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The legendary playmaker was caught using his iphone behind the wheel of his Bentley. Because this is not Africa, he has been banned from driving for the next 182.5 Days.

When I heard this news, my mind drew to this fact. What is the essence of having money and not being able to use it, it is as worthless as not having, right? Well, that is the little prison the legend, David Beckham will have to serve without his car.


Cracking Down The Facts Behind David Beckham’s Ban Of 6 Months

David Beckham was reportedly caught using his mobile phone whilst driving his £100,000 Bentley at the time. Of course, who does not know Bentley? If you’re not familiar with it, it is just like saying, you’ve never heard of GOT or Avatar.

After he was reported, the beautiful thing is that he never fought it, meaning, he pleaded guilty. Said Judge Catherine Moore to Beckham, “You pleaded guilty to the matter at the earliest opportunity. I give you credit for this guilty plea.” As a result of this simple act, his fine was reduced from £1,000 to£750 fine. Olalah!
I won’t talk about the fine because this is no money to this legend. The most interesting thing about it is how he was caught. Lol.


A Badass Fan Reported David Beckham


I want to believe that this dude that reported him to the police was his fan, but the twist is, David did not want to take a selfie with him. The result? He was annoyed.

Here is how it happened.Beckham was driving down Great Portland Street on November 21 when he was caught in the act. “On 21 November last year at about one o’clock in the afternoon at Great Portland Street the defendant was seen on his phone while driving a motor vehicle,” said prosecutor Matthew Sprat.

The badass fan added this “Instead of looking straight ahead he was looking at something in his lap,” Sprat added. “Up close he could see he was operating a handheld device, therefore using his mobile phone while driving.” Lol.


David Beckham Banned After Being Caught In The VERY Act

Coupled with the anger of refusing to take a selfie with him, the badass fan brought out his camera and took some pictures. In order not to have a second thought about it, he promptly sent them to the police.

I don’t know what prompted this but it was reported that Beckham didn't react. Despite the words and the overflowing public gallery, he didn’t have any visible reaction to this outcome.Let’s not go further but know that David had this issue last year.

As at 2018, the offence was placed at 6 points. With this one, 12 points is unforgivable.For the 2018 loophole, Beckham had this to say: “I’m very relieved with the verdict and very happy with my legal team,” he said of Mr. Freeman’s work then.

The whole ordeal might even explain some things. Maybe that’s why Beckham didn’t fight the verdict this time around? Or, you know, there’s the photographed evidence.

The whole ordeal might even explain some things. Maybe that’s why Beckham didn’t fight the verdict this time around? Or, you know, there’s the photographed evidence.


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These 15 Countries Getting Prepared For War? If no, then maybe they know why they got such an enormous number of War-Tanks. For internal defence I guess. Yeah, that is it.

I got an interesting video on YouTube about the top countries with the best ammunition for war. Believe me, I was surprised to see unexpected countries having thousands of unthought-of weapons. I never wanted to share that but this just got me thinking, you need to see this.

Before I show you all that is to see. One thing with tanks is that the number at times don’t measure up the quality.

For example, most of the other country’s tanks are probably old T-54s; meaning, 1 Abrams or Challenger is far better than 3 or 4 1950s tanks, right? Well, I think that is not really true because there is what a quality tank can be and 4 tanks can do.


The War-Tanks of 10 Top Countries

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#10. Greece

As you surprised that unexpectedly countries are pulling weight already? What comes to your mind when you hear Greece? Aristotle, I guess.

The current size of Greece’s army is as follows: standard numbers in peacetime: nominal 90,000 personnel; 72,691 in 2014. In case you need her wartime strength, it stands at 253,500.


Well, in terms of ammunition strength, Greece has a total of 1345 war-tanks. Just look up and you will see that the war tanks of Greece overrides that of Britain and Afghanistan.



#9. Pakistan

With a Green and White army attire, you can easily recognize the Pakistani army.

Pakistan is still on the radar of India. That sounds odd when you compare the war-tanks of India. Recently, it was reported by India Today that Balakot camp now under Pakistan Army’s protection:

Be it as it may, Pakistan has a total of 1,920 war-tanks for action.




#8. South Korea

South Korea maintains a large, well-equipped armed-forces establishment—consisting of army, navy, and air force branches.

As of 2018, the Republic of Korea Armed Forces had a Size‎ of ‎464,000.

Although it is still considerably smaller than that of North Korea, South Korea’s main military objective is to deter an attack by the North.

Okay, the war-tanks held by South Korea stands at 2,552.



#7. Egypt

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As it stands, the Egyptian Armed Forces are the state military organization responsible for the defense of Egypt. They consist of the Egyptian Army, Egyptian Navy, Egyptian Air Force, and Egyptian Air Defense Command. In addition, Egypt maintains 397,000 paramilitary troops.

Currently, they have an active 310,000 field army. And the war-tanks stands at 4145.



#6. Indian army

India, with their population they deserve a 10,000 war-tanks, right? I was wrong.

Currently, the Indian Army is the land-based branch and the largest component of Indian Armed Forces. The President of India is the Supreme Commander of the Indian Army, and it is commanded by the Chief of Army Staff, who is a four-star general.

The Indian Military size stands at 1,237,117 active personnel; 960,000 reserve personnel. And if you want to add the manned aircraft, it stands at 181.

The war-tanks held by the Indian army is 4312.



#5. Syria


The Syrian Arab Armed Forces are the military forces of the Syrian Arab Republic. They do not just consist of the Syrian Arab Army, it includes the Syrian Arab Navy, Syrian Arab Air Force, Syrian Arab Air Defense Force, and several paramilitary forces, such as the National Defence Force.

It can be disheartening but those fit for military service stands at 9,939,661, age 16–60. Let’s hope the war does not decrease this number.

Syria has a total number of 4500 war-tanks.


#4. North Korea


Yeah, I know what this army is capable of doing. First of all, the SK army has to get ready in case of an attack, and the world has to be ready in case of an atomic bomb. You won’t be surprised when you realize that they are using an army size of 945,000 to dare anyone.

