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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Loots Nigeria's 'Piggyvest' Account To Pay Seyi's Prostitutes - Hundeyin by Couldntfigurean: 1:55pm On Oct 16, 2023
It’s an open secret,seyi engages in orgy Parties a lot
The girl that was arrested by Eniola Badmus wasn’t capping but was intimidated by the police and eniola to say it was all a lie

Which Yoruba actress wey seyi tinubu never Bleep?
Wayward son of a drug lord dad
PoliticsRe: Otti Will Set Abia On Fire By Appointing Mayor, Ex Commissioner Cries Out by Couldntfigurean: 1:52pm On Oct 16, 2023
Ebubu:
This is the problem of Anambra people.

Arrogance/pride. And they think is a good thing. They feel they’re superior even to the Pope. Other Igbos bar Anambra feel less of that way(arrogance and pride; which lead to downfall and resentment).

This is why you’re resented and resisted by even ndi Abia.
The day you will make one simple sense,I will do thanksgiving in church

So you want otti to appoint a Yoruba person as mayor of Aba,the same Aba your people here insult day and night?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Swears In 3 New Ministers: Jamila Bio, Balarabe Abbas & Olawande Ayodele by Couldntfigurean: 1:46pm On Oct 16, 2023
Na God go punish asslickers Arthur Eze,ifeanyi Uba wey say tinubu put more Igbo than any other tribe in positions

I am ashamed that I am from the same state as these Shameless men
CrimeRe: SHOCKING!!! Nigerian Pastor Arrested With Human Skull (photo) by Couldntfigurean:
But

He was only trying to Accommodate the skull na,why all these?

PoliticsRe: Rudeboy Psquare: $1 Is Now 1,025 Naira, But I Stand Gidigba, How About You by Couldntfigurean: 7:35am On Oct 15, 2023
I have stopped giving alms to Yoruba and Hausa beggars,I remembered one Hausa beggar I used to give alms once a while
I could remember this innocent looking man told me he was Travelling to his hometown to vote baba buhari twice because na my brother and na Baba buhari,so you know how to travel and vote,Abeg also use that knowledge to enter the world and make your own money

I just stop giving them altogether since tinubu said Yoruba and Fulani are one
CrimeRe: They Cut Different People Hand Line It Up Blackaxe Vs Eiye Ogun State PICS by Couldntfigurean: 7:27am On Oct 15, 2023
This is no longer cultism
Yoruba people done turn am to business
The next thing you will see these body parts in Soka forest (Yoruba EBay) for sale
PoliticsRe: They Don't Want To Be Associated or Identified As Africans by Couldntfigurean: 1:14pm On Oct 14, 2023
We are a city
Not forest
Kikikikiki
Na sub Sahara Africa chop that stray bullet



Btw op,why you self want defraud an Egyptian

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To Orji Uzor Kalu; “I Came To Your House To Rest”. by Couldntfigurean:
[quote author=Ebubu post=126392697]This occurred Thursday 12/10/2023.

Pictures don’t lie



You forgot to add how Anambra is tormenting your Soul,I thought it has become a daily ritual for you to end your senseless threads with a note for Anambra?

CelebritiesRe: Music Executive, Kenny Ogungbe Sign Out Of NYSC At 53 by Couldntfigurean: 8:50am On Oct 14, 2023
The Mumu Master Strategist should have given himself another first class Honours from either Unilag or Lasu when he was Governor that time he was being chased around by Late Gani for forged result but guess he was too dumb to do that

PoliticsRe: Will You Agree To Come Down From This Car? by Couldntfigurean:
Since we are all allowed to redesign our Certificates and Credentials to our tastes according to Tinubu and his supporters,don’t come down bro

