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johnterry4:. .so u DID have a personal encounter! ![]() nwayz . . . .some guyz r well endowed n some arnt . . Bisceps isnt a determinant for a d*c*k size . . same way uv seen some well toned men wit teeny willies . .is d same way iv seen some round dudes wit pin-sized willies as well. (check you-tube) ![]() |
dont do either . . but allow urself date someone here cos hez doin d same n even has a child to prove it to u . . stop being faithful to some1 who clearly dosnt deserve it. |
johnterry4:speaking from a personal encounter? |
2 of my friends got hooked online . . now they r married. it works for some, dosnt work for others . .but either ways, ul need to meet physically before anything serious should happen cos u cant fully know know someone thru the phone or internet. |
so go get urs! ![]() |
1. Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with? err . . . nope 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? can i add more? mid-morning, late evening, rainy afternoon . . .d list is endless! ![]() 3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Naa 4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? lolz . . .nope 5. Shower or bath while having sex? hmm. . . . both . .add d pool as well ![]() 6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Agressive mos def! 7. Do you love someone on NL? well . . kinda 8. Love or Money? Love 9. Credit cards or cash? Cash 10. Have you ever wanted a best friend? yeah 11. Camping or a 5 star hotel? 5 star hotel 12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? now lemme see . . .zoo,stairs,bush . . . *still thinkin bout d weirdest* ![]() 13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? wat? 14. Have you ever been to a strip club? naa . . lookn forward to it tho' ![]() 15. Ever been to a bar? ya 16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? naa 17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you? never been drunk 18. Had sex in a movie theater? Not yet . . ![]() 19. Had sex in a bathroom? yea 20. Have you ever had sex at work? yea 21. Ever been to an adult store? lolz . . . nope 22. Bought something from an adult store? naa 23. Have you been caught having sex? never . .(always had perfect timing) ![]() 24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? well . . yeah . . .sex video ![]() 25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name? cant remember ![]() 26. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? dey all av . . |
rily? dint know . . . i guess ur wrong bout d "always" word . . . BTW . .did it happen to u? ![]() |
^^ u see? bid for Doyin never start meanwhile ammunition don de go round . . ![]() |
tkb417:warrahell! . .dis bros never see ma entourage b4 . . . u go fear naa . . try approach my end unto whozing levels. . .na ur story we go watch for Crime & Investigation channel ![]() |
amefi:. .funny . . never knew guyz hiss like dat . . ![]() |
Madukaele:total BS . . . super story. |
@ KenGali . . no offence taken. ![]() |
Odunnu:. . means he played his cards according to our plan . . .dat way, i dont av to fight nobody for him. . . if only chicks felt dat same way for Doyin13 . . . lolz . . .we go c fight here when hiz bid starts. ![]() |
jay bee:. .no mind am . .na early symptoms of consuming boiled pammy . . ![]() |
tkb417:all d best den . .hope your ojukokoro permits. |
lolz . . .Jumbo . . im betting $2000 for Chamotex. I need to jazz maself up wellishly b4 attemptin to bid for Doyin! ![]() |
tkb417:dayokanu talked bout Obama . . my bad . . but im sure u know Obj, IBB and Obama all have d same stated reason in common . . . . .about the smoking n drinkin aspect, ur health matters if u want to have a good time wit ur young kids at an old age . . if u dont c it dat way, quel domage. ![]() . . about Jomo n d trash u said . . watz d fake gist? dat I said u said Obama? so wat? i misquoted . . wat makes Obama any different from IBB and OBJ? no b president all of dem b? . . .it's not all about ur big grammer n debate-like finish . . . im making a point u'v totally refused to c and totally decided to misunderstand . . . .moving on now . . get married whenever u wish. sheesh! |
mykali:Have to say i agree wit u . . . 3 yrs no b beans . . . i cant stay wit someone i cant bare for a month . . and shez done 3 yrs . . . . If shez truly fed up wit him, she needs to hold out strong and firm . . no swayin at d slightest goo-goo eyez or pestering calls . . .he'll even tually leave when he realises it over for good. |
Im not crazy about tattooz or piercings on a guy . . . ![]() |
@Tkb . . watever rocks ur boat . . go ahead n marry at 45 and have ur first child at 48 . . . lets hope u become a president too since for u, Obamaz basically all d reason y late marriages for men makes a whole lotta sense. U think a naija old man and a yankee old man will av d same agility . . . u better start eating healthy, stop smoking n drink less system damagin concussions. |
lolz . .spelt as pronounced . . . prolly has an accent ![]() |
cescky:it means u were devastatingly BORING and a repitition could be suicidal for her. I'l prolly get "no response" if i asked wat happened during your visit. ![]() |
spikedcylinder:no wonder i hvnt seen hotstepper in a while . . . . . . ah well . . . 's d best!BTW . . .culda sworn i saw an "r" in d middle of corky's location . . ![]() |
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=544828.msg7102816#msg7102816 date=1289230878]afribeauty , madam i can tell by the way u spellls that u from the village, r u related to Onstelly? (no oofeinse) [/quote]. . . and urs is Queens english? |
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=546913.msg7101912#msg7101912 date=1289222478]I agree. They dont giv us enough punnny on demand. Demand dont meat supply: (McDOnalds Economic Theory: 1972, Volume 6, page 9)[/quote]lolz . . still fresh in ur memory ehn? prolly ur project topic ![]() |
tkb417:rily? . . . i was of d opinion dat at ur retirement, ur child shulda been done with university . . . so u dont av to beg to educate him . . u shuldnt b too old to play with ur child . . or too dull to remember pythagorean theorem . . . it does matter! |
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=544828.msg7101962#msg7101962 date=1289222908]Prooofs me point, They will nevar act as ladies, EVER!. How the hell are we supose to get punny if we dont ask for number? ![]() WE GIVE UP!!!!! [/quote]. . oh brother! ![]() |
ITbomb:. . . yeah . . and when they finally decide to get married, they'd be retired before their child turns 10 . . how smart! |
. . . *laughing terribly at a particular post!* . . hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!! * my ribs* ![]() |
U need to relax dude . . . mayb ur girl talks too much . .she prolly tells u d number of winks she gets daily or the kinda mails she gets or ur fond of calculating d number of calls she receives per day. . . Talk to her bout the things she does dat gets u envious n for Pete's sake, date someone in ur level to avoid complex issues! |
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