By the way, from age 15, you are qualified to be in the North Korean army. As of 2018, the size available for military service stood at 12,933,972.

To warp it up, North Korea has 5,500 war-tanks ready.



#3. China

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I am disappointed as I was expecting something more. More on that later.

The Chinese People’s Liberation Army is the armed forces of the People’s Republic of China and its founding and ruling political party, the Communist Party of China.

The PLA – Chinese People’s Liberation Army- consists of five professional service branches: the Ground Force, Navy, Air Force, Rocket Force, and the Strategic Support Force.

As of 2018, they boast an active personnel size of 2,035,000. Not just that, the amazing thing about the Chinese army is that you can only join when you are 20+, not even 18. �

Truly, I was expecting a war-tank size of 10,000. Not bad with 6,810 when you consider other ammunition they possess.



#2. United States of America

It is believed that the US has the strongest army in the world, not sure yet.

If you want to go by the books, you will discover that the United States Army is the land warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces. It is one of the seven uniformed services of the United States, and is designated as the Army of the United States in the United States Constitution.

With no certain personnel size, they have a resounding 8,730 War-Tanks in stock.




#1. Russia


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The Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces is the President of Russia. The Russian Armed Forces were formed back in 1992. And of course, without doubts, the Russian Armed Forces is one of the world’s largest military forces, with quality if you ask me.

A lot of people love the Russian Army, and as of December 2018, there was a scary Russian Military advancing Ukraine. See the video.

Amazingly, from age 18, you can join the Russia military force.

The Russian Force Strength

As of 2018, Russia had a reserve base of 2,572,500 personnel, and an active personnel standing at 1,013,628.

In case you want to guess the number of War-tanks possessed by Russia, go ahead because you won’t be far from the answer.

22, 214 is the number of war-tanks they possess.


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What do you think? For me, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. THEY VALUE THEIR CITIZENS TO THE CORE.

Before you blast anyone, be sure you know the MAIN TRUTH. Else, let the agencies do their work first. IF THERE IS A MISTAKE, THEY WILL BE RELEASED.

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I got pregnant 9 years ago while dating my current husband and then the issue of marriage came up. I wasn’t working then. He told my family and me that he does not want a court marriage for no reason.

My parents tried talking to him, I cried and begged him severally to legalize the marriage with me but he stood his grounds not to wed me in the court.

I involved his family members to help me beg him but they said he is old enough to make his own decisions.

He even refused to do a white wedding either because my church requested a court certificate, so we ended up doing only traditional marriage.

I later got tired and gave up on the matter. I was hurt and broken but I resolved to marry him like that just to save myself and my family the shame of having a baby outside wedlock.

My dad was angry and disappointed in him but he didn’t care and because of that, my dad vowed to see me as a successful and an independent woman with or without him.

After I gave birth to baby, my dad helped me secure a job with a multinational company and things started to turn around for me. I could now take care of myself and secure a good future.

Though I married my husband, I never forgave him from my heart and it made me not to do anything in my husband’s name.

We currently have three (3) kids together but all my properties are in the name of my children. I never used him as my Next of Kin either.

Just last month my company decided to transfer me to a branch in Texas and the company is willing to pay for my entire family to relocate with me.

My husband’s business is not doing well and he is willing to relocate also but we have no legal certificate to show that we are married.

Now, he wants us to go to the court to legalize our marriage and I have said “NO”. My dad has threatened to disown me if I ever go to court with him.

He’s been tagging me everywhere as a bad wife who is not loyal to her husband, spoiling my family also.

His family members have been calling me trying to persuade me but I told them I am old enough to make my own decisions also and I have stood my grounds just like h did to me 9 years ago.


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The end.

Please, what is your advice for this mother of three? Are they lessons to learn like, not marrying due to circumstances?

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"Jerry was clearly creative/inventive, and knew how stuff worked, which this is a great example of…his role was kind of “minister without portfolio”. He just helped out on tons of different things. He was very nice, pretty humble. I worked around him a few months before I heard the cartridge story…this was the testament of his friend” – Bourekas.

In 1970, Jerry Lawson joined Fairchild Semiconductor in San Francisco as an applications engineering consultant within their sales division. While there, he created the early arcade game Demolition Derby out of his garage. In the mid-1970s, Lawson was made Chief Hardware Engineer and director of engineering and marketing for Fairchild’s video game division.

There, he led the development of the Fairchild Channel F console, released in 1976 and specifically designed to use swappable game cartridges. At the time, most game systems had the game programming stored on ROM storage soldered onto the game hardware, which could not be removed.

Lawson and his team figured out how to move the ROM to a cartridge that could be inserted and removed from a console unit repeatedly, and without electrically shocking the user. This would allow users to buy into a library of games, and provided a new revenue stream for the console manufacturers through sales of these games.

In 1980, Lawson left Fairchild and founded Videosoft, a video game development company which made software for the Atari 2600 in the early 1980s, as 2600 had displaced the Channel F as the top system in the market. Videosoft closed about five years later, and Lawson started to take on consulting work.


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Unfortunately, Jerry passed on due to diabetes but we can’t just forget the 1980’s too soon. Why not? When he was with Signetics (which was bought by Philips which then spun out their chip business as NXP), he had already invented the video game cartridge by then.

Where things get cooler is that the whole game industry and many of its modern conventions came from the cartridge model. I can still remember playing “Ending Man” in 1999 or early 2000s. Being able to develop games for a platform long after the hardware release (after there is a proven audience for your game) was critical to the business model of early developers.

Also, this allowed the developer to be separate from the hardware manufacturer in terms of business strategy, branding, target audience, etc.

Remember this was pre-internet. Everything needed to be on removable recordable media in order to have new content on an unconnected in-home device.

Really, Jerry Lawson was a great developer of early video game history. Thanks, Jerry for keeping most folks busy from depression and loneliness. Surely, the Boys & Men are grateful but not thanks to Laziness.

