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Tejumola856:
I met this girl with her friend on their convocation day. they stood at one place but I noticed they don’t have phone to snap pictures or maybe their phones camera is not okay, so I decided to be nice to them by borrow them my iPhone. She was so happy and begged me if I could snap them which I obliged. After taken the pictures she asked for my WhatsApp number and told me to send their pictures to her on WhatsApp, I sent everything to her, we started chatting on WhatsApp when I got to hostel.

Guess what? I invited her to my hostel today and I f@ck hell out of her
I gave her 1k for the bike when she wanted to go, she asked me WHAT ARE WE NOW and I said friend, she was surprised but I explained to her that we can’t be in a relationship because she has graduated she will soon be going for NYSC but I’m an undergraduate, but I told her she can be my school mother.

I’m really afraid of getting married. Girls are so cheap! SMH

Modified::: once again, girls are cheap.

If girls are cheap, then you are worthless.

Biodun556:
But this mega church is not able to pay back.

And you know this how?

If you knew any better, you'd be helping financial institutions assess borrowers.

Biodun556:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/stop-criticising-pastor-tunde-bakare-over-n9bn-loan-to-build-cathedral-ex-lagos-cpc-guber-candidate-tells-nigerians/amp/


Pastor Bakare 4.5 billion naira loan that later accrued to 9 billion naira shows that those who criticize the government are not better and have no solution or idea on how to govern.

Looking at the picture of the building, the cathedral does not worth a billion naira let alone 4.5 billion, which means the money could have been diverted for other purpose. While criticizing Oyedepo on private jet show off, he made it know that he ones bought a private jet

Is it polite for a bank to loan a church when businesses are ignored?

Our leaders are products of our society they are not different from us.

You're laughable.

No. You're not the only one. Calls connect after multiple tries. Sometimes they don't connect at all. And sometimes, it connects on first try.

Glo isn't investing enough in its infrastructure, unlike MTN.

Iamdbull:
As I be olodo Almighty father in his infinite wisdom gave me a genius as sister, beauty and brain. She became a lecturer at 25 in one of the prestigious universities in southwestern nigeria, Olabisi Onabanjo University. And now she's a doctor at 31. Am so proud of her.

I just pray that baba God should bless my music hustle make people no dey yab me say as my Sister be Dr wetin me dey carry my life do.


That's her picture below, isn't she beautiful

Congratulations DBull!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad...
Humans are in trouble in this overrated world
We struggle for everything

The quest for a better life....I keep on saying it ...life is overrated....there is nothing meaningful in life....
It is headache...problem nor dey finish....untill you die...you must eat, you must go to school or learn a skill, you must have to marry, give birth, train them, feed them...huzzle and work hard...after death...another set of individuals is pushed into the world again by God to continue this same problematic process of life

Una fit call me a drunkard....but to me.....if na God dey really send us come this life... he suppose dey ask us questions first whether we love to come to this fuckkking world...before sending us to this life because I bet my balls if God should asked such questions first then most of us will be rejecting to come

You'll be surprised when you know the answer to your question.

SocialJustice:
The part when go shock you na when the woman go tell you say e be like say you want destroy her sweet marriage. Omo, mind your business.

You don't deserve the moniker you bear.

PapaNnamdi:
Do you know what average is??

This Mann!!

PapaNnamdi, you have no point. Better still, post what you yourself have done let's see.

PapaNnamdi:
ur websites UI and UX is horrible,
website also not responsive to changes in screen size..
lemme know when you need a decent graphics designer/UI UX designer/web design and development specialist.

that's my super power

I disagree.

The UI/UX for that site is definitely above average. Very responsive on my phone over here. Don't know what you're seeing there.

Solid work OP!

Get Nokia 5.4

It will serve you very well.

#7m only.

Wait!

Is this lady on the right claiming to be a man?

I honestly don't know what to make of this. It stumps me. Really.

Was he brainwashed?
What is his motivation?


Drugs? Money? Depression? Or was he forcefully fed with female hormone drugs? Spiritual? Voices in his head?

How did his state of mind went from being male to being female?

What a hideous state.

Forget tribalism.

The North does not have what it takes to lead this country. They just don't have it. Even with decades at the helm of affairs, it is beyond them, it is beyond their grasp.

iamyemiakins:
How many of the soