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PoliticsRe: If You Hate Tinubu, You Hate Yoruba People by Corto: 12:12am On Jul 30, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Too much hate against the Southern political God father living in Lagos, you all know the man.

When Goodluck was in power, you all said it was the South south time for them to enjoy, now that it is the yoruba time to enjoy a big federal position, some sect of people are all hating on Tinubu.

The truth is that if you hate Tinubu, you hate the yoruba people because you want your own tribe man to be in power.

A hate for tinubu is a hate for yoruba people, now is there time, stop hating on them and their candidate.
When Yoruba (Lagos) was on fire what did your Tinubu do?

God will punish you
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Tinubu’s Campaign DG, Says El-rufai by Corto: 12:11am On Jul 30, 2022
Tradernaija1:
I’m Not Tinubu’s Campaign DG, Says El-Rufai




https://leadership.ng/im-not-tinubus-campaign-dg-says-el-rufai/
Lol grin
TravelRe: Truck Crushes Two Soldiers And Woman To Death In Lagos (Photos) by Corto: 11:09pm On Jul 29, 2022
BadNews:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/7/truck-crushes-two-soldiers-and-woman-to-death-in-lagos.html
The poor woman just go use head carry bad luck

Useless soldiers
BusinessRe: Falling Naira: EFCC Raids Bureau De Change Firms by Corto: 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2022
treesun:
Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Friday raided the Wuse Zone 4 bureau de change hub of Abuja over the falling naira.

The PUNCH learnt the EFCC operatives are investigating claims that some individuals are mopping up and hoarding foreign currency thereby causing a scarcity that is driving up the value of the dollar.

An EFCC detective who wished to remain anonymous said, “It is true. We stormed bureau de change firms in Wuse Zone 4, Abuja, for a covert operation to dislodge currency speculators who are alleged to be massively mopping up available foreign currencies.

“The raid is a product of weeks of surveillance in which agents of the EFCC have been monitoring the activities of most of the bureau de change operators in the Wuse 4 axis.




“The anti-graft agency is working on intelligence that some forces with massive naira inflow have mobilised resources and, are busy buying up available foreign currencies especially the US Dollar, to either hoard or smuggle the same out of Nigeria.”

It was also learnt that some operatives of the commission had been deployed at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos and the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja as part of a coordinated operation to halt the activities of currency speculators.

The Spokesman for the EFCC, Wilson Uwujaren, could not be reached for comment on Friday.


The Central Bank of Nigeria has in recent times come under criticism for failing to stabilise the naira which has continued to dip against major currencies.

The ruling All Progressives Congress had in 2015 promised to stabilise the exchange rate which stood at about N200/$1 on the black market at the time.

However, the naira hit an all-time low of N710 to the dollar earlier in the week, attracting criticisms from the opposition. The naira has, however, remained stable at N420/$1 on the official market.

https://punchng.com/falling-naira-efcc-raids-bureau-de-change-firms/
Stable at 420 for where? Shoponna kill you there
PoliticsRe: Tayo Sanyaolu: Sanwo-Olu's Aide dies in Horrific Car Accident In Lagos by Corto: 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2022
Peppysco:
He could have hit his chest against the steering and internal bleeding could have caused his death. Don't judge the outcome by the look of the car
Exactly. Motor accident is no joke, no matter how trivial it looks
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Corto: 7:02pm On Jul 29, 2022
bassette:
Thanks for the replies. I'm asking cos I drove my car same day it expired and next thing I saw next day on checking the payvis site that I had been booked same day I drove the 20k

Well I'm contesting it so waiting for their response for over 24hrs now. I mean why such inefficiency..
How are you sure they aren't just billing everyone with expired licence regardless of expiry date.

Both federal and state governments are looking to balance their budgets on the backs of the regular citizens these days. Buhari totally destroyed Nigeria
CrimeRe: How Officers, Soldiers Were Ambushed – Unknown Soldier's Voice Note by Corto:
As usual, poor training led to lousy tactics. A simple map would've shown them the water ahead of time. And why go in blind, when no be say na bush fowl you dey go hunt
PoliticsRe: Don’t Judge Tinubu With Buhari’s Failure, Mr Jollof Urges Celebs by Corto: 10:41am On Jul 29, 2022
Racoon:
Don’t Judge Tinubu With Buhari’s Failure, Mr Jollof Urges Celebs To Be Proud Of APC Candidate (Video)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/gwg.ng/2022/07/29/dont-judge-tinubu-with-buharis-failure-mr-jollof-urges-celebs-to-be-proud-of-apc-candidate-video/%3futm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dont-judge-tinubu-with-buharis-failure-mr-jollof-urges-celebs-to-be-proud-of-apc-candidate-video&amp
Cancel this fool immediately
PoliticsRe: APC Members In Biu LG, Borno Hold Rally For Tinubu, Shettima by Corto: 10:39am On Jul 29, 2022
Light78:
Why call them animals?

