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AutosRe: Man Crashes His Friend's £900k Lamborghini Into A Palm Tree In Thailand(photos) by coolsegun2002: 6:43am On Mar 18, 2017
This matter no be for us to worry....the guy wey crash the car no shaaaa die..the owner wey fit afford £900k for one ride cannot not possibly have one car...

Na insurance company go dey vex right now......cos that's complete replacement...rich pple don't joke with insurance..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Six Most Annoying Things the so-called "Big Boys" Do. by coolsegun2002: 4:30pm On Mar 17, 2017
jaymejate:
Moderator please kindly move this to the appropriate thread if not here.

I have noticed some habits of the so call "big boys". Most of what they do at times is annoying. I will share just few of them that you can testify to.


1... THEY DRIVE RECKLESSLY

If you ever see a big boy driving in the area you are, kindly run or move aside. They drive like they are shooting fast and furious 8 video.
This may be because they are drunk.
If you see a car speeding without slowing down at the Zebra crossing, check very well, it's them.
Some didn't go to driving school and some do it to show off.

Please i beg you, you only live once. Drive responsibly.

2... THEY MOSTLY TALK ABOUT GIRLS AND SEX

Anytime i am around them, i don't feel comfortable because of the discussions they make. It's always irrelevant and most of the time about girls and sex. Their plans on how to get the next prey and how to enter them.

Advice
Don't forget "shallow minded people talk about girls and sex while real men talk about their future"

3... THEY DON'T ENCOURAGE THOSE THAT ARE WILLING TO READ AND STUDY.

Please if you want to serious with your studies especially if your aiming first class or 2.1, don't take an advise from them because the only thing they will tell you is no hope for graduate. They always say "even first class de carry certificate up and down". Whereas, it's a blatant lie.

Advice
No matter how big you are, you still need education and don't discourage those with aims in their academics.

4... THEY PREFER BUYING YOU ALCOHOLIC DRINK RATHER THAN GIVING YOU MONEY


This one is very common. If you ask any amount of money from them, they'd prefer to use the money to buy alcohol for you. I have experienced this many time grin

5... THEY ALL WANT TO SING

Once they have little cash on them, the next thing is to enter studio. They'll end up dropping trash music.

6... THEY LOOK AT YOU HOPELESSLY

I hate this most. Once they sight you trekking from their cars, they give you one kind of look that you yourself will want to do money ritual in order to revenge. I will analyse what they do when they see you trekking.
1.. They turn up the music in the car
2.. They adjust their sitting position
3.. They move close to the steering like they wanna hug it and,
4.. They accelerate.
grin grin grin

Please, we know you have a good ride and cool cash but you need to have good morals too and use your common sense. All is for your safety and future


TGIF
4 wink


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No 6 is and your inferiority complex..nobody is looking at you hopelessly.

I don't know why pple say this No 4 alot...someone uses his money to buy what he likes and u are saying he should have given to you instead......are you a church that must collect offering
CelebritiesRe: Fans To Oge Okoye: "You Have A Fake Gucci Bag" (Photo) by coolsegun2002: 1:55pm On Mar 17, 2017
finnestdope:
are we sure dat bag is hers huh
Lol.....You are cruel.....its her I blame anyways... and I second your observation..

If she could claim another person's terrier that she could get for less than 100grand as hers....she could do the same with the bag...
CelebritiesRe: Fans To Oge Okoye: "You Have A Fake Gucci Bag" (Photo) by coolsegun2002: 1:50pm On Mar 17, 2017
Why this babe just be like this?? She suppose just lay low for a while...abi she's not aware the dog stunt post backfired...
Car TalkRe: 2018 Mercedes-maybach G650 Landaulet Is The Most Expensive SUV Ever Made by coolsegun2002: 1:46pm On Mar 17, 2017
At the end of the day, it all still comes down to 4 tyres running one extra extra in the trunk....a couple of engine jaras to have specs like 0-180 in 10secs....where I dey run go....speed will eventually come down to the affinity of the driver eventually.

