₦airaland Forum

DOVgadgets:
I’m taking notes boss
Moving back to Lagos is no issue
Na money I dy find before and about registering with bolt
How can I locate their office in Lagos

Lastman and Local go chop this one tire

Make sure you enter Lagos with your igbadi, as Ibadan boy wey you be

IFSHR:
Keypad warrior...

Last reply.

But watch your back....any identity can be uncovered...

I'm not surprised you have time to pore over my post history, I told you already, you're under-employed

73O9:
I checked you guys' conversation but only found you to be the lowlife tout that went for his parents while having a conversation.

He asked you to meet him and repeat same in-person, but here you are chickening out.
O boy, you are one of the keyboard warriors.

Stay the fùck out my mentions you jobless cocksùcker

Savageman:
Hi everyone, after wasting 5 years of my life in benin doing Yahoo yahoo, gambling and wasting all the money i made on clubing, women, drugs and police case.. I came back to my parents house in Abuja to start a new legit life.

I'm 24 years old, a phone technician. When i came back to my parents house, i use the little money with me to open a phone repair shop in my area and some making little money. After couple of months working i meet this beautiful girl, who came to my shop to repair her phone. We got talking, exchange movies and contact and we became very close. She always come to my shop almost everyday and anytime she comes she will ask me of money (sometimes 1k or 2k) for something.. We would talk and watch movies together(she loves movies)..

Story short after about a month, i invited over to my house(parents house, but my room is not joined with the house) we were together and watching movies, well we had s*x. That's how it started.

Well the thing is she always bill me 2k, 1k, 5k. And am trying to arrange my life with the little money I'm making from my phone repair business. I'm saving up to buy a laptop to learn programming. and this girl always bill me anytime she comes to my shop. and anytime she come over to my place we always have s*x.. I want to stop all this, we are not in any relationship, she told me she doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm tired and i want to save up for my future. Im just confuse, How can i tell this girl i don't want this kinda friendship/relationship?

Please help me move to fp

Shey na the 1k, 2k tp money the girl dey collect dey suffer you, abi na because you no wan dey fúck am again

If you drive am because of 2k, no free tohtoh anywhere o

OgaDeyVex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSYzogQCgRY?t=3

"I hate my life” - A Throwback Video of Beauty's Monologue.

Beauty Tukura, a disqualified housemate from Big Brother Naija’s “Level Up” episode, surfaces in a throwback monologue.

After the ex-housemate was removed off the show due to violence, internet users dug up an old video of her, As Sighted By On August 9th, 2022.

Beauty revealed in the monologue that she came from a wealthy family and that her life was not as intriguing as others had believed.

The former Miss Nigeria stressed in her statement’s end that she despises the life she leads.

You hate your life then end it ASAP. Because nobody gives a shìt bïtch, everyone is busy dealing with their own life

MALIGNANTGuest:
Still visible to the Blind......

You just had to fill up your idle time by making a pointless thread

Go read a book instead bro...or watch a movie

envoymedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1425460/moment-singer-kizz-daniel-arrived-tanzanian-police-station-arrest-photos-video/

Omo they put am for back of pick-up like criminal...reality check

Dude thought he was in Nigeria where you can breach any contract so far you got money, where DPO will suck your dīck for small change

IFSHR:
If me and you meet up...can u say this to my face ...I will be glad

Why would I wsste my time meeting up with an uncouth lowlife, an obvious tout like you?

You think so highly of yourself dude but then it's normal. Until you jam who go resize you...Mr. Didinrin alias Lagos Mover

IFSHR:
Stop being stupid...

You were blind to the guy that had accident and it was here over 200k was raised for him

Or the fact that the guy already got assistant and bailed his car.

On different occasions where some drivers assist even strangers on this thread.

This is just one thread out of thousand of threads on nairaland, why don't you show a doctor or engineer thread where thousands of naira is being shared because they earn so well.

Stop publicising your stupidity

Your parents are stupid, because it's so obvious they did not train you properly.