I myself,will be in oshodi Next week,I want to Add a picture of Lionel Messi to my certificate
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Is Arab Nations Not Accommodating Palestine? by Couldntfigurean: 5:28am On Oct 14, 2023
Even Saudi Arabia(the birth place of Islam) said it’s ready to lift the ban on Alcohol if they win the bid to host the 2034 World Cup
While Yoruba muslims(copy copy Islam) can’t even allow their brothers worship their traditional gods in their own land
And Hausa Muslims own are stories for another day

I think the Islam practiced in developed Countries are different from the ones practiced in third world Countries
PoliticsRe: Identity Of The Reporter Who Wrote The Story For BBC Uncovered by Couldntfigurean:
Tinubu will spend half of Nigeria’s wealth on Propaganda/media,that’s what he does best

Propaganda cant run the economy,Western nations did not build their diff countries by paying hungry writers to write/sing their praise
CrimeRe: Armed Robbery At Remo Majestic Hotel, Sagamu: Police Kill 2, Arrest 2 by Couldntfigurean: 12:42pm On Oct 13, 2023
Jogs1900:
Is it not better than going to other peoples regions the way some people have been doing to commit crimes?
Justifying criminality?

Yoruba people eh
CrimeRe: Armed Robbery At Remo Majestic Hotel, Sagamu: Police Kill 2, Arrest 2 by Couldntfigurean: 8:30am On Oct 13, 2023
Yoruba love themselves
They don’t rob themselves
CrimeRe: See What Drugs Has Done To This Brilliant Young Man(video) by Couldntfigurean: 8:26am On Oct 13, 2023
Don’t mock him,He will soon become President
The same way tinubu went from being a drug fiend in Chicago to Yoruba best option in 2023
PoliticsRe: Go And Verify.... Agulu Here I Come by Couldntfigurean: 11:42pm On Oct 12, 2023
GoodLife4live:
Tinubu claimed he hailed from Lagos not osun....
thank you said claimed
If I claim to be American,am I American?
Foreign AffairsRe: Pro Palestinian Riots Break Out In France by Couldntfigurean: 9:41pm On Oct 12, 2023
successmatters:
The same posters abusing igbos, insulting Peter Obi are supporting HAMAS crimes.

You go explain taya
and the mumu always claim South south,I always knew it was a Yoruba Muslim behind that monicka

No matter how much the Yoruba man claims another tribe here on Nairaland to insult Igbo,their stupidity always reveals their identity
PoliticsRe: Go And Verify.... Agulu Here I Come by Couldntfigurean: 4:39pm On Oct 12, 2023
Absuchat:
Welcome to Iragbiji...the land of certificate forgers, people without history and people that graduates from a school years before it's founded grin
This is Iragbiji the "London" of ....."I'm from Lagos" miscreants
lol,tinubu no try o
Tinubu should have made his fatherland irabiji like Dubai

PoliticsRe: Imprisoned Isese Priest Forced To Renounce Yoruba Tradition,accept Fulani Domina by Couldntfigurean(op): 3:20pm On Oct 12, 2023
Minime10:
This Fulani systematic/subtle conquest of the yoruba's is becoming clearer by the day😎
grin
They are blind to that,na ibo be their wahala

PoliticsRe: Imprisoned Isese Priest Forced To Renounce Yoruba Tradition,accept Fulani Domina by Couldntfigurean(op): 3:12pm On Oct 12, 2023
We Yorubas are one
Ibo people want to divide us
Nothing like Yoruba Muslim and Christian

Yan yan yan yan

PoliticsImprisoned Isese Priest Forced To Renounce Yoruba Tradition,accept Fulani Domina by Couldntfigurean(op): 3:09pm On Oct 12, 2023
Imprisoned Isese priest forced to renounce Yoruba tradition in custody, accept Fulani dominance in Ilorin

Isese priest, Adegbola Abdulazeez, has been forced to renounce his belief in the Yoruba traditional spiritual system and pledge allegiance to the emirate in Ilorin as part of pre-conditions to regain his freedom, Peoples Gazette learnt on Thursday.

