₦airaland Forum

Rounakid:
See the speed wey i use rush here to see the pullet...
they shud tagg the pinshure of the pullet, or never shall i beleive this poo...

Must every thing be funny to you.

Degenerate.

exellent91:
Would you like to be a moderator in my site

Thank you but no. I already spend to much time online as it is now and I'm engaged too.

Best.

Why do I have this feeling that won't go away that the op is a scam artist!

This is the message bible version of the same verse:

But God put his love on the line for us by offering his Son in sacrificial death while we were of no use whatever to him.

In my own words, I'll say, God expressed his love to us while we were deserving of his total abandonment.

Does that clear things up a bit for you?

I'll pay 500, 000, 000, 000, 000













Zimbabwe dollars.

I recommend flogging.

While I am no economist, any gains the naira might make against the dollar is very negligible.

Significant gains against the dollar will take quite a while. Hold out however for expert advice.

LebanonCedars2:
You can contact us via:

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Free delivery within Lagos.

Are you a Lebanese?

Well, when they get depressed, the are so many options to distract the mind with when it comes to food... Is it pastries or ice cream or donuts or yoghurt or cakes or wines or smoothies or beef or burger or all the decadent and stomach turning food you see on magazines and on tv while spaced out on the couch in front of an 55" tv

Do that for 3 weeks and you will become like him too.

Here in 9ja, when you are depressed, you won't eat until you get very very very hungry and then you come on Nairaland and see Ruqayat that gave her boss's savings away to a dupe and you laugh again and press on.

Gives op two ringing slap.

donholy28:
D girl no look 14years o....but d woman dey heartless

And you think they will post her picture. That is the Okoro lady not the raped victim.

yang:
This guy na fool

No, he is not just the fool. Both of you are.
I feel like swallowing you both.

Please, where are those figures gotten? The source of the eCommerce stats. Thanks.

The woman.

You must all be using fake Dells.

I have two inspiron. One is 8 years old... Still working, the other is 3.5 years... Absolutely no problem. Admittedly, it is difficult getting original computer products in Nigeria.

When were they all repaired? I thought talks were still ongoing about using either foreign or Nigeria engineers to fix it back into shape.

It was June 18, now next month.

No more postponement.

Mother: Rumucha biko go make eba that we will eat for dinner.

Daughter: Noooo. I cannot make anything. I'm tired. Am I the only one? I cannot make any eba. (muttering angrily, sulking and hissing)

Mother: What do you mean you cannot make any eba? (stands menacingly, like a tall imposing iroko, outraged)

Daughter: Exactly what I said. Me I cannot make any eba. (glaring defiantly at her)

Mother: (From thin air, a slap materializes on daughter's face. Followed by two extra slap on both sides of the face in quick succession).

Daughter: (Mad and enraged, jumps up, spins around the room, wild-eyed, her eyes rest on a plank of wood jutting out from the bed. Eyes glazed, went straight to the bed, yanked the plank violently, lifted it up with one hateful look at the Mother and brought it crashing down on her head!

Whai!!!!!!!!












Silence.

Sense dawned slowly on her and realising the gravity of what lay at her feet, her spirit had fled before her legs followed suit.

Curtain falls.

dbestofmasquare:
Thanks for comment...But I really didn't understand what you wrote.

In other words, your spouse is a cheat and she is only regretting her actions because you caught her.

It could also mean the inane words first spoken when cheats are caught that are just exactly meaningless though he/she may be genuinely sorry.

But you are a Virgin or are you lying?

It means that you catching then was a mistake. You were not suppose to catch them at all from their calculations. You were supposed to be at work, church, with parents, anywhere but the place of rendezvous.

Timbuktou:
You better wake up. Who cares about romance and endearment when you're dealing with opportunistic dates?

Oga Coogar, you done come again o.

True.

What will the situation be in an ideal environment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh2I2HabjEM

Come on over to my place

Nelly ft Jaheim



Lemme add.

Sensible ladies should quit being naive. Anyhow you look at it, it is bad manners to visit a guy you just met in his house. A first date or meet should not be private except you are both being coy, playing yourselves or just fooling around.

Both of them I am sure are pre-teens.

These are the dudes that will be getting the N5000... Poor guys!

fpeter:
eeewwwww...grosssssss

Was that at the Glasgow science centre?

Is this for real?

Twitter confirms the same thing but no images of the fire. Hopefully, it is a minor and manageable incident.

Your source is suspect.

Nayok:
Dont get U̶̲̥̅̊ pls

The ultimate decision lies with her. If she chooses to go on with the relationship, her parents may likely along with her eventually or outrightly disown her.

On your part, I guess you must and will have to be very liberal towards her religion and the peculiarities in it.

Personally, the opposite is my dad's story. He was a Christian but with the active connivance of my mum passed of as a Muslim to marry my mum.... Her parents were not too particular I guess.

Anyhow, think it through very very well.

All the best.

You must be high.