They have the right to support whomever they want, just like you support yours.
I can see you're an animal too
PoliticsRe: Idris Wase: No Government Has Touched Lives Of Ordinary Citizens Like APC by Corto: 10:38am On Jul 29, 2022
Racoon:
Deputy speaker: No government has touched lives of ordinary citizens like that of APC


https://www.thecable.ng/deputy-speaker-no-government-has-touched-lives-of-ordinary-citizens-like-that-of-apc/amp
Federal Gaslighters of Nigeria (FGN)

See as e resemble Landrace breed of pig
PoliticsRe: Primary School Teacher, Others Forfeit ₦120m, Cars To Nigerian Government by Corto: 11:24pm On Jul 28, 2022
Stargangz:
This one na money miss road o, mumu of the highest order, opportunity wey guys dey find. She could have use the money to buy gold or invest the money in landed properties or build houses and rent it out. She will forever die poor insha Allah.
BVN has made it very hard to launder funds these days
PoliticsRe: Primary School Teacher, Others Forfeit ₦120m, Cars To Nigerian Government by Corto: 11:20pm On Jul 28, 2022
Islie:
ICPC explained that the teacher who was on a monthly salary of N76,000 as of the time of her arrest in 2020, had N540 million in her bank account with Guaranty Trust Bank.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/545570-primary-school-teacher-others-forfeit-n120m-cars-to-nigerian-government.html
Lolo of Yahoo Autonomous Community grin
PoliticsRe: Funke Akinde: Silence In Nollywood Worries Me - Jandor by Corto: 11:14pm On Jul 28, 2022
PoliticsRe: APC Members In Biu LG, Borno Hold Rally For Tinubu, Shettima by Corto: 11:08pm On Jul 28, 2022
AnonPoet:
Testing. Testing. Testing.

Tinubuists. Shettimaists. Testing the mic for Tinubu and Shettima

#Tinubu2023 #BAT2023 #Shettima2023

https://twitter.com/DavidsOffor/status/1552715510889971714?t=PYlLGzFBm78BcpTx19UdsQ&s=19[/quote]Useless animals
PoliticsRe: Wale Bolorunduro (Aregbesola’s Finance Commissioner) Dumps APC For PDP by Corto: 10:48pm On Jul 28, 2022
CrimeRe: Youths Attack Policemen In Ibeju-Lekki by Corto: 8:57pm On Jul 28, 2022
A hungry man is an angry man
PoliticsRe: 2face: Leave Buhari Alone, Hold Your Governors, Reps & Senators Accountable by Corto: 8:52pm On Jul 28, 2022
Foolface...everyone knows he never had much sense to begin with
PoliticsRe: I Swear I Didn't Know Buhari Would Be This Useless by Corto: 1:32am On Jul 28, 2022
Durabest:
You no get respect for elder abi,you spend your money recklessily on hot kai kai during Jona that went to aso rock to open teeth,when jonathan was give our money anyhow you think it will remain so
You no go die better
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: From A School Dropout To Making N1,093,650 In 7 Days by Corto: 11:46pm On Jul 27, 2022
ConsultSunkanmi:
Calm down, I know say una blood too hot for this forum but there's actually proof to back my claim up and...




If few months ago, Someone made this kind of claim I'd have rushed to say either SCAM or THEM don come again but now I know way better and like the title says...



It wasn't always this rosy, he took a bold step late last year (being a school drop out) and it all started from making N17k, 30k in 7 days to now making N1,093,650 in 7 days...



What did I hear you say?




You want to know what he did?



Well I'm not going to reveal that here but one shocking thing you should know is...



You've done this online business multiple times in your daily life but the terrifying part in that scenario is that you got paid a whooping N0 but guess what?




