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CrimeRe: RRS Arrests Vandal For Stealing Public Lights For The Second Time. by Couldntfigurean: 12:54pm On Oct 06, 2023
If he was not caught Ronu miscreants will look for others to blame,to them yoruba people don’t commit crimes
PoliticsRe: Throwback: "I Am A Product Of Insults" - Bola Tinubu by Couldntfigurean: 11:04am On Oct 06, 2023
And also a product of forged Certificate
Fraudo
PoliticsRe: I Misplaced My Waec Certificate, Should I Go And Forge It by Couldntfigurean: 10:58am On Oct 06, 2023
Go to Ikoyi bourdillon
There is a cyber cafe that helps tinubu redesign all his Documents to his taste
PoliticsRe: How FG Got Subsidy Removal Wrong — NECA by Couldntfigurean: 10:21am On Oct 06, 2023
Tinubu is a fraud so expect fraud things from him

PoliticsRe: See Peoples Gazette Today's News Headlines (Photo) by Couldntfigurean: 10:06am On Oct 06, 2023
Tareq1105:
You're very stupid. Your sense should tell you to write the school for confirmation.
The man that sired you is very stupid

NEXT
PoliticsRe: See Peoples Gazette Today's News Headlines (Photo) by Couldntfigurean: 10:05am On Oct 06, 2023
thesicilian:
You mean Igbo people's gazette
Samuel Ogundipe is Igbo?

I didn’t know this

PoliticsRe: Omokri Doesn't Have His Primary School Certificate, Can Get It From Third Party by Couldntfigurean: 8:58am On Oct 06, 2023
Ok instead of getting your drivers license from the appropriate people/agency let’s go and print them in a cyber cafe


You can’t defend tinubu and not look stupid
PoliticsRe: How Will Peter Obi Campaign In The SW In 2027? by Couldntfigurean: 6:32am On Oct 06, 2023
ASAPFERG:
Because with the kind hatred we get for that man down here ehhn, we fit stone am if he try to come do any rubbish campaign here..

Except him nor go contest sha..

wink wink wink
Na Fulani man dey drag tinubu saggy balls

Hahahaha

Yoruba Muslims no fit change at all

PoliticsRe: CSU: Thank God Tinubu Graduated From CSU. by Couldntfigurean: 6:26am On Oct 06, 2023
Certificate forger tinubu is a criminal
Accept it or take it

PoliticsRe: See Peoples Gazette Today's News Headlines (Photo) by Couldntfigurean:
The Question I want to ask all Agbadorians
If you own a company and somebody brings a fake document to look for job even if they graduated from the school,will you accept it

Let’s forget all these he went to the school and graduated nonsense,while in school I saw them rusticate a cultist in final year and the next thing he went for NYSC and was given a third party Certificate because he had the money
PoliticsRe: Let Tinubu Breathe! Allow Tinubu To Concentrate On Making Nigeria Great! by Couldntfigurean: 6:13am On Oct 06, 2023
More like Allow Tinubu continue his shege banza on Nigeria and Nigerians
What Positive feat have Tinubu achieved since he became President-select?

PoliticsRe: Atiku Asks Peter Obi To Join Him In Further Probing Tinubu’s Certificate by Couldntfigurean: 8:38pm On Oct 05, 2023
Tinubu is everything a leader shouldn’t be

I swear to My creator

PoliticsRe: The Disastrous Negative Effect Of Obi/atiku's Anti-tinubu's Efforts On Nigeria by Couldntfigurean: 8:30pm On Oct 05, 2023
GUNITGuy:
I regretted telling my relatives to vote for him judging by the vituperations coming from them online I was flabbergasted......I disgust those people if they are allowed to hold power Abacha would be a saint very evil folks ...
I told all my family to vote for P.O....i never knew they had other agenda
I don’t know if you think you are talking to kids online
Voted who,I don’t know if you are not sharp enough to know that your post history is not hidden and I saw all your hate for Igbo and obi
Don’t bring that I vote him and regret it,it won’t work

Try another style
PoliticsRe: Tinubu The Master Strategist by Couldntfigurean: 7:55pm On Oct 05, 2023
Yoruba Muslims overate Tinubu
The man is as dull as a piece of dry wood,his only saving grace is that he is super rich with money made from corruption and you know Nigerians worship rich people,good or bad,just be rich

Ugly man

PoliticsRe: Next Generation Would Query Us Over Tinubu's Questionable Certificate - Aremu by Couldntfigurean:
Tinubu is a criminal
I used to think that all Yoruba supported him but I just found it that it’s only the Loud minority on the internet that love him I.e getting paid to love him
the silent majority of Yoruba dislike him and his criminality
EducationRe: Implosion Of Lagos Schools (graphic Pics) by Couldntfigurean: 9:12am On Oct 05, 2023
Baba is coming to build it,he is a master strategist
He only left the school that way so obidents can have something to talk about while he builds the Economy

PoliticsRe: Economic Downturn: States Borrow N46bn From Banks To Pay Salaries by Couldntfigurean: 9:09am On Oct 05, 2023
Tinubu built Lagos in 8 years,Nigerians lack patience

