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Business / Re: Patent Lawyer Needed by CorporateJay(m): 7:28pm On Jun 27, 2020
fxjones:
, your number not complete, pls do you help client register intellectual patent?
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Business / Re: Patent Lawyer Needed by CorporateJay(m): 8:55pm On Jun 26, 2020
fxjones:
Pls any patent lawyer in the house. kindly reply me I have some patent job for you
thanks

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Family / Re: Single Life And Married Life, Which One Is More Enjoyable? by CorporateJay(m): 2:08pm On Jun 14, 2020
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NYSC / Re: Call-up Letter Updates For Batch "A" Stream 1, 2020 by CorporateJay(m): 6:09am On Mar 06, 2020
Nothing yet oo
Politics / Re: Before You Compare Amotekun With Hisbah... by CorporateJay(m): 1:31am On Jan 19, 2020
Turakee2:
BEFORE YOU COMPARE HISBAH WITH AMOTEKUN
Since the declaration of the South Western Nigeria Security Network (AMOTEKUN) as illegal by the Federal Government, a lot of people especially from the South West, have been trying so hard to compare the outfit with Kano State's Hisbah Corps.
I just thought that I should share the below information.
1. The Kano State Hisbah Board was created through the Kano State Hisbah Board Law No.4 of 2003 and the Kano State Hisbah Board (Amendment) Law No.6 of 2005 by the Kano State House of Assembly, which were duly assented to by the then Governor of Kano State, Malam Ibrahim Shekarau.
Now, what Law created AMOTEKUN, by which House of Assembly, and who assented to it?
2. Under Section 7 of the Law No. 4 of 2003, Hisbah Corps were established with the duties and responsibilities set out under subsection (4) of that section, some of which include:
" - Rendering necessary assistance to the Police and other Security Agencies especially in the areas of prevention, detention and reporting of offences;
- Handling non-fire-arms for self defence like batons, and other non-lethal civil defence instruments;
- Assisting in traffic control;
- Assisting in any other situation that will require the involvement of Hisbah be it preventive or detective."
The Law that established Hisbah Corps was categorical in not allowing them to carry fire arms or any lethal weapons for self defence.
What about AMOTEKUN? What does the law establishing it say, if at all one exists?
3. The Government of Olusegun Obasanjo through the Inspector General of Police Mr. Sunday Ehindero in a press briefing on 7th of February, 2006 declared the Hisbah Law and the operations of the bodies created by the Laws as unconstitutional and illegal.
Is AMOTEKUN even backed by any Law?
4. On 8th February, 2006 the same Inspector General of Police Sunday Ehindero ordered his officers and men to effect the arrest of the Chairman and Commander General of the Hisbah Corps, Mallam Yahaya Farouk Chedi and his Deputy Mallam Abubakar Abdulkareem Rabo. They were arrested in Kano and immediately taken to Abuja where they were detained.
Has any Commander of AMOTEKUN been arrested, despite the fact that they are not backed by any known law and are made to carry fire-arms?
Would the atmosphere not have been more volatile by now if such has happened?
5. The same Government of Olusegun Obasanjo through the Minister of Information, Mr Frank Nweke Jr. in another press briefing made serious allegations that the Hisbah had sought foreign assistance from Libya and Iran for training as a terrorist group.
Has there been any such or similar allegations by the Federal Government against AMOTEKUN, even though the outlawed notorious Yoruba Ethnic Militia (OPC) with history of violent crimes against other ethnic groups and even the police, are integral part of the outfit?
Despite all the blackmail by Obasanjo Administration against HISBAH, no insults or overheating the polity were seen.
Northern Leaders and Intellectuals did not use emotion and blackmail to handle the unwarranted assault by the Obasanjo led Federal Government.
Northerners did not accuse Obasanjo and Ehindero (both Yoruba) of executing a Yoruba domination agenda.
Northern Muslims did not accuse Obasanjo, Ehindero and Nweke Jr. (all Southern Christians) of executing a Christianization agenda.
Rather, common sense prevailed and the Attorney General of Kano State took the matter to the Supreme Court where it was resolved.
Now, if the Yorubas believe AMOTEKUN is legal or created by any law and that the duties and responsibilities of the outfit (including the issue of holding fire-arms or lethal weapons) does not contravene any provision of the constitution, what is stopping them from approaching the Courts for settlement of the matter?
Why can't our Yoruba brothers pursue the issue of AMOTEKUN based purely on its merit and without joining HISBAH which differs in legitimacy, structure and functions, into their agitation?
Why can't they go about the matter with maturity and without insults or emotional blackmail against the Northerners especially and anyone of them who has reserved public commentary aligning with their agitations?
Is the group of South West Governors not made up of at least a lawyer? Rotimi Akeredolu the Governor of Ondo State is not only a Senior Advocate of Nigeria but also a former President of the Nigerian Bar Association. Why has he been unable to provide legal advise to his peers on the legal implications of setting up AMOTEKUN the way it was done?

