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The greatest mistake men make is that they believe they are the only one going out with their girlfriend,never take a woman or relationship too serious.Do you ask yourself if you are the only one. tthat have slept with her.Stop that unnecessary. protection no matter what you do,a woman that want to cheat or dump you will be,that's their nature.
Play it cool,be slow to anger,don't be too anxious,play along with her without being rash.The strength of one woman is equal to that if five men,you can't beat them in the game.

LadyGoddiva:
THERE are boyfriends and there are boyfriends. God please keep broke entities away from me amen.

Don't inflict curse upon yourself.most of this supper wealthyguys you see around were once poor dudes.Can you pay the price of dating a nouvre rich.

tracyfemmmm:
All for the gram. Someone has that kind of money and no one knows the source. Hmm

The evergreen and sustainable sources of real money are kept secret.

talk2percy:
It can only happen in a shithole country like Nigeria that is being run by one clueless and confused old Fulani tyrant called Mohammadu Buhari.

You don't ever say the good things said about your country,but you sing,dance and rejoice about the bad and derogatory remarks made about your country.
Nigerians,we are our own enemies.
Shithole is now the new slogan from the west.

Nigerians are not good students of history.Late senator chuba okadigbo,then the senate president took the mace to his private residence and it was reportedly being guarded by a SNAKE.
Nigerians have a wrong value system which is all about Money!Money!! and Money!!!

Evacroft:
Can yhis man just relapse and leave the seat for sane pple.

for who,your brother who is the messiah.Nigeria growth is tied to everybody in this country and not buhari and his cabinet.We are all genetically linked by corruption and nepotism.

FarahAideed:
This is what you get when you vote a certified and verified cow as your president ..

is it buhari that is doing all the job,your brother messed up in some of the duties that was delegated to him.

lamalang:
No meed for that, cos at the end of the day is someone leftover you will marry too

Yes,it's always someone else's "rejects" that is often welcomed as a queen.That girl you're dying for,is someones leftover.

007author:
Any day he provoked me I used am yab am. simple

You have a fickle heart,a matured mind won't do it.

No,No,No.In life there are certain things that are never disclosed to others
1)How you slept with your spouse
2)Your greatest desires
3)Your weaknesses
4)Your intentions
Successful people hold tight to this rule of the thumb.

Benjom:
Wasted lives. We have 4 less criminals to worry about now and more to go.

Lie,the number will quadruple,if you kill the body,the spirits still lives.They should kill the spirit.

perryy:
Freeze is not persecuting Christians , rather he exposes fraud perpetrated in the name of God.

Which fraud,humans are imperfect beings including the men of God.perfection doesn't exist on mother earth.

ehissi:
what are you saying? That it is wrong for churches to use such app, to make ease of payments. Isn't that the best and convenient way for government to even introduce taxes?

I just tire for this deep freezer.....

He is a shallow freezer with.shallow thoughts and imaginations

fresherdanU:
I AM HIGHLY AND SPIRITUALLY DISAPPOINTED IN CHURCHES NOW THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS IS NOT WHAT JESUS DIED FOR. NOT THIS.

I REPEAT, NOT THIS.

What is it that Jesus died for?

internationalman:
You see stupidity, I see awareness.

Aware that God throws money from heaven to run the church.

QTEST007:
arrest
all APC members too,they are all fraudsters.

They are covered by mumunity sorry immunity

One of the rule of the game is "never walk up to a man by giving him your number" let it go,unless he ask for you number again,don't ever show any interest in him.
Going to him shows desperation and frustration.As a woman you should carry yourself with high self esteem.

4kDdullard:
Afonjas pigs and idiots una see am ? We warned una

It's the Yoruba traitors who were blinded by hate and greed that betrayed Ebele Jonathan in favour of a cattle rearer.The seed they sown will surely consume them

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was a saint and a blessing in disguise to Nigeria compared to Buhari.We can now see clearly what yoruba hate and selfish politics has taken us to,a deep abyss.They betrayed(GEJ) the first president with a doctorate(PhD) who despite the hullabaloo about corruption,things were still at par with enough money in circulation activating economic activities with its spillover effects of low prices of food spured by the strength of the naira against the dollar,with a first class economic team.
What do we have now,a directionless,clueless,visionless,and dumb government headed by an illiterate with no iota of how things are done.
GEJ please come back,because you are still better than the hawks that are flying around the rock.

IMASTEX:
Sometimes you wonder how such persons end up as someone's wife.