Baba is still mixing the cements

PoliticsRe: Here Is What Lord Lugard Had To Say About Hausa, Yoruba And Igbo by Couldntfigurean:
alanto:
Well you don't even know what your forefathers looked like 100 years ago. You are probably an ohu from the east... I learned y'all are slaves mobbed up together to form a tribe that's why y'all don't even understand each other's language and that's why y'all can't love yourselves.
But at least I know what yours look like
You all should be thanking God for the British,if not them,Women soiled with their monthly period blood would have easily wiped y’all cone heads out from the world,and it would be good news to the rest of the world

PoliticsRe: Here Is What Lord Lugard Had To Say About Hausa, Yoruba And Igbo by Couldntfigurean: 3:53pm On Oct 04, 2023
alanto:
This is definitely a handwork of a yamiirii... Yoruba has never at any point in time dress like this. Probably from South Africa. People that dressed like this still dress this way till date... By the way, can you share a vintage of your people. All the old pictures I've seen of ibo people are mostly unclad. It's like the white had to bring that una isiegu and head warmer before you guys know anything clothing. Nothing original from that side.

Yoruba used animal skin for juju, we don't wear them like normal attires
deny your forefathers
It’s in the blood of the average Yoruba man,if tinubu can deny his biological father and cling to madam tilumbu then who are you?
PoliticsRe: Replacement Diplomas Are Done By Outside Vendors - CSU Registra by Couldntfigurean: 2:50pm On Oct 04, 2023
Everybody except idiots/asslickers know that Tinubu is a criminal

SportsRe: Messi Asked Me If He'll Score Goals Like Ronaldo In Italy - Boateng (Photo) by Couldntfigurean: 1:28pm On Oct 04, 2023
Are we still on this
C Ronaldo can never lift the World Cup

Know that and know peace
PoliticsRe: Here Is What Lord Lugard Had To Say About Hausa, Yoruba And Igbo by Couldntfigurean: 11:13am On Oct 04, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Warrior tribe!!! grin
rice bandit tribe
PoliticsRe: Here Is What Lord Lugard Had To Say About Hausa, Yoruba And Igbo by Couldntfigurean:
Zxcvbnmghtr:
You didn't include where he said he met one of the tribes above roaming the bushes naked with only leaves to cover their genitals. grin
don’t mind ibo people
We Yorubas have been wearing Gucci and fendi before the white man arrived
See one of our ancestors below in their Gucci wears while handling their AK-47s

PoliticsRe: I’d Like To Plead With Senator Dave Umahi To Take Over Ownership Of Nigercem by Couldntfigurean: 7:08am On Oct 04, 2023
Take it to him directly na
thought you are his paid defender here on Nairaland
RomanceRe: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Couldntfigurean: 8:55pm On Oct 01, 2023
Those comments that keep saying
1) Tinubu will fix Nigeria
2)Tinubu government will favour me and my family
3)Tinubu graduated with a first class from CSU
4)Tinubu built Lagos

I see them as big clowns

CelebritiesRe: Muslims Should Stop Supporting Mohbad,he Is A Christian-Yoruba Muslim Alfa by Couldntfigurean(op): 7:36pm On Oct 01, 2023
“We Yorubas are one” again in the mud
If you are observant,you would see that only Yoruba Christians are doing “Yoruba is one”,while the Muslims keep rejecting them and clinging to the north and Islam

CelebritiesMuslims Should Stop Supporting Mohbad,he Is A Christian-Yoruba Muslim Alfa by Couldntfigurean(op): 7:34pm On Oct 01, 2023
If you are a Muslim, stop supporting Mohbad , he is a Christian and 90 percent of the people supporting him are Muslim, and you all should stop supporting him, let christians support him -- Alfa Declares in a public lecture


PoliticsRe: Independence Day: Price Of Commodity In October 2022 Vs October 2023 by Couldntfigurean:
Tinubu is overrated,I am suprised that people don’t know this
When he was Governor,Yoruba people hated him and didn’t fail to call him names like “Okpolo eyes,ojuyobo,tinubu ole” etc
They(Ronu miscreants) can’t even mention one project done by tinubu in Lagos
Fast forward to 2023,he is their god and oxygen
PoliticsRe: Soludo Renames Anambra Airport To Chinua Achebe Airport by Couldntfigurean: 4:11pm On Oct 01, 2023
Soludo will turn out to be the worse Governor in the history of Anambra

Always talking,no action
PoliticsRe: Imagine If TINUBU Was Hausa ,IBO ,IJAW With Questionable Degree by Couldntfigurean: 3:43pm On Sep 30, 2023
JagabanB:
Same way u all supported someone who forged jamb result, offered her heaven and earth and called it an attack on ur tribe?
You all accuse others of what u do. I am not a Yorûba but I see u guys bIackmaiIing Yorûbas alot.
Yoruba people and whataboutism
Because Mmesoma forged her result,let’s forget about thuefnubu’s and take it as normal?
One Yoruba Muslim also said that because tinubu’s drug case was more than 10 years,we should forget it
I pray you get sense one day
PoliticsRe: Imagine If TINUBU Was Hausa ,IBO ,IJAW With Questionable Degree by Couldntfigurean: 12:17pm On Sep 30, 2023
Na Yoruba people
As far as the devil is their brother,no wahala
If ASHIWAJU was not Yoruba,every Yoruba owned media will go on full attack mode

We Igbo done know these two faced people,e don tey

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