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Autos / Re: Very Clean Toks Sienna XLE 2010 sold by CountDooku(m): 1:31am On Jan 11
5 million
Health / Re: #NoBraDay: Nigerians Mark No Bra Day 2023 by CountDooku(m): 12:59pm On Oct 13, 2023
Moderator bann this guy his kongi is out of hands
Hndrrxxx:
I wanna buy the girl the world the way that she suck this d
Career / Re: Auwalu Salisu, Tricycle Rider Returns ₦18 Million To Passenger In Kano by CountDooku(m): 1:48pm On Sep 19, 2023
aklid:
He received things ehh
One guy gave him money equivalent to that of a new keke
Another promised a scholarship for his masters programme
The leader of the Chadian People in Kano too gave him money ….
Some one gave him foodstuffs that’ll last him nd his family over a year
A hajia I saw also gave him a house… hah!!!



But las las if it’d been me, I doubt if I’ll return that money💀💀💀
Bros come make I buy you drink....the rest of us gather here abeg drinks on me

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Romance / Re: As A Parent, At What Age Can You Allow Your Daughter Have A Boyfriend? by CountDooku(m): 2:23pm On Jul 02, 2023
At what age can you bear to see your girl child under a man while he is pumping her furiously ?

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Religion / Re: As A Christian What Will You Do If You Found This? by CountDooku(m): 6:45pm On Feb 06, 2023
pay my tithe, thank God and move on with my life
Romance / Re: Man Faints In Court After Sex With Lady & Unable To Pay Hotel Bills (pics) by CountDooku(m): 9:11pm On Oct 03, 2022
Is prostitution legal in Nigeria ?
Food / Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by CountDooku(m): 5:11pm On Dec 11, 2021
AdaSunshine:
Disgusting and sickening!
Disgusting and sickening and delicious cheesy grin grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by CountDooku(m): 3:14pm On Sep 04, 2021
Na toto ....or BJ
Crime / Re: Video: Usifo Ataga Corpse! Dead Body Of Super TV CEO Emerges Online (Graphic) by CountDooku(m): 1:09pm On Jun 27, 2021
Samson the mighty man and Delilah the pretty woman.
Health / Re: She Finally Carry Me Go HIV Test - The Result by CountDooku(m): 7:33pm On Apr 28, 2021
Una nack for 3 years before una do HIV?
Education / Re: I Have Been Withdrawn From Medical School. I Can't Tell My Parents by CountDooku(m): 6:53am On Jun 04, 2020
It is no big deal... It happened to me... And it happened to alot of other people I know... Some died before graduation some died after graduation it is life. One thing you must not do is keep it a secret from your parents and again., when you get another course do not carry over that failure... The only time you should not fail is that second chance... Make sure you come out the best... There is alot you can do with your life besides medicine and pharmacy... Lots of other courses offer equal if not better chances. Do not internalize failure, just tell your parents God willing Pick a new course and forge on... You lost a battle but you can win the war still.
Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by CountDooku(m): 9:30pm On May 23, 2020
That's a Gabon viper... My warning my be too late as I see your soup is ready but please do not eat tge organelles
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by CountDooku(m): 4:50am On Apr 29, 2020
Bolanle pepper them..
Romance / Re: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by CountDooku(m): 4:37am On Apr 29, 2020
Go out and gossip with your wife and kids
Family / Re: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by CountDooku(m): 5:31am On Apr 17, 2020
How is your performance sexually? I hope do you care about her feelings? I know do you make her cum too or is it just plug hammer and discharge? Some women that don't know how to communicate with their spouse about sexual performance just find it easy to quit the boring sex totally... Take her out spoil her like a little girl buy her gifts and then initiate sex... Before you plug tell her you want her to come first and ask her what to do... she already knows what to do to cum because she prolly masturbates
Science/Technology / Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by CountDooku(m): 7:21am On Apr 05, 2020
Gabon viper... My Dad was biten by this snake on his construction site in 1993 when he was building his house in the village... He nearly died, thank God for uncles that rushed him to the federal medical center in anambra state and thank God things were still good at FMC and they had anti venom. They snake was killed and eaten by my uncles

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Family / Re: For How Long Should An Engagement Ring Be Worn? by CountDooku(m): 8:30am On Mar 24, 2020
Maximum period for engagement is one year... After that it turns into promise ring
Politics / Re: IGP Bars Detention For Minor Offences Over Coronavirus by CountDooku(m): 6:39am On Mar 23, 2020
Houston! we have progress
Crime / Re: Abuja University Students Caught Behind Gwako Mountains, Claim They Are Cultists by CountDooku(m): 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2020
Alledged cultists so why treat them that bad they are human beings too... Nigerian security forces have alot to learn

