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Romance › Re: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Cheating On Him! by cretin: 11:39am On Feb 16, 2011
na waoh,
imagine depositing sper.m on top of a developing foetus's head!, shocked huh tongue

i now know why some babies are born with curly hair and oda kinky!!!!!!
Romance › Re: What Do I Do, My Best Friend Wants Me To Sleep With Her by cretin: 11:38am On Feb 16, 2011
so hv u done it?
Health › Alomo Bitters: What Is It Really For, Wud U Drink It? by cretin(op): 8:49pm On Dec 14, 2010
hello house, i hv heard a lot abt this stuff, alomo bitters.
wat is it really 4?

some say its a cure 4 diabetes n erectile dysfunction?
pls educate me
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries by cretin: 9:28am On Dec 08, 2010
thanks vicjustice, am looking at staying for 2wks, its just to guard against theft or sumthing.thats why i don want 2 hv to much cash on me.

am asking if my shwoing dem my dom acct credit card is enough.incase they say that 1500pounds is not enough.
also i heard that ur money cud be confiscated by the immigration people if u declare more than the required money when entering
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries by cretin: 7:05pm On Dec 07, 2010
ok thanks vic justice.

the problem is, i hv a genuie hotel reservation, n i got chatting with an old pal of mine in the uk who said i can stay at his place. i am thinking i cud save my self the 2000 pounds wch is the cost of the hotel reservation n stay with my pal instead.

2. how much r u expected to hold as cash when coming as a general visitor?. also i hv a dom acct.cud i just travel with 1500 pounds n tell/show the ImmigratiOn OFFICER that the rest of my funds r in my dom acct/

if the ansa to question nos 2 is no,
ols gimme the min n max amount of cash u shud hv when u land at the airport
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries by cretin: 5:57pm On Dec 07, 2010
am thinking of applying as a general visitor, ie tourist, n booking a hotel.
my concern is.
AT THE AIRPORT, WILL THE IMMIGRATION OFFICER call the hotel to confirm my hotel booking?, cos am thinking of maybe changing my mind and staying in a pals place?,
Travel › Cheapest Fares/airlines To Uk: by cretin(op): 3:54pm On Nov 17, 2010
house, pls gimme ur recommeneded airlines to UK, n y u choose dem?.
wch one has the highest luggage allowance etc.
thanks
Travel › Re: Good Trvael&tours Or Honeymoon Agency by cretin(op): 1:35pm On Nov 10, 2010
ok thanks guys
Travel › Good Trvael&tours Or Honeymoon Agency by cretin(op): 10:32pm On Nov 01, 2010
hello, house
can some 1 gimme the links 2 any  good  travel7tours  or  honeymoon travel agency in naija?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Chic: O, Pls Help: Attached Is Pic by cretin(op): 10:25am On Oct 28, 2010
awwwwwww. no body wants me!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › I Need A Chic: O, Pls Help: Attached Is Pic by cretin(op): 11:46am On Oct 27, 2010
hellohouse.i need a gf.pls
attached is pic

Romance › Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 3:43pm On Sep 21, 2010
lol  yeah  yeah,   n  that  includes  u  too!! tongue
Romance › Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 1:51pm On Sep 21, 2010
@ohiemi none taken.
Actually de full meaning of cretin is SHORT RETARDED PERSON.
Romance › Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 12:40pm On Sep 21, 2010
shocked
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Dstv Introduces Dstvfreeview ( Free Channels!!)- Death To Hitv, Mytv And Others? by cretin: 12:25pm On Sep 21, 2010
at tcd.no mind dem jare.peeps r so dumb.
I cant 4 de life of me understand y some peeps r findin it hard 2 understand ur logic
Romance › Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by cretin: 12:02pm On Sep 21, 2010
Hi tracey.goin tru ur post.i see dat we r in allmost having de same dilenma.just dat am male.here is my cellphone nos.
08135051427.send me a txt./call.
I blv de interaction wud b mutually illuminating&beneficial 2 us.
Nb.i aint asking u out.i just feel u r a kindred spirit
Ciao.
Romance › Re: I Need Help!. Pls Advice. by cretin: 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2010
dude, dont be scared its normal, most males go tru dat phase, thats y a lot of dem take stimulants n the like.ur body needs like 3 diff chemicals to hv n to sustain an erection.
L'ARGININE, NITRIC OXIDE , ZINC,SELENUIM, go n buy supplements that contain this s-hit.

wellman or a for ever living product called multi maca or ginseng.
its just a supplement /multvitamin that will replenish the nutrient that ur boy is lacking, its a daily dose 4 one month!!.u will see ur self spring back to life again!, dont take those fast acting stimulants.they will just destroy ur system.n also stop self service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mas.tur.bation
Christianity Etc › Re: Islam Rules by cretin: 1:51pm On Aug 20, 2010
hell yeah!!!, i bet it does
they pray like hell

Christianity Etc › Re: Islam Rules by cretin: 1:28pm On Aug 20, 2010
heel yeah!!!.i bet it does

Christianity Etc › Re: How Not 2 Pray!: by cretin(op): 11:55pm On Aug 19, 2010
@nuclear boy!!, gbammm!!
the tot of the waiting eternal V,i,rgins IS enuf motivation o!!!,
but what of the females?, wat is their reward on the other side?, huh?
Christianity Etc › How Not 2 Pray!: by cretin(op): 3:22pm On Aug 19, 2010
this aint how 2 pray!!!!

Politics › Re: General Kills Kidnapper by cretin: 5:19pm On Aug 05, 2010
hell yeah!!.
thats the more reason guns shud b legalized in nigeria.
so dat peeps can defend demselves!!!
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 1:13pm On May 05, 2010
ok thanks sugafoot,
pls gimme the link to the hellox designed for N82!, the one u posted b4 is for n95
thanksssssss
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 12:15am On May 05, 2010
@sugafoot
pls give me the link to the hellox app n82.
the revert to original hellox pls.
thanks
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 2:28pm On May 02, 2010
sugafoot:
download here, install & run & ya phone is Hacked !
http://www.plunder.com/helloox203-Sugafoot-signed-sisx-download-94053cdf81.htm
@sugarfoot.this version of hellox.can i unhack?, ie revert to original nokia settings if i dont like the outcome of the hacking?
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 1:23pm On Apr 14, 2010
my A.ss [backside sounds so lame!]has been banned for posting exxonmobil vacancy!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,.this seuns spambot is highly retarded o,

back 2 topic, i tried installing this ttpod app n its telling me certificate error!!.
abeg cud some1 gimme a simple n straight4ward mthd of overcoming this nuisancehuh!!,

4get abt changing dates, that s-hit doesnt work on cert errror, it works on expired cert, even this bluetooth receiver is still saying the same SHI.t

plss helppppp
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by cretin: 1:14pm On Apr 14, 2010
my ass has been banned for posting exxonmobil vacancy!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,.this seuns spambot is highly retarded o,

back 2 topic, i tried installing this ttpod app n its telling me certificate error!!.
abeg cud some1 gimme a simple n straight4ward mthd of overcoming this nuisancehuh!!,

4get abt changing dates, that s-hit doesnt work on cert errror, it works on expired cert
Romance › Re: Prettiest Girls On Nairaland by cretin: 12:49am On Apr 27, 2009
can i get any dumber than thishuh, my id says it all,

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