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Natbrowny:
As a gangstar that i was. Night game was me and i was night game

Pops showed me he was also a mob boss in his house.

Pops swapped Milo and Nescafe contents.

Na once he gbab me. 😂

Back then na that wicked loco lubricant dem use set trap for me. I cry tire. I nearly run mad. Whether I really dey mad sef, I never know... Smh

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

Dey play. Òní alpha male...

brain54:
My dad used to tell us stories like this when I was a kid...


I have a similar one I just remembered now.


Man of the house no really try!

Lols ..

Na this kind thief I dey like...

Me too go steal am o. I like stealing meat for pot more though.

[quote author=SnoppyG post=138322580[/quote]Lols @ "act like a fool"

It's understandable. No act like mumu na, you no go wink sef, let alone sleep😁

But come on brother, that's just life for you. And who's the werey that'll claim madam too is not enduring something? Or even act like mumu so peace go reign?

That's why it's a 2-person thing. You give, she gives and you'll enjoy or suffer together. This lone one just no need anyone to share my pains with. Don't even know how to explain things like that. I suffer, I find ways to destroy the situation that causes it, simple. Do not need to be consoled even.

So no, I still like being alone.

Surprising thing be say, I dey proudly do mumu for my daughter's and sisters when the situation calls for it. So, even as I no gree marry, I no escape from women and their wahala.

Gods abeg o 😁 😁 🤧

Sonnobax15:

On behalf of my neighbor who married the greatest female werey .

The dude keeps complaining to about how his wife's family was the main reason why their marriage didn't last...

Sometimes I begin to thank God I didn't used the money i used in buying my refrigerator last year to do the small low-key marriage I almost did last year

Oga no mind old bachelors like us o. If you get someone wey you convince yasef say dey okay for yasef, marry o.

Abi una don kolo ni? Where we go come dey see wedding party rice chop? This one all of una no wan dey marry again...

You don't need to ask. Marriage is completely different from what we created it to be.

I get this family friend wey dey join dey disturb me to marry. He married his secondary school sweetheart. If you see as many of over 45yrs and woman of over 40 dey play together like children, you go shock... He's had it good. There's a way someone go dey enjoy their marriage, even you outsider go dey see the signs... I come dey regret why I no get secondary school sweetheart wey I keep till I ready. Me wey like long throat back then... SMH
But I did find someone I feel i would've done the marriage thingy with. Sadly, she kick jerrycan before then.

Still, I'm past the stage. I'm used to being by my lonesome.

If e good for you why you no marry that ya ex?

Crazy people everywhere...

brain54:
Without sex couples are just roommates living together though...

Why wouldn't anyone be obligated to have sex with their married partner?🤷

Civilization. Everyone just dey open eyes dey prove right. My right is righter than your right!

Which right you dey see for this matter?

This is simply perversion.

Dem dey use the so-called advanced talk dey do perverse things.

Even the gods wey create humans go dey vex for this nonsense.

If you now ask these advanced morons why a man go marry when even sex now come be as they want am, dem no go get any reasonable explanation...

It's just like that animal doctor wey dey support LGBTQ. Dem ask the useless woman if a man fit get pregnant, she no fit answer straight. Begin talk rubbish like: "I can't answer that, it's complicated".... And this na person wey claim to be for the sciences and biological make ups o.
Abeg o, wetin dey complicated for the question?

Useless people. And Black man wey no geh sense go support dem because of inferiority complex.

Just as dem tell black man say polygamy no good but gayism is bae... And some animals in human skin agree with that.

My own be say, there's different levels of madness. Some na werey wey wear cloth

nairalanda1:
All the above countries that have good performing currencies...are diviersifed industrial economies that export manufactured goods and services.

Yes, they also have corruption issues, specially russia. But once your economy is dependent on manufactured goods and services, you are okay.

But APC and ADC Bots don't want to hear. neither do pdp, or tinubites, or obi supporters, or atiku supporters. They all love oyel money

Is there even any oyel money anywhere?

No be borrow pose dem dey do upandan?

Dem no sell oyel o. Dem use am take loan.