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After the latest layoff, a dear friend of mine who is a senior HR manager counseled me to go after receptionist jobs, because I’m competing against so many younger people for the available ‘better’ paying administrative jobs in this tough economy. The story of a transformed 55 Liz, Coding Wizard, who never saw an excuse in the mirror.



After 5 years in college, I realized that what I actually wanted to do was computer science, what now having graduated?

Oh no, it is late, so, I can’t cope up. Is that your story? Well, it sounds pretty nice because you are about to see a dangerous and challenging story that will push you to the pit unless you get up and start closing in on programming.

Need a reason to?

According to Careerexplorer when analyzing an average Computer Programmer Yearly Salary in the United States, Computer Programmers earn an average yearly salary of $72,414. Salaries typically start from $33,001 and go up to $115,753.



Liz Was Thankful, but Unsatisfied

When the times were a bit good, Liz was making $15 an hour as an analog draftsman and technical illustrator, which was 30 years ago.

Fast forward to last year, she was laid off. With no other option or means of survival, she had to fight the good fight of faith for $15 an hour administrative jobs.

She was unsatisfied, I mean, how do you live on that (on the long run?). So instead of letting the world pushed her into a tiny $15 box, she changed the game by reinventing herself.



The Struggles, Chuckles into becoming a Coding Wizard, Liz Beigle-Bryant’s Journey

At 55, Liz never had a college degree, a factor that seemed against. Meaning, she needed to work out ways to foil the resume algorithms that would automatically discard hers’.

Ordinarily, starting a coding program means you will have to pay for it. And of course, we are talking about $1,000 upwards based on your tutor/ IT center.

With no hope of getting the amount of money needed to get started – $3,000, she had to start from somewhere, which meant she did a bit of surfing the internet and luckily found Codeacademy. Good news. Codecademy was/is free to get started.

With that joy, Liz started taking SQL Server courses to complement her SharePoint work. Through those classes, she found out that she was actually pretty good at coding and found it really fun.


Cut the Crab, it’s all Story now

“There is a saying that when opportunity meets preparation, there is spark”.

So, Liz at 55 went in, summoning every gut to make sure she blew coding up. Would you be glad to know that Liz is now proficient in Key web coding skills such as JavaScript, jQuery, Ruby, HTML, CSS, and Python (PHP & MySQL too), something she has helped shoot her to the head of the queue?
Liz said,

“My daily hard work on Codecademy also gave me a feeling of competence, which helped me to be confident and knowledgeable in my interviews”.
Liz’s Advice for Job Seekers

#1. Stay motivated

I also got a lot of self-esteem and motivation through streaks, badges, and points. It helped me stay resilient during the days when I was facing disappointments and kept me focused on positive activities that added the bonus of being highly marketable.



#2. ‘Live’ time, don’t kill it

A key part of the job search is staying motivated and positive during what is a pretty soul-destroying process. I once described Codecademy as “M&Ms for the mind” — it sure beats playing Mahjong, Farmville or other ways of procrastinating. I like to think of myself ‘living’ time instead of ‘killing’ time by learning to code, Liz said.

If you've got the time, you can read me on Where Liz Beigle-Bryant’s started her Journey.

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What do you think? Motivated?

For whatever reason it is. These guys played a usual gig but the gig did not work out.

So, they danced with the man’s casket and bamm, the casket fell off and wide opened. I was waiting to see the dead man come outside and slap the hell out of them.

Do you think there is something wrong with Africa or they are just unique in their own way?

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Life. Life. What is Life? What is about? Why am I here? How can I make a difference, and if I make, how long will it last? There are forever thousands of questions to ask ourselves as far as life happens on everyone.

We have had a series of famous and non-famous people in the world, the focal point is, where are they today, how many of them are remembered for the good they did, and the ones we thought we saints turned out not totally as we thought, so, what is life, why the struggle & survival battle, and why life in the first place? Get your seat belt as we ponder clearly.

Should I keep believing that there is nothing about life, after all, both the poor and the rich have the same end, death?

First of all, let’s understand that humans are nothing more than one of the thousands of different species on this planet. We, like birds or fish or dogs, live here for a period of time and then pass away.

But unlike all other species, we are distinct in one thing: We contemplate our reason for being and deduce that there must be the reason behind it. Think about it: Does a monkey ever ask, “Why am I here?” Does a whale ask “What is my purpose?” Does a goat think “Have I succeeded, am I happy?”

NO! No other species dwell on such things, right? They live their lives moment to moment. They do not plan their meals, they do not set their clocks and create their schedules, overbooking their time, so that they are constantly rushed. Only humans do these things. But why?

The simple truth is,

It is because humans and humans alone are intelligent enough to believe that there must be more. There must be a reason for this. There must be a purpose.

And that’s where we are wrong. Now here’s a strong statement that is true: Everything about you, your sense of humor, your intelligence, your creativity, your compassion, your motivation; all of what makes you YOU, will be forgotten within two generations of your death.

Let’s say today, in about 100 years to come. All the people you’ve seen, your neighbors, friends and I mean, everyone will be no more. When this happens, the question will be, what more


The Hope For Survival?

Your children will remember your love, and maybe your grandchildren but after them, you will only be a picture on a wall or a name in the annals of history. But what makes you who you are, distinct and unique, will be forgotten forever. Just like all other species. Sad.

Think about the most famous people you can. Alexander the Great, Hitler, Gandhi… What were they like? Were they rude? Were they fun to hang out with? Were they happy or depressed? Nobody today really knows.

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So what’s the point then?

The point is this. You are here for a very short period of time and the fact that you are here is an invaluable gift. So if there is stuff that’s hurting you; a bad job, a bad relationship, debt, stress… walk away from it.

Don’t let things destroy this precious gift. And don’t buy into the lie that sitting around or doing an unsatisfying job for the paycheck is going to fulfill you. It won’t.

Fact check?

That’s a system built on lies. If there is something you want to do then do it before it is too late. Do it now!

