₦airaland Forum

Pack your bags and come over to Nigeria. We need more auto manufacturers.
Mind you, if your pricing is too much for the populace to handle, we'll have to help you pack your bags and bid you farewell...

sorextee:
U no employ person and she start dey work?
I like her faith. Make me sef go start work for ptdf
Since ive already applied ND yet to be called..

Make I serious now..

As u see her dey clean, why u no pursue her say u never decide yet?

But last last, d girl chop liver.

The tin no shock u?

Now, he no wan pay

If na wanted person, naso you for buy gbegeh.

But which kain hotel get jhus 5rooms. OP, u sure say no be dem"washing and setting" hotel u dey run so?

hahahaha, madness in styles.

How many nairalanders knows that most of those girls there will enter some random guy room to do "one corner dance?"

There was once a time I'll be waiting for this day to pick any random girl... SMH.... daddy don do something sha

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
I'm busy invoking the ancestors to help me with more incantations.

Old boy?? No old man for learning Boss. Are you named after today or today is named after you

lols, dhat one jhoin....

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
kikikikiki, Joblessness is real Boss. How have you been sir?

My brother ayam flexing my life o. Today is named after me

Hope you're doing good, saw your lastest incantations

How old boy like me go fit learn that kind thing

Learnstuffs:
Marriage take style dey hungry me. Cynthia come let's do this oo

Cynthia Morgan teh you say she wants marry man?

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
This OP is busy hustling for frontpage since 1800bc, yesterday you claimed a Non-Nler to be a Nler.

Asin ehn, wetin Seun dey give people for front page and that first to comment matter?

JOBlessness is real o..

1metre:
all these dirty minded people.

If you get pikin, you for understand...


I do kiss my girl on the lips too and I see nothing wrong with a dad kissing his cute little princess,

But this-pics is just for the photographs not French kissing.
That's why I say nothing is wrong. People asking for Flavours head are letting their emotions get in the way. And I can't possibly blame them for they might be parents to one small cutie too... '-\

It's just for the foto people, let it be...

pimpchi:
Inappropriate..... #incestloading.... Nobody should even call me old skoll here o o o.... What is wrong is wrong. #simple

I won't call you old school but I still insist you're of the ancients


Lemme add that my five year old girl told me about her small crush. When she did her b-day at her mum's, I went there and she was so excited and was like "daddy, see my best friend, the one I told you about"... me was like hey girl, you too remember what I told you? she said yes and she and the small bad boy were away.

Me just kukuma called her mother separately and had a hrt2hrt with her about my daughter's safety in her care.

Pikin Dem this days, don't try to stop them, else they'll go do it behind you and will be the worst.
My current girlfriend advices on proper guidance but me, I'm like, for 5yr old

The things these children are continually exposed to are just beyond alarming.

I fear for my daughter and I just hope I'll always be there to guide her decisions. She seems to update me about everything and I hope that continues till she becomes the lady I see in her.

Mumu boy.

To die dey hungry am b4...

candlewax:
wack

If you drink 3bottles of alomo and wash down with fresh kwale weed watch this kind video for gotv ehn, you go use anger scatter your LED.

Better calm down

Looks amateurish.... there's that feeling that something is amiss.. or is it just me or I need to be stoned first before I'll judge right?

E no try abeg

kennygee:
Its not enough to dupe her? Na to gang rape her join?

Na wa

I wonder why a crime like this is bailable.

You wish this on them?
Let's write the court asap

dview001:
He's stucked up in the speed force ;DHe's stucked up in the speed force

Next time he'll not be faster than his shadow..

dview001:
that's what happens when Barry Allen keeps messing with the timeline

Hahahaha, I thought you would blame it all on the "devil"


Oya Allen B, coman fix the timeline else we send time worms to eat your soul....

missbeckykisses:
Oct 22 and we are still in Oct 21, OP receive brain in Jesus name

Ha, and you don already reach 21st hahahaha which country you dey?.

Now I'm sure ayam not understanding anything...

Someone should please ask the OP which year this happened cos ayam not understanding the October 22 written there o....

Or una don reach 22nd and I'm still behind on 20th?

OtemSapien:
Wehdone sir, we already know pastor Adebole as a businessman. And we tell him 'Wehdone sir'' Here is a poem composed when he and his workers duped someone of her first income.

I love the combo in this song

Otem, you're talented, damnit talented

AnonyNymous:
ONLY religion can do this. If you check now, there might be PhD holders among them. Professors. People with insanely high IQs. But religion makes them put all of that on 'pause' and start acting like they're under some sort of mind control. I don't know how anyone can seriously believe that the supposed master of the whole universe of which earth is nothing but a nearly insignificant part (in terms of numbers, when compared to the rest) would be happy with you for rolling on the ground and screaming incoherent words.

It cripples the minds of even warriors. I recall how Ralph Ballantyne used the superstitious beliefs of the Matabele people and destroyed an indaba. The warriors thought the "man-eating" demon Tokoloshe was around not knowing it was a play on their superstitious mindset.

