but wait o.... who quitting don help?



#theneutralguy



weda u masturbate or not, wit time, every joysticks she become flaccid and eventually. ...dust




my advice: it ssem u self esteem is inversely propotional to ur joysticks esteem.... jz ignore it for now, when ur ready to have kids, ur ~girlfriend~ or wife ll know what to do.

wait lemi play it on PES 2016... I'll get back to u

If all u do with electricity is to charge phones, power banks and laptop, u have no ryt to comment on this post..... when u start counting 20k every month as phcn bill, u 'll understand Ben better. it's not like there's no power, it's just not enough. now we here there's been another drop in production(abt 2800mw+) and no sign of drop in my bill!

IYANGBALI:
I stoled it

lol... I'm sure u did cos no one will employ you with this kinda of grammar # stoleisthepast tense ofsteal

The last time I checked, I was promised change ... so far I'm satisfied with how things are unfolding.













buhari Trojans be like...

I hope AFTER this post, PA muhammad Buhari PMB contacts me for immediate employment!

extremely poor Nigerians huh.... i see a father trying to feed only his children in a kids-party..... i bet northerners ll make 98% of the list


# preachbirthcontrolfirst.
#sharethemoneyequally

7. the ones attending all lectures including ones meant for other departments(due to wrong or no timetable)

8. the shenkers: the ones that ignores almost all school activities (probably because they got admission in their late. 20's)

of all the important happenings in Nigeria, na flavor tongue nai sure pass ,?

end time OPs

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SB

so scarily true... all this thoughts have been in my head for long.

agohmamuda: op pls permit me to have this on my blog. Tnks in advance.

every1 on ur blog is proLly on nairaland... Flex by d way

Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

. Obviously, ur problem is bigger than d jokes (wir. S ur sense of humour?)

When una reach heaven, prepare to answer this question... Who made u judge over my people?

DRealGeesam1:
Yh, as i said, funke was part of the plan. I sent mine 7pm. Funke was determined to beat me to the joke. She sent her's earlier, we are room mates in FUTA jibowu hostel. My room mates can bear me witness.

enheeeeeen! So na u start am? Futa, jibowu hostel, funke roomate, Wait 4 us- we dey come *angry mob with salty skin protesting n heading towards FUTA*

I got the calls from 3 folks in port harcourt DZ nyt, told my 12year old twin siblings and non of them believe am... How agbaya like me go do now?

U only bother/complain abt Nepa wen ur phone battery is low

LMAyedun: Pls what is BJ

. See question.... BJ means Best JOurnalist, @ NL, don't spoil DZ 1 4me abeg

LMAyedun: Pls what is BJ

. See question.... BJ means Brigadier General, @ NL, don't spoil DZ 1 4me abeg

Wud av been rejoicing but no airtel network in my area... SAMBISA FOREST, only ' walky talky'

Dygeasy: But I haven't seen you misbehave stupidly around me

. Dat means ur far from handsome

Dygeasy: But I haven't seen you misbehave stupidly around me

. Dat means ur far from handsome

Malachi 3v10 is self explanatory, and its also in d pages of the bible(I.e, its Gods word)... So u don't need oyedepo or any other pastor to preach b4 u pay ur tithe. Don't let devil deceive u

Its really been a while o... Language barrier affects us also. I'm not fluent in my dialect like dat.

never gone for any JI yet, I hope I don't HAVe to go for more than 1.... FP things never gone for any JI yet, I hope I don't HAVe to go for more than 1.... FP things

Package10: how soon

The soon is similar to d one in 'Jesus is coming soon'

Juell:
Apostles never heard of the name Jesus? Who are the apostles?

Ask him how he managed to bliv in Jesus as the word of God if his apostles never heard of him.... Smh

Juell:
Apostles never heard of the name Jesus? Who are the apostles?

Ask him who he managed to bliv in Jesus as the word of Gid if his apostles never heard of him.... Smh

no fears apart from not having enough money. .. Remember, Too much money aint enough money for me.