abujarealtor:
Good day, everyone.

Yesterday was one of the most confusing days for me. For a moment, I almost ran mad.

Two weeks ago, I didn't even know what betting was like. Never done it, never experienced it. I hardly knew what the numbers meant.

Fast forward to yesterday, Tuesday, 28 July, I was risking a client's money on a game I thought was 'a sure bet.'

It was an eSports game I've been following for a while. I knew the players involved were very skilled and could score for fun. They did so in over 10 successive matches last night. So I thought it was worthwhile betting they'd score at least 2 goals.

I tried to do so in three attempts, but didn't have the mind to follow through, only for the matches to end up with at least 3 goals or more.

Informed by this, I thought it was safe to go on ahead and play this one time. I did. Unfortunately, both matches didn't end like I had predicted.

Over 800k was gone in a flash. I couldn't believe it. Seeing the signs, I attempted a cash out while the match was still live but couldn't, as the option wasn't available.

You may wonder why I had to risk such a huge sum.

It's simple; think I got greedy.

However, my excuse was that I needed money to offset some bills. Faced with so much responsibilities, I thought winning over a million naira would go a long way in helping me take care of stuff since business hasn't been coming in so much. The tile money I used was my first business since March, before the lockdown.

But, of course, my greed overshadowed any excuse I could offer.

To all the young men out there, please, regardless of how sure you are, do not stake more money than you're willing to lose. I've been there. The allure of making it big sooner can be overwhelming, but don't risk it.

If you must, stake little sums and make future bets from your winnings.



@lalasticlala, Mynd44 I'm not sure whether this is the right place for this, but pls help push it to the front page so people can learn from my experience.

Friendlyjoe:
After we calm down, what next?


I like the boy tho

He was even demostrating how his Mum shud calm down and relax.

Also when he said he will never repeat the offence again...him say 'gimme last chance, last chance in my life'...

Mexzy4sho:
Wetin dey occour?

HarunaWest:
Wow... Wow... Wow

Dark Knight Feeling. Die Young be a Hero or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become a Villain.
Magu should have resigned immediately Saraki decided not to confirm him, but stubborn head no dey gree Naija Public Servants. They will ride on till their doom.

FTC since 2017...Hmmmn

tuffouk:
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godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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Emotionss:
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Abeg help me tell them ooo.
Especially if the lady talks too much.

gypsey:
Money he will recover from more thithes when the pandemic is all over, this is just a business strategy for him.



Call a spade a spade!

Damntruth:
thats a big lie

Akunwafor:


When a purely wicked person dies or a brutal dictator passes away, you will not only gloat, you will throw a big party.

eziezi90:
The cellphone provider asks him to upgrade his current phone plan to a phone with 5G

That's how it works over there when you buy phones and sim on contract

He rejected the upgrade offer

Bros trying to make it look like he was offered a free phone and he rejected it

No big deal here

obembet:
Leave FG, tbey no normal... Let go for this


A man is dating 2 ladies at a time. Chioma and Bisola. He told Chioma that there's Bisola, But told Bisola she is the only one he's dating. Who does it love most?

AreaFada2:
Lockdown should continue for at least another one month. Renewed every two weeks. If not the current gains will be lost.

The early lockdown Nigeria did is what European countries including UK didn't do and we can see the severe consequences.

I know it's tough but holding out another 4 weeks would seriously damp the spread. Thereafter minor restrictions should still continue depending on how the pandemic develops.

WeRblessed:
There was a country.
Nigeria has crumbled.
There is no government in Nigeria.
The president of Nigeria is in life support.

Military would like to take over but that would be hard, because both the oduduwa republic and biafra will find their level. Nigeria is done. Nigeria is finished. Nigeria is no more. The world leaders have understood this, but Nigerian zombies will not even see it.

After the western world finished fighting for COVID-19, the world will troop into Nigeria as the casualty in lagos, Abuja, and Kaduna will be more than America and Italy combined.

All the money contributed by people to the Nigerian government will be shared by the government. The Chinese doctors were brought in to take care of the elites. However, the Nigerian elites will start dying like chicken.

The world will laugh and mock Nigeria. Nigerians will be hungry and only those who took to farming will find something to eat.

You dont have to believe this, but please save this text.

P.S. Nigeria will bury most of their leaders in Aso Rock. As a matter of fact, very soon, no one will ever want to stay in Aso Rock.

Too much blood shed and wickedness in the land.

Chukwu okike Abiama is angry.

mikkyangel3:
As a software developer working remotely for a US tech company, I am paid well (circa $5k) and I live in Nigeria. Do I wish to immigrate to Canada? the thought used to cross my mind but since I got my remote job, my people I perished the thought. I even used to watch @whizqueen videos on YT (she used to be my neighbor in Surulere so I know am reach house) but not anymore.

Baba I aint going to any Canada or any foreign country at least permanently. if I want to collect fresh air , I can travel briefly and return or I go on company expense during our yearly retreat which is most times in Europe. Visa issues for me is the only time I hate my nationality and the green passport I carry.
$5k in Nigeria is not beans with $1 == #420 now and likely to increase.
Brethren just keep praying make oil fall on your head and you make it anywhere you are. Clearly Canada isnt heaven. I prefer heat (I can put on my AC) than subzero cold.

To each man his own.

Peace.

Oluwadamilare118:


Just burnt that sim yesternight.

Scrap

Kekereekun123:
i recently got canada pr. Even from our canada pr whatsapp groups the ladies there don dey hustle men. Some bad guys just dey chop dem for fun o. Marriage is not an ultimate goal in life. These ladies should adjust. They will also want you to take them back to Nigeria for societal wedding lol. I would rather use my. Money for MBA

Mrquadreal:
nobody is above the law

Ugo4hotish:
AS IT STANDS RIGHT NOW, BIAFRA IS THR ONLY COUNTRY WITHOUT CORONA VIRUS