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Yeah, this is what should make the frontpage for awareness but it's not the case. |
It's annoying and terrible that some Nigerians are just absurd and unrepentant. You've got to beware of this if it's scam from this guys... See image
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How To Behave If & when there Is a Partial Re-opening of the economy during this COVID-19 pandemic . Citizens have a Duty To Help Themselves By Researching on Ways To Stay Safe If and When normalcy Resumes. We Have To Change Our lifestyles. We Have To PRACTICE STRICT PERSONAL HYGIENE. We Will Be Dealing With A Lot Of People as usual. Danfo Drivers, Hawkers, Food Vendors, keke Napep and regular Bike Men etc. Since We Won't Know Who Has The Virus, We Need to practice serious PERSONAL HYGIENE. THESE INCLUDES SOME OF THE FOLLOWING ::::: 1. We should No longer Use Our Teeth To Tear "Pure Water". The sellers Hands Have Touched It. You Get My Drift. 2. Don't Allow the Seller To Peel and Blow Your Groundnuts (Don't even Buy Already Peeled Ones). Remember, Corona Thrives On Droplets. 3. Eat Only At Hygienic Places. Clean Environment and Where the food vendors/ caterers Use Clean Protective Equipments. 4. Hugging should Be Suspended forthwith. Social Distancing is seriously Advised. 5. Once you touch currencies and coins, handwashing with soap is key because currencies travel alot. When You Touch Naira Notes Given As Change By Conductors & food vendors Etc. Ensure You Don't Put Same Hand Into your Mouth, Eyes or Nose. Wash Your Hands Appropriately. Use hand Sanitizers regularly. 6. You Can't Place Your Mouth on Bottles of minerals of Another Person (Pour In Cups if You Must Share). You Can't Puff From The Same Shisha Pipe..etc. 7. You Must Clean Surfaces Always Especially Where Many People Make Use of it. 8. Carry Your Bag(s) Yourself.The Era of 'Oga Sir 'Is Over. Unless You Are Comfortable With a visit from 'CORONA'... 9. Stop Touching People When You It's a Bad Habit anyways. Now It's Time To Stop It. 10. Whenever We Buy things (groceries, toiletries, stationary etc) And It Is Put In A Nylon, Have It In Mind That The Nylon May Be Contaminated. When you Get Home please remember to Wash Your Hands. 11. Always Close The Toilet Seat After Flushing. Bacteria, Viruses etc Goes into the Air when the Toilet Seats are left uncovered. 12.Avoid buying already peeled oranges. Never allow the Aboki peel your oranges. Steer clear of Watermelons already cut by the Aboki's . it's a No No right now. 13. Finally, But definitely not The Least, Whenever You Get Home. Don't Hug Your Kids or Spouse immediately. First Pull Off Your Clothes For Washing, Go To The Bathroom and Either Take A Bath With Soap (It Will Make Some of Us Even Lighter In Complexion) or Wash your Hands Before You Hug Your Kids and or Spouse. Let's stay alert,stay aware & stay safe. Source: forwarded with *pandemic edit. |
What platform is the class? |
Alright. Thanks. |
Can I use Telegram on desktop? |
Still following. What of the content. Where do I get it? |
Nice stuff. |
Well, some of us. |
Many believe Lady gaga is such a treasure, sure she is after this wholesome act. Lady Gaga has raised $35 million in 7 days for the WHO's global coronavirus response fund, and is spearheading a free virtual global festival on multiple stations including Stevie Wonder, Sir Paul McCartney. According to BusinessInsider.com, Lady Gaga has helped raise $35 million in seven days for the World Health Organization's Solidarity Response Fund by calling on corporate leaders and philanthropists, she said at a WHO media briefing April 6. The money will go toward global PPE supplies , testing kits, and help "improve lab capacity" to process the