All these car makers shuld just wow me....

like my pally will say..." technology will never impress me until I can download food" from my phone or computer....
PetsRe: Ear Cropping And Tail Docking, What Is Your View by coolsegun2002: 1:28pm On Mar 17, 2017
DogCynophile:
you have a point, but even in the animal kingdom there's classifications of animal, some animals rank higher than some, thats why in some advance countries, you have animal rights and all that. the fact that you gave birth to a son does that mean you have the right to end the life of your child?
Okay you wanna take it down to biology's taxonomy ....Btw, u r completely off point with the human analogy u mentioned in ur last sentence. Ur thread is about how we treat our dogs..if it's right or not..every one knows human right shuld be upholded everywhere, we are the image of the almighty even though Seun doesn't agree.

With respect to animal classification and ranking....cows, goats dogs etc all fall in the same rank of vertebrates, mammals, bla bla bla.....

So I still say the stupid law shouldn't hold as it looks like a law carved out of preference for a particular specie of animals...

I would understand if preference is given based on extinction reasons.. like the Panda bear, pangolins etc

No one gives a shiiit about the numerous goats and cows killed daily for beef...even hotdog isn't made from dog meat...just try and kill one dog in the US for consumption purpose..u go hear am bigtime if someone finds out.
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Woman Reunites With Her Family In Delta After Being Freed by coolsegun2002: 12:45pm On Mar 17, 2017
Why the woman dey pour powder for the regoicing pple head naaaa..??

Is that supposed to be a substitute for confetti ?

Chai this woman will just let tribal pple derail this joyful thread..
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Three Kidnappers In Kaduna, See What They Recovered (Photos) by coolsegun2002: 12:20pm On Mar 17, 2017
NCAN is not happy about this matter....

.do we even have NCAN branch in maiduguri, Sokoto, katsina...since when did our abokis start to to engage in other people's vice.

Have underage girls they force into marriage finished in the country?

This is very wierd.....

Malam kidnappinghuh....they want to use the people for Suya baahuh
PetsRe: Pls Rate This Neo-mastiff Puppy. by coolsegun2002: 3:43pm On Mar 16, 2017
uwe1980:
Why looking so depressed mbok?!
That's how they look naturally....

its not a depressed look, it's d dog's natural confident look...more like the little girl's mouth and nose position below

PetsRe: Pls Rate This Neo-mastiff Puppy. by coolsegun2002: 3:24pm On Mar 16, 2017
10/10....or I it's percentage u want 100percent...

My opinion though
PetsRe: Ear Cropping And Tail Docking, What Is Your View by coolsegun2002: 3:21pm On Mar 16, 2017
We are humans..... we are higher than every other animal...if ear cropping or tail docking is considered barbaric or cruel....then what will chopping their head off, cooking and eating them be classified as..

We have domesticated some sets of animals and class them as man's best friend. Are other animals lesser than dogs?...by all mean NO!

What u hold dear to ur heart maybe what I don't give a shiit about...some don't like dogs..they like other animals like birds as pets...e.g the eagle, falcons pegions, parrots ..
damn! the first time I chop eagle and parrot..i know say chicken na preamble...

So all these classification of what I did to my pet as Okay, Cruel or Barbaric is based on individual tolerance and preference and not be taken as law. Nobody cares if I kill a cow, goat, chicken and eat in many parts of the world. Do u know some Indians considers cow very sacred and even marry them.
It's my pet, if I feel croping, docking, or cooking will satisfy watheva desire that's in me ...be it show off appearance, or hunger..allow us do it.. I don't feel it should be a considered barbaric or cruel or otherwise.
PoliticsRe: Abdulrahman Buniyamin Decorated With Sword Of Honour By UK Navy (Photo) by coolsegun2002: 11:38am On Mar 16, 2017
lonelydora:
Call your damn boyfriend and claim times 10 of that money. Pretend to be harsh and angry to him whenever he calls. He will want to brighten your day, he will ask for your account details and alert will enter. You dey learn work?
Come....are u some else's boyfriend at all? or u a female hiding behind a male account.
AutosRe: RX300 For Sale In Ajah With Reverse Camera And Far Better Dan A Toks Mint by coolsegun2002: 7:16pm On Mar 15, 2017
ehissi:
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Ah ah!! Oya lead by example........

