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Politics › Re: Shettima To Nigerians: Be Prepared For Tough Time In 2023 by Corto: 7:04am On Nov 11, 2022

TOPCRUISE:
So if we vote APC we should prepare for hard times and tough times. So is that a good reason why I should vote Tinubu?.
For those supporting Tinubu is this the definition of Hope 2023

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Politics › Re: Shettima To Nigerians: Be Prepared For Tough Time In 2023 by Corto: 6:55am On Nov 11, 2022

DamnnNiggarr:
Be prepared for tough time in 2023 – Shettima to Nigerians

https://dailypost.ng/2022/11/10/be-prepared-for-tough-time-in-2023-shettima-to-nigerians/

God punish you bastard

Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Wife, Margaret Obi (Photos) by Corto: 12:05am On Nov 11, 2022

NaijaRoyalty:
This picture got me laughing

How did Remi Tinubu pull this?
Ayammma

You can imagine the stench from those horrible brown primo-fired chompers

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Wife, Margaret Obi (Photos) by Corto: 12:03am On Nov 11, 2022

Buhari's Bonnie Parker is just as sexy if not more

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Vote Who They Like From Whichever Party - Buhari by Corto: 11:59pm On Nov 10, 2022

LagosEmir:
It's obvious Buhari will be neutral in this election

Obi stands a very good chance with this Buhari declaration

If e neutral nko wetin that one come mean?

Somebody that cannot protect your life, you think he can protect your vote?

Politics › Re: Shirsha Adi Dies At 61 (Photo) by Corto: 11:47pm On Nov 10, 2022*

politicoNG:
https://thewillnigeria.com/news/labour-party-national-vice-chairman-shirsha-adi-is-dead/

Well....since he refused to retire and enjky his old age...

Mother Nature has retired him by force

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With Olumba Obu(ooo) by Corto: 10:24pm On Nov 10, 2022

LikeAking:
Religion is for mature minds. In realigon d more u look d less u see. The more u find, the less u get. Na so every wia b. Try seeing a popular penticoastal pastor first.

Religion is for zombies

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Politics › Re: 'Obidients Wey No Wise Dey Hold Flags For Oshodi, Ones Wey Wise Dey Enter Jets' by Corto: 9:32pm On Nov 10, 2022*

donphilopus:
They're called zombidiots for a reason.

Femi Kuti has told them only a zombie would be Obidient.

While Obi' son is in London managing his dad's business which was set up with Anambra people's money, some zombiedients are here trekking upandan with flags like retired Upper Iweaka madmen.

Anyways, Asiwaju is coming to build rehabilitation centres for those madmen (products of mkp uru mmi ri) with flags. They would be off the streets and rehabilitated by the Jagaban himself.

Oloriburuku why you no go stay for inside Tinubu pikin four-million-dollar apartment for New York? Or follow am spend 20% of.Lagos state tax every month?

Cursed slave

Politics › Re: Danfo Drivers Should Mobilize And Vote Out Tinubu by Corto: 6:05pm On Nov 10, 2022

PraizHim:
You are right can you imagine

Pablo Escobar & Osama Bin Laden in one ticket?

Columbia and Afghanistan in one ticket?

APC una wicked oooiiiiiih.

If those two criminals enter Aso Rock Nigerias go hear wen!

Cocaine plus Heroin only for Nigeria alone shocked

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Family › Re: How Should I Punish My Brother For Doing This? by Corto: 1:11pm On Nov 10, 2022

FeliciaOja:
I use all the vex inside me and push the door open.
My room was smelling strong disgusting smell of Indian hemp. I saw this yeye boy snoring with music playing on speaker
I flog him belt as he was sleeping and we argued as I scolded him.
This morning he refuse to talk to me and even reject the fried egg I made

so I've started thinking of sending him out of my house. The trauma I experience last night still vexing me.
Should I punish him by not giving him money for 1 week
or
Should I purse him from my house?

Send him away fast

Family › Re: What Happens To The Babies Born In Baby Factories by Corto: 1:04pm On Nov 10, 2022

Two02:
What happens to the babies born in factories i.n the southern Part of the country are they sold abroad illegally for organ exporting

They are all sold.

Some of them are lucky to be bought by childless women who raise them well and pass them off to the world as their own biological children. The unlucky ones are bought by ritualistss (big shot politicians, yahoo boys and cultists) who slaughter them for juju or pound them inside mortars for the same purpose.