Penguin2:
“Our God is in heaven, He does whatever He wills”

For pidgin English.. this ya comment mean say ya God dey do as e like.

No be anyhow matters be that? 🙄🤧

Thank the gods you know na their osusu. Make we leave am there.

autoez:
When good meets good, there's joy. Most prefer to club and party, carry olosxso. Make una enjoy una money abeg. Na kuku una money. Congratulations Samuel. May God bless and protect your helpers

Love800:
More publicity and gigs for the donor. Nothing goes for nothing.

Everyone are like the devil. They give cap to collect your head.

Wetin come dey there?

Life na give and take. The equation must balance. E no geh how you wan do am.

And hey, if you can give something to actualize ya dreams, wants or needs. And you're willing, oga, no use foolishness stop yasef o. I dey talk from experience. Foolishness made me loss something but I am glad I attacked something else.

madridguy:
The comedian president just pushed his country into a deep mess and scattered everywhere.

I only pity the Ukraine women because very soon majority won't be able to find a husband.

You this man. Na wetin ya mind go be that? Thinking far into the future indeed....

Only a total slowpoke will not see that Zelensky is a puppet to some other shady and crafty party. One that's somewhat shy to expose itself not only to protect itself but to also deceive.


SMH

Flangelo12:
His Dibia told him so after receiving Schanapps, white Ram, bag of rice, Palm oil, Maggi cubes, curry, etc.

All from the 500k... The dibia don epp the mumu chop almost all the osusu. I'm sure the rest go enter bia bia bank....

muyico:
So our defend operative can't tracks the IP address?? But if person insult presido online, they knw how to catch him or her

Unless anyone is entirely stupid, I personally do not see how any of the masses would have any love left for the current system of governance and those running it.

My last born was posted to gombe. I swore I'd rather kick jerrycan than let her go there. But the mumu girl insisted she needed the experience ( experience terrorists will cut short and connect where you won't believe?)

As the gods would have it, one if my elder sisters pulled some stunts and she did it here in Lagos.

At least, Lagos dey safer for some kind matters. It's best to do away with the NYSC program until they're sure they can protect these children. But they won't. It'll affect their boys in that ministry eating the allocation....

duro4chang:
Sowore is not the one on trial. Even if he wants to rely on what omokri had said in the past, he should also know that omokri has posted in the past that he acted wrongly and rendered his apology.

And it all makes sense to you?

Rendering apologies because of profits, who wouldn't do that? Oh, maybe the truly righteous. (Gods, I can't believe this.. I had to rely on autocorrect before I can spell righteous . . Seems some things wey concern matters wey I no like don dey exit my existence... Smh)

No be lie.
It's the same way mockery follow this man everywhere.

Either he's mocking someone or someone is mocking him.

Dem use am do you?

LagosOrigin:
So are they the reason why tinubu fell in turkey yesterday or they are the reason Boko haram are gradually moving to south west?

Uhm.....

Number 1. They're the reason the ancestor fell in turkey

AMINDA:
Case dismissed! Tinubu invariably confirmed that Reno Omokri was right by appointing him as an Ambassador to represent the country abroad. Afterall, Ambassadors cannot be seen to be people of questionable integrity. Well played, Sowore.

The bolded has always been true....
But the NPCs in wizkid fc and davido FC no fit realize till they kick jerrycan.. unless the system was hacked and toyed with by some badasses

helinues:
How is that relevant to the 2027 political calculation?

Look for implications and draw ya conclusion. You'd hardly be wrong.

ariesbull:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thesun.ng/nigerian-pleads-guilty-to-murder-of-23-year-old-lady-in-uk/%3famp



“Nigerian man who recently moved to the UK admits murd£r of 23-year-old British woman.

A man has admitted murd£ring a 23-year-old woman who was a former colleague he had had a "brief relationship" with.

Stephanie Irons's body was found by emergency services after they were called to an address in Westdale Lane West, Mapperley, on 21 October 2025.

During a brief appearance at Nottingham Crown Court on today, Monday, January 26, Adedapo Adegbola, of Woodborough Road, Mapperley, admitted a single charge of murd£r and he will be sentenced on 5 February.

