₦airaland Forum

chatman:
Meeeeen I miss all the old nairaland users
Gamine, iice, viper man, abekeade, trimntrendy,

I met Gamine once in Lagos...cool chick. I miss IICE too...my partner-in-crime..

Nice work..

KingTom:
But do you....

Nope.. i don't ....

KingTom:
I don't

Exactly..

Ur boss lacks wisdom. Now he has to pay for his folly. He prolly stepped on the toes of his boss. BTW, ur overall boss is a good guy.

D only advice I can give here is to erm..basically.. get a new place to live.

gatb:
I came home early from work and walked in to find my husband having sex on the couch with a mutual friend of ours.

Even though I was furious, I was also really turned on, so I participated in the sex, turning it into a party.

After she left I didn’t really talk about it with my husband.

I am still furious about what he did but I don’t know how to handle the situation from here on.

What am I supposed to say to him after I joined in?

please advice my friend

I don't see any situation here...do u?

hmm...

debraobas:
Every morning he wakes up and tells me he has to pee in my mouth, I get on my knees, open my mouth real wide and wait for him to fill it with his hot morning pee and after he’s done peeing in my mouth,i suck his di-*k until he cums in my mouth. This is how i start my mornings. He’s now used to it and whenever I refuse, he beats me up so bad. I really love him so much and I don't want to hurt him. 

I’m now scared of drinking his pee because some Kenyan friend of mine told me pee/ -urine contains a harmful substance, please is it true? And if yes, how do I stop my boyfriend from this act without him beating me up? 

He enjoys it and so am just confused……Please help!

U luv him so much that u dont want to hurt him....while he derives so much pleasure in beating u up & peeing in ur mouth... R u for real?

Dumbest thing I ever read.. U need help from urself first b4 ur current predicament..

No matter what u do, how saintly u are, ppl will always judge u differently. How much of a fvck u give to their judgement determines ur life's pattern.

Opting for CS is a bold step and u'd def be putting the life of ur child above urs considering the dangers of getting a knife cut.


Please ignore the judgmental fools.

Abduletudaye:
He uses it for reading too and even uses a small piece of paper to block most of the light.

Can he be educated on the ills of using a dim lit lamp to read? I'd go with Jackeeh's sabotage too. Destroy d wick or sth...hoping he dosnt have a carton of spares....mayb then he'd adjust to the available option (rechargeable lamp) as against his preferred.

Wow...

LOLZ.... no sympathy watsoever..

No it's not wrong. Not sure tho y he'd rather use the lamp. Is he reading with it or ...? Is there some kinda nostalgic attachment to the lamp?

AgapeCharis:
True that.

BTW love your eyebrows

Thanks.

So...how come the officiating Pastor/Priest isnt there wit them?

Kissing normally shuldnt be sth u go distributing around... It shuld be personal, special..u know... so yeah it's def cheating.

KingTom:
The mom looks like you

U wish!!!!

The dad looks like KingTom...

A sad end...if only ppl actually learn from the mistakes of others..

Hahah...I find this rather interesting n funny...

#beef.. OP.. Try ignoring or getting a hobby...

Why does this thread remind me of "1000 Ways to Die"?

Court sworn affidavit & a newspaper publication I guess...

Much ado about nothing..

This thread seems like a mouse trap...lolz...


On a serious note, i can relate wit OP's story cos I had a similar experience. Dat aside, its always been a plus for me.... (In all humility)