If there is a dream you want to pursue but you are thinking of failure. Well, perhaps, you are thinking of what people will say. Here is the truth, Bleep what people think about you. Since when did anybody’s opinion shape your life?

By the way, the last time I checked, putting your happiness on the shoulders of people means you will be screwed, so, do not even think about it.

If all you need to do is take a STEP or 4 steps backward, DO IT, because doing what you do not love is as good as being in a living hell.

All in all, in 100 years’ time, you will probably be forgotten, so, do all you’ve got now because there is not work in the grave.

Welcome to 12,000 Survival for month May.

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You want to note that every comment or views of people here has nothing to do with Crackclap.com.

At any point you think any contents on the Public Opinion Section hurts (or too personal) kindly visit our contact page for proper re-dress. Thanks and welcome already.

50 People on Public Opinion+

So, what would you call a girl that runs from 1 guy to another?

#1.

Dream chaser – L.T said.



#2.

A girl, it doesn’t make her a goat.

Her choices, her life – P. M



#3.

Runs Girl – Col.



#4.

Forerunner – Olu.



#5.

A runner – I.J



#6.

Hoerunner – Fa.



#7.

Run your race – Ha.



#8.

National cake – O.P



#9.

Subway – K.S



#10.

Floating vote – K. M



#11.

Searching for Mr. Right – A. B



#12.

Runner-up – K. D



#13.

Usain bolt – K.M



#14.

Move Maker – Ig



#15.

Strategic Fem Runner �‍♀️! Or Female Running Strategists! – Q.R


See the other 35 States of mInd

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Most or some Nigerians believe that Nigeria is a zoo because of the daily mishaps in the country. Now is the turn of the whole of Africa. Some Africans (based on their thoughts) now believe the whole of Africa is a complete Zoo.

A continent where Leaders are rulers and not “governors”.Just about in 2018, in South Africa, a white man’s left eye was gushed out by black farmers and now this?

Shooting your citizen simple because they are protesting against a shitty rule of government?While it is believed that the bullets are rubbers, does it not sound like a dumb-ass or a clinging cymbal that 2 persons have gone already dead?Someone even said,"why is Africa CURSED with FOOLS as leaders?Politics in Africa have always been a battlefield.Only GEJ differed"

See the live Video

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phelonrays:
5 years.....
if this is true her brain needs to be examined.....

anyways...... that's how some aunties started... which makes them professionals now...

It is real bro. Watch the live video to see. Check out the link.

WOW. Congratulations sir. I respect you deeply. I shall have your success kind of marriage too. However, I am founded on Psalm 124.


See funny clip about a 5 Year Old Girl Wants To Leave The House Because She’s Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend

https://www.nairaland.com/5163608/5-year-old-girl-wants

Really, it is funny and at the same time eye dripping. I don’t really know what the millennial are turning into. This noddle’s generation wants things to happen even when things do not want to.

How can this lovely small girl want out simply because his dad says she can’t have a boyfriend? A boyfriend, at your age, like seriously?

By the way, I don’t remember knowing anything like a “girlfriend” when I was your age sweet heart, so, where did this come from? Hhmmm.


Can you imagine, some boyfriends not even one? � � . This girl is really up top something. See Video below.

Thoughts from People

“I wish she was my daughter, I would’ve let her move out while I sneak behind her to see wth she going afterwards” – S. P

A response to S.P

“You don’t know if her boyfriends parked Benz outside to help her move out. Don’t let her go oooo… biko – Y.N

If you slap her, she will move inside… – M.Y.K



See the video as she is packing her things up.

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If you are being robbed in South Africa, HAND OVER your stuff and don’t make eye contact. Unfortunately, sometimes robbers may be high on some kind of drug and the slightest provocation may set them off to hurt you. Don’t be a hero. Your cellphone is not worth more than your life. You obviously want to avoid getting to this point, but if you are caught in this position, just hand over your stuff.

Mind you, don’t use messenger bags. And as a matter of fact, South Africa has the second highest incarceration rate of any developed country after the US.

On Paper, South Africa has a very robust and strong constitution that came into power in 1996. Her constitution protects all people in South Africa from discrimination based on race, sex, religion, national origin, sexual orientation etc.

So no one is going to openly discriminate against you, because it’s against the law, right? If your response is yes then you are in for a very big surprise.

Let’s come back. Now, what comes to your mind when you hear the word South Africa? Xenophobia, right? Okay.

While we have heard of the good things and the bad about SA, you might guess I want to talk about xenophobia. But nope, there are other issues you probably do not know about South Africa, so, let’s journey together.

To get started, let me say this. If you’ve never been to South Africa, you are missing out on the good and the bad. Yes, I mean it.
At least, Sun City seems like a beautiful place unlike anywhere else on earth, but man, if you hate flying +/- 20 hour flight then that would basically be a living nightmare for you.

Fortunately, South Africa is mostly a beautiful place. In fact, it’s stupefying gorgeous. But unfortunately they are having some crime problems right now.

A South African, EttVenter said,

“I am a South African, and yeah, maybe I just take this place for granted. It definitely is beautiful, but to me, it feels so average in comparison other places I’ve seen. The crime is a problem though. I’m lucky enough to have never been a victim of any crime here, but I won’t deny that it’s crazy.”

Another said,

“The crime is definitely not new. I was born just before the end of Apartheid and I can tell you there’s not a day in my life in which crime has not been a problem there, but it’s statistically better now than in the 90s".

That being said, it’s something South Africans have adjusted to and there are many ways that you as a tourist can remain safe and still have a wonderful trip. Brick had this to say.

Another tourist, Sered had this to say.

“I visited Johannesburg once but wasn’t allowed out of the hotel after dark and in the evenings, my (local, South-African) colleagues refused to stop for traffic lights on some roads, preferring to carefully drive through the red lights instead. These things certainly made an impression on me”.

In case you are puzzled already, well, the above is valid because wandering alone at night in Johannesburg basically invites a mugging. And unfortunately stopping at a red light in a quiet intersection may invite a high-jacking.