Police said "a caring and compassionate young woman" had been taken from her friends and family "in horrific circumstances".

Adegbola just relocated to the UK in 2022.

Judge Nirmal Shant KC told the 40-year-old he faced a mandatory life sentence and it was just a question of "setting the minimum term".

Members of Irons's family were in court, and the prosecution confirmed victim impact statements were being prepared.

Police said Adegbola, fatally wounded the victim as he visited her address after their brief relationship ended.

The alarm was raised by co-workers after a series of concerning messages were sent to them on the evening of the attack, officers said.

Adegbola had fled but blood-stained trainers and a jumper were left on the streets of Mapperley and Carlton.

He then travelled to Mansfield, Worksop, Sheffield and finally to Hull, police said.

On 22 October he returned to Nottingham and handed himself in but then provided no comment to questions posed by detectives in subsequent police interviews.

Det Insp Stuart Barson said: "This is a tragic case in which a caring and compassionate young woman was taken away in horrific circumstances.

"Following the attack on Miss Irons, Adegbola made no attempt to call for an ambulance, and was concerned only with getting away from the scene and attempting to dispose of vital evidence.

"I want to thank Miss Irons' family for the incredible strength that they have shown through this process.

"I hope that this outcome assists Steph's family in coming to terms with such a dreadful loss."

Source: LIB

Clearly a case of: if I don't have you, no one will?

The girl fine reach but a 40yr old is involved. An embarrassment to his ancestors.

But I no understand why police insist: " a caring and compassionate human was wrongfully taken"

E come be like say dem know wetin the old idiot dey go through for the young beauty hand before his madness rose to the surface...

Na their problem sha. Many of them are just programs playing the part decided for them by the system.

Rebels like we irreligious folks fit think say we're apart from it all. What if it's all part of the program? To have rebels like us?

To escape the loop, e hard o.

ChangedMan1999:
Was China not paying him enough money

Is the cost of living too much in China

Does he have too many people who depend on him

Desires are endless.

Even if he's earning what yasef and my Royal Self will consider enough, pesin wey geh "big eye" go still want more. Not to mention there are so many ways to make someone like that do ya bidding without giving them any monetary benefits.

P1PrinceKT:
Ask them to drop dollar hegemony and see how their economy will crash.

That's why they can't be found truly battling their mates. As any retaliation and they fail to win would wreck the hoax.

See this one...
If Dem appoint am for one post or give am some benefits now, e go begin sing another song...

Awón òní yéyé...

uchman:
The way the interviewer is looking at her, the man go don know say that girl is us*less

Many of them know they're useless but will never admit it. Abi, wetin come be the difference with say man go carry okpo for okpo quarters?

Well, as long as everyone is willing, everything goes.

Whoever be mumu should continue being mumu.

E no concern me...🙄😉🤧

Julius1995:
What do you have to say about the genocide and wanton kidnapping going on in your country under Tinubu, ehn Muslim?

Abi o.


Ya house is on fire already yet na another person own dey ya eye ...

brain54:
The pitiable thing is some Nigerians...


Sitting behind their phone screens and chanting Donald Trump's praise like a broken record because nothing he does can ever be wrong.


I wonder when those ones will ever get sense!

You go wait tire o. They'll never have sense.

NPCs have nothing to do with sense. They're just playing according to the program. Once the code words enter, they'll turn walking dead. The animals.

samuelson06:
It'll happen eventually. Even you that's against it, you know very well that we can never move forward with the present configuration. You all know the truth. Nigeria is over 65 years old, yet no meaningful development. I'd be insane to support it stays the way it is right now.

Maybe we should try some form of reset....

The current political ecology should be vawulently removed and replaced.

But I don't know what is wrong with most people, why are they so against secession? And asking the Igbos in the Senate to propose a secession bill? These people get sense at all? Dem no dey see say the current senators and politicians even from the east are in cahoots with those from everywhere else?

Why would they propose a bill for something that will affect them negatively?

Hmmmmm2024:
Which part of the article you don't understand ? Your first sentence shows that you don't understand the article.

Their culture could permit it maybe.