Is this an indictment of his legal credentials or simply a well orchestrated move?

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Politics / Re: Amotekun: Yorùbá World Congress Protests Peacefully In Support Of Operation by CorporateJay(m): 1:16am On Jan 19, 2020
aminu114:
not as mumu as your father who made a mistake and born you here in nigeria where u are suffering
Politics / Re: Amotekun: Yorùbá World Congress Protests Peacefully In Support Of Operation by CorporateJay(m): 6:36pm On Jan 18, 2020
aminu114:
funny nigerians you want to add another headache to the long time ailing country

You are a mumu
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Visits Obasanjo, Says AGF Lacks Power To Declare Amotekun Illegal by CorporateJay(m): 7:48pm On Jan 15, 2020
See as obj dey look... This picture isn't elegant on baba

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Politics / Re: South Leaders To Malami: Why Is Amotekun Illegal & Hisbah Legal? by CorporateJay(m): 7:53am On Jan 15, 2020
Sundaygeorge:
6 .Yoruba state having Omotaku ..
U guys want to add to already divided Nigeria

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Family / Re: How Do I Love The Child As Mine by CorporateJay(m): 3:47am On Jan 03, 2020
Blakjewelry:
let your hubby go for DNA test and if it is positive let him accept the child. and for you, what belongs to your hubby belongs to you.

As for me giving love is the easiest thing for me to do. I have seen women in your situation blessed with their own child after accepting the child of there husband. Yes he cheated which is bad and it hurts but since he did not leave you for another woman shows he really care about you, some will be the complete opposite
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 4:50pm On Dec 30, 2019
midnighter:


Lol you better shutup! So who is more likely to survive between somebody who can afford cancer treatment and somebody who cant

Keep talking rubbish! Go and have your 12 children and leave sensible people alone biko
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 4:07pm On Dec 30, 2019
midnighter:


You have the guts to say that somebody who is saying the right thing has a trashy opinion when youre the one spewing the highest amount nonsense here

Death has nothing to do with your pocket...tell that to the spirits of children who die every day from preventable diseases because their parents cant afford good food or effective drugs smh
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 2:03pm On Dec 29, 2019
abdulizom:
This matter is simple:

If you like born half, I will born more than that inshAllah my strength can carry.

When I'm struggling training 2 engineers, 3 lawyers, 4 accountants, 5 political scientists at ABU, UI or OAU

You can continue with your lawyer in Cambridge, he will come back to be a consultant or bloody civil servant under the Ministry any of my sons is heading.

Arrant nonsense!!!

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Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 1:57pm On Dec 29, 2019
Cheeryfeet:

Chaiiii, Don't go there o, Abraham had MANY children, before and after Isaac. Isaac was the child of PROMISE hence his significance. Read your Bible well, when Abraham died, the Bible said Ishmael, Isaac and Abraham's sons came to bury him

What sort of unintelligent statement is this... Abraham Had many children so you to should have...

If you go by the Bible facts.. Abraham lived more than 5000 years ago... There was land and everything else to support those children.. The competition for resources was not this tough, how many people were existing on earth then.

apart from availability of resources to everyone then..Even the Bible said he was a very wealthy man with lots of gold... A rich man is allowed to have as much children as he wants to.. If he can provide the necessary support for them... But a poor person Should stick to one or two and not create problems for the society

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Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2019
Abagworo:



The harsh words some of you use on Nigeria amazes me.. There's room for all class of people to have as much children as they wish and take care of them.

