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typicalgamer:Long time |
guobe:If they pay and motivate teachers accordingly, then its ok |
Nigerians generally know how to take and take... Give.. Mba.. Not just wives but friends should be able to do this |
Jennyclay:Dear, what are you guys earning |
What are you earning |
Una sell dying product the bought back dying product, play with nigerians money instead of calling doctor china to the resque. |
With the current state of the economy, working from morning till night for lesser value while commodities prices multiply, isnt that death? Death isnt just when the heart stops, when your pocket fails you as a hard working person, thats heart attack, when the economy fails a high percentage of its legit workers and afvours touts and people in shady businesses.... Thats already death. |
madridguy:But you support people whos are indirectly involved in killing and violence against youth.. Mofo ooo |
Una think tinubu made lagos, where did you put lagosians |
Ur all mentally repressed/deprived, primary school projects, yall are like awwwwn, this is the result of several factors... China and other leading countries keep pumping una heads with nonsense, your tiktok will rather show a girl shaking yanch than a teacher explaining pressure equilibrium in a closed system. Graduates that should be building drones as toys/surveillance /medical and warfare purposes are relegated to entering gutter and crossdressing doing shit in the name of comedy, doing yahoo and feeling making it in life is all about ill gotten wealth, doing factory work after years of joblessness, doing olosho buying and selling std, doing pos business /uber/touting, politics and military in the name of extortion.... Lest i forget arguing football and betnaija. Adults that should be correcting them are busy telling them to get money by all means, asking a female you sent to school without money to send home money to feed siblings (olosho conversion), male students to do the same (cultists, robbers, kidnappers, ritualists, political touts are made) Mind you.. Good leadership would repair all this but i guess we africans love to suffer as long as we have people to blame, lets go ahead with the religious fanatism, tribalism, nepotism.... Dont worry, we would blame the devil(invisible and non existing entity that is credited with all thats bad.) |
Barney11:Exactly, when this people shout tifnubu, im like do they enjoy suffering? |
Do you know the difference between creation and extortion, you design a world where all are taxed in multiple but unaccountable ways and an individual with his loyalists share a huge percentage of the milked amount.No matter what you are being paid.... You are being shortchanged.. |
Because u aint used to adultery or furnication yet, you are getting there ![]() |
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Kagd10:Ok |
Kagd10:Lol....at least i have and know him, all this pikin wey dey resemble their neighbour go open mouth talk, ask ur mama who born u Hand de shake, Leg de shake, Person wey no well Still de shout emilokan ![]() |
Lies, how una take charge the bus |
Kagd10:It takes a doctor to know a man is feeble? It didnt take an economist to know most nigerians have been suffering financially, this man should be resting hand spending time with his grandkids, buhari was packaged for us computer village style (old phone in new case) and we saw how many times hes had to travel for repairs, no matter how much uve been paid to package another feeble entity, abeg consider us nigerians that have been pushed to d edge, get sense |
Angel55555:Usually 500 |
Kagd10:He should improve his health first, if tinubu dies, boko haram creator becomes president |
ThinkSmarter:Ur conscience is no more |
berlusconib2:How exactly |
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IbrahimSkiba:Thats what she said. |
She hasnt got attention in 3 months, shes getting sick, plenty people quit, dem no need announce am but toto dicke ehn.... |
Angel55555:He formerly put 40k,lowest price he can get a good and clean one with an original toks pad is 50 to 55, the toks pad alone is worth about 5 to 6k,i guess me pointing out his act of wanting premium for un premium price made him adjust a little, we that are into the business self dey buy am like 40k console alone from container, this was yesterday.