They are better wives because they know their onions.they know how to explore every moment of their life to the fullest.

Once in a while the truth about life often rear its ugly head,ugly because many people(pretenders)always frowns at it.
Statistics has shown that 50% of female undergraduates are being sponsored by married men.not to mention those that has been eestablished.The population of women triples that of men and not everyman wants to marry more than one wife,so who will take care of the rest. Nature has a way of balancing the equation.
The smart people on earth always cart away the goodies while the rest looks on.

NPComplete:
Nonsense. Please stop fouling this thread with such unintelligent responses. I am weary of responding to such folly.

Nope actually it is modern hygiene and health is what has stopped people from picking food from the streets. Even in the middle ages, rich people were not having their baths and if their food falls on the ground they ate it.

Do u know that if u train a dog to eat from a bowl and in the house it will become very choosy about what and where it eats? The only reason u can boast about not eating from the street is abundance and training. If there were to be a famine now, u won't be any different from those feral animals u disdain. When push comes to shove, u will lose all this human exclusivity in which u are so conceited.

The only reason I am replying is because of other people that will come and read this thread. Not because I think u are smart enough to understand sound arguments. Cheers

Giving birth through pains by humans is a punitive measure given by God for disobedience.your arguement that some cultures walk stark naked and some and feeds from the bin is irrational.Since creation,civilization has evolved among various races nations and cultures through science and their belief.Why is Africa and the black race still backward,was it not as a result of choices.
CREATION is different from cultural behavior or belief ditto science.

BiafraIShere:
Sex cheap in Owerri? Are you freaking kidding me?? The opposite is the case, after Abuja and P.Harcourt, Owerri is the most expensive city you can pick a call girl, even the "okuko Igbo" and "ekukes" charge minimum of 7000 naira!

Igbo girls are one of the cheapest in the country,especially those that live in the rural enclave.Don't forget that owerri is the only metropolitan city in imo state,we should also remember that their culture promotes it as nobody frowns at it,unlike in the south south where tradition frowns at it,especially when you are married.This speaks volumes

Never insult the crocodile until you cross the river.

perez100:
Nigeria may be islamized easily if the FG acquire Super Tucano Jet Fighter from USA. The FG said they have defeated boko haram and yet they want to buy Super Tucano that can read clearly and drop bombs without those on ground seeing it. With Super Tucano that cost over N200b, one state in Nigeria can defeat 35 states in one month. We must kick against buying of this aircraft now or Christians and the South should forget the idea of ruling Nigeria. We are not seeing what is coming to hit us. We are in trouble.

what are our corrupt and myopic legislatures doing in the their respective houses,just to propose useless bills,sleep and snores.The northerners has foresight that the rest in this country

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan please come back,you are a Saint.

As a pretty babe,which is of age with a good character,she would have been engaged by now,to eligible bachelors in her neighbourhood,school/workplace/church unless she lives in the forest.I am afraid to say that there are thorns surrounding the Ross flower.BEWARE!!!!.

Sapiosexuality:
Let's wait for him to finish.

We don't need to wait for him to finish his aimless epistle.This is a self serving post to hoodwink people.

OchuAja:
I regard myself a Nairaland veteran, having been an active member of this site for close to a decade. I decided to use a new moniker for the purpose of privacy.
I took a decision to make this writeup or pseudo diary as objective as possible, based on my first hand experience with '[b][/b]Babalawos', a popular African Traditional Religion IFA spiritualist on Nairaland.

As an individual from a non-devout Catholic background, I can safely say I'm 'Christian by association'. As a child I had an unusually curious mind and asked questions about Christianity which no one seemed to have a satisfactory answer. I was the type who would attend church service and focus on the time, hoping the hand of my wristwatch would move fast enough so I can leave. Lol.

Fastfoward to my mid- 20s, my deep research about the true origins 3 Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) opened my eyes to reality. I quit church going altogether and have no regrets to this day.

My long time lover of several years and I had only 3 weeks ago been involved in a dispute which involved unfaithfulness. I confronted my loved one about it, but got no response as to the curacy of my accusations. I have been given the silent treatment and I decided to do the same unless my lover initiates contact and refutes or confirms my claim to which I have evidence. I was devastated by this dispute and thought of placing a curse on my lover and my just discovered rival for cheating on me and wasting all the time and efforts spent on relationship.

This is where my experience with 'Babalawos' begins. I have never consulted with a spiritualist prior to this encounter. My interest in the ways of our ancestors made me a regular reader of Babalawos posts on Nairaland. I decided to send him a message to help me get my vengeance.

