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Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 3:22pm On Nov 09, 2010
johnterry4:
CREAMISH,AM A GUY.I STAYED WITH GUYS IN D SAME ROOM IN MY UNI DAYS SO I KNW WHAT AM SAYING.BESIDES,I HAVE FRIENDS U GYM.THESE GUYS COMPLAIN OF THE SAME THING.ASK ANYONE WHO HAS DATED GUYS WHO GYM.ASK SPIKEDCYLINDER(NO OFFEINCE).
. .so u DID have a personal encounter! tongue

nwayz . . . .some guyz r well endowed n some arnt . . Bisceps isnt a determinant for a d*c*k size . . same way uv seen some well toned men wit teeny willies . .is d same way iv seen some round dudes wit pin-sized willies as well. (check you-tube) grin
Romance › Re: Should I Stay Or Leave? by Creamish(f): 2:33pm On Nov 09, 2010
dont do either . . but allow urself date someone here cos hez doin d same n even has a child to prove it to u . . stop being faithful to some1 who clearly dosnt deserve it.
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 2:32pm On Nov 09, 2010
johnterry4:
SO SOME WOMEN NOW BELIEVE THAT MUSCLE IS EVERYTHING.MY DEAR LADIES PARASITES,MUSCLES DOESNT TRANSLATE TO MONEY,GOOD SEX AND FIDELITY SO Y HAVE U PARASITES REFUSED TO STOP CHASING SHADOWS.BESIDES,MUSCULAR GUYS HAVE SMALL DII,CKS
speaking from a personal encounter?
Romance › Re: Does Love Exist Over The Net? by Creamish(f): 2:00pm On Nov 09, 2010
2 of my friends got hooked online . . now they r married. it works for some, dosnt work for others . .but either ways, ul need to meet physically before anything serious should happen cos u cant fully know know someone thru the phone or internet.
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 1:53pm On Nov 09, 2010
so go get urs! tongue
Romance › Re: Who Has The Guts To Repost It! (male & Female ) by Creamish(f): 1:48pm On Nov 09, 2010
1. Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with?
err . . . nope

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
can i add more? mid-morning, late evening, rainy afternoon . . .d list is endless! cheesy

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Naa

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lolz . . .nope

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
hmm. . . . both . .add d pool as well wink

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive mos def!

7. Do you love someone on NL?
well . . kinda

8. Love or Money?
Love

9. Credit cards or cash?
Cash

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
yeah

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
now lemme see . . .zoo,stairs,bush . . . *still thinkin bout d weirdest* grin

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
wat? shocked

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
naa . . lookn forward to it tho' cheesy

15. Ever been to a bar?
ya

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
naa

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
never been drunk

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet . . grin

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
yea

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
yea

21. Ever been to an adult store?
lolz . . . nope

22. Bought something from an adult store?
naa

23. Have you been caught having sex?
never . .(always had perfect timing) cool

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
well . . yeah . . .sex video embarassed

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
cant remember grin

26. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
dey all av . .
Romance › Re: Why Are Parents Always Against Their Sons Marrying Ijebu Ladies ? by Creamish(f): 1:33pm On Nov 09, 2010
rily? dint know . . . i guess ur wrong bout d "always" word . . .


BTW . .did it happen to u? huh
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 1:29pm On Nov 09, 2010
^^

u see? bid for Doyin never start meanwhile ammunition don de go round . .  grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by Creamish(f): 1:25pm On Nov 09, 2010
tkb417:
if person read this now, den go think say i be your Oga truly

na you dey reign, me dey follow cheesy
which one be boiled pammy?

