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Aharrrrr, Mama Toyosi, tell your pikin make him comot hand for bad thing o, EFCC EYE dey for back-yard o dey look that him Yahoo hand o.

Maduka! Maduka!! Madukaaaa, how many times did I called you? Stop running around please ask PDP to refund your money o, I hope they have Not shared the money as usual.

Fizzymike1:
This guy don lowkey retire o
But now into the business of playing kpekus league

rottennaija:
Don't worry. When biafra comes, Kenya will be sanctioned, they biafran airspace will be declared a no fly zone for Kenyan flight, their president and diplomat will be declared persona non grata.

Oga, listen to one of the village chief.

muykem:
IPOB members should not stop donations. The new guy will use Finland government to get Biafra.

Oga, I hope they would pay tax to us from the donation.

jlinkd78:
While u read take note that this is The Guardian UK and not any other source. Keeping this in mind then re-read again to appreciate how deep in trouble d Nigerian authorities will be in d coming days. This news outlet has been able to put to a summary end d uncertainty of location of abduction. It also foiled Malami account of Kanu being in possession of a Nigerian passport which he went on to state date of issuing, las las Kanu was travelling with a British passport. Thirdly both d Interpol and d UK authorities Nigerian Govt claimed to be in collaboration have both distanced themselves from this charade. Extraordinary rendition in international politics is a big undemocratic crime and when Kenya is dragged they can't but reveal everything they know about this kidnapping movie

Oga, weyting this one dey talk self?

ultiabaz36:
Good day my people, please your advise is needed. I am in my 30s and I came into this relationship this year January. I like and I love this babe so much but she’s always demanding financially despite being a working class and I am only surviving on 45k job here in lagos. I have target and ambition for my life and everything is placed on this my job. So, I have a proportion of my income to be saved for this my ambition but since I met this girl, I never have anything called savings again while I still go on borrowing to satisfy her needs.

The most painful part of it all is that anytime she asks of anything and I’m not capable of what she asked for, she will first block me on Whatsapp and drop a breakup message. I will be the one to call and persuade her and when she feels like to unblock me she will do that.

But now, she’s asking for salah cloth and I don’t have the amount she’s asking for. I told her I don’t have the money for now while I told her that I don’t know what tomorrow will say and as soon as I said this, she dropped the breakup message as usual and block me on WhatsApp.

Please Advise me on what to do as this is getting on my nerves.

That is what you get when you involved your self on something you're not ripe for, with your salary you're not supposed to get close to such person at all.

It's seems you're not ready to face reality, let me tell you that lady is not your own and is like you're forcing your self on her that is why she is dealing with you this way, you decide, Iet me stop here.

I don't understand why the owner would register this car that is still new and want to sell it within the status this car is, why did you register it if you were not ready to use the car for a lomg time, was it just to show-up?

Spy360:
And now we are left with Buhari. You show signs of weakness to me.

So people should die because of what we want to get, and for whom interest, I'm particularly referring to the civil war, and not what is happening now.

In as far I didn't support these killing of innocent people, I blamed Ojukwu because he is a greedy person, he knew very well what would happened if he chooses to fight war and still went ahead to fight.

Simple attitude of saying if you don't want what we agreed at Abury meeting to stand I will resign from Army, this would have save the lives of so many innocent people who have died because of his greediness.

See what President Jonathan did, he left power to avoid blood shared. He is a true hero.

Fake inter.

martinsrichie:
Good morning guys (ladies and gents inclusive)

My phone was snatched away from me on the 29th of January this year, in which both of my bank accounts were tempered with, Cause there was no password on my SIM card. The people that snatched my phone withdrew all the money in my bank accounts and even collected loan via my Access bank account ( which I didn't know, despite the fact that after the incident I went to the bank to tell them what happened and I even printed my statement of account from both bank to take to the police just to confirm my story before they begin tracking). I was able to retrieve my line days later. So fast forward to March, some one sent money to my Access bank account and few days later the money was deducted, I went to the bank and I was told it for the loan I collected.....

So yesterday i was lying down and listening to Eminem's NO APOLOGIZE, then of a sudden my phone rang and I answered
Lo and behold! It was an Access bank staff from Lagos. He introduced himself and bla bla bla.
He went further to say that my loan was due that I should try and pay the rest if not my BVN will be Blacklisted come next week.

So my question is, if my BVN is eventually blacklisted will I be denied access to operate my other Bank Account (caused that where my money is)?
Since my BVN is merged together with my Access account.

Or does "blacklisted BVN" simply imply that I won't be able to access loan from any of the accounts?


Please Bankers in the House over to you.
Thanks in advance �

how were they able to borrow money from your account?

Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

How can you ask your girlfriend to leave because of friends, I blame her dating someone like you whose friends body language controls.

So you think she would be a liability to you forever, all these amateur guys we girls they follow self, once they ate one pack of fried rice they forget their selves without seeing that guy is not a matured guy who would want to settle down with a lady.

