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TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by cretin: 9:28am On Dec 08, 2010
thanks vicjustice, am looking at staying for 2wks, its just to guard against theft or sumthing.thats why i don want 2 hv to much cash on me.

am asking if my shwoing dem my dom acct credit card is enough.incase they say that 1500pounds is not enough.
also i heard that ur money cud be confiscated by the immigration people if u declare more than the required money when entering
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by cretin: 7:05pm On Dec 07, 2010
ok thanks vic justice.

the problem is, i hv a genuie hotel reservation, n i got chatting with an old pal of mine in the uk who said i can stay at his place. i am thinking i cud save my self the 2000 pounds wch is the cost of the hotel reservation n stay with my pal instead.

2. how much r u expected to hold as cash when coming as a general visitor?. also i hv a dom acct.cud i just travel with 1500 pounds n tell/show the ImmigratiOn OFFICER that the rest of my funds r in my dom acct/

if the ansa to question nos 2 is no,
ols gimme the min n max amount of cash u shud hv when u land at the airport
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by cretin: 5:57pm On Dec 07, 2010
am thinking of applying as a general visitor, ie tourist, n booking a hotel.
my concern is.
AT THE AIRPORT, WILL THE IMMIGRATION OFFICER call the hotel to confirm my hotel booking?, cos am thinking of maybe changing my mind and staying in a pals place?,
TravelCheapest Fares/airlines To Uk: by cretin(op): 3:54pm On Nov 17, 2010
house, pls gimme ur recommeneded airlines to UK, n y u choose dem?.
wch one has the highest luggage allowance etc.
thanks
TravelRe: Good Trvael&tours Or Honeymoon Agency by cretin(op): 1:35pm On Nov 10, 2010
ok thanks guys
TravelGood Trvael&tours Or Honeymoon Agency by cretin(op): 10:32pm On Nov 01, 2010
hello, house
can some 1 gimme the links 2 any  good  travel7tours  or  honeymoon travel agency in naija?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Chic: O, Pls Help: Attached Is Pic by cretin(op): 10:25am On Oct 28, 2010
awwwwwww. no body wants me!!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Need A Chic: O, Pls Help: Attached Is Pic by cretin(op): 11:46am On Oct 27, 2010
hellohouse.i need a gf.pls
attached is pic

RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 3:43pm On Sep 21, 2010
lol  yeah  yeah,   n  that  includes  u  too!! tongue
RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 1:51pm On Sep 21, 2010
@ohiemi none taken.
Actually de full meaning of cretin is SHORT RETARDED PERSON.
RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 12:40pm On Sep 21, 2010
shocked
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Dstv Introduces Dstvfreeview ( Free Channels!!)- Death To Hitv, Mytv And Others? by cretin: 12:25pm On Sep 21, 2010
at tcd.no mind dem jare.peeps r so dumb.
I cant 4 de life of me understand y some peeps r findin it hard 2 understand ur logic
RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 12:02pm On Sep 21, 2010
Hi tracey.goin tru ur post.i see dat we r in allmost having de same dilenma.just dat am male.here is my cellphone nos.
08135051427.send me a txt./call.
I blv de interaction wud b mutually illuminating&beneficial 2 us.
Nb.i aint asking u out.i just feel u r a kindred spirit
Ciao.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!. Pls Advice. by cretin: 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2010
dude, dont be scared its normal, most males go tru dat phase, thats y a lot of dem take stimulants n the like.ur body needs like 3 diff chemicals to hv n to sustain an erection.
L'ARGININE, NITRIC OXIDE , ZINC,SELENUIM, go n buy supplements that contain this s-hit.

wellman or a for ever living product called multi maca or ginseng.
its just a supplement /multvitamin that will replenish the nutrient that ur boy is lacking, its a daily dose 4 one month!!.u will see ur self spring back to life again!, dont take those fast acting stimulants.they will just destroy ur system.n also stop self service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mas.tur.bation
Christianity EtcRe: Islam Rules by cretin: 1:51pm On Aug 20, 2010
hell yeah!!!, i bet it does
they pray like hell

Christianity EtcRe: Islam Rules by cretin: 1:28pm On Aug 20, 2010
heel yeah!!!.i bet it does

Christianity EtcRe: How Not 2 Pray!: by cretin(op): 11:55pm On Aug 19, 2010
@nuclear boy!!, gbammm!!
the tot of the waiting eternal V,i,rgins IS enuf motivation o!!!,
but what of the females?, wat is their reward on the other side?, huh?
Christianity EtcHow Not 2 Pray!: by cretin(op): 3:22pm On Aug 19, 2010
this aint how 2 pray!!!!

PoliticsRe: General Kills Kidnapper by cretin: 5:19pm On Aug 05, 2010
hell yeah!!.
thats the more reason guns shud b legalized in nigeria.
so dat peeps can defend demselves!!!
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 1:13pm On May 05, 2010
ok thanks sugafoot,
pls gimme the link to the hellox designed for N82!, the one u posted b4 is for n95
thanksssssss
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 12:15am On May 05, 2010
@sugafoot
pls give me the link to the hellox app n82.
the revert to original hellox pls.
thanks
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 2:28pm On May 02, 2010
sugafoot:
download here, install & run & ya phone is Hacked !
http://www.plunder.com/helloox203-Sugafoot-signed-sisx-download-94053cdf81.htm
@sugarfoot.this version of hellox.can i unhack?, ie revert to original nokia settings if i dont like the outcome of the hacking?
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 1:23pm On Apr 14, 2010
my A.ss [backside sounds so lame!]has been banned for posting exxonmobil vacancy!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,.this seuns spambot is highly retarded o,

back 2 topic, i tried installing this ttpod app n its telling me certificate error!!.
abeg cud some1 gimme a simple n straight4ward mthd of overcoming this nuisancehuh!!,

4get abt changing dates, that s-hit doesnt work on cert errror, it works on expired cert, even this bluetooth receiver is still saying the same SHI.t

plss helppppp
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 1:14pm On Apr 14, 2010
my ass has been banned for posting exxonmobil vacancy!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,.this seuns spambot is highly retarded o,

back 2 topic, i tried installing this ttpod app n its telling me certificate error!!.
abeg cud some1 gimme a simple n straight4ward mthd of overcoming this nuisancehuh!!,

4get abt changing dates, that s-hit doesnt work on cert errror, it works on expired cert
RomanceRe: Prettiest Girls On Nairaland by cretin: 12:49am On Apr 27, 2009
can i get any dumber than thishuh, my id says it all,
RomanceRe: Prettiest Girls On Nairaland by cretin: 12:47am On Apr 27, 2009
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i missed the show,
chk out this thread  n this   pic,,,tell me that dude  aint  a  nairalander!!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=265137.msg3778936#msg3778936
TravelRe: Is Virgin Nigeria Fraudulent? I Cant Understand Their New Tactics by cretin: 7:18pm On Apr 21, 2009
its in naija that i found out that u cud haggle air fares!!, it happened to me in aero office, i managed 2 slah abt 8k from the official fARE 4rm ph 2 lagos

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