Buy the car from OP make God see you take bless am and bless you too......... grin
I'm not getting you....how does supporting the OP or leading by example like u sarcastically suggested translate to buying his car.....i'm not getting you at all...u need to enlighten me....

If i'm in need of SUV...I would by all means patronise him...but I don't have the need to by a car.
AutosRe: RX300 For Sale In Ajah With Reverse Camera And Far Better Dan A Toks Mint by coolsegun2002: 5:27pm On Mar 15, 2017
ehissi:
Bia! Op!

Hope the owner has finally serviced the engine of this car Oooh!

This car that you put at #1.8million since last year. Na Toks you call am, rarely used. Today you call am better than Toks. .....

its alright......

Just try and confirm that the owner of the car has finally worked on the engine of the car before you direct someone to inspect the car and they meet rubbish there and come and swear for you..... undecided

Happy Sales......
It doesn't sound like u want him to have happy sale...u made reference of a bad past encounter like the OP might have tried to scam or sell u a lemon or something....he's probably a third party seller..probably ddnt know the car wasn't serviced..everyone makes mistakes

.... give the guy a chance to sell the car naaa.....the previous comment in the former thread ddnt say the car was bad...it just said it had not been serviced...an unserviced vehicle doesn't automatically mean it's a lemon...everyone deserves a second chance
CrimeRe: Illegal Gold Mining Site In Kaduna (Photos) by coolsegun2002: 11:48am On Mar 15, 2017
linzarah:
without oil, if we can harness other natural resources we have, Nigeria will definitely be competing with developed countries


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Na So!

For 57 years we never got it right with oil....you now feel gold will make us get it....its not extra natural resource that we need, it's assassination of most if not all our bad leaders. I know it sounds inhumane and terrible but the ration of the Good to bad is 1:99...

If there can be an organized gathering of all our leaders in one place including their children, those ones are even worse cos they never tasted any ounce of poverty like their fathers.they don't have any empathy...poison all of them with bacillus Anthrax...the few that escape and those that will become new leaders will sit tight and be ready to rule justly.

Is that not close to what jerry rawlings did in ghana with the Armed Forces Revolutionary Council (AFRC) which conducted what it termed "a housecleaning exercise"
CrimeRe: Illegal Gold Mining Site In Kaduna (Photos) by coolsegun2002: 11:31am On Mar 15, 2017
Gold in Kaduna..abi no be Northhuh...this will eventually be another fight to the finish...before this will turn to another clash of control and militant rebelling like the Naija delta let government do something ooo

I really support unity....but it's clear we are not one in this Nation...

Let every body be going on their own naaaaa...every body now has natural resources even Lagos has crude oil.those that want sharia rule should go ahead and have a sharia president...mayb we will rest small from all this boko haram boys
FashionRe: Lol Checkout Lipstick For Vagina by coolsegun2002: 11:20am On Mar 15, 2017
I think it's just genital cosmetic....the way u make the lips of your mouth more appealing and attractive..... mayb this one too makes the lips down there sort of appealing.....

I think this shiit is based on survey carried out on men...

I once read an article that said most guys don't know how their lady's vjay looks like.

The article sai Either most guys don't even bother to look down there before they insert the nozzle or they always are in hurry with the konji....
and some say the place is mostly un attractive, some guys that are even comfortable with giving head to ladies close their eyes doing it....
so mayb this vjay lip stick gives it an appeling colour, scent etc.

And since they claim it's safe u guys could easily lick it off just like u kiss off the lip stick during French kiss(ewwww am feeling yuck! Already)
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Attacks Borno By Chad Basin, Kills 2, Injures Others (Graphic) by coolsegun2002: 10:56am On Mar 15, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:

Strap a bomb on yourself and go kill your own people ??