Superstition cripples the minds of men.

hilroy:
Some people will be asking quiz questions on Nairaland as if that will fetch man money

Sombori can not play with you again

vivie01:
Tank 7; has no outlet and gets filled up first from tank 3 cos of the pipe position

Tank 7 is feeding tank 10. But you're right, it'll get filled first for it's outlet is at the top.

oluwanifemi283:
it is called advertising.......agbaya

Abeg help me tell am. I don't know why people will just be forming big

christaddicted:
Op! Wow! This is good. My prayer is that something big will locate you this month

blood of Zechariah, na real picture be that? one breast don fall cover the guy hand finish o

brainpulse:
I think this society and the youths have to do more in celebrating intellectual capacity, outstanding innovations, talents and hard work rather than useless and unnecessary show off of personal material collection which adds no value to society.
If this is what the youths hinged their values on, then they are worst than the leaders they abuse.

Word....


But in this country, no one gives a rat's asss .
Just as davido puts it- "owo ni koko"

folashade96:
What is wrong with Nl today? or is it my browser?

Try UC browser.

Guys will eat and finish all the Pythons in Nigeria. Next time Python no go dance again

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
The dude was last seen 12 August.


About the thread, na small small the incantations go increase. Even Ifa go fear fear

Abeg o.

cardoctor:
Blame the devil

Devil too don tire for all this blaming. For Bible, Yahweh killed and killed yet the blame is on the devil. Man go commit all kinds of atrocious acts, still na devil them go blame

Devil don tire,

SalamRushdie:
You mean your dad, brothers and uncles are all heartless ?

No, I feel biacan meant "men" as in " mankind". Don't take it on her biko

babtaima:
Wanna kill yourself? Imagine this. You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over You take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. You grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, you close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell you dinners ready. You don’t answer, so he walks in. All he sees is you laying on your bed, so he thinks you’re asleep. He tells your mom this. Your mom goes to your room to wake you up. She notices something is odd. She grabs the paper in your hand and reads it. Sobbing, she tries to wake you up. She’s screaming your name. Your brother, so confused, runs to go tell Dad that “Mommy is crying nd brother won’t wake up.” Your dad runs to your room. He looks at your mom, crying, holding the letter to her chest, sitting next to your lifeless body. It hits him, what’s going on, and he screams. He screams and throws something at the wall. And then, falling to his knees, he starts to cry. Your mom crawls over to him, and they sit there, holding each other, crying. The next day at college , there’s an announcement. The principal tells everyone about your suicide. It takes a few seconds for it to sink in, and once it does, everyone goes silent. Everyone blames themselves. Your teachers think they were too hard on you. Those mean popular girls, they think of all the things they’ve said to you. That boy that used to tease you and call you names, he can’t help but hate himself for never telling you how good you really are. Your ex girlfriend, the one that you told everything to, that broke up with you.. shee can’t handle it. shee breaks down and starts crying, and blames herself . Your friends? They’re sobbing too, wondering how they could never see that anything was wrong, wishing they could have helped you before it was too late. And your best friend? He’s in shock. He can’t believe it. He knew what you were going through, but he never thought it would get that bad… Bad enough for you to end it. He can’t cry, He can’t feel anything. He stands up, walks out of the classroom, and just sinks to the floor. Shaking, screaming, but no tears coming out. It’s a few days later, at your funeral. The whole town came. Everyone knew you, that boy with the bright smile and bubbly personality. The one that was always there for them, the shoulder to cry on. Lots of people talk about all the good memories they had with you, there were a lot. Everyone’s crying, your little brother still doesn’t know you killed yourself, he’s too young. Your parents just said you died. It hurts him, a lot. You were his big brother , you were supposed to always be there for him. Your best friend, he stays strong through the entire service, but as soon as they start lowering your casket into the ground,he just loses it. He cries and cries and doesn’t stop for days. It’s two years later. Your teachers all quit their job. Those mean girls have eating disorders now. That boy that used to tease you cuts himself. Your ex girlfriend doesn’t know how to love anymore and just sleeps around with boys . Your friends all go into depression. Your best friend? He tried to kill herself. He didn’t succeed like you did, but He tried…your brother? He finally found out the truth about your death. He self harms, he cries at night, he does exactly what you did for years leading up to your suicide. Your parents? Their marriage fell apart. Your dad became a workaholic to distract himself from your death. Your mom got diagnosed with depression and just lays in bed all day. People care. You may not think so, but they do. Your choices don’t just affect you. They affect everyone. Don’t end your life, you have so much to live for. Things can’t get better if you give up. I’m here for absolutely anyone that needs to talk, no matter who you are. Even if we’ve NEVER talked before, I’m here for you. Copy and paste this as your status to show people there are people out there that care.let's see who actually read all of it. For anyone that feels this way

Hau,

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
lol even those kenyans that lured him denied him sef when the dude asked for help

Eiya, the guy no get better advisor or maybe his case na "fly wey no dey hia word" case.

I hope he learns from the mistake.
I dey feel your cplusplus thread o. it all looks like incantations

And don't joke with Ogoja girls o. They'll use love finish you.

My cousin married one and that was when I visited the place. The girls can take care of in-laws.... Don't know about all tho, but the girl I've met ( my cousin's wife) is an angel...

Wish I get a girl with her manners..