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OLAADEX:
Earlier today, the Chinese Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr. Cui Jian Chun led a delegation to visit the APC Presidential Candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

#ABAT2023 #TinubuShettima2023 #BiyoraOnlineTv

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

ISTP:
https://punchng.com/why-presidential-candidates-campaign-promises-will-fail-okotie/

plaindealer:
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1589690701109170176?t=9Ck6-wIAjqFtxackhV7ODw&s=19

https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1589656620791115776?t=9Ck6-wIAjqFtxackhV7ODw&s=19

https://twitter.com/segalink/status/1589669813173252098?t=9Ck6-wIAjqFtxackhV7ODw&s=19[/quote]Reno O'Monkey

Igbo:
https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1589601387574620161

limeta:
You are all islamic terrorists

plaindealer:
It is sad when the same criminals that crippled Nigeria and still crippling and milking Nigeria dry are now parading around as the savior.

Pandora ipob liar is a walking disaster..

limeta:
Can Tinubu try it in the north
Though I am not in support of the sit at home
I don't see why Tinubu should think he have rights over them
Tinubu is looking for trouble and i hope he gets it .

Kwanza:
https://twitter.com/MobilePunch/status/1579932782159355904?s=19[/quote]The entire nuclear family have relocated to Dubai where they are flexing the stolen money

pleasureosondu:
This Rally took place today in Yakurr LGA of Cross River State.

https://twitter.com/Akpatony007/status/1579875709778300928?t=LmXM8FuDh0o1kdhCeOcBqg&s=19[/quote]Dem no born Batshits to go.campaign for there. Calabar people go use their empty heads prepare isi-ewu

kahal29:
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0q5jaMbRaeGeycoiMdHgDSxrQwEViNAS3sc8QajTxS8frSM9E5V1S9ScJ3mTdFmAl&id=100069326644737&eav=AfY4hbV_n_28mKSelaMEx2tzDO8wLqBUgNoFhcAv6pzoB4MqoDq7vMVkX8qwDUVtvp8&paipv=0&_rdr

ExAngel007:
Pretty Mike made sure to grab attention again as he stepped out today.

The socialite attended Don Jazzy's mother's funeral which held on Friday, October 7.

He made an entrance as he arrived with at least 8 women all clad in pants that featured large p*nises with testicle.

Sharing a video from the event, Pretty Mike wrote on his Instagram page:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CjbQxrBL4_Y/?hl=en

easytig:
Mister man let's leave essay and face live practical,since you are very versed with these YouTube thing,do you have a YouTube channel,when did you start , how long have you been in it,what are your returns/turnover per video,if you can't answer these simple questions ehn ,just spare us your lectures.by the way I grossed 87k from Monday to Saturday on Indriver, if you want to see I can screenshot and post it here with all humility.

Fira09:
Watch video below:
VIDEO



SOURCE

vengertime:
Tinubu should stop embarrassing Nigeria. He should go to hell, that's where his fellow thieves are

Konjiboii:
Yawa of the day

Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

politicoNG:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ZSAsJjisdmAkqjSxg78ZZnDN8toNELqFzqRoV7W1FCf6ts6fZ5zYwwLKYZHQWGypl&id=100050467990818

Johnrake69:
Welcome development. I'm still wondering the infrastructure the Lagos state government built from 1999 till date that people have been hyping about it.

Is it the road, schools, airports, sea ports, fourth mainland bridge? And what's the justification for 780Billion debt profile and #40billion monthly IGR.

Lagos has one of the worst intra state roads among the top cities in Nigeria.

Lagosians are going through hell especially as regards commuting from one place to another. Internal roads are none existence. I'm about changing my shocks twice in a year for a private car I use just for myself as a single guy.

Meanwhile, the first owner of the car in America didn't change the shock for 15years he used it.

From ilasa to Okota the money agboro collects in a week or two from Keke and bike is enough to fix that road.

But what do I know? Praise singers will soon point to Eko Atlantic as Lagos achievement. A place 99% of Lagosians can't afford anything there. It baffles me how that can be an achievement for a place you literally have to fight your way to enter a bus during rush hours.

#780 Billion debt and piling aside from the #40B monthly IGR.

chokekachy:
https://dailytrust.com/why-nigeria-cant-legalise-cannabis-marwa

Gabless:
I am 28 years old, a graduate of one of the university in South West. I work as a contract staff in a bank.

I met this guy about a year ago through my best female friend, and the journey started. I took him to my parents and he also took me to his parents too, and the wedding preparation started.

We were suppose to do family introduction but my parents says there is no need considering some logistic reasons. Although my mum has her reservation concerning him. But since my father has no objection I think am good to go.

He has sent money for some preparation since he is not residing in Lagos. The problem started after I went to idumota with my aunt to buy our engagement clothes. It was my aunt that drove me to the market. When we returned, my fiance called me, we talked for some times, but he couldn't appreciate my aunt for her kind gesture. Although my aunt didn't say anything that day but she wasn't happy. My dad also complained that he has been rude to him. The same goes with my mum.

The last straw that broke the Carmels back was when he was arguing with my aunt over the phone. He did not know I was in my aunt's house that particular day. I wasn't happy at all, thinking that if he would not regard my parents how would he treat me after marriage.

So I confronted him the second day over the phone, telling him that I'm not happy about the way my parents where complaining about him, and that attitude of him is creating fear in me. Instead for him to be a little remoseful and even call those people and apologize, he was arguing with me, still in my aunt's house.

So I told him, maybe we should put the preparation on hold thinking he would at least try and apologize to them. He just said, is that what you want and ended the call.

Everyone was surprised. He didn't call back it was his mum that called my mum, she didn't even persuade them to stop me from taking such step, and the guy too didn't call me for like too weeks until when I called him and he said he wasn't interested in the marriage again.

Actually, I wasn't happy and I have been downcasted since then, but on the other hand, May l ask this question does this guy really loves me?. Is he really mature enough for marriage. Is it all my fault? Please don't insult or abuse me. I just want to know if it's all my fault.