Why ??

I just want to know what their motives and agenda are

You do it because of a God who doesn't exist or you just want to send a message to the world to know that you love killing yourself for no reason or you want us to know that you're still stupid ??

These people need education

I repeat again, these people need education
Educationhuh

Wasn't Osama bin laden educated?

The two brothers Michael Adebolajo & Michael Adebowale that just entered the street of London and butchered a British citizen in 2013 on the streets were master degree holders..they did it shouting the name of their God.

Our very own Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab..was an engineer who graduated from University college London. Strapped a bomb in his underwear in 2009 and boarded a plane with 289 passengers headed for detroit..... and the list goes on...

It's not education, it just looks like it from our own end here in Nigeria cos most of the issues come from the most uneducated part of the country....

It has always been a quest for POWER right from the beginning...and human beliefs(RELIGION) : the ultimate remote controller at the centre of it all....
there are always pawns who allow them selves to be used.. pawns will go down in the quest for power...in this case, they just willing to be collateral damage...
Christianity EtcRe: ​Stephanie Otobo Holds An Interview With TVC News, Exposes Apostle Suleman More by coolsegun2002: 10:15am On Mar 15, 2017
stanbiggi:
Stephanie. please... this man is a man of God.

if he slept with you maybe yes.. but he may have realize his wrong and repented and that Is why I suppose he stop having it with you... if your claimes are true which God knows.but in the bible David slept with aria wife and killed her husband but he repented.

You may be fighting a just man of God that it's in right standing with God, and God protects his prophets. we are not qualified to speak against Gods own

This is just my advise, media interview it's not to your own good going by the bible evidence of Moses and his sister that criticized him .

I am not a follower of apostle but I know little about spiritual authority... please let the man of God be and God be the Judge

hope you hear me
She's not on nairaland oooo grin
HealthRe: This Fat Man Lost Weight, And This Happened To The Shape Of His Head Too (photos by coolsegun2002: 3:13pm On Mar 14, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:
You haven't heard of him because you're not from the USA
So grandstar can only know the conehead guy if he's from USA

the person behind this ur account eeehhnnnn...the way u dey talk just dey one kind..
CrimeRe: South African Court Sentences Nigerian To 20 Years For Human Trafficking [pics] by coolsegun2002: 1:31pm On Mar 14, 2017
ISDKING:
No tribe is exempted when it comes to issue crime. Every tribe is guilty of one or the other.
Leave that thing!!!

U need to consider taking the NCAN admission exam.....there's no sitting on the fence here ..u must be on one side ....Igbos or afonja and if u like join those that like to marry juveniles.

NCAN president has spoken ...live from 53 iweka RD onitcha, and 113 pound Road, Aba
HealthRe: This Fat Man Lost Weight, And This Happened To The Shape Of His Head Too (photos by coolsegun2002: 11:54am On Mar 14, 2017
delorax:
Bros No Be Quarrel. The Head Looks Funny.
I tire ooooo...na wetin me self tell the Bros.....obasanjo get money pass all of us.... pple still dey yab am say e resemble ape.. all na joke naa
HealthRe: This Fat Man Lost Weight, And This Happened To The Shape Of His Head Too (photos by coolsegun2002: 11:51am On Mar 14, 2017
delorax:
Bros No Be Quarrel. The Head Looks Funny.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Arrives Washington D.C In Style Amid Sex Scandal. Photos/video by coolsegun2002: 11:46am On Mar 14, 2017
okosodo:
E be like say this tin dey pain seun and sarrki as d man no wan die
Im with u on this one...

