opening...
avoid sending pics to people... what do u people gain from doing that nonsense anyways??

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Sports / Re: Muslims Attack Mo Salah For Celebrating Christmas by coolsegun2002: 9:33am On Dec 26, 2020
DonroxyII:
I'm a Muslim and personally speaking , he went extreme for a Muslim celebrating Christmas... Nonetheless, The Universal Law of Nature (Established by God IMHO) will judge his intention for doing that not just the action per se ....

If he is craving for acceptance and attention by European Lords and Christian community : He will definitely be disappointed because if any bomb blast should occur in UK , Mo Sallah would still be discriminated as an Arab from Egypt and as a Muslim not minding whether he has been celebrating Christmas or Christianity ... Not minding whether he is Liberal ...

The Universal law of nature is just one Law and it doesn't care whether you are irreligious, Muslim or Christian .... Once you flouted it, there shall be consequences and once you respect it ... of course ... It will respect you cheesy

Also personally speaking , no matter what you do even if you ain't comfortable with your Family never and never make them a subject of ridicule ... it's like a black man trying to be white and celebrating white, whether you like it or not ... You are still a black man from sh.ithole Africa brought to western world through slavery or immigration...

Asslicking has dire consequences... !

Wait.....
If u claim U love Jesus and he’s ur prophet..why is it Haram for one of u to remeber the birth of Jesus, a prophet that I claim u love....??

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Romance / Re: Serious Opinion Please by coolsegun2002: 7:59pm On Dec 25, 2020
Lawrex26:
What's the cause of infidelity in marriage?

This is a thing bothering me as a married man because of the way I see the way some women commit adultery is become alarming.

We always think marriage will automatically reset the our single sexual lifestyle to married mode...
Sports / Re: Muslims Attack Mo Salah For Celebrating Christmas by coolsegun2002: 6:56pm On Dec 25, 2020
Tonitoniton:
The other day one jihadist from Iran was complaining bitterly how Christmas culture has entered all Muslim countries, even Saudi Arabia is not spared.

What he and all other jihadists fail to understand is that christianity and the God of the Christian's who is the only and true God rules in the affairs of men.

That the God of the Christian's is just waiting for His own to deal with all His enemies,eg, satan,all demons,muslims and other stubborn humans that refused jesus as Lord.


U jihadist are in trouble.
My kind of christianity is the fire breathing type, type or send rubbish and get stoned with red hot coal of fire right now.

Sports / Re: Muslims Attack Mo Salah For Celebrating Christmas by coolsegun2002: 5:51pm On Dec 25, 2020
lekankolade:


One of who ?, must you be this stupid?, his life, his choice ... I’m a Muslim and I’m here celebrating with my Christian friends, don’t take all Muslim to be an extremist.... Christians too have extremist.., nobody can fight for God... e go shock some people when God deny sending them to fight for Him

That’s how it’s works every time an extreme behaviour happens from ur religion and u know it...one of u Muslims decided to take it upon himself to defend Mohamed or Islam....

See U are already trying to behead me now with your words by insulting me over something u know is true....but u want to make it look like it’s not a big deal...

if u read my text with without ur jihad mindset .... u would have noticed I said “one” of them.
In fact... it’s because I don’t see all Muslims as extremist made me say one of you.... if I see u all as extremist I would have said “all of u” ....

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Sports / Re: Muslims Attack Mo Salah For Celebrating Christmas by coolsegun2002: 3:09pm On Dec 25, 2020
M’Salah should be careful oooo....one of them can decide to take it upon himself to go and behead the guy now....

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Car Talk / Re: Please Help..... My Car Key Will Not Turn In The Ignition by coolsegun2002: 11:06pm On Dec 24, 2020
This is one of the most basic things ... is this ur first car??
Just turn the steering wheel and key at the same time...

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Politics / Re: Wike Buys 29 SUVs For Rivers Customary Court Judges (Photos) by coolsegun2002: 1:44pm On Dec 24, 2020
The system of Government in Nigeria is rigged against the masses.... it is designed to cater for the excesses of the executives, legislature and judiciary..even if Nigeria is broke,

The country will borrow money to fund their luxury even after retiring from only 4 years in office

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