Nevertheless, your biggest concern as a tourist should be the crime. Tourists with their big wads of cash and expensive gadgets are of course, an easy target and because of ignorance or inexperience often get robbed.

As long as you remain in the tourist areas though, this will be rare. Again, the best thing to do is, find an agency or local to help you navigate through else you may get yourself in trouble unwittingly.

With all the points made valid, how can you avoid the crime rate in South Africa & survive as a tourist/visitor?


How To Avoid The 5th Crime Rates In South Africa As A Tourist/Visitor


#1.
Don’t Carry Cash

Spots in South Africa basically accept debit and credit cards now, so, what you want to do is go with your CC and not cash. CC means Credit Card.


#2.
Don’t Wander Alone

Apart from carrying your CC around, you want to stick with a group of people because wandering alone may invite a mugging. For the same reason don’t walk alone at night. If you must, just get a tour group and stay with them and you will be fine.


#3.
Don’t Flash Fancy Personal Belongings

This is no zone to show your $50,000 Rolex wrist watch. If you do, then come see me on the other side. What you want to do is leave fancy pieces of jewelleries and watches at home and put expensive cameras and phones and laptops in a bag. In fact, put a lock on your backpack.


#4.
Don’t Give Money to Beggars

“Please help me I have not eaten for 21 days now”. This is the lines you will hear from beggars.

Immediately you hear that, ask them this. You haven’t eaten for 21 days and you are still alive?

Don’t get me wrong. Doing good to someone (charity) is great but, to get out of trouble when there, avoid it squarely. The truth is that you’ll see a lot of them because often at times someone might be begging to distract you while someone else pickpockets you.

Aha. Ooo, you thoughts those funny videos on YouTube were lie? If you want to be straight with them, when they approach you, ask them about the program made available for them.

How or Why? It might surprise you that the South Africa Govt. has programs in place to help such sets of people.

#5.
Keep Your Doors (Car and Home) Locked at All Times

You can keep your door open and carefree in New Zeeland but not in South Africa. If you do, sorry for your belongings.

In South Africa, a thief may take the opportunity to get in and out quickly. So, you never ever want to leave things in your car – not even in the trunk or out of plain sight, because car break ins are not just rare but very common.


[i]There are more but those are the 5th ways to stay safe.[/i]

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“Back in my day, we didn’t use the internet. We just believed whatever the news media told us because we lacked archived information & critical thinking skills.

We didn’t use Amazon. We just settled for whatever was in our local general store.

We didn’t use Skype. Instead, we wrote long ass letters & trusted the postal system to get it to them before the end of the month.” – M. Dorito

Sorry man but a lot has changed. If you are on social media, you either fake it to make people believe you with 3,000 likes to show for it or get 27 likes for being realistic (relatively, I guess).


Truth Be Told…

It is not a lie that social media is a scam in its own way. How? A couple can be real antagonists at home, but on Social media? They gats show up as the best lovers we are yet to see – an imaginary world I guess.


The Whole Story
“So, I literally met my wife because I didn’t understand email. This was late 90s. I got a silly email forward and got all offended (because dumb college kid) and saw her signature at the bottom…and assumed she wrote it (no, she just didn’t turn off her signature for forwards).

So I wrote her and obviously was made to look like a fool, but we started talking anyway. That was 1998; we just celebrated our “20 years of being together” last year, and our 13th wedding anniversary is coming up.

Anyway, the funny thing about it is, when we first met “on the internet” in ’98, it was seen as very nerdy and absurd, so I’d make up some kind of story about how we met through “mutual friends”.

Now, though, meeting people “on the internet” seems almost more common than just getting into a relationship offline, so I feel entirely fine telling people how we really met these days – E. William”


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Isn’t that beautiful?


Come on now. Share your internet hook up let’s hear/learn from you.

tHAT IS so sweet. I like it.

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I don't want my picture on nairaland front page that I died in action, besides after sex it takes a while before I have the urge again

You won't die. All will be well with you if it were with your wife.

The ‘World’s Most Dangerous Bird’ attacked a Florida man after he fell in its enclosure.

We are all encouraged to follow our passion, but here is a man who was killed by giant Cassowaries bird for following his passion. Unfortunately, he died on the journey. Tears…not funny, rather a lesson or pathetic, I don’t just know for now.

“People get killed for doing what they enjoy, whether for a profession or not. This man knew the risks and did what he enjoyed, and for all, we know he didn’t mistreat the birds and he took precautions in handling the birds, or he would have been killed sooner”, a commenter said.



You know, we were to dominate the animals, how come they are the ones that have endangered us now? The Giant Cassowaries bird recently attacked and killed a man who surpassingly intruded his space.

Because everyone has his “my space”, he was unfortunately killed by this innocent but dangerous bird.

Ordinarily, the Cassowaries bird pretty much looks like an ostrich but I tell you what, the Cassowaries birds are descended from dinosaurs. Have you ever seen a dinosaur? If no then Google will help you out.


How The Giant Cassowaries Bird Killed A Florida Man

The first time of getting this information, it seemed like a chicken killed a man, and I was like, whooooa, that is weird, not knowing a giant dinosaur descendant was in a self-defense battle.

What makes Cassowaries Bird dangerous, however, are their feet. Three toes sport pointed nails. The most dangerous is the inner toe, which ends in a veritable dagger several inches long.

The Florida man was killed on Friday, and according to reports, he raised the animal on his farm, along with other exotic birds, authorities said.

According to the first reports he may have tripped or fallen and the bird got spooked. That’s all it takes. He was an old man and getting your abdomen ripped open puts you into severe shock. That’s difficult for a young person to survive.

Police identified the man as 75-year-old Marvin Hajos. Emergency medical services responded to a call at approximately 10 a.m. Friday at his farm near Alachua, Fla., according to Lt. Josh Crews of the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office.

The bird had attacked Hajos, injuring him severely. He was transported to a hospital, where he later died.

Authorities are investigating the exact circumstances that led to his death.

