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PoliticsRe: Why Has Apc Not Started The Regular Tribal War Agaist Atiku / Hausa by Couldntfigurean: 4:24pm On Oct 11, 2023
EmperorCaesar:
Fear who?
Just go to the politics sections of NL and check if any Atiku supporters created any thread at all about BAT?

when u see one, send me a link and let me follow it


U cant say same about Obidient, there are currently 5 diff threads created by Obidients on BAT


So judge by yourself, who should they attack between the two
No evidence
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Destroying Nigeria by Couldntfigurean: 3:59pm On Oct 11, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
'Nigerians' destroying Nigeria. Like Seyi like Buhari's daughter, it is called Privilege.
I love hanty Kemi

PoliticsRe: Why Has Apc Not Started The Regular Tribal War Agaist Atiku / Hausa by Couldntfigurean:
TemplarLandry:
For Atiku's followers are reasonable and not constituting nuisance on cyberspace.
abi una fear them

Come clean and don’t fret,they won’t beat you online
PoliticsRe: I Thought People Are Angry At APC by Couldntfigurean: 3:53pm On Oct 11, 2023
iokpebholo:
Ibo people can be bought anytime any day.Them too like money.Those people there na money carry them go there
As you and your family hate money
May it run away from your hands,may every business belonging to you and your children and even your children’s children bringing you money crash in Jesus name

I want to hear a loud Amen
PoliticsRe: I Thought People Are Angry At APC by Couldntfigurean: 3:36pm On Oct 11, 2023
Emekaphilip360:
I just saw crowd at APC flagoff governorship campaign in imo state on TV. So APC bought these crowds I’m seeing? Hunger dey everywhere!
Rented crowds,while I was a student then in imo state,we called it “Movement “ whenever you heard somebody say “Movement dey o”,they paid 1000 each for each student,that was during rocha’s era
CrimeRe: Police Rescue Robber After Mob Set Him On Fire For Snatching Phone (photos) by Couldntfigurean: 4:16pm On Oct 10, 2023
Thank you Nairaland
I am officially a Gore fan
Jungle justice/Burning of human used to give me nightmares and hunt me for weeks,like the ALUU boys incident,I couldn’t even sleep alone for some weeks
But not anywhere

Now I am no longer disgusted or fazed
PoliticsRe: We All Know That Tinubu Forged His Diploma Certificate - Prof. Steve Hanke by Couldntfigurean: 9:58am On Oct 10, 2023
If you are expecting good news from tinubu,you are on a long time
Can you give what you don’t have?

PoliticsRe: Let’s Look At The Positives Of Tinubus Tenure On Our Lives So Far by Couldntfigurean: 8:59am On Oct 10, 2023
sukkot:
they know one man can’t perform miracles and they also know their man won’t perform miracles. This is a little unspoken secret which I will let out, ndigbo only want their man in power for BRAGGING RIGHTS. That’s all. Nothing more nothing less. Just for bragging rights. You see the Igbo culture is predicated on bragging. It’s a culture that is deep rooted in bragging and trying to show off. This why they all try to build mansions in the village to show off. Even watching the man and seeing how he moves it’s all about showing off and displaying expensive cars and basically it’s a culture where the need to get the ego stroked constantly by showing expensive things is a never ending quest. It’s all about bragging and hedonism. And trying to get an Igbo president is just another way to make a lot of noise and brag when it happens. The fact that they cannot brag that the strongest and most powerful man in the land is an Igbo man is a constant source of irritation to them and the source of the strong desire for biafran agitation. The Biafra agitation is because they don’t have that bragging right to shout that the strongest man in the country is an Igbo man, which there is nothing wrong in being a braggart, we can accommodate your character flaws just as you accommodate ours but at least present us with a viable Igbo person as president then you can then have 8 years of bragging and noise making . We would happily give you that but it seems you are hell bent on getting this bragging rights at the expense of our countries future by presenting us with a man who ran anambra into the ground. The man will run the country into the ground. Try and post phone your desire to brag about an Igbo president till you present somebody like okonjo iweala. So truthfully igbos don’t really want a great country and neither do they think a great country can be achieved from the presidential seat, all they want is an Igbo president so they can satisfy that undying Igbo desire to brag. It’s all a quest to satisfy the desire to brag . To nurture the ego and the pride. Nothing more , nothing less
you go explain explain tire
No evidence