tests, she said. "We have said consistently that we are all in this together and we can only succeed together," the World Health Organization's director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said when announcing Lady Gaga at the briefing. "We need an all-of-society approach with everyone playing their part. That includes people in the entertainment industry." Gaga also announced her partnership the WHO and the music festival organization Global Citizen to spearhead a streamed musical festival called "One World Together at Home." The virtual concert, showing on many networks at 8 pm EST on April 18, will feature dozens of stars including Billie Eilish, Lizzo, Elton John, Chris Martin, Paul McCartney, and Stevie Wonder. It will not be a fundraiser but rather a celebration of "the power of the human" that the pandemic has brought to light. Throughout her announcement, Gaga praised healthcare workers on the frontlines of the fight against the novel coronavirus. "My heart is very, very, achy and warm for those who are ER doctors and nurses who are sleeping in cars to make sure they don't infect their families or their patients," she said. "What you're doing is putting yourselves in harm's way to help the world, and we all salute you and you are a triumph, truly." Gaga also extended her prayers to people who are sick, and those who have lost their jobs and are struggling to feed themselves and their kids. The concert, she and her collaborators hope, will bring attention to all the positive that's occurring in the world today. https://www.pulse.ng/bi/tech/lady-gaga-has-raised-dollar35-million-in-7-days-for-the-whos-global-coronavirus/x5v1ek1
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Lol Wetin man go do. Him want frontpage also na. So, u thought all these stories na them OPs them get am? We must enter front page
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I met this guy we dated for 4 year's and we got married, I had my first child I discovered my husband has extramarital affairs as I cut him with different women in his father's house, where he has a room there. l try asking him he will say I'm not doing my responsibility at home, furthermore, he has been taking those girls to go and do abortion due to his lustful desire and uncontrollable quest. The funny part is he tells me as long as u are not hungry I should not worry my self. The problem I do have with him is all about women, not 123 different girls, so I'm confused even when we are dating I never noticed it. I need advice pls. |
Okay. What of the Bonuses. Does this PayPal work for the partner program? |
Many of us may not forget the pandemic, but I guess 97% will forget the essential workers who have made this time of isolation worth it. What's your take? |
I'm a guy in my late 30's. I have a wife and two young children. I have no general disabilities (though I do have some chronic medical conditions). I've wet the bed irregularly throughout my whole life, with some dry periods, but 8 years ago I started wetting the bed regularly again, which hadn't been the case since about 3rd grade, and I had to start wearing diapers again on a daily basis. Who has gone through this, any advice, please? Thanks |
4 DAYS TO GO: Get Phones & Techy Gadgets At Discounted Prices ![]() I think this is a great time for some of us to stay at home and do a little shopping. You don’t have to pay much from today-23/3/2020. You get discounted deals for various products at home. Take advantage of Jumia Tech Week and get discounted products such as Phones, Power Banks, Juicers, and Headphones at affordable prices. This is an opportunity to gift your mom – mother’s week gift if you never did that. I am looking at Samsung below N90,000. What about you?
