₦airaland Forum

mrvitalis:
Has it been better than this before?

This you have space to relax right? What happened in the immigration recruiting years ago

It's only d unemployment in the land that makes young skl leavers join all these force jobs. Wat happened during the immigration recruitment exercise was a tragedy, and good meaning Nigerians like me condemned it then

The passenger narrating the story should be blamed too. I don't sit in the front cos I like front seat, but to "assist" the driver. I call a driver to order wen he's not doing well. Dats why I don't like carrying ladies in front of my car. They'll be dere doing badoo or answering long calls, instead of putting eyes on the rd

I was asking an FRSC friend over d weekend the number of ppl dey want to employ, and she said 5k. Told her I won't be attending this shit and she said I'm proud. I can't suffer this humiliation after my experience at Benue state. Fvck Buhari and his charade of giving jobs

Now that it's time for battle for the Presidency, we don't hear of Mamman Daura, Abba Kyari, Minister of Justice and other members of the cabal in the forefront. The southerners have all been thrown on the frontline, Oshiomhole, Tinubu, Osinbanjo, Rotimi Amaechi, Okorocha, Keyamo and all their social media warriors. No single northerner on the frontline.
After the war, the cabal will emerge to ring-fence the President, if he wins and relegate all the southern fighters to the backgrounds again. Hmmmm!
I found this quote very true and hereby share it with you.

Now that it's time for battle for the Presidency, we don't hear of Mamman Daura, Abba Kyari, Minister of Justice and other members of the cabal in the forefront. The southerners have all been thrown on the frontline, Oshiomhole, Tinubu, Osinbanjo, Rotimi Amaechi, Okorocha, Keyamo and all their social media warriors. No single northerner on the frontline.
After the war, the cabal will emerge to ring-fence the President, if he wins and relegate all the southern fighters to the backgrounds again. Hmmmm!
I found this quote very true and hereby share it with you.

These BMC zombies no get shame. U ll still see sarrki's comments on NL tomorrow. That was how one stoopid guy called Ipobsarecriminals claimed he'll commit suicide if Nnamdi Kanu is released. After MNK got freedom, I reminded d mofo of his vow, I was banned for 3mnths

Dele Momodu really knows Tinubu so well. He should have reminded him of his incurable halitosis and how he hired someone to fvck Remi 4him because of his erectile dysfunction. I'm sure that'll make Tinubu oblige his request immediately

Supremor:
what exactly is the definition of sexy based on this picture

U no see d fat puci horseshoe? Dats wia sexy comes from

It's a pity. Though she was trying to blame the Drs for her sickler child's death

Shithole state in a shithole country

That's a goodnews then

I wanted to abuse the police officers, then I remembered that hunger does not know whether u re police,army or bloody civilian, so make dem find chop money. Abeg oga police if una get sure 5odds, find make make I follow una win small money

After leading the nation into recession and unprecedented debt? She should be thrown into Kiri kiri where Rev King will fvck brains into her

Says a petty journalist looking for BMC job. Show us the picture of a popular ebonyi market b4 today, and a picture of same market by 11AM today. Otobo like u

Eat ur Python bro. Pythons don't dance

dukie25:
N30,000 is the standard BMC salary.
Why should Uchendu's UMC earn more than Buhari's BMC?

U beat me to this bro. The aids are greedy. How will they want to earn above BMCs. Ngeneukwuewu with all her online rantings earns a paltry 22k monthly

The only two things Nigerians should be saying now is;
1. Arrest and prosecute her immediately
2. Buhari the tyrannical dictator should follow suit immediately

Meanwhile Itse SirGay and Joe afonjaKwe shud hide their ugly faces in shame

Just 12m? Yet Buhari budgets billions of naira to go and charge his lifeless battery in London? Kparawo

I thought it's only in the East we have bad roads and waste on the road. I never knew Lagos is spearheading it

Stupid and ugly gambari

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WotzupNG:
A German man, Rolf Buchholz, who is covered with tattoos, studs and has done 561 body modifications, has made it into the Guinness World Records.

Part of his body modifications include 481 piercings, two implants under his skin that stick out like horns, and five magnetic implants in the fingertips of his right hand.

Rolf Buchholz has about 278 piercings in his genitals alone. But the world record holder has confirmed that despite the metal work, he still has a normal sex life.

The German's body also has horn implants in his head.

Pictures below.

https://www.wotzup.ng/2018/09/rolf-buchholz-guinness-world-records/

With wat if I may ask? Cos no woman will be stupid to allow this exaggerated borbriky touch her

Shey all this waste of tym and money in China is just to borrow $357B? But d idiat shared d one Abacha sent us from hell amongst his fellow poor ppl

K

Buhari is a terrorist
Thunder fire all terrorists insha Allah amin

Thank God it happened in d Yeast. If it was my brothers the south Wasters, the headline would have been "A man caught with the heads of 4 children"

This confused Wolman is always causing ppl. Wats our biz dat aboki rub burantashi for his koboko use give u kondo style, den no come pay u?

Tblesd:
Two things u nd ur dad about in common
1.Both are male
2. I leave posterity to judge u

Posterity judge u for wat? Abeg swerve biko