Count yourself lucky for reading this far(because you can now start getting paid onward provided that you take actions) because...



We had a conversation recently and he finally agreed to record a 20 minutes video that explains and reveals this Online Business, the skills required to be successful in this business (because this isn't a put so so so amount to get so so so amount kind of business) and most importantly how you can get started right away now...



I'm not saying after you watch this video, you'll also start making N1,000,000 + a week lol(well with time it's possible) but if after you watch this video thoroughly and most importantly...



Take actions on the content on the video(big emphasis on this one) and you don't start making at least N30,000 weekly then it only means that your village people are truly after you. Now...




There's a huge catch! This video will only be available till 11:59pm today which means that by 12:00am tomorrow, this video will no longer be available to anyone!! Yes you read that right...




Now all you've to do to gain access to this 20 minutes video before it gets taken down this midnight (12:00am) is to click *N1M in 7 days* below this post and yeah...



You thought I forgot?



The proof of the claim I made above is below too



Good luck...



Oh and by the way, I just started taking this business seriously and I was able to pull in some figures too(The proof of this claim will also be dropped below this post)...



Good luck once again to those that'd be getting there hands on it before it gets taken down by 12:00 am this night!
You need a lobotomy
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Having Extramarital Affairs With Actresses (Video) by Corto: 11:42pm On Jul 27, 2022
damilola4162:
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Edo-based Clergyman, Apostle Johnson Suleiman, has reacted to claims that he is diabolic and has had extramarital affairs with a number of actresses, both home and abroad.

Reports were rife online this week with claims that the clergyman who was enmeshed in a sex-scandal involving a Canadian-based lady, Stephanie Otobo, a few years ago, is diabolic. A list of the actresses he has allegedly had an affair with was also passed around.

Responding to the allegation, Suleiman who was preaching in a crusade, described the people peddling the rumor as[i] ''Fools''.[/i]l

In his words

''I heard that they are dragging me on social media, that the man is diabolic. Diabolic kill you there! You want to drag me? We will drag ourselves.

With regards to the list of actresses he has allegedly had intimate relationships with, the clergyman said he cannot deny his ''children'' and the people who have visited his church before

''The list nor long sef'' he said

He said no one drags him because he would use the dragging to gain more popularity for himself.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CghPPQ6AZVT/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
Ezekiel 23:20 cool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Blocking Our Campaigns, Posters - Jandor Cries Out by Corto: 11:39pm On Jul 27, 2022
The real blockage is that pig they foisted on you as deputy
Foreign AffairsRe: US Commits Additional $55m In Emergency Funds To Nigeria’s Food Security by Corto: 11:37pm On Jul 27, 2022
Just don't give it to them directly else those useless animals will steal every penny
PoliticsRe: Terrorist Threats To Kidnap Buhari Laughable - Lai Mohammed by Corto: 11:35pm On Jul 27, 2022
PoliticsRe: Terrorist Threats To Kidnap Buhari Laughable - Lai Mohammed by Corto: 11:29pm On Jul 27, 2022
CrimeRe: Beware Of People Hidding Behind Nairaland As Your Helper by Corto: 11:27pm On Jul 27, 2022
Devineee:
I almost go lured into a bush in Oyo state according to him.
More details shortly.

