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Eat than starve

Yea she's online i don't know why she isn't posting

Nothing.
or do you have mixed feelings?

Jaybaby

Where's she?

Liverpool


M

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I came up with the idea so it's going to be me

Why don't we all choose someone to be the last person .
co's if we continue this way in ten years time, we'll still be looking for the last person

At a Sunday service a Pastor was ministering to his congregation

Pastor: Brethren, if you want a model of love, open your bibles to Luke 10: 30-37

Congregation: yes the good Samaritan

Pastor: If you want a model of Forgiveness open to Luke 15: 11-32

Congregation: Yes the prodigal son

Pastor: if you want a model of Generosity open to Luke 21: 1-4

Congregation: The widow’s contribution

Pastor: But if you want a model of how brothers should not treat themselves where should one go?

Congregation: Ife and Modakeke or Niger Delta these are places in Nigeria

A guy took his girl friend to a night club. after several hours, he asked her how she was feeling.
the girl answered saying am feeling fantastic how about you?
he replied am feeling cokeastic

Am cool

How was you sunday?

LadyT:
Forget being a virgin. NEVER HAVE SEX to get you somewhere. It will forever hang over your head. Please don't do it. God will guide you to where you need to be. Dont allow yourself to be abused.

That's why females should be properly enlightened on this particular issue so they won't fall into the hands of irresponsible people all in the name of becoming a top model.

Knock knock knock!!!

hi every one

It was Sandy’s birthday, Sandy and her friends were blowing balloons for the party later on, after running out of balloons she went into her mum’s room and got out what she thought were balloons she went into her mum’s room and got out what she thought were balloons not knowing they were condoms.
When she and her friends finished decorating the room, her mum and her older teenage sister came back form shopping. Recognizing what it was, her mum started shouting at her sister NAWOOOOOO ASHSHAWOOOOO. And started beating her severely, Sandy rushed down and asked what was going on and her mum asked her where she got the decorations from.
Sandy said Mama I got it from your room

Why didn't you ask if Armed robbery was a sin

I wish you knew she isn't here

It's ok
you didn't hurt any feelings infact it's a nice one

Epilogue 4

Cont'd of fallen angels to the devil

Fallen Angels: How do we decieve her sir

Devil: You know the woman can't keep her eyes off those apples

Fallen Angels: Yes sir we notice that also

Devil: that's the plan we gonna use the apples to decive her

Fallen Angels: You're so clever sir. i know it will work

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Madrid
Those bunch of over feed cats, they can't do more than a dead flea

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Word

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I'll advise you to forget about that girl.
there's no point dating someone you don't trust.
it's not worth it.

You're right mamaput.
that's why we're so curious in finding out who your lover is

For me, my mum comes first

Virginity is like a precious diamond which you must give to one person at a time.
a person who will cherish it and love you for giving him such a precious gift.

so now tell me, if you have this special opportunity would you give it to some street miscrants who don't even know the value of what you're giving to them all in the name of becoming a top model?
that's something you shouldn't even think of.

I'll advise you to take it easy with him so he won't see you as a cheap person
Love is about emotions no doubt about that.

but at the same time, you diginity is also at stake. they way you act towards him will determine the kind of person you are.
if you've tried without any luck, then forget about him it's for your own good.