This is a very dumb statement... Do you know that someone having children he cant take care of has repercussions on the society...... A wretched man who can't take care of himself.. Decides to have 10 children.. Saying they are gifts from. GOD.. He sends them to a school with poor facilities and faculties... Meanwhile the children are starving.. The little the school is offering, they can't even comprehend.. Because while they should be listening, they are being bitten by hunger.. Also instead of having support at home to augment their training in school.. They go back to an abusive atmosphere of wants and lack... They eventually leave school with virtually nothing upstairs... No skills and nothing whatsoever..with no hope of attending a university or acquiring skills that matter... Then usually the male ones... Take up violent crime to survive... Then they come. To rob and kill.. You see how the cycle begin from home and end in the society?

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Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 1:39pm On Dec 29, 2019
akanbiaa:
I have seen an Okada Man with 3 wives and 16 children,although he also farms she but small scale.

And so how is his life... Do you envy him and want to be like him

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Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 1:37pm On Dec 29, 2019
Vivikema:
I know a couple with one child and is still struggling with 3 square meals....please remove poverty out of it

Okay...as they cant eat 3 square meals.. Now... They should now add 3 pickin join unto say nah God do do pickin

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Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 1:24pm On Dec 29, 2019
tumababa:


God bless you. If you think it is your money or the expensive schools your children go that will make them succeed you have already failed as a parent.

You people should get things straight.... You should be able to cater for your children the basic things like... Good food.. Good education.. Good shelter and little fun... And go and check statistics... The chances of a child being successful in life.. Is proportional to the quality of life he lives... The number 1 reason why people succeed is having people around you who can make you succeed... And where Most do you meet them... School and where you are able to work...

Isit a child that was made to go and do househelp.. That has more chances in life to be successful... If you know what those children pass through... Most especially the female ones...you will know that... Give birth to the number of children you can cater for

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Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by CorporateJay(m): 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2019
Deicide:
I think the op is forgetting something that the system is not made for the poor, people don't give birth to more children because they can they do so because of security reasons. if you check most third world country poor people mostly give birth to more children at least if one dies you wouldn't lose much, rich people have the money for security so they hardly give birth to more children, you could see this fact in first world country where the system works well despite being rich would hardly give birth to more than three. Logically @Op your point might make sense Logically but economically it doesn't, if the system works for the poor, they wouldn't have to worry about security thereby giving birth to less children.
this is a very thrashy opinion... Death visits anyone... Both rich and poor.... DJ olu that died of recent... Was his father poor, all those rich rappers that died before 21...were they poor... Bro... Death has nothing to with your pocket...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Says He Won't Accept Underperformance From APC Governors by CorporateJay(m): 4:36pm On Nov 25, 2019
Be like say yahaya Bello dey over perform

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Politics / Re: “Grow, Don’t Blow”- Ibrahim Magu Admonishes Youths by CorporateJay(m): 11:30am On Nov 10, 2019
daddytime:
We lost it as a nation with a bit of moral the moment we allowed words like, "I don blow, I don hammer, I don make am, I don collect, big boy/girl, sharp man, guyman etc" take a deep seated root in our lexicon.

wetin we for do.. collect am for people mouth as them dey talk am?
Family / Re: Come Share Your Biggest Problem, Challenge Or Source Of Depression! by CorporateJay(m): 3:56am On Oct 28, 2019
ikechizoba:
Mine might look or be tagged as "not serious" but its getting me sad and worried. My son is 3years and 10 months,he will clock 4 by 1st march.
Here is the thing,he is in nursery 2,he still has nursery 3 to pass through b4 he can enter primary 1,and by calculation,he will be 5years and 6months when he gets to PRI 1,l feel l rushed him to school,l feel he might not be catching up with those in his class and his age is inappropriate, he can write well but he finds it difficult to recognise and identify letters and numbers,l feel its my fault for rushing him and l don't know how to go about it. l just need the assurance that the age is OK,or should l be worried

No you didn't rush him. Probably Change his school.. Also.. Take time out to coach him a little after school.. Also buy all these little children colorful story books for him... It helps

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Ali Gombe To Aisha Buhari: Mamman Daura Placed Buhari On Monthly Salary by CorporateJay(m): 2:15pm On Oct 16, 2019
It's official... Sarrki is mad

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Health / Re: What You Should Do To A Knocked-out Tooth by CorporateJay(m): 5:29pm On Sep 24, 2019
Throw it on the roof

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Travel / Re: Life in Beijing As an International Student. by CorporateJay(m): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2019
Deja93:
Guys please help me decide