Anuofia

powerfulguy:
The APC candidate and members of his team are upset that Soyinka “systematically revealed that Tinubu got Parkinson’s disease.



https://saharareporters.com/articles/breaking-tinubu-campaign-team-unhappy-soyinkas-response-pyrates-confraternitys-gyration

Is Parkinson not better than stroke

They should choose one, useless people

kahal29:
https://punchng.com/peace-talks-suffer-wike-descends-on-atikus-men/

ok Is buhari that has respect for your dirty áss, ozuor

IgiveLadiesBj:
Omo, money dey this huslte o

But these guys are always here begging each other for funds. That other dude has been begging for close to a week now e never fit raise 50k to bail his car, so where are all these millions? The last time the same guy begged to fix his car o

Karlovich:
OBIdience 2023 is the password! Any other platform is Oluwole.

"Hands dey shake, leg dey shake Baba way no well he de shout Emilokan"

Príck sef dey shake, only be say e no fit rise up and fûck lailaii

Old thief like him

TheNiceGuy:
National Alliance For Bola Tinubu, Ebonyi State Chapter officially declared support for TinubuShettima's Presidency.

Hand dey shake, leg dey shake

Papa wey no well e dey shout emilokan

rusher14:
Speaking further, the governor said “we are building 16-18 kilometers of rigid pavement roads which run into tens of billions. We are building the biggest market in the country in Lagos,” Mr Sanwo-Olu said.

Olosha ni Mr. Governor

Tell that to all the imbecilic electronic rats since their salary comes out of there, as well as money for cocaine and Loud

Joromi joromi, I want you to suck me

Joromi, jo

People no know the kind juju wey all this fake pastor carry put for their body

No be small something o

Not to worry, his corpse will soon be found in the netherworld, useless blood-soaked priapic midget like him

snoopz:
This govt is evil, they won't feel anything since they're already in power with stupid allowances to cover all these hikes the common man can't do without.

Nigerians will burn all of them alive, you just keep watching

Na season film

Islie:
Call and data tariffs may increase by as much as 100 per cent if plan by the federal government to hike consumption tax on...




https://dailytrust.com/call-data-costs-to-double-as-fg-invokes-new-telecom-tax

We warned all these depraved animalistic fools to stop borrowing money they refused to listen

The coming inferno will consume all of them next year, mark my words.

siofra:
No sex until marriage!!!

Nigerian men can go, I'm not gonna budge even if I'm 60

You put príck for her something e no enter? Na wa for you. Na so Toyo-baby put all of una for cruise say she be virgin that year

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1424384/woman-teaches-married-couple-pray-s3x-receive-gods-blessing-orgsm-video/

It's sex magick...the gnostics taught and practised all this esoteric knowledge but conventional christianity came, suppressed and wiped it all out, for thejr own selfish ends.

Iamdbull:
Really worried about Kizz these days, why the incessant absence from shows, most people attributes it to pride but being someone that knows about the entertainment system, I can tell there is more to it, prolly some managerial challenges since he runs his label himself. I pray he totally overcomes it. The video of police picking him up that I saw is really disheartening.


We artist are going through alot man it's not easy.

His problem is probably just drugs and women. There is nothing new under this sun bro

ECASH120:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CJs13-3xY

(Video of Sanwo-Olu and other APC governors commissioning projects in Rivers State)



https://thenationonlineng.net/wike-we-will-teach-those-underrating-rivers-lesson-with-our-votes/

So Wike actually believed he could break the Fula stranglehold and become president via the ballot box?

Channah1:
Draw soup is not supposed to be thick for the viscosity to really come alive.

You don't know how to cook come and learn.

Tell him

Malory:
Your husband is really in bondage.

Serious bondage...

See correct wackis, any woman wey no fit cook like this the man no go even look her side. Or else he just fùck her and run back home to his wife to go chop better something

Sunday2021:
its clear you have not been following this events.
May God bless my president.
For those of you that accused Buhari of travelling, this is the benefit of his travelling and signing of memorandum of understanding.

Shut the fúck up already you fool. How the hell is this Buhari's achievement?

NOTORIOUS100:
Former Governors Dariye and Nyame released from prison (photos)

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62f1282780bff.jpg

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/8/former-governors-dariye-and-nyame-released-from-prison-photos.html

The Chinese would shoot these two crooks and also recycle their aged organs

Truth

Sanwo-Bola is just a junkie-flunkie fronting for the most famous drug addict in recent history.