Seun no like pastors at all
HealthRe: This Fat Man Lost Weight, And This Happened To The Shape Of His Head Too (photos by coolsegun2002: 11:40am On Mar 14, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:

You can laugh at him all you want but he has accomplished many things you cannot achieve in your lifetime

Lavell Maurice Crawford made 1 million dollars in his Can a brother get some love

Made millions of dollars on the movie Breaking bad

Performs all over the world

Has a mansion in hidden hills, calabasa, California, the same place Drake lives, a place you can't afford to buy a house in

Has a wife and two kids

His mother works for him and he pays her salaries

Tell me one thing you have successfully achieved in your life, I'm waiting
Oga, you go sabi vex gaaan oooo....

the OP just they joke .....Nigeria too hard naaa..make we laff small naaa....Humor is all around us... comedians joke about pple all the time....No hard feelings
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Meets Prince Charles & Lady Camilla (Pictures) by coolsegun2002: 11:32am On Mar 14, 2017
Pushas:
What are you saying.Bro.
The British never forced any system of government on Nigeria. Immediately the British left in 1963, Nigeria adopted a Parliamentary system of government.The amalgamation of 1914 and real independence of 1963,brought the need for a central government since what hitherto existed was regional monarchy. Sultan of Sokoto, Oni of Ife, Alafin of Oyo etc.
There is nothing hypocritical about this. Brunei and Malaysia and some other countries were at one point colonized by Britain but still retained a Monarchical system of government even after independence. Monarchy is not by elections.
Please go and learn some History!
Force??
Who said anything about force?
Who said anything elections in monarchy??
maybe it not directly their fault most of their colonized countries ddnt retain mornachy rule or not..and this post isn't really about which is better in the monarchy rule or otherwise....
The post was actually referenced from a joke someone made about her not leaving her royal seat for a 70+ old prince...
They encourage the practice of popular 4year government elections and they still have the Queen of england...
Oga its all for for fun ooo....we are Nigeria, I don't have problem with UK ruling system.
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Meets Prince Charles & Lady Camilla (Pictures) by coolsegun2002: 8:57am On Mar 14, 2017
Pushas:
Sighs. There is a difference between a monarchical system of government and a presidential system of government. Go and learn British History before commenting.
Yes everyone understands monarchy system...but these same british went and colonise plenty countries in West Africa eventually giving them freedom and leaving a democratic blue print behind where elections will be conducted every four years...
yet she goes back to her seat to continue her monarchy rule that forbids election every 4years that will unseat her. That's being a hypocrite if u ask me. And that's why the Arabs like to bomb them...its not really a religious war...
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Meets Prince Charles & Lady Camilla (Pictures) by coolsegun2002: 8:47am On Mar 14, 2017
Amarabae:
I find it funny how a 70+yrs old man is still a Prince, Queen Elizabeth should vacate the throne for him. what kind of greediness is that.
Goodmorning.
I concur...

that woman just refuse to die...she holds all the world's secret...she has seen many president come and go...all the evil in the world...u live too long..u see too much tragedy.
Technology MarketRe: Neatly Used Iphone 6 For Sale! by coolsegun2002: 11:30pm On Mar 13, 2017
dmcdad:
Brand newhuh Guy check well oooooo. Well, anything is possible but brand new at 130K. Make I no talk sha.
Okay..nor vex..

Shebi na the thread I post give u so..no be me get thread naaa..me seff just dey crayfish upandan..and I jam the thread there...
Christianity EtcRe: "The Mansion Apostle Suleman Bought For Daniella Okeke In Lagos Cost Him N160m" by coolsegun2002: 10:56pm On Mar 13, 2017
These sahara reporters seff..have they gone to see pastor suleiman's house...The man sef no dey live for 100million naira house.

Na him go come go buy 160 million naira house plus 30million naira benz for ashawo....

I remember when one amebo came to gbeborun to my babe that I was cheating...infact, i'm the one that bought the Iphone 6 plus of over 200k the babe was using then ....

me wey dey use tecno of N11,500...and I always tell my babe I'm looking for London used iphone for like 30k..in case she see anyone that wants to sell oooo....when my babe later ask me about the gossip matter and the supposed phone I bought for the chic...u know women naaaaa..
I laff tire ...she later follow join dey laff sef

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