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A nun went to see a doctor for the result of her urine test. But they got mixed up. So when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried “Oh my God” we can’t even trust candles now!

I wish you the same

Sex can be Athletic: Oh Faster, Faster

Sex can be Confusing: Oh yes, Oh no

Sex can be Religious: Oh my God, oh my God

Sex can be Deadly: Oh, you’re wounding, you’re wounding me

There was a beggar who used to sit near a bank. He usually held a plate when begging. One day he changed the plate to two. A curious man, who used to give the beggar money, saw him with two plates and this surprised him. He went to the beggar and dropped money in both plates. He then asked the beggar why he was holding two plates. The beggar answered saying, “my son, business has not been too good for me, and so I decided to open a branch office”.

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother “mummy, today in school, I was punished for something I didn’t do”. The mother exclaimed, but that’s terrible, I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way , what was it that you didn’t do?
The little girl replied my home work.

1 Abstinence: If you don’t need to be at a campaign rally, simply avoid going there. Statistically speaking, the more rallies you attend, the more you are likely to be injured, robbed or even shot. The focus of security personnel at rally sites is usually the executives. Ordinary citizens are on their own.

2. Know your neighbours: While at the scene of a campaign rally, mind who you interact with. If you see some young men getting high on alcohol or drugs, you should avoid them immediately. Avoid danger as much as possible.

3. Take note of verbal clues: If your neighbours at a rally are loud, boisterous and threatening, don’t wave them off as area boys. You should interpret their verbal clues as threatening and leave their vicinity. Verbal violence is a prelude to physical violence. The British call it giving a dog a bad name to justify your hanging it.

4. Don’t be a peace maker: If a fight breaks out, don’t assume the role of a peace maker and try to separate the combatants. You should quickly leave the spot or even leave the rally site entirely. Your family needs you at home alive and well. The point here to note is that most persons injured or killed in public fights are usually not the intended victims.

5. Assume prone position: When shooting breaks out at a rally, duck your head until you reach a safe place, and then lie flat on the floor. The reason you can’t lie flat in the open is that persons might trample you to death. As we all know about the incident of January 2001 when about 1000 persons were trampled to death at the Oke-Afa carnal while fleeing from the Ikeja bomb blast.

6. Use parked car as cover: When Shooting breaks out; you may use any parked car as cover. Listen to the direction of the gunshot, and then duck behind a car in the opposite direction. If the shooting is from all sides, then crawl under the car.

7. Identify yourself: In the event of an outbreak of campaign violence, if the law enforcement agents approach you where you are taking cover, bring out your Identity card and raise it for them to see, then you announce I’m innocent. In a street level tactical situation, with the adrenaline pumping. Law enforcement personnel must make split “Shoot” or “don’t shoot” decisions. So you make it abundantly clear that you are innocent in order to avoid tragedy.

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