A woman who identified herself as Hajos’s fiancee told the Gainesville Sun “he was doing what he loved.”
The next time you think of Cassowaries Birds, think the Jurassic world.


A Clip Showing the animal in action.



Do you think this man’s passion was on the wrong side?

They don’t say whether Hajos was raising the Cassowary for business or personal reasons, but this is not the stupidest thing I have heard.

“There was a man in the U.S. — I think he was in Pennsylvania, but I’m not sure — who kept Komodo dragons in his apartment. Komodo dragons have virulent bacteria in their saliva.

They will nip the leg of a passing animal, and then return to eat the animal after the animal is overwhelmed by an infection. Naturally, the man got nipped and partially eaten before they found him” – C .M


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hmm wat do I know

I guess till when you are married, right? So, wait for your time.

How Long Should A Good Sex Last? According to a 2008 survey of sex therapists, sex is “too short” when it lasts one to two minutes. “Adequate” is three to seven minutes, and “desirable” is seven to 13. The range for “too long” went up to 30 minutes. Anything longer, like “more than 40,” will henceforth be known as “too Kanye.” – the Cut.

Just as a survey is important, we need to face reality here. And the first one is, if you’ve got a pot belly as a husband, you better get fast to the gym and lose some fats because no attractive spouse wants to cuddle with an unattractive partner. It is not religious? Don’t be an idiot, #No to over spirituality, it is nonsense, and else, cheating can be inevitable.

The second reality is the 20 answers these nice people think. However, note, some are crazy, meaning, they do not mean business.

You know, the pressure put on men to last longer in bed is epitomized in modern pop culture by rapper Missy Elliot who sings how she doesn’t want “no one-minute man,” and dancehall artist Ms. Thing who needs a “one-, two-, three-hour man.” Most men don’t want to finish first in the bedroom for fear of coming up short.


How Long Should A Good Sex Last?

#1. Mr. I. S.

At least 15min…


#2. T.B.B

I don’t think time is important, quality is all that matters… Thinking out loud.


#3. Mr. N. G

Couples are dying early because of the usage of these drugs. Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sex is 3 to 5 minutes, women are to be content with what their husbands offer them. Men are also to remember that the pestle damages earlier than the mortar.

Don’t kill yourself by yourself.

​​Maximum EXTREME RANGE of sex is 13 minutes. Stay away from Tramadol. Men pliz, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs (Sex Enhancing drugs). Depending on what side of the sex duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.



#4. L. D

3hrs 40mins



#5. Tobliz

3-5min after the romance



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#6. L.A

Until we find something better to do, or get hungry, whichever comes first, or second, third, fifth, eighth, thirteenth, twenty-first, etc. etc.



#7. S.F

5 working days.



#8. J.K
Until the womb leaves its original position.


#9. I. D
8 days, 16 hours, 44 mins and 12 seconds.


#10 M I.
Long enough to make me cum……your orgasm is your problem not mine.


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Let me guess, if you had a sweet sixteen in high school, how protective were you of her? I was in case you lost your cutting edge to protect the woman you just swore that she will be the only one in your life, how foolish. Gosh.

Well, having a beautiful thing is exciting which means we protect what we have, right?

Here in lies this little man trying to protect his orange, just as a guy will protect his beautiful girlfriend.

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Let’s get drunk with some moments of easiness. LOL means, laughing out loud. So, be prepared to tickle your fancy. If they do not tickle you, then I will think you went this way.

#1.The Badass Couple

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.

#2. Badass Husband

Hi baby, I forgot to tell you why Mosquitoes fear me. This is it
Every time I kill a mosquito, I put it next to my bed so that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!

#3. The Badass Kid
A kid asks his dad, "What's a man?" The dad says, "A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family." The kid says, "I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!"


#4. The Badass Job Seeker

Interviewer: It says in your CV that you are quick at Maths. What is 23 x 39?
Me: 69.
Interviewer: That's not even close.
Me: No, but it was quick isn't it?


#5.Best Place To Keep Money

Akpos was always stealing his mother's money anywhere she hid it. The mother, very confused about what to do, decided to talk to her husband about it:
WIFE: I don't know where to hide my money from Akpos. He has discovered all the secret places I keep my money.
HUSBAND: It's very simple. I know where you can hide the money from him. He won't know where it is.
WIFE: (excited) where?
HUSBAND: In between his school books!

What do you think of these LOL moments?

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“You reminded me of a story my grandmother once told me. Back in the 70s she worked in a locked mental health unit and had her own office. On her desk was a mechanical typewriter, the old style solid metal type, which hadn’t worked for some time.

Those things if you haven’t seen the inside of one are really complex bits of mechanical engineering.

One day she was called out of a meeting because a schizophrenic patient, a man in his 30s, had barricaded himself in the office. When they finally got back in, he told her that he’d fixed the typewriter and showed her by putting a piece of paper in and typing something.

He’d spent the time in the office disassembling the typewriter and fixing it. This was a man with barely any education and certainly no technical qualifications” – Rabman.

Raise your hands if you have ever seen a talented man that did something extraordinary. Now, here is great thinking out of the box flashlight made by a prison inmate. On the reason why it was seized, I do not know, however, the big deal is that this guy has something to offer.


What Do You Think?

For the fact that they are in prison does not necessarily mean they are worse than those outside. We know those ruling some countries that should be there but are gallivanting and looting more public funds, unpunished.

“Of essence, this guy, given the opportunity, could make a major breakthrough in science/engineering. But he probably won’t because he won’t be given that opportunity.However you can, you should strive to make more people have opportunities to do great things. You never know, they could make something that might save your life”
Flacvest.

I can’t agree more with Flacvest because there was this kid with mental health and behavioral problem, he was fond of stealing any piece of wire, battery, etc to make some crazy contraption.

From his scraps, he made a LED light attached to a USB for someone cause he knew his dime light was broken. The little man was 11.

Scary Horror Movies? Never! Ever, and No way…

There was a man that watched an incredible horror movie, up till now, in his 30s, can’t kill daddy long legs, he has to call his 10 year old daughter to deal with spiders. Can you guess the name of the scary movie? Find out later.