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Politics › Re: Tompolo: Pipeline Surveillance Contract Not Proof Of Governance Failure by Corto: 7:34am On Nov 10, 2022

temitope27:
CLEAR THE WAY, JAGABAN IS COMING

TV/Movies › Re: 50 Cent To Make A Movie Series About Hushpuppi by Corto: 7:29am On Nov 10, 2022*

Crafteck1:
Image rights still going to hush... Millions of usd... This is the monster Nigeria govt made, hate him if you want... He made it out. He used to sell pure water, if he had decided to labour in pain and vain like the rest of us, he probably would be selling bottle water along same express right now, that is the future the leaders have for us, all graduates de do p.o.s business prostitution or yahoo now, they are congratulating nigerian youth for political positions in United states while same ancient leaders are lording over and oppressing the youth here still saying youth are the future of tomorrow .... Guess what?
Tomorrow never comes.

Acquaint yourself with US law first cos he won't get a red cent

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Politics › Re: 50 Buses Seized, Members Attacked - Lagos Drivers Lament by Corto: 7:19am On Nov 10, 2022

madapcmod:
Pablo EscoBAT Drugnibu legacy in Lagos

At your service, niggä

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Romance › Re: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Corto: 12:03am On Nov 10, 2022

asuraking:
Wen u suppose to b ha best friend 1st,u go marry ha.lata,u go dey complain of marital issues.truely common sense is not common.

Leave him na he thinks marriage is only about breast and nyansh grin

Later now when he opens thread onto how the girl is showing him pepper, everybody will be feeling sorry for him

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Celebrities › Re: Moment Rema 'Collapsed' On Stage During A UK Concert (Video) by Corto: 10:06pm On Nov 09, 2022

Bvlgari:
Moment Rema passed out and collapsed on stage during a UK concert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L04JjtWZ3XM

Fans in Tears As Rema ‘Passes Out’ on Stage, Singer Reveals It’s a Prank As He Finishes Show Energetically

In a video sighted online, the singer was seen been rushed off stage in a stretcher as people around tried to help him.

Few minutes later, Rema bolted from the stretcher he had been lying on and headed to stage into the wild cries of fans who were relieved to see him.

He lacks musical content so he got to resort to theatrics. At least he did not hide inside a coffin like Skiibii cheesy

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Politics › Re: 2023: Analysis Of Six States With The Highest Registered Voters by Corto: 9:57pm On Nov 09, 2022

lhordspy:
You said this in 2019. We all know how it ended.

2019 was rigged

Try same next year and see what happens to you and your agents

Politics › Re: Atiku Pays Condolence Visit To David Mark Over Loss Of Son by Corto: 9:54pm On Nov 09, 2022

etokhana:
https://twitter.com/officialKolaO/status/1590434108983119872?t=oR7sefGtZXUU_LKJwbH8wQ&s=19[/quote]See as David Mark got shrunk very fast

Other Nigerian families were being wholly wiped out by herders and terrorists (using machetes) he did not care, but now his son passed on peacefully he's ready to die

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Politics › Re: 2023: Analysis Of Six States With The Highest Registered Voters by Corto: 9:48pm On Nov 09, 2022

lhordspy:
I gave an analysis based on figures and present reality. And you here are opposing it base on emotional pity .... May i need to remind you that elections are not won on a platter of emotional pity but by majority votes?

This aint emotion it's pure reality; APC is in for a nasty ass-whipping at the polls next year just you wait and see

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Corto: 9:43pm On Nov 09, 2022

Conner44:
You this guy again always finding my mouth even when I don’t acknowledge your existence.

Carry on jor, na your sleep you dey disturb by carrying me in your head not mine

From merely looking at your face few weeks back I could see that your IQ is way below average. You provied me right with this battery sales strategy of yours

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Politics › Re: 2023: Analysis Of Six States With The Highest Registered Voters by Corto: 9:36pm On Nov 09, 2022

lhordspy:
Ahead of the 2023 general elections, analysis of the preliminary register reveals that six States of Lagos, Kano, Kaduna, Rivers, Katsina and Oyo have the highest registered voters.

Your analysis is completely shït. Let's even ignore the fact that APC has totally destroyed the Nigerian economy with infation rate at 400% or more over a single calendar year. Katsina and Kaduna (from your list) have suffered the bloodiest episodes of banditry, insurgency, kidnapping and lawlessness in Nigerian history counting through the past hundred years of corporate existence of this country

Kano has a brazen, unrepentant brigand as governor (courtesy of the useless APC). The ugly piece of shít bastard stuffs hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribe money inside his smelly babariga robes with no hint of shame or remorse. Oyo is PDP but under crippling siege from Fulani ~~colonists~~ bandits for more than four years now.