I complained about my situation to him. He requested for 2500 consultation fee and sent my photograph. I made a bank transfer. In few minutes he texted me saying my reading was ready.

I gave him a call.

"Aboru Aboye" he said in a guttural tone.

I responded to his greeting.
"I have consulted IFA. Because you made a consultation offering to the oracle on the last day of 2017, IFA said I should tell you that blessings will never leave you in the coming year. I have a lot to say to you. Good things and the bad. During my divination I found out that 2 Oris showed up. Your original Ori has been exchanged". IFA said that not all you claimed about your lover was 100% true...."

At this point I doubted his authenticity. How could I have lied?
"Who else did you have sex with during your relationship with S ? IFA says you did, and on one occasion your Ori was exchanged with ill luck because the person is in the occult"

I broke into a cold sweat.

"Baba, I did not sleep with anyone, ok, I did have sexual encounters with 3 persons during my relationship with S, but it was only MouthAction or kissing, no penetraton.
"Then you were economical with the truth, IFA sees everything. It was during one of these encounters that your Ori was exchanged for bad luck. Your life is upside down not so? You've experienced several unexplained ill luck not so?"
"Yes baba, you're absolutely correct" I said, with dried saliva in my mouth.

"Another thing you failed to disclose while complaining on Whatsapp was that you gained a lot from S. A lot of factors caused S to find a new love interest. S has been under pressure from friends to settled down. There are some things you should have done to keep S, which you failed to do, for instance..."


He went on and on. My hopes of getting my revenge began to fade.
"If S is not destined for me, then I want the new found relationship destroyed." I moaned.
"IFA says you shouldn't do a revenge spell. They recommend you let sleeping dogs lie"

Na wah o. When did the gods become so benevolent to abandonment? Is karma dead? I mused.

At this point my tongue felt like paper.
"Revenge spell against S has to be monthly because S has a strong sixth sense. S will sense the spell and fight back".

Dear reader, my doubts about Baba's words wore down. It might interest you to note that S practises voodoo.

"Ok Baba, is there no hope? I want S back."
"Yes you will get S back, it has to be done through a love spell."
"Ok, what is it going to cost me?"

He named it.
"Truth is I'm so broke without a job. I have nothing on me."
"There's one thing you need to know about African Traditional Religion. It costs money. If you can't afford it and you aren't brave enough, you can try Christianity or Islam. Its up to you. IFA says you don't have a tough heart."

Well he was right anyway. Everyone including my family thinks I'm hard. But I've managed to conceal my heart of a chicken from everyone all my life.

"You will also need to have a spiritual bath in my shrine as part of the love spell ceremony and to restore your exchanged Ori, and also because you're an ogbanje. You ought to have died long ago, on several occasions, but the orishas have been keeping you. Olokun showed up during your divination. You also need to do your ogbanje. This is not child's play. It's the bedrock of most of your adult life's misfortunes."

Omo na wa o!. Which kain wahala be dis? I started to regret the phone call altogether.

"Baba so you mean I should come to Benin from Lagos to do the spiritual bath ceremony? "

"I told you earlier, ATR costs money. Yes you must come to Benin. Ceremony won't take more than an hour. You can return to Lagos same day if you please. This is a custom spell for your own case. If you don't conduct the bath, the love spell will 60% chances of success".

" Ok baba, ill see what I can do to get the funds for this trip, ill come very soon to get this done. I really need S back. I love S so much. We've been through so much together. I'm willing to go through this to get S back in my life. I won't give up without a try. S must have a change of heart. The gods will do this."

"Ase!"

It is very.obvious,even to a kid that it's the same babalawo that.changes.his.moniker to tell us this cocky n bull story to gamer acceptance here.Well done,

I posted it on nairaland that Tinubu will regret for betraying GEJ and the s south,that apart Tinubu is among the few that controls the political and economic.power in Nigeria.

eezeribe:
Congratulations are in order for him...
He has just rendered at least one female on earth utterly useless
# we stand with sex dolls 100%

Can sex doll give birth to a child,does it have emotion,what'a waste,It will still fizzle out,it is highly satanic,

PenGriffey:
i can already tell what's gonna happen later in their marriage. The nigga gat a small dick, and a small dick can satisfy this lady or should i say "that phatass". So, she'd definitely cheat and besides, the pursuit is never over. Even as shes married, some guys wey kongi don hold come since last year go still de pursue am!

Go to comedy section,your post is disgusting.