I have about 600k andy plan was to go work in Dubai

Can I and should I go to china instead

I have a friend there in China he's a Nigerian

But how is life in China and I go fit see work there

BRO see the first thing about Travelling out.. Research about where you want to travel too, and know the kind of skills that are required there.. Acquire the skills here to make part time money over there so you won't be stranded when you get there. . Then go to school over there.. Even if it's just for 2 years so that you can integrate yourself into their society. Don't just go with the notion that you want to go and work.. God bless your hustle

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Romance / Re: I Want To Apologize To People Who Said I Was Snobbish In The Past by CorporateJay(m): 4:44pm On Mar 21, 2019
Ilamina:
I was going through a lot
I didn't even know what I was doing

Every post I made here was a risk

I just transferred school, very unhappy
I didn't graduate on time

I still am

But these days, if you notice I reply people most of the time
Because i am more settled

Are you in your late thirties and single?

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Romance / Re: I Want To Apologize To People Who Said I Was Snobbish In The Past by CorporateJay(m): 4:43pm On Mar 21, 2019
Ilamina:
I was going through a lot
I didn't even know what I was doing

Every post I made here was a risk

I just transferred school, very unhappy
I didn't graduate on time

I still am

But these days, if you notice I reply people most of the time
Because i am more settled

Are you in your late thirties?
Romance / Re: She Cheated With Her 'Cousin'. I'm Finding It Hard To Forgive Her by CorporateJay(m): 9:28am On Mar 21, 2019
daddytime:


Lol...dem dey plenty bro...you dey look for the one wey go waka come meet you say "bros how far"? Nigerian babes never kraze reach that level o, na you go make the move. Anyone wey catch your fancy you waka meet am talk to am...na yes or no e go tell you e no go bite you so no fear...
Lol..I know... But I dey very shy to follow them talk I dey fear embarrassment like craze... If anybody embarrass me for public I fit commit suicide...to approach be the koko.... After I manage to approach one self...dey no dey free sha... I guess I'm too direct
Romance / Re: She Cheated With Her 'Cousin'. I'm Finding It Hard To Forgive Her by CorporateJay(m): 7:22am On Mar 21, 2019
daddytime:
Kill her..joking oo

I no even understand how and why una dey mumu for women matter aswear....women wey jabrata for town sotey e don become buy one get two free?

You were/are dating an unrepentant whoring bitch who'd never change. You'd be doomed if you wifed this bitch.

Her actions were premeditated without any recourse or remorse to your feelings.

She isn't sorry for cheating on you...she's mad at herself for getting caught and busted because she'd be losing all the goodies from your end with which she and her original boyfriend were flexing on.

You were just a spare tyre means to an end funding another man's pussy and paying him handsomely for fuckiing his own pussy indirectly.

To the pit latrine girl...her question would be " why didn't I carry my brother along in this work" she'd have a hard time forgiving herself but she has learnt a new lesson for her next victim. Her work for never tear and you for still dey for e-dating (whatever that means). Me I dey live for real world and deal with every issue as such.

For your mind you get babe for Nigeria...how a man who is awoke will buy a story of my cousin slept in my house so so and so time is mind boggling.

The other part wey make me laff come pee for body...na say na the number of times wey she Bleep una come dey argue about...whadaheck? This just gave me an idea to develop an app or meter that could tell how many dickks has gone in and out a pussyy same for a dickk...na you go be my first customer for this amazing product wey I wan invent...

Are there no women in your neck of the woods in the Abroad.

Me thinks only weak men who are looking for some cheap naive girls who they can impress and oppress with whatever opt for this kinda mail order bride arrangement.

Find woman around you wey dey see the same kevel wey your eye dey see marry am you and am go work well because you both know whats up...

Anywhere wey man dey fit make him life get sense na im be him Lagos or abroad o...

Na toilet full the streets pass these days I don tell una...
I hail una...

You must shine eye for today's world like my daughter here...


Bros everytime I hear things like women are plenty everywhere....how come I don't even see girls to talk to talkless of dating cry

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Romance / Re: Some Gilrs Sha by CorporateJay(m): 7:18am On Mar 21, 2019
K
tohyorsih:
this generation and sex ehn! smh
No be this generation you dey?
Health / Re: Kenyan Drug Addict Rescued By His Childhood Friend, Dies 2 Years After by CorporateJay(m): 4:14pm On Mar 18, 2019
Honestly that woman changed his life

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