this creamish, i go whoze u oh tongue
warrahell! . .dis bros never see ma entourage b4 . . . u go fear naa . . try approach my end unto whozing levels. . .na ur story we go watch for Crime & Investigation channel cool
Romance › Re: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by Creamish(f): 1:20pm On Nov 09, 2010
amefi:
long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
. .funny . . never knew guyz hiss like dat . . undecided
Romance › Re: Y R Gurls Like Dis? Told Her D Truth And She Left Me. by Creamish(f): 1:17pm On Nov 09, 2010
Madukaele:
I meet someone recently but due to past experiences with women i had to tell her am a player cos i noticed ladies love players, and she did, but after sometime i found out i got to tell her d truth ,which i did by telling her am a virgin and will keep it till i get married but d funny thing is dat she has left me. Y r gurls like dis ?y dont d like male virgins, even d female virgins dont want anything to do with us male virgins. dis world is sick. seriously sick. I HATE LOVE.
total BS . . . super story.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Creamish(f): 12:42pm On Nov 09, 2010
@ KenGali . . no offence taken. wink
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 12:35pm On Nov 09, 2010
Odunnu:
Chamotex for $2000, i'm sure you need to take a course on negotiating. That guy is < or =N32.50K
imagine bidding dollars for chamotex.
. . means he played his cards according to our plan . . .dat way, i dont av to fight nobody for him. . .


if only chicks felt dat same way for Doyin13 . . . lolz . . .we go c fight here when hiz bid starts.  grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by Creamish(f): 12:09pm On Nov 09, 2010
jay bee:
hmmmmmmmmm
Oga TKB shocked shocked shocked
. .no mind am . .na early symptoms of consuming boiled pammy . . grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Creamish(f): 11:44am On Nov 09, 2010
tkb417:
^^^^
hehehehe

na wa for u Creamish joh

your body too dey hawt abeggi. wetin grin grin

like seriously, im supposed to marry next year if my ojukokoro will allow me
all d best den . .hope your ojukokoro permits.  wink
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 11:42am On Nov 09, 2010
lolz . . .Jumbo . . im betting $2000 for Chamotex.


I need to jazz maself up wellishly b4 attemptin to bid for Doyin! grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Creamish(f): 11:17am On Nov 09, 2010
tkb417:
errrm

i didnt talk about Obama and Americans

i used IBB/OBJ and so your post is invalid!
when a man/woman marries has got nothing to do with age; convenience, maturity and ability to keep a spouse are the ingredients

only the society rejects jump unto marriage cos the next door neighbour just signed the dotted lines

and about the smoking and drinking spat, where did you get that?

maybe i shouldnt have allowed Jomo Gbomo put me on the thread. Now ure of the reasons NLders assume fake identities so people dont start bandying fake gists about them
i reiterated on that thred some of the things put up there were not TRUE but u disregarded to make points

This thread is not about me so kindly de-emphasize tkb and address the issue/s
dayokanu talked bout Obama . . my bad . . but im sure u know Obj, IBB and Obama all have d same stated reason in common . . .

. .about the smoking n drinkin aspect, ur health matters if u want to have a good time wit ur young kids at an old age . . if u dont c it dat way, quel domage.  undecided

. . about Jomo n d trash u said . . watz d fake gist? dat I said u said Obama? so wat? i misquoted . . wat makes Obama any different from IBB and OBJ? no b president all of dem b? . . .it's not all about ur big grammer n debate-like finish . . . im making a point u'v totally refused to c and totally decided to misunderstand . .

. .moving on now . .  get married whenever u wish. sheesh!
Romance › Re: How To Lose A Guy That Wont Just Understand That Its Over by Creamish(f): 11:02am On Nov 09, 2010
mykali:
She's been pitying him for 3 years? Then She ain't serious about leaving.