Why would any of these people vote for the party of cursed demons named APC?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Corto: 8:51pm On Nov 09, 2022

Pearl1910:
There is a reason u should have a funtioning spare tyre in ur car

That dude is as dumb as a ton of bricks shocked

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Business › Re: Food Union Employers To Relocate Factories Over Outrageous Excise Duty, Taxation by Corto: 7:40pm On Nov 09, 2022

ijustdey:
https://guardian.ng/business-services/food-union-employers-to-relocate-factories-over-outrageous-excise-duty-taxation/

Mai Gaskiya and his cohorts taxing to steal, hiding behind phantom rail, road and power projects.

Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerians Got So Disgusted For Anything Tinubu? by Corto: 7:24pm On Nov 09, 2022

wasiubello:
Why are Nigerians feel so disgusted whenever you talk of Tinubu? Even elderly persons like Pa Adebanjo and others.

Whenever you talk about presidential ambition, you will start hearing something like Vote wisely, Nigeria may disintegrate if you vote the wrong person, Nigeria should not miss this chance and lot more.

My question is what has Tinubu done wrong that everyone hated hearing about Tinubu ambition?

Because he has been robbing Lagos treasury unchallenged for the past 23 years. And as if that isn't bad enough the madman feels entitled to rob Nigeria's treasury as well

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Autos › Re: Keep Yourself Safe In Traffic Jams With These Top Safety Tips - Carmart.ng by Corto: 7:19pm On Nov 09, 2022

sonature1:
To permanently end traffic gridlock, Nigeria has to be economically decentralised.

Until then, traffic jams have no other solution in places like Lagos.

Yes now. make the other ports in the Niger delta operational. Except the thieves making policy decisions in Lagos don't want that, ditto the Hausa-Fula; the latter group are not comfortable with an economically empowered south-east, the former don't want business (and by extension port revenues) to shift away from their Lagos. They prefer the congestion since they don't feel it, the common man suffers it alone.

Very sad, I tell ya

Crime › Re: Gunmen Sack 10 Kano Villages, Destroy Farmlands by Corto: 7:08pm On Nov 09, 2022

DamnnNiggarr:
Gunmen Sack 10 Kano Villages, Destroy Farmlands

https://dailytrust.com/gunmen-sack-10-kano-villages-destroy-farmlands

Asiwaju of Divisive Politics is right now in Kano meeting with the Farmers' association and telling them nonsense

Politics › Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Paralyzed As Atiku Refuses To Release Funds by Corto: 1:45pm On Nov 09, 2022

aminulive:
https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-pdp-presidential-campaign-paralyzed-as-atiku-refuses-to-release-funds/

Udom should be able to fund his own end na, shebi they will rob the treasury together when Atiku becomes president

Celebrities › Re: Dablixx Oosha Is Dead!!! by Corto: 12:40pm On Nov 09, 2022

Keeff:
Popular Nigerian artist and rapper is dead!!!
Singer Dablixx Osha dies of stomach pain at 27, after his mother predicted his death.

Dablixx just released his song, Gone & Dead, before his death.

In his previous sing titled Pray We Live Long, he rapped that his mother dreamt about him dying.

According to reports fast making the rounds on various social media platforms, the music star died at a hospital where he was immediately rushed moments after complaining of intense stomach pain.

https://dailytrust.com/young-nigerian-rapper-dies-in-hospital

See the mama expression...she sef know say na wahala she born

Crime › Re: Ataga: Chidinma's relationship with her foster father is sexual - Police Witness by Corto: 10:56pm On Nov 08, 2022*

maestroferddi:
You are supposed to be educated but hey! you are sounding like a stark illiterate...

This human is till undergoing trial and here you are sounding like you just fell down from outer space...

It's a free forum, mongrel

The fact you never learned how to think does not impose the same limitation on everyone else

Crime › Re: Ataga: Chidinma's relationship with her foster father is sexual - Police Witness by Corto: 9:31pm On Nov 08, 2022

chisomkachy:
https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/08/chidinma-alleged-killer-super-tv-ceo-ataga-was-having-sex-foster-father-says-police

Why else did they think he harboured her? grin

Her real family lives in Mazamaza or thereabouts, she needed a crib close to Unilag where she was schooling and doing ashawo work. So she got close to that Ojuwku idiot, gives him pussy once in a while.and stays rent-free in his Yaba house while telling everyone he's her father. That girl is something else I swear, she's too calculative for a twenty-something year old. Even inside the prison you can bet she's banging all the top warders in exchange for soft life.

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Politics › Re: Osun Women Organise Walk For Tinubu In Osogbo by Corto: 9:24pm On Nov 08, 2022

oikirodah:
Source iReporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/see-beautiful-faces-as-osun-women-take-over-the-stage-for-tinubu-shettima-in-osogbopicturesvideos/

Na poverty go kill you evil bastard asiwaju thief

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