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Jay is in front of her PC

"My own"
_{The meaning of your name}

Omo Eko:
what is that suppose to mean
and u need to stop criticizing.
i bet u are igbo too

Hey am not criticizing anyone that's what he does and everyone knows it.

Baby jay

I wish you will prepare something yummy for me

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Kola Dead

I know him very much. he the producer of "Ikan be" a popular Yourba programme which exposes the diabolic lifestyle of Nigerians expecially Yourbas.

Too bad he's dead

You de craze oh!

who de do over night browsing

I'll prefer being rich now am young so i can establish investments so that my family dowm to the 10th generation lack.

Where are gunners?
you all should hang your head in shame.
common backburn

Hmmm

Let me leave both of them
who knows something might come out of this romance

what's popping in here

A certain church was in need of a new bell-ringer. A guy with no arms comes along and says hey! I can do it.
But you’ve got no arms, you can’t do this job says the church leader
The new applicant shouted back sure I can I’ll do it with my mouth
So the church hired him and he began his bell-ringing the following day
Unfortunately for him, the bell was too heavy for him and since he was making use of his mouth it tossed him out of the window and splatters him dead. A few minutes later, a large crowd gathers round him.
Who is that guy? One person asks
I don’t know says another, but his face sure rings a bell.

A guy went to the doctor to get the result of a health check. The doctor says I’ve got good news and bad news which do you want first?

Guy: good news first

Doctor: ok you got 24 hours to live

Guy: dang! What’s the bad news?

Doctor: I should have told you yesterday

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
What seems to be the problem he asked?
The wife began talking over an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her picked her up by her shoulders and kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards the wife sat there speechless.
He looked at the husband who was staring in disbelieve at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband: your wife needs that at least twice a week
The husband scratched his head and replied “I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays

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Peru


U

It's been quite long

_{i don't fancy them much}

A me fe sun!

_{I don tire}

On Tuesday



You?

It's housa

Ore mi

Earlier today


Why haven't you made any confession yet?

Leakan

Wail

Nancy

Labam-bam

Oh!
sorry pele shae ti gbo?

@Omogenaija
I guess you got carried away

My child