At another time.

There was a man that watched this movie (on the list) in a Cinema, and at the part in the movie when “that” spider runs out of the pipe it made him literally jump back in his seat throwing orange pop all over the guy behind him.



Are you ready to see the most epic horror list of movies? Get excited in anticipation. �

Really I don’t do business with horror movies talk less of thinking about researching on the top scary Horror Movies that will make me go gaga.

How I detest seeing an alien. The best I could watch which wasn’t horror though was “Predator” in early 2000. But a lot has happened since then.

As in, the horror movies we have now (modern age) are not to be compared to what we used to see, back in the days when men were boys.


#1. Arachnophobia

Good Lord, Arachnophobia was a no, no, and no for me after seeing the first scene. How could I have liked that terrifying movie?

As a kid, after seeing Arachnophobia, the first thing you probably would do is to obsessively check the toilet seat and shower to make sure there were no spiders.

The lesson here is that after seeing Arachnophobia, you will develop the habit of checking your shoes you haven’t worn in a long time, which is a pretty good thing, right?


#2. The Gate

Do you want to fly back a 20 year old into recurring nightmares? Then “The Gate” will wait for you on the other side.

What will shock your ass off is the eye in the palm of the kid’s hand!

Just a tip. If you don’t want to ruin your kid’s childhood, do not show them that moment – the eye in the palm.


#3. Alien

Alien? Nope. I hate Aliens. �

A kid once snuck (past-tense of sneak) into his parents’ bedroom, at the time the only TV in the house with HBO. They didn’t realize till the end.

Finding out he was there wasn’t really the problem, the big problem was that the little dude couldn’t sleep for a week because Alien Movie has what it takes to keep you awake just in case…they come around. �

Want to be scared a bit, get Alien and sit with a Popcorn. No bottle drink else it might be broken with your scream.


#4. Eight Legged Freaks

At times we know a movie by their name. What is the meaning of Eight Legged Freaks? It means you want to be in love with spiders.

While you might agree that this movie is classic and of course, Goodman’s character being the best, it’s believed by some that the movie is creepy, well, I can’t tell it all for others; like you.


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#5. Sleep Paralysis

From the name you should know what to expect from it. Nothing will make you freak out about signs like the “Sleep Paralysis”, and without reasonable doubts, you will sleep with the lights on for a few days…

“I have “Sleep Paralysis”, never been diddled as a kid .When I was a toddler I would scream and yell stuff in the middle of the night , pretty much saying I was abducted and shit, seeing aliens outside my window even though my room was very high off the ground on the 2nd floor.

Had nightmares/sleep paralysis if I was alone in bed. I would bug my brother or parents to sleep in their bed because if I was by myself I would have them. Had maybe 2 episodes in the last 7 years, it’s just crazy what the mind does and can do. I watched the 4th kind and it ruined me for a LONG time” - Princess K


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Richard Norris was 22 when he shot himself in the face. This was back in 1997.

He doesn't remember how or why it happened, but his mom, who was three feet away, said it was an accident. She remembers pieces of Richard’s face showering her body. This was in the living room.

The gunshot had blown off his nose, cheekbones, lips, tongue, teeth, jaw, and chin, leaving just his wide brown eyes and a swirl of nameless twisted flesh.

It is possible to hear the above and never pity Noris. But as his mother said, it was an accident.

Imagine a life without ever going out except at night, hiding your face and not being able to speak, or even eat solid food? And this was for many years.

I think this does not get worse than a man committing suicide.

There was this girl that her account was deleted at Quora only to commit suicide because Quora was now part of her life (she had followers and supports) after going through many types of abuses – rapes upon rapes – and so on (a story for another day though).

Wanna see rape cases, this is how an Asian factory girl raped and left to die.

Talking about Richard Norris, his life changed a lot, after the surgery. It’s pretty much given me my life back,” Norris said.

For the fact that Norris can actually eat using his jaw and teeth shows the growth of Medical science and what it can do.

But there is more to that we want to see. First of all, see the image of Richard Norris below to see how devastating this was.

After the gun accident, there was a silver lining solution for Norris; after science jumped in to the rescue.

Norris marked the 23rd face transplant since the procedure pioneered seven years ago. He received new teeth, tongue, and upper and lower jaw and facial tissue from the scalp to the base of the neck in what’s considered the most extensive full face transplant to date.

After 114 days after surgery, doctors at the hospital said Norris had exceeded expectations in his recovery as he was able to eat primarily by mouth, taste and smell.

See the amazing face transplant; the work of science. (See attached images)

Richard swallows three pills in the morning and two at night in order to keep his immune system at 50 percent strength—just enough to ward off common viral and bacterial infections but not so strong that his own antibodies attack his new face.

In addition to avoiding things that tax his body—everything from the sun to cigarettes. On top of that, Richard visits his doctors every month.



The Bad News

Richard Norris might need your prayers now because since 2016 his kidney function has steadily declined and gone down,” said Dr. Sean Roberts, a kidney specialist at Ochsner Medical Center in New Orleans.

As a result of this, Norris has been able to avoid dialysis so far but that could change “I would predict sometime later this year.

So that’s why we’ve been aggressively moving to try to find a living donor for him,” said Dr. Roberts. “That would be the best scenario for him to not go to dialysis but instead go straight to a kidney transplant.”



Standing in for Richard Norris

Again, Richard Norris once has to wait in patience, as a guy who’s overcome obstacles most of us could never imagine. This time, it’s a kidney.

Norris family has always relied on faith. They continue to trust that all will work out again.

“If it’s in God’s will he’ll be able to get my kidney,” said Sandra Norris. “If it’s not in God’s will I’m sure there is one out there for him.”

I strongly believe it’s not just enough to read and feel pity for Richard

Resource: https://crackclap.com/incredible-face-transplant/

Perhaps you have seen the movie “Prison Break”, and you have been waiting for an opportunity to see how to do same, this is an ample chance for you to see how to do it.