In a letter written by his counsel, Muftau Olobi, first reported by Sahara Reporters, the Isese activist was compelled to pen a sycophantic apology after spending weeks in custody and realising he needed to back down on his belief in order to regain his freedom. His elderly mother’s health has also deteriorated recently. Nafisat Adegbola was forced to travel from her residence in Oyo to Ilorin frequently to check on her detained son.

Although the personal apology letter was not made public, it was accompanied by an accompanying note from his counsel, who wrote that his client has not only “genuinely repented,” but has also been “purged of his exuberance” and is now “totally remorseful.”

A member of Mr Adegbola’s defence team, Adedamola Solesi, had previously clarified that the activist would not get justice in Ilorin, the Kwara State capital.

“Tani Olohun cannot get justice in Ilorin. I have been able to feel the nerve of the police; they are unwilling to arrest these people when they harass us. I have been able to feel the nerves of the court. Both at the upper area court and the magistrate court. These people will continue to have their way even up to the court of appeal.

“They have a court of appeal here if you say you want to appeal. We are still at the lower court. We are not even yet at the High Court. If we continue on this path up to the court of appeal, our client (Tani Olohun) will continue to be in detention. In my years of practice, I challenge any lawyer in Nigeria to challenge me that what I am saying is not right,” Mr Solesi said.

Since his arrest on August 17 for insulting the emir in Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu Gambari, and other Muslim leaders, several tactics have been used by his accusers in connivance with state institutions to frustrate any semblance of a fair trial even in the face of the charges filed, which critics slammed as preposterous.

Mr Adegbola lived and worked out of Oyo State until he was whisked in Gestapo style to Ilorin. Even though the police claimed a warrant for his arrest was issued in Ilorin, multiple sources have stated that the state’s ministry of justice and the attorney general are not aware of the proceedings that led to his arrest.

His associate, Owolabi Aworeni, said that the arrest and subsequent torture and dehumanisation that the activist has faced were secretly planned between the commissioner of police in Kwara, Ebun Adelesi, and some Islamic leaders who were vexed by his audacious stance against stealth forms of Islamic extremism that is slowly invading the South West.

“They have been targeting him for a very long time because he is very much outspoken about Isese, he was accused of Insulting an Imam, which there is no concrete evidence that he did,” he said.

The police spokesperson in Kwara, Okasanmi Ajayi, hung up the phone on The Gazette when asked for comments about the police’s role in the matter.

Until recently, Mr Adegbola was an Isese practitioner who ran a Facebook page dubbed “Tani Olorun,” a medium through which he critiqued what he considered the hypocrisy of religious leaders across the divide who constantly talk down on traditional religious practices in the open while secretly patronising herbalist for both body ailments and spiritual issues.

He became more vocal when pockets of Islamic extremists started harassing traditional worshippers in Ilorin in the build-up to the Isese week and annual Osun Osogbo festival, recognised around the world as a period to remember and celebrate the traditional roots and heritage of the Yoruba people.

Osun traditional rulers were confronted as they went about their peaceful worship by fundamentalists who claimed that Ilorin is not a place to celebrate Isese and that the land is fully Islamic.

The attention of the police and state authorities was drawn to this provocative and brazen violation of constitutionally enshrined fundamental rights by several voices, including popular entertainer, Adekunle Adelana, popularly known as Oba Solomoni, but the calls fell on deaf ears even as the Islamic extremists issued open threats to traditional worshippers. Neither the state’s commissioner of police nor other authorities have addressed the crucial issue.

This pattern follows the rot of religious polarisation which continues to plague Nigeria under the ruling All Progressives Congres (APC), which has failed in the last eight years to achieve any form of national cohesion or unity. It is widely accepted that the lopsided appointments made by erstwhile President Muhammadu Buhari contributed significantly to notions of religious supremacy which at some point gave credence to conspiracy theorists who alleged that the former military leader was on a mission to Islamise the country.