PoliticsMuslims Protest In Abuja In Support Of Palestine,burns Israel Flag by Couldntfigurean(op): 8:58am On Oct 10, 2023
Muslims protest in Abuja in support of Palestine
Burns the Israeli flag

PoliticsRe: Breaking: The Exact Similarity Of Mmesomma & Tinubu's Case by Couldntfigurean: 8:49am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:
cool



How many time will they tell Disobedience

US ceremonial Certificate is printed by third party company, US University doesn't print Certificate or Transcript they don't have any printing company


Certificate can't be forged if nothing was altered and it was printed at a third party certified company



.
Its same thing
Mmesoma inflated her scores while tilimbu gave himself first class
PoliticsRe: Let’s Look At The Positives Of Tinubus Tenure On Our Lives So Far by Couldntfigurean:
emmanuelbrown26:
Now I know why late fela sang "suffering and smiling" he sang that song from d angle of Yoruba race, bcs Yorubas like suffering and smiling, they like hailing their oppressor, if not tell me why dis idiot would come on Nairaland and be writing nonsense.
The image below is 100% accurate then,they are not made to think for themselves

Even if food price goes up 500% and hunger wants to finish them,they will say tinubu wants to reduce Gluttony/obesity

PoliticsRe: Suffering Knows No Bounds: Ogun Roads Collapse Amidst Abiodun’s Indifference by Couldntfigurean: 3:40pm On Oct 09, 2023
Ogun state is the bad road capital of Africa but I no go talk anything

PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Couldntfigurean: 12:53pm On Oct 09, 2023
Does he know that his dad forged his Chicago certificate?
PoliticsRe: Israel-Hamas War: Obidients Attack David Hundeyin For Defending Palestinians by Couldntfigurean:
Thread created by 11am,now it’s on the frontpage
If na thread revealing tinubu,we go dey beg mods
PoliticsRe: CSU: Tinubu Supporter Disagrees With Festus Keyamo On His 3rd Party Vendor Claim by Couldntfigurean: 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2023
Confusion in the enemy Camp

Even the wisest man will start reasoning like a fool when defending Tinubu
Reno,Keyamo,woke Soyinka et Al
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Wikipedia Page Has Been Edited. Adekunle Added by Couldntfigurean: 10:03am On Oct 09, 2023
When will he add Donald or duke to his name also,or na just Donald childhood pics him want steal?

PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Orders Demolition Of Jankara, Bombata Markets by Couldntfigurean:
Corrinthians:
There's enough space to accommodate you and your brothers and sisters in the East. You may all relocate there. After all, y'all brag about taking your investments back home.

This should be a no brianer. Go home.
So there are no Yorubas selling in those Markets?

I can’t with you yoruba Muslims anymore,always typing before thinking
FamilyRe: What Is The Common Regret People Have As They Get Older? by Couldntfigurean: 12:01pm On Oct 08, 2023
Not having enough sex
All these ladies hiding punna will later regret they didn’t allow enough pounding in their hole
When the hole is later useless and stretchy
PoliticsRe: A Moral Call To Amoral Conscripts, By Wole Soyinka by Couldntfigurean: 9:57am On Oct 08, 2023
Go to google and type “who is the father of cultism”
Woke Soyinka will pop up

PoliticsRe: Don't Ever Pray For War!!! Viewer Discretion Please by Couldntfigurean: 8:30am On Oct 08, 2023
Arda1000:
your level of cowardice is alarming you even edited my comment before replying it lol.... U should be ashamed of yourself ball-less thing
if you love death so much
Move to Gaza Strip
That’s all I will say to you and you dad
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of Young Tinubu In America by Couldntfigurean: 10:50pm On Oct 07, 2023
Is this before or after he forged certificates ?
PoliticsRe: Don't Ever Pray For War!!! Viewer Discretion Please by Couldntfigurean: 2:39pm On Oct 07, 2023
Arda1000:
I said it,the blood of cowardice reeks on you poor thing.
Does a real man fear death?
During the time of your father,
Lol you are a true son of your father poor dirty Ronu coward claiming igbo.
Little wonder you turned out this way,you didn’t have family members to scold your thick head,people in your shoes turn out serial killers
And also they should have also Unalived the bag of black meat that donated sperm to make you,but you can make it possible ,go to Ukraine,Israel,they need people like you and your dad there
PoliticsRe: Don't Ever Pray For War!!! Viewer Discretion Please by Couldntfigurean: 1:59pm On Oct 07, 2023
Arda1000:
let me also add delusions to the list of things disturbing you and your dad.
Or maybe you are just one of the dirty Ronu from the regional waste headquarters in Oshogbo.
Iyi
if you and your dad love war so much,you can go enlist him in Ukraine,they will gladly receive both of you