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Overdosing On 'Gutter Water', An Illicit Drug Combination by CountDooku(m): 7:47am On Apr 04, 2018
Death of a science student
Celebrities / Re: Niniola Does 'Touch Your Toe' While Performing On Stage At Joor 3 Concert (Photo by CountDooku(m): 10:03am On Feb 28, 2018
I smell something bad embarassed
Religion / Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by CountDooku(m): 1:05pm On Feb 11, 2018
Solomon
Crime / Re: RRS Arrests Gang Of 5 For Robbing 58-Year-Old Woman On New Year Eve (Photos) by CountDooku(m): 7:45pm On Jan 21, 2018
Israeljones:
Trully He was Born Innocent but girls really spolit him...... perfect caption for the situation and picture grin grin
BIG IDIOT grin grin
LMAO
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Beautiful But Not Intelligent. Should I Still Marry Her? by CountDooku(m): 12:31pm On Jan 21, 2018
clitlicker:
im not forming Einstein o, or Elon Musk.
But my girlfriend is below average when it comes to her reasoning.
she is studying a "useless" course in school, Local Govt Studies.
She lacks strategy when she addresses life matter.
If you discuss with her for 10 minutes youll notice her flaws.

she is very fine o and she has manners. i dont want to regret marrying her because of looks o.


I know her type, used to date one just like her. The truth is that they are late boomers and you have to teach them everything. They can't really do anything that comes with logic themselves they would have to ask you. In my own case I took it for an advantage and thought her alot of things about life and helped her develop as a person. There is nothing wrong with her you just have to invest time and patience, some people just need a strong person in their life. My question to you is ,are you strong enough to lead her? You have to have a very curious mind too to learn so you can teach her and don't ever make the mistake of bringing her down. I'd you can't do the work leave her alone.



Career / Re: Meet The Lady Who Makes Furniture With Used Tyres Gotten From Dumpsites. Photos by CountDooku(m): 3:18pm On Jan 20, 2018
The only kind of slay queen I know, the rest na olosho's association. God is your strength. Guys 1000 yards of wife material.
Romance / Re: “Can D Sex Doll Squirt? Big Breasted Corper Compares Self To A Big Breasted Doll by CountDooku(m): 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2018
You mean you can be mannerless and urinate during sex? More reason why I should get the sex doll before you give me UTI or STD

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Properties / Re: Don't Be A Victim. Investigate Every Property Before You Buy Any Land This Year by CountDooku(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2018
Anyone here bought land from PWAN estates?
Science/Technology / Whatsapp Launches Separate App For Small Businesses by CountDooku(m): 6:38pm On Jan 19, 2018
WhatsApp has launched a separate app designed for use by small businesses to more easily connect with customers. WhatsApp Business adds key features like dedicated business profiles for details like email address, business description, store addresses, and website; smart messaging tools like greetings, quick replies, and away messages; and metrics for how many messages were sent, delivered, and read.
For those who use a business number and a personal one, both the WhatsApp Business and WhatsApp Messenger apps can be used on the same device and registered with your different numbers. WhatsApp Business is also compatible with WhatsApp Web, the app’s desktop web browser client. 
Business accounts will be clearly listed as such. WhatsApp says over time, businesses that have confirmed their account phone number matches their business one will receive a confirmation badge on their profile. That’s similar to WhatsApp adding green verification badges to select business accounts last year in the standard app. WhatsApp says other users can continue to use the standard app as usual and will still have full control over the messages they receive like blocking numbers and reporting spam.
WhatsApp Business is free and available to download now for Android users, though there’s no mention of an iOS release yet. WhatsApp Business is currently available in Indonesia, Italy, Mexico, the UK, and the US, with a global rollout scheduled in the coming weeks.
Source:The Verge

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke Stuns In New Photos by CountDooku(m): 4:44pm On Jan 19, 2018
Fine gal...wey my Vaseline and that her video def...I dey come make I use rest room

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Romance / Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by CountDooku(m): 6:01am On Jan 19, 2018
jonaifame22:
good, but they can't give u money but the female sex doll can give men pleaaaaaaassssssuuurrree
Man did not reveal this to you
Romance / Re: Sex Dolls: The World Is In Trouble. by CountDooku(m): 5:58am On Jan 19, 2018
Make down payment for my doll already...shame on all of you

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