Dump his azz and issue him a police restraint to stay away. What's so difficult?
Have to say i agree wit u . . . 3 yrs no b beans . . . i cant stay wit someone i cant bare for a month . . and shez done 3 yrs undecided . . . . If shez truly fed up wit him, she needs to hold out strong and firm . . no swayin at d slightest goo-goo eyez or pestering calls . . .he'll even tually leave when he realises it over for good.
Romance › Re: Girls; Do U Like Tattooed Guy? And Why? by Creamish(f): 10:59am On Nov 09, 2010
Im not crazy about tattooz or piercings on a guy . . .   cool
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Creamish(f): 9:49am On Nov 09, 2010
@Tkb . . watever rocks ur boat . . go ahead n marry at 45 and have ur first child at 48 . . . lets hope u become a president too since for u, Obamaz basically all d reason y late marriages for men makes a whole lotta sense. U think a naija old man and a yankee old man will av d same agility . . . u better start eating healthy, stop smoking n drink less system damagin concussions.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by Creamish(f): 9:25am On Nov 09, 2010
lolz . .spelt as pronounced . . . prolly has an accent grin
Romance › Re: Pls What Does It Mean? by Creamish(f): 6:04pm On Nov 08, 2010
cescky:
am supposed to see this gir that i like so much, i called her an fixed an appointment for us, and shes goes "eh why is it that i want to see her, afterall last time we saw i was just looking at her" what does she expect me to say ?? or do?? huh huh ladies pls your response will be well appreciated.

in other other words when a lady says "afterall you were just looking at me last time we saw" = ?? ladies pls help break this down
it means u were devastatingly BORING and a repitition could be suicidal for her. I'l prolly get "no response" if i asked wat happened during your visit.  grin
Romance › Re: I Am Waiting For The Day Two Nairalanders Will Invite Us To Their Wedding. by Creamish(f): 5:52pm On Nov 08, 2010
spikedcylinder:
Thank you! I remember what was done to hotstepper. Better keep stuff under wraps before awon aye get involved. cheesy cheesy
Creamimi. tongue wink
no wonder i hvnt seen hotstepper in a while . .  undecided . . . . ah well . . .  lipsrsealed 's d best!


BTW . . .culda sworn i saw an "r" in d middle of corky's location . .  grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by Creamish(f): 4:55pm On Nov 08, 2010
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=544828.msg7102816#msg7102816 date=1289230878]afribeauty , madam i can tell by the way u spellls that u from the village, r u related to Onstelly? (no oofeinse) undecided[/quote]. . . and urs is Queens english?
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by Creamish(f): 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2010
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=546913.msg7101912#msg7101912 date=1289222478]I agree. They dont giv us enough punnny on demand.

Demand dont meat supply: (McDOnalds Economic Theory: 1972, Volume 6, page 9)
[/quote]lolz . . still fresh in ur memory ehn? prolly ur project topic grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Creamish(f): 4:25pm On Nov 08, 2010
tkb417:
it doesnt matter
rily? . . . i was of d opinion dat at ur retirement, ur child shulda been done with university . . . so u dont av to beg to educate him . . u shuldnt b too old to play with ur child . . or too dull to remember pythagorean theorem . . .  it does matter!
Romance › Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by Creamish(f): 4:09pm On Nov 08, 2010
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=544828.msg7101962#msg7101962 date=1289222908]Prooofs me point, They will nevar act as ladies, EVER!. How the hell are we supose to get punny if we dont ask for number? undecided

WE GIVE UP!!!!! angry
[/quote]. . oh brother! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Creamish(f): 3:59pm On Nov 08, 2010
ITbomb:
When most ladies are near 27 and still unmarried they suddenly realize that body no be firewood. Some turn born again others now remember committment to one partner.
The funny part is that this is the time their agemates(guys) are just starting to have serious fun
. . . yeah . . and when they finally decide to get married, they'd be retired before their child turns 10 . . how smart!
Romance › Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by Creamish(f): 12:23pm On Nov 08, 2010
grin grin . . . *laughing terribly at a particular post!* . . hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!! * my ribs* grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I Am A Jealous Man And Want To Stop It. by Creamish(f): 12:17pm On Nov 08, 2010
U need to relax dude . . . mayb ur girl talks too much . .she prolly tells u d number of winks she gets daily or the kinda mails she gets or ur fond of calculating d number of calls she receives per day. . .

Talk to her bout the things she does dat gets  u envious n for Pete's sake, date someone in ur level to avoid complex issues!

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