Updated

Update going on right now I called for help on nairaland due to the fact that I have tried every possible best in my life to be able to secure a job but all of those things were not successful,
so someone here on nairaland told me he will help me that I should contact him through his DM.
so I contacted him thinking that he was genuine I was so serious with his conversation that I accepted to work with him with all my heart but from the way he hides his identity and the way he usually call me and the way he usually complain even when he hasn't given me the job really made me found out that something is really really wrong with the job he want to give me, so I was told by him that he will give me a job in a farm in oyo state I was so happy that I promise myself to do anything possible to be able to stand for the job, not knowing that he was trying to take advantage of me. he was using the advantage of my suffering to be able to get me, he always call me and never let me call back whenever I ask for his ID he will never show me his ID, he always tell me he is a millionaire but he will never help me with my transport so I got confused and I decided to let go of the job, because recently people has been using social media to lure people into bush and kill them there.
so I advise myself at the grace of God no matter how my suffering is I will not be use or killed, after that I started seeking for opinions from people I was able to discover that that place he was trying to lure me to is a very dangerous place, and that's the best thing I can do is for me not to go there, so I told him I won't be coming any longer that was after he told me to find 2,000 naira before he can book a car online for me to come and meet him directly in the bush he called farm.
I really thank God today he proved himself.
he really has bad intention towards me, while seeking for help today, he commented under my comment section that after giving me all the hope why will I still go and be looking for work again he got offended and started threatening to hurt me or hurt me in any way he can thinking that he can put fear in me so that I won't let anybody know what he has been doing.
I didn't care I asked him politely why are you getting angry ?
you gave me no such thing as a dime you didn't give me any help and you are trying to stop others from helping me you are always online trying to find people to lure them into the farm if actually the farm is real, and as I'm telling you, you all can see his threats In the other threads. Be careful who you go to for help. cuz most of them will take advantage of you, majority of them are not genuine imagine if I go to the bush and I get ambushed by people nobody will know I was there and I will just be wasted just like that and the worst thing is he don't want anybody to know about the farm he only talk about it offline the only thing he does is giving a fake analysis about the farm please do not fall victim to that kind of job employment if you value your life.
He almost got you cheap. My only advice is for you to go improve on your IQ, bro. And it will help you get a good job going too...

Otherwise you're dead meat.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Opens Fire At Dallas USA Airport, Is Shot And Arrested (pics) by Corto: 6:52pm On Jul 27, 2022
Newphiligeek123:
A 37-year-old Nigerian woman, Portia Odufuwa was taken into custody on Monday after she fired several rounds inside Dallas Love Field Airport in Texas and was shot and injured by a police officer, the authorities said.

The woman was dropped off at the airport just before 11 a.m. and appeared to change her clothes in a restroom before emerging and opening fire inside the airport, Chief Eddie Garcia of the Dallas Police Department said at a news conference on Monday afternoon.
A Dallas police officer inside the airport shot her, striking her “in the lower extremities,” and she was arrested and taken to a hospital, Chief Garcia said. Her condition was not immediately clear on Monday afternoon.

It was unclear whom or what the woman was aiming at when she fired. Chief Garcia said that the officer fired several rounds at her after she began shooting.

The Police Department said that she had fired a weapon several times in a ticket counter area of the airport.

No other injuries were reported, the police said, but the shooting sent travelers scrambling for cover and delayed several flights.
Before the airport shooting, Odufuwa had racked up a string of arrests for arson, robbery, criminal trespass and false reporting across North Texas.

In April 2021, she was accused of pulling the fire alarm at a Mesquite hotel after staffers refused to extend her stay. When police asked for her address, she allegedly gave that of musician Chris Brown’s mansion.

In October 2019, Odufuwa allegedly set a house on fire, but the Dallas County District Attorney’s office declined to press charges due to a lack of scientific evidence. After telling police she was “responsible for the fire,” she said she had set the blaze because “I am God’s prophet,” according to an arrest affidavit sighted by Afrotimes Newspaper.

She also allegedly told officers that she wouldn’t say anything else until she talked to Chris Brown, who she claimed as her husband.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/AfrotimesNewspaper/photos/a.119381757440035/140810471963830/
Afrotimes Newspaper
He should've blown her knees out so she never walks again
PoliticsRe: Re: Heavy Shootings At Ministers Hill & Dantata Bridge In Abuja by Corto: 6:47pm On Jul 27, 2022
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia To Withdraw From International Space Station After 2024 by Corto: 6:40pm On Jul 27, 2022
Shascky33:
https://news.sky.com/story/russia-to-withdraw-international-space-station-after-2024-12659444
Putin needs to bow out ASAP

Someone please explain to him or persuade him that his ego is not bigger than the human race
CrimeRe: Onuorah Caritas Onyinye 'Smart Beyoncé' Arrested With Cocaine At Airport by Corto: 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2022
Slay Mamie
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Favour Oyhou, AuchiPoly Student For Killing Her Boyfriend (Pics) by Corto: 2:56pm On Jul 27, 2022
Jigga my niggã cool
RomanceRe: Young Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Boyfriend Of 5 Years Dumped Her (Video) by Corto: 2:55pm On Jul 27, 2022
EngrHumble:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxrpr_ClbRs

In a viral video shows the moment a young girl was seen crying un controllably after her boyfriend of 5 years break up with her.
Olosho dey cry e say pretty lady

See as she open mouth like cow

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