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RomanceRe: Couple Who Were Married For 75 Years Died Hours Apart As They Held Hands In Bed by Cpumping(m): 12:08am On Jul 04, 2015
as much as dying in ur sleep is sweet n peaceful, I wd like to go out with a bang grin (not literally)

like go to space to blow up a giant asteroid on a collision course with earth, then dying in the process grin grin grin (like Bruce willis in Armageddon)

lool. u can bash me now.
PoliticsRe: Cross Rivers Assembly Approves 35 Special Advisers For Gov. Ayade by Cpumping(m): 11:59pm On Jul 03, 2015
but u nor think 309 special advisers wd b ok sir?
CrimeRe: Nigeria's Female Suicide Bomber Phenomenon (Graphic Photos) by Cpumping(m): 6:51am On Jul 01, 2015
Dafuq?? Its so sad.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 9:52pm On Jun 30, 2015
lordthree:
na wa o naija bookies are making peeps miss out on estonia cup
31:0 huh

Did dey play 11 against only the keeperhuh


It is pure wickedness
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by Cpumping(m): 6:00pm On Jun 30, 2015
Claudieberrie:
Greetings; Can someone help me with a secretary, front desk job in Port Harcourt please.....
My pin: 7f75b7ba
Email: coolbabyashanti@gmail.com
09094870800
Thank you.
I thnk u shd change ur email, if I were a HR person n I see that email, I wouldn't take u seriously. Just an advice.
CrimeRe: My Experiences With Pick-pockets by Cpumping(m): 3:12pm On Jun 27, 2015
I don't know what exactly to call mine, but the tugging-at-the-trousers was similar with that of the op.

Sometime last year, I had just come to lasgidi from ph for a training. The whole ph-ajebo-quiet-life was still written all over my face. I stay at akoka yaba n go to work at marina. When coming back from work, I board a vehicle from obalende to yaba, I would alight at unilag junction then take a bus to bariga then alight at pako junction.
You could only imagine my joy when I got to obalende on certain friday & I heard them calling bariga. I could finally cut out the unilag junction stop. I do like mumu enter the car. Only God knows which way they followed, I ddnt want to act like a JJC (that's the first rule they tell anyone visiting lag) so I didn't ask any question until I got to bariga.
I started looking for okada to take me to pako, I knew it would'nt be too far and was willing to pay whatever amount. So I started calling out "bike, pako junction". That was how one 'good samaritan' just jumped out of a bike he was on & approached me. As usual started speaking yoruba, then started demonstrating the 'tugging-at-trousers show'. I swear, I was scared to death, after he realised I didn't get a clue of anything he said or was doing, he let go of my trouser, then said "dis na lagos o, u suppose dey shine eye, I go help u find bike but u go find me something".
Then he pointed out where to get a bike n just disappeared.

I actually taught he was a good samaritan, but after reading the OP's story, I'm beginning to think different. Maybe he was or maybe he couldn't get anything from my pocket or maybe he felt pity for me after seeing the fright on my face grin grin or maybe the holy spirit touched him ( A rosary was part of the contents of my pocket that day).
I guess I would never know.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Cpumping(m): 5:18pm On Jun 25, 2015
eightsin:
Tell her your previous girl was smarter
1million likes
CelebritiesRe: HOT Or NAH: Popular Model Expose Thighs In Split Traditional Outfit [PICS] by Cpumping(m): 2:37am On Jun 25, 2015
She for kuku tear d thing mke e reach the waist band na. Lubbish.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 11:15pm On Jun 24, 2015
Chile - uruguay
Ht/ft - x/2 @10.25
Ht CS/Ft Cs 0-0/0-1 @14.75
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 10:42pm On Jun 24, 2015
Any over night tip? Alabi don go sleep.
NYSCRe: Mckinsey Nigeria Young Leaders Program For Corpers by Cpumping(m): 8:38pm On Jun 23, 2015
Great opportunity for corpers.

But wait o, wd d recruitment process still be like the normal one?
huh huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Nuclear Plants & Possible Opportunities That Could Arise by Cpumping(op): 10:17am On Jun 22, 2015
davide470:
Do you know NAEC (National Atomic Energy Commission) called for applications early last year for Young Graduates of Engineering and Sciences to sponsor them for a Masters Program on Nuclear Energy (Physics). Though they haven't finalised the process yet.

Do you know there was an earlier set of Graduates that was sponsored (2012/2013) I saw the article during my Final Year Project defence. They went to Japan and Russia, I think.

Do you know that plans are being made to incorporate Nuclear Physics in Universities curriculum particularly FUT's.

All these are Public Info's bro.

Cheers.!
Nice one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Nuclear Plants & Possible Opportunities That Could Arise by Cpumping(op): 6:58am On Jun 21, 2015
Of course you should realize that it would be a foreign company would be managing the plants. The possibility of a meltdown would be the same as other reactors in other countries.

As for boko boys n the attack on the plants from d design of the plants I doubt if they can gain access to the nuclear rods.
PoliticsRe: Criticising Buhari Over “president Michelle Of West Germany” Gaffe Is Ignorant by Cpumping(m): 12:51am On Jun 21, 2015
I stopped reading here ... "What they call 'senior moment' "

So we shd expect a lot more ' senior moments'

Na mke 'senior moment no catch am for president putin side o.

He wee just use vex & annihilate this our country.
BusinessRe: See What BVN Will Cause All Nigerians by Cpumping(m): 12:44am On Jun 21, 2015
It is wa.
Maka chukwu, awee break dat atm. My money kwa.
BVN ko BAT ni
PoliticsRe: EFCC Reopens Investigation, Quizzes Etete Over $1.1 Billion Malabu Oil Deal by Cpumping(m): 12:39am On Jun 21, 2015
Giv dis story 2 days. U wee not hear it again.

Naija I hail thee
Jobs/VacanciesNigeria Nuclear Plants & Possible Opportunities That Could Arise by Cpumping(op):
Following the announcement by nigeria and russia to build nuclear reactors to boost power generation in nigeria, there are bound to be opportunities that would arise from this gigantic project.
Job creation, local contractors etc are among the few opportunities that would arise.
As the popular adage goes ' the early bird gets the worm', I think its time to start making plans on how to tap into this emerging industry.

The big question is how?
Nuclear energy is something that is new in nigeria, as regards job opportunities how can one prepare him/herself to fit into the industry? What contracts can be given to local contractors while setting up the plants & after the plants have been set up?

A lot a questions to be asked and a lot of preparations to be done.

If there are knowledgeable 'Nairalanders' here, please endeavour to share with us.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2015/2016 Etisalat Prize For Literature [£15,000 Prize, High End Device And Ment by Cpumping(m): 11:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
Ok.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Open Position For Trainee Geologist In Mining by Cpumping(m): 8:51pm On Jun 18, 2015
Chinese people fa. *sighs*
FamilyRe: When The Wife Is The Breadwinnner ( PHOTO ) by Cpumping(m): 12:17am On Jun 17, 2015
INTROVERT:
Some days are like this.
So I hd just noticed this moniker, and as usual decided to check d profile. Cute picture.

Then the personal message. Heart-breaking.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m):
SMH nadal ayam ashamed of u.
dts hw over 37.5 is on d verge of casting.

tchwwwwwww


7:5 6:3 6:1

stupid. on clay court o.
u cannot even win one set
Anumpam.

I called him s.tup.id not silly
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Robots May Soon Take Over Our Jobs,See If Ur Prospective Job is on the Line by Cpumping(m): 11:59am On Jun 03, 2015
dey can neva take over my job lai lai
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2015 by Cpumping(m): 5:09pm On May 26, 2015
lordhugo:
goan sidon. after two days. old layer
o boy u dnt noe fuel af scarce? nepa is been thier normal self. turning on of data now is a luxury.
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2015 by Cpumping(m): 9:56am On May 25, 2015
lordhugo:
GIVE THESE MEN A RECORD DEAL!!!!
Nice!
NL RECORDS!
(I AM REGISTERING THAT!)
cpumping, watcha tink?
it wd b awesome.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 7:48am On May 23, 2015
check dis page for the matches of the pool numbers calebsky posted.




www.marsleisure.com/game_r.php
PoliticsRe: Ateke Tom To Buhari: Treat Anyone Who Returns To The Creeks As A Common Criminal by Cpumping(m): 7:15am On May 23, 2015
liars, Ateke cannot speak good english.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by Cpumping(m): 7:09am On May 23, 2015
my love sandrahnaub. dnt mind dem. u still won my heart. grin
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 12:45pm On May 22, 2015
Lionhearted: The challenge.... 1. 22.05.15 18:00 Genclerbirligi Ankara - Mersin Idman Yurdu SK (Under/Over 2,5 goals) Customer type: Over @ 1.65 Result:
CHALLENGE of at least odd 1.5 22.05.15 19:30 Latina Calcio - FC Modena (Under/Over 2,5 goals) Customer type: Under 2,5 goals @ 1.60 Result: Best of luck
While we wait for calebsky and wizberry
Facebookgroup krall
Our 400 odds
PoliticsRe: How I Will Choose My Ministers: Buhari by Cpumping(m): 8:53am On May 22, 2015
I think his cabinet wd be 80 per cent old pple.
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m):
krall:
Who wants 5 odd today?!?!?!
MeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Plus calebsky and wise..... 4 odds. Dts 20 odds. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Alabi go hear am to day.


Frinx I need 5 odds too.

100odds pure. grin grin grin grin grin


+

Facebookgroup 's 4 odds

400 odds shocked shocked shocked shocked
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by Cpumping(m): 7:50am On May 22, 2015
krall:
Who wants 5 odd today?!?!?!
MeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Plus calebsky and wise..... 4 odds. Dts 20 odds. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Alabi go hear am to day.

Frinx I need 5 odds too.
100odds pure. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: See What A Driver Did To His Master For Refusing To Pay His Salary: Photo by Cpumping(m): 5:50am On May 22, 2015
This can only be jazz, if it is real that is.

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