They need you there
PoliticsRe: Don't Ever Pray For War!!! Viewer Discretion Please by Couldntfigurean:
Arda1000:
both you and your dad are cowards.
My dad was in the war and his story gives me inspiration of how our people stood to their ground during the genocidal war,they didn't have much but we're determined to fight to the last man,wasnt it for the blockade brave men like my dad would have finished the useless country called Nigeria.
You and your dad are both delusional,online warriors that will Crap their pants when they hear Ak47,bet your dad wasn’t even born then,because everybody who witnessed the war pray they never witness it again
Maybe your dad don’t love you and want you to go waste your life in a war

And if you like war so much,take it your backwater villages
Thank you
PoliticsRe: Don't Ever Pray For War!!! Viewer Discretion Please by Couldntfigurean: 11:58am On Oct 07, 2023
Simon Ekpa and his minions think War is “kpakpangolo kpangolo”,that’s why no sane Igbo man will support their nonsense

I remember what my father said when Nnamdi Kanu was drumming for war some years ago,my father who was forcibly Enlisted in the Biafran army at just 17 years will just laughed and say “umuazi amaro ife agha bu”(children don’t know what war is)
And my mum will tell us how young exhuberant Biafran soilders will come and intimidate people they claim to be fighting for,they will come ask for cigarettes and palm nuts and if you don’t provide them you are in soup

We say no to war
PoliticsRe: Presidency Says Atiku Desperate As Atiku Submits Tinubu’s CSU Records by Couldntfigurean: 7:11am On Oct 07, 2023
aswani:
Honestly, if there is one thing frustrating about President Tinubu, it is his lack of willingness to use his executive powers to put the Atiku and Obi noise to bed once and for all. For all his faults, Obasanjo was someone to admire in this regard.

How can people with so many skeletons in their cupboard be dragging someone so strongly? Me I can't take it ó, ah ah.

Imagine Atiku of all people effectively shouting aluta continua. And there are outstanding Pandora Papers questions to be asked of the leader of IPOBidients too.

I can only image President Tinubu, like all other right thinking people in our great country Nigeria, derives immmense joy from seeing IPOBidients useless themselves on social media time and time again.
You think you are wiser than Tinubu?
Tinubu knows that Atiku knows what he Tinubu knows,they are buddies and Tinubu must have revealed some of his darkest secret to he(Atiku) while he (tinubu) must have been high on some She-Car-Go white substance
And the certificate saga is just the beginning,if tinubu tries to use power then every dark secret of his(Tinubu) will spill out

Tinubu is avoiding his Ashiti to tu outside
PoliticsRe: Eight Killed, Scores Injured As Osun Communities Fight Over Land by Couldntfigurean:
If it were Anambra or the South east,the speed with which Nairaland APC mods would have moved it to the frontpage for their 30k dogs to attack,the same way they move a false thread to frontpage because the mischievous op said it happened in Anambra,where are there even tigers in Anambra that a debtor will paint his dog like a tiger to chase people he is owing?

PoliticsRe: So Tinubu Is Not Really A First Class Graduate. by Couldntfigurean: 6:47am On Oct 07, 2023
Tinubu is a criminal na
Nothing he claims is true
No verified parents
No siblings
Fake certificate
False origin
At this point,i am not even sure he sired seyi,seyi might be a lab baby

The only true about tinubu is that he hustle drug in Chicago
PoliticsRe: In America You Can Even Re-Design Your Certificate to Your Own Tastes by Couldntfigurean: 6:42am On Oct 07, 2023
I watched the video on X
Walahi,If you watch APC supporters speak,na you go dey even dey shame on their behalf because it seems they have lost every atom of shame in them
PoliticsRe: Mrs Ahmed Bola Tinubu Is A Career Criminal..Dele Farotimi by Couldntfigurean: 6:35am On Oct 07, 2023
Jezebel?


Spot the difference

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