PAQ:
I owned a 2012 Corolla, travelled monthly to kaduna from Abuja for 2 yrs, it is not as heavy on the ground as a Camry but it certainly aint no bicycle, except you are a speed-demon. wetin you go come call 206, piccanto or yaris? A 2013 Corolla may not be a rocket but its a very good, problem free ride, to me its even better looking than a Camry and alot more reliable, the interior is better than that peeling interior of a Camry (Muzzle).

@OP if you need space, speed, peeling interior then go for the Camry. But if you want a compact, reliable, slightly slower quieter ride with better looks (subjective) then go for the 2013 Corolla S.

No mind all these Corolla yabbers, many dont understand the joy of going to the mechanic only for servicing and general maintenance.

I don't do speed on the road, i am an advocate for using the approved speend limit and i even try to limit what is approve as a personal precaution, for me drivimg with confidence knowing well my hehicle is sitting proper matters me.

Oga, village people eehhh.

If power have to come to the south fine, but it must not be a known retired pen and paper rubber, please we don't need a looter neither walking corps who would be using our money for medicals.

If power have to come to the south fine, but it must not be a known retired pen and paper rubber, please we don't need a looter.

Quote author=Maryjewett post=103411026]Please help needed urgently as I don't know what to do. my transmission stop working after driving for a while when gearsbox feels hot and my car feels like its in neutral and won't switch gears.[/quote]First of all get a good gearbox rewire electrician to check the sensor wires, the problem is because the gearbox is not selecting, and it could be rewire issues.

Note. Not all rewire knows how to fix gearbox rewire issues, there are rewire electrician who specialize on these gearbox rewire problems.

If that is done and still not selecting well after driving for long time, it could be that the oil filter inside the gearbox need to be replaced, in this case they would have to drop the gearbox before they can change it.

The oil filter should cost between 4k to 6k then you pay for workmanship.

The problem is not an easy one, this happened to me with my Honda pilot and I have to buy another gearbox. If you leave in Lagos it would be easier, if not hhmm you would spend money o

Clinghton:
If it isn't affecting your relationship...

Well said. (75% marks

rollywise:
Who told you there's law in this country

Over to you, tell me.

Kaybae:
You are so selfish, if it happens that she is the one telling you to "detach" from your siblings now, you will come here and be playing victim. So she should leave her siblings, forget the fact that they don't do any special thing for themselves, it's none of your biz. You said she should pay attention to your relationship, do you know her mind? If she pays attention physically and not mentally nko. Just sit her down and let her know where your relationship is lacking attention and I believe an adjustment will be made.

Amateur response because you were almost turning it to insult at the beginning, your last few stamens is actually what is required here, (44% marks)

Cunnilingus:
Omo allow her love her Family. My wife knows I don't joke with my parents and siblings.

Well said (55.5% mark)

quote author=Nwodosis post=103380013] You are not a good person, a family that you are yet to be officially part of, you want to break the family love bond! You are materialistic and selfish but love is not about materialism and selfishness.[/quote]Amateur one sided response (15% mards)

Nyne:
Corolla is better of course. The whole world knows. You should be able tell just by the price.

How is corrola better than muzzle camry?
did you consider when driving in terms of balacing on the ground corrola is just like a bycicle, while muzzle would seat properly? also muzzle is more spacious.

Your idea is based on popular say, and not based on practical.

te author=tobzing24 post=103404178]Toyota Highlander 2005 for sale[/quote]How much?

If he kills someone government and everyone will deny him because nobody ask him to kill as nobody has right to ask him to kill. By law he would also be killed if such happened, Simple.

Abimbolafavour:
Please i need advice on what to do... I Met a guy along the line we started talking , he's smart , l like the way he talks so matured .. We met like four times... Suprisely the last time i saw he .. We had a normal conversation since then he started acting strange he doesnt call again .. I sent him a message he didnt reply , called almost five times he didnt pick up neither did he return my calls. I was so hurt and pain i couldnt concerntrate at work my MD had to ask me whats wrong .. I lied to her something entered into my eyes . I still don't understand what could have gone wrong .. I don't deserve to be treated this way. Up till now no calls , i made up my mind not to call him so as not to look desperate and i really love this guy. Nairalander pls whats the next step to take.?

Move on with your life he is not serious, i suspect the time you met him he partially broke up with his G/friend, and now that they have settled, hence he loss interest in you to avoid having problem with his G/friends.

Casalindal:
Thanks dear

https://www.nairaland.com/6628330/marriage-hit-rock-bottom-think#103231419

te author=FalseProphet1 post=103373615]
How?

Guys tell each other even scornfully, and no one feels insulted, even girls tell guys "better go and marry" yet they don't feel insulted, but once you tell it to a girl, all hell will be let loose.

Why?[/quote]It's wrong to say that to her, infact, you sound very rude.

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donestk:
Is it also disrespectful to her hubby or wifey?

I hope this topic get to fp.

Its wrong, its also greediness for such people to fill it's proper and this it'ss act of irresponsible people, ls a sign of pepole who joke wit their families, it show sign of people if their is any challenge can easily fall into the hand of their ex.

May God not let us have such people as friends or partner.

If my ex is getting married I don't have any business there she should focus on her marriage, if things had work well with us we would have married, now that we didn't make it she should move forward and face the reality.