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Jaiye,a young man in his early thirtys known as Dj Willy jay was in his small studio,wondering out loud why with his gift of sound and music he is only being called to perform small parties and they are usually children birthdays,he sat down on the sofa in the studio while drinking Garri with fish, 2 minutes later he received a call from his girlfriend she was asking for money to make her hair and buy postinor 2 pills he asked how much and she said 20K, he replied "as for the hair she it's time to cut it ,low cut fits you die and as for the pills maybe you should keep the belle,when you born it, I go kill am myself", she insulted him and cut the call, he cut the call saying she things hes stupid, just 6 sessions of romp and shes saying shes pregnant, is that how easy it is to get pregnant.He continues his meal, then a friend knocks, he hid the garri and fish by the window while asking who it was, his friend entered, after some small talk the friend said he met someone on the way that sold him a chain then told him to sel it to whoever hes going to meet, he brought out the chain with a ring as pendant, it was made of iron,Jaiye looked at his friend and said,i will share my food with you for the chain,his friend hissed while he strolled to the window to get the food,unfortunately it had poured to the floor,he turnedback looked at his friend with anger shouting "nkan se mi"(something has done me),he was greatly pained by the loss of the food then gave his friend 4 #200 notes he kept in seperate places in his studio after asking him to close his eyes. His friend left and he wore the iron chain ,continued trying to make music but slept off briefly after a few minutes,he woke hearing voices like 20 people talking at the same time,he was disoriented,one of the voices stood out,tells him to close his eyes and listen,he kept looking round but finally succumed and closed his eyes to concentrate and listen,the voice started to hail him with his household name and ended it with abeti erin..{Elephats ears},asked him why he hasnt wondered how he could hear sounds clearer than others and hear things so far away,told him there is a secret about his family and the house hes living but he cant continue talking to him for long he should go to anywhere high ashiri would continue talking to him as long as he has the chain on. He couldnt beleive what was happening so he took a half consumed bottle of alomo bitters(liquor)shook it a little while inquisitively moving his head left and right as if trying to look for impurities in the remaining dring,he eventually threw it to the corner of the room and building briskly,the crowd voices were still ringing in his head but not as loud as before as he walked towards mama Ngozis table where she sells rice and beans on opposite side of the road,"mama de mama" he said,trying to get on her good side a little since he is one of her chronic debtors,"mama,why noise plenty like this,abi den dey do party for una house,why una no tell me?",she looked at him from his feet to his head thinking its one of his ways of starting conversation in order to buy more food on credit,she replied "which noise de ur papa house,my two thousand six hundred dey ur hand u never pay,you con dey hear noise,abi you dey mad?" ,he ran before she could hold him as she moved towards him shouting back at her "no kill yourself,even nigeria owe money, as fat as you are see how fast you run..kirokodile",he laughed as he ran away. There was a 3 storey church building down the road,he went to the balcony on the top floor to see if theres an invisible force called asiri that would talk,after waiting 20 minutes while eating groundnut with no luck,he decided he must have taken too much liquor.On turning,he looked round and saw a hill few streets away was even higher than,he took started walking towards it,on getting there,all was still the same,he was disappointed till he felt the chain getting warm,he wanted to remove it but he felt powerless,the wind grew stronger and in that moment of fear he heard a voice and understood who asiri was,he discovered he didnt need to come this high,all he had to do was close his eyes and listen to the whisper of the wind,he felt greatly relieved,he figured the crowdy voices he had been hearing were actually secrets of peoples private lives,whether it was them thinking of it or telling confidants he didnt know,he was told he has a journey to make,he didnt know who was talking but the message was clear enough,it was a short but distant journey,short because it takes 5 seconds ,distant because its a journey of 50 years,he laughed at the confused voice,"abi you go drink my remaining alomo?" he laughed. He learnt a few things from the voice before the wind speed decreased,the wind told him he had access to 5 places but no matter what,the fifth place shouldnt be entered,if he could discover his tasks and do them,he has a lot of gold waiting for him,he got home and put things he might need in his backpack,he held his last #2600 wondering which bus station he should go,he locked the door and got to the street before he remembered the last instruction,whe went back to his door,took out the ring from the chain which was now glowing silver,knocked on his door once,he turned the handle,without the key the door opened,he entered and to his suprise,this wasnt his house. He looked round and saw old furnitures,old books,reading glasses,on the wall there were certificates and awards of belonging to someone of high mental prowess,that made him very sure the room isnt his,they belonged to a Prince Professor L. F. O. Obika was born in Agbor, Delta State, Nigeria on February 19, 1950 to His Royal Highness, Obi Obika Agbobu Gbenoba, the Obi of Agbor, Delta State. After his secondary school education at Ika Grammar School, Agbor in 1967, he gained admission into the University of Ibadan in 1968 and graduated with a B.Sc. (Physiology) in 1972. He had just accepted the post of Junior Research Fellow in Physiology at the University of Nigeria, Enugu Campus 2 weeks ago.Jaiye was a bit impressed,not sure where he was yet,he walked outside and it was a mind blowing experience,he saw people wearing bell bottom and lots of people walked around with old radios close to their ears,he asked a midddle agedman sitting on the staircase of the next building what was going on,he stired at him like he was looking at a mad man,Just last 3 weeks Yakubu changed our legal tender to naira from pounds,what a smart man,he presided over a controversial Nigerian Civil War and delivered the famous "no victor, no vanquished" speech at the war's end in an effort to promote healing and reconciliation,today a plane crashed in Kano, Nigeria killing 176 people.I am listening to my radio to know the careful steps this great man would take,then the man continued paying attention to the old radio he held close to his left ear,Jaiye saw a copy of what looked like a low budget magazine,it was the punch newspaper,it had black and white image of the accident but most importantly,it had todays date...23rd of january 1973.. |
I want a very clean Toyota corolla, no faults, toks, never been repaired, my budget is 450,340k |
WVTech:Lol, you are specifying price and condition... |
Why the corpse de smile |
apache22b:Lol @ tinubu being young and energetic... Na money for agbado dem give u? |
Romanoff:You just described what majority of Nigeria women are not |
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