Isese adherents and other liberal residents of the southwestern parts of the country who supported them have raised concerns of potential retaliatory actions in their domains in response to the ongoing state-supervised religious oppression and discrimination in Ilorin. Analysts say the region might be drifting towards a dangerous ridge if the tension is not urgently quelled.

President Bola Tinubu, who assumed office on May 29 in the aftermath of a widely controversial election, cannot be said to have resumed the business of governing and uniting the country, despite featuring these issues in his campaign paraphernalia.

Mr Tinubu himself ran on a controversial Muslim-Muslim ticket. His critics interpreted this as an assault on Nigeria’s principle of religious and tribal inclusion, an allegation he strictly denied, saying he was only concerned about finding the most competent person to be his running mate.

https://x.com/gazettengr/status/1712467455380164693?s=46&t=odQ-HTD9pXqssKnB-Me8zw

PoliticsRe: Enugu Govt To Create 300,000 Hct Land For Cash Crop And Float Airline by Couldntfigurean: 1:43pm On Oct 12, 2023
Ebubu:
Hope Anambra people will mock Enugu people for having an airline like they mocked Ebonyi for establishing an airport for agricultural export ?



Anambra people are hate-fuls if the project is not from their state they poison it.

But if Lagos is floating an airline and building metro rails they will be jealous and wishing it was their region but if their region do it they backbite because it is not their state.


Solution is for Anambra to vote good governance so they won’t be poisoning and talking down on other good projects from other SE states.


Akwa Ibom also has airline.


The Ebonyi man ruling Enugu, well done. You’ve done Ezza people in Ebonyi State proud.
Empty as usual
Wondering when you will have sense
PoliticsRe: Funny Pics As Anambra Residents Mock Obiano’s Dogwalk In Walkyourpet Challenge by Couldntfigurean: 1:41pm On Oct 12, 2023
accordadoga26:
Hehehe

Social media is what pigs are good at.

How does this rubbish reduce the rate of poverty and insecurity in Alambala now?
I bet you can’t walk in oshogbo/Oyo for 10 mins without having your head cut off for ritual
Christianity EtcRe: "RCCG Stands By You" - Pastor Adeboye Backs Israel by Couldntfigurean: 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2023
Kepukepu:
I am Igbo, I am not supporting Isreal
No,I mean according to non igbos here on Nairaland
Christianity EtcRe: "RCCG Stands By You" - Pastor Adeboye Backs Israel by Couldntfigurean: 9:12am On Oct 12, 2023
And here I was thinking it’s only Igbo people that supports Israel?
PoliticsRe: I Thought People Are Angry At APC by Couldntfigurean: 9:07am On Oct 12, 2023
ayokellany:
The truth is the truth even when it hurt your bigoted Igbo soul.
Yoruba Muslim truth?

We hear you
PoliticsRe: I Thought People Are Angry At APC by Couldntfigurean: 5:37pm On Oct 11, 2023
iokpebholo:
Talk true,e pain you grin
I am sorry,I don’t speak stupid
PoliticsRe: I Thought People Are Angry At APC by Couldntfigurean: 5:34pm On Oct 11, 2023
ayokellany:
But I believe you don't do this movement for PDP APGA Labour it is only for APC ba ?!

Answer the question let the world know you are born foolish n will most likely perish foolish.
Your mom should have swallowed you
PoliticsRe: I Thought People Are Angry At APC by Couldntfigurean: 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2023
iokpebholo:
E pain am grin grin grin
A simple Amen would have sufficed
PoliticsRe: Why Has Apc Not Started The Regular Tribal War Agaist Atiku / Hausa by Couldntfigurean: 4:31pm On Oct 11, 2023
EmperorCaesar:
Thats It!
They cant attack them cause Atiku supporters dont bash BAT
They write Atiku supporters on top of their head
Abeg,go sleep
Na even Atiku open your god yansh that he forged his CSU certificate,una turn right like una no see that one

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