I will show you how to seemingly escape prison under 5 minutes.

Let me tell you this. You will by impressed at the intelligence of this escape.

See video - https://crackclap.com/scape-from-prison/

Vengeance makes your soul all sticky. Just kill them to prevent it from happening again, cleanly and quickly – D.M


It all happened in Bangladesh.

Now, it comes to jungle justice. I know you might say the avenger was wrong to kill the rapists. Well, if that is your state of mine the bad news is that they died as the victim only that they never experienced what they did to the murdered poor factory girl. Just read on.


There was a poor young girl who hoped to survive through the hardship and the raging storms of life.



Since employment was a matter of knowing the figureheads of the society, for her, when the opportunity showed up to work in a garments factory she didn’t hesitate to grab it. But what she never knew was that this opportunity was a snare to her land of no return- grave.


Okay, so, as times past, her male colleagues at the factory planned secretly for days to gang rape her. Based on their plan, they later found out the route the girl takes to get back home.

One day, after she finished her night shift while returning to her home, the bastards stopped her, with their manly power, forcefully, they took her to a quiet place and gang-raped her life out.

After brutally gang-raping her, they acted as true sons of the devil by leaving her to die in tormenting pains. Later she was recovered and taken to the hospital.
Unfortunately, since the brutality was just too much, the girl gave up just after one day at the hospital.

Fortunately for them, two out of the rapists were caught and convicted but the main planner, unfortunately, got away with it; not for long though.

Not more than a week after their act of molestation, the bullet-riddled body of one of the rapists/planners was found near a river in Dhaka. He was killed brutally.

Not just that. An act of revenge and the signs of vengeance were so clear on his body.

To show you how the man in the hood made it happen, a piece of paper was hanging from his neck which said: “I am the main planner of the rape”. (see attached note below)

Again, after some time, another convicted rapist who was wanted by the police was found dead with the same kind of note hanging from his neck.
There was also another rape.

The good news was that “the Punisher was in town” to take the revenge(s). The condition of the body indicated that he was tortured for a while. Then killed like a bastard.


Over to you…

Judge the avenger if you want but since the government couldn’t imagine what murder through gang-raped meant, someone that knew it took the matter into his own hands and did what was needed to be done, really? I think so.

See attached image...


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His name is Usman Gbolahan Adeleke.

The little man has been missing!!!! He is disabled and was last seen yesterday at Pikes Street Lafiaji Lagos Island, Lagos State Nigeria.
He went with other kids yesterday during 'Judas' Celebration and didn't return.

Please if seen, contact Mrs Dupe Adelekan 08033272771

Please, let's help push to the front page so we can have a quick solution.



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Question: [/b]Breathing through the mouth is just eating air.

[b]Answer: bro, that’s gay

Those were the first lines that got me cracking.

This one felt like a meme.

Thoughts: If it becomes a crime, then there’s is going to have to be a part of the police force dedicated to preventing blowjobs and eating out. What kind of sad losers are going to be willing to enforce that?

Now, for all satanic Homo sapiens, it is a piece of bad news as Uganda has stood up for morality.

The president of Uganda has said he wants to ban the nation’s citizens from practising MouthAction because ‘the mouth is for eating’. President Yoweri Museveni blamed ‘outsiders’ for trying to convince Ugandans to perform MouthAction on one another – and said he was issuing a public ‘warning’ about it.

This is what he told the press.

“Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders. One of them is what they call MouthAction. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is,’ he said”.

Let’s face reality.

How did kissing even come to be? Wanna know?

It is believed that the kiss originated from our primitive female maternal ancestors who fed their babies by chewing food and “open mouth delivering it” through a kiss to the baby.

In conclusion,

Museveni signed the Anti-Homosexuality Act in 2014, making it illegal to be gay in Uganda. Ugandans risk life imprisonment if they are found to be having regular gay sex. The act also made it a criminal offence not to report someone for being gay.

It is rather unfortunate that many world powers are not supporting this.


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While Christians all over the world are celebrating the resurrection of Jesus, Easter, faraway in Sri Lanka, hundreds of innocent worshippers and individuals are feared dead.The toll in a string of blasts on Sunday at churches and hotels in Sri Lanka has risen to at least 215, including 35 foreigners, a police official told AFP.

A hospital source said Americans, British and Dutch citizens were among those killed in the six blasts, which also injured 450 others.As irritating as it sounds, it turns out that this is the seventh attack to hit the country on Sunday.

The earlier six blasts targeted three Sri Lankan churches and three luxury hotels, wounding more than 450, hospital and police officials said, following a lull in major attacks since the end of the civil war 10 years ago, according to Reuters.In just one church, St. Sebastian’s in Katuwapitiya, north of Colombo, more than 50 people had been killed, a police official told Reuters, with pictures showing bodies on the ground, blood on the pews and a destroyed roof.

Media reported 25 people were also killed in an attack on a church in Batticaloa in Eastern Province.The three hotels hit were the Shangri-La Colombo, Kingsbury Hotel and Cinnamon Grand Colombo. It was unclear whether there were any casualties in the hotels.Nine foreigners were among the dead, the officials said.


Why Sri Lanka? The Strength of Christians there?

Out of Sri Lanka’s total population of around 22 million, 70 percent are Buddhist, 12.6 percent Hindu, 9.7 percent Muslim, and 7.6 percent Christian, according to the country’s 2012 census.

In its 2018 report on Sri Lanka’s human rights, the US State Department noted that some Christian groups and churches reported they had been pressured to end worship activities after authorities classified them as “unauthorized gatherings.”


Meanwhile, countries across the globe, including India, the US, Russia, Germany, France, New Zealand, Pakistan and Bangladesh, expressed shock and condemnation over the deadly blasts.

President Ram Nath Kovind and PM Narendra Modi said New Delhi stood in solidarity with the island nation. Pakistan PM Imran Khan tweeted that his country "stood in complete solidarity with Sri Lanka in its hour of grief".


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