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Thanks for the input |
Today’s is my Grandma’s 100th Birthday. She requested me to post her pic on the Internet to get some good wishes. #Start pouring in your wishes. #@malekalby
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I know very soon you'll be big in Nigeria cause of your content. |
hey, thanks. Will check it out. |
Yes give me the video. ![]() |
There is nothing wrong with this woman. Just that she decided to wear this wonderful tong, ![]()
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Hey man. You're doing a nice job. |
Hey man. Thanks for your classes. Just that many do not know you're offering such value for free... |
Hey thanks. Hoping to join in. |
Do I need an intro to blast this your evening? Nope. I want your evening to be fun filling, so, enjoy. ![]() #1. My teacher points a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler there is an idiot. And I asked which end. The Teacher was taking to a girl. #2. My brother If she calls you Daddy, know that you are on point!!.. Poor guys are called baby. #3. Some girls are like NEPA, they only give CONSTANT LIGHT when they want to give u bill.....I don't really know what I said but ''it is my experience. #4. Stop pretending not to have money in order to find genuine love. If she pretends not to have womb will u still marry her? #5. You will not know how short 12 months is, until you start paying rent. (This one is painful for all). #6. I wore my new suit yesterday and the guy I wanted to impress didn't come to church. #7. I just lost a fight. And when you came home, all the Kung Fu moves started coming to my head. #8. Today, I saw a mosquito vomiting pepper� because he bit a Yoruba ma. #9. I went to lodge with my village girlfriend in an hotel. Only for me to wake up the next day and find her sweeping the whole compound. #10. I have never seen an ALCOHOL company use a DRUNKARD for advert. Are they ashamed of their customers? Funny world #11. The way you look when you mistakenly open your front camera. That's your real face. #12. The only time African parents are humble is when you're teaching them how to use a smart phone. They become so humble that you can even send them to bring *Hot Water from the Fridge... |
My daughter is 3 years old and I'm a teen mom. Is it wrong that I think of giving her up for adoption so she can have a better life? I had my daughter when I was 16. Her father was abusive my whole pregnancy. He was also 11 years older than me. I didn't come from a good home or have parents to protect me. My mom was a heavy drug user. My dad not in the picture. I dropped out of school at 15 and got a job. Ended up meeting someone and getting pregnant. Thought I was in love. Turned out I didn't know anything. When I found out I was pregnant I was scared, lonely, and angry. I thought about abortion but didn't really believe in that. I knew I would get through whatever life threw my way. I was stronger than I ever imagined. The day I gave birth I was alone. Just the nursing staff and doctor. No family, no babies father. I got a phone call from him hours after she was born. He had been arrested for a warrant I didn't even know he had. After being discharged and going back to our apartment I got a bigger surprise. There was an eviction notice on my door. I had worked up until my due date. I had always given him the money to pay our rent. He had blown it on God knows what. So when my daughter was 6 days old the police station sent 2 sherriff deputies and they began putting my stuff out on the street. Luckily I had a few friends and managed to stay with them. I lost most of my belongings... But I felt a fierce need to protect my daughter. I had lost everything, but I knew I still had some fight left in me. I worked random fast food jobs until i was 21. I found a nice home daycare that was flexible on hours and affordable. I worked 2 jobs most of the time. I barely spent time with my daughter. She spent a lot of time at daycare. But the moments I did spend with her made it worth it. The hugs, her laughs, reading to her and playing with her. Having her say "I love you mommy". My life was definitely not easy. But I had this amazing little creature that I had created that depended on me and I knew I could not let her down. I went to night school and got my high school diploma. One of the girls I worked with at Taco Bell had gone back to school to be a medical assistant. After graduating she left and was making a lot more money. I decided to do the same thing. I spent 10 months in school. Got a lot of grants because I was a single mom. What I didn't get in grants I took out loans for. I went to school and did an externship and had a full-time job just to stay afloat. I graduated at the top of my class. I got a great job at a nearby hospital. I eventually was able to move out of my friends house. My life slowly begin to have routine and normalcy. I worked as a medical assistant for a few years and decided to go back and get my nursing degree. After doing that I felt so accomplished. The thing that made it the sweetest of all was having my daughter there by my side through everything. Just finished paying off all of my student loans last year. Everything has come full circle for me. I know you were looking for probably a much shorter answer. I wanted to tell you my story. That way you know that the things that seem impossible now are just one day away from becoming possible. Don't give up hope. If you love your little girl and she loves you then do whatever you can to keep her in your life. Fight for your child and never stop fighting. My daughter turned 18 in December. She is amazing. She's a senior graduating at the top of her class with straight A's. Her and I are best friends. My life was not easy, but I would do it over again and again as long as I got to raise my little girl and see her turn into the beautiful young woman she is today. I wish you luck in whatever you decide. Don't make emotional decisions. Weigh all of your options. Wrap your arms around your little girl and tell her you love her and that you always will. No matter what you decide. Related - My 14-year-old Daughter Admitted To Me That She’s Three Months Pregnant. - https://www.nairaland.com/5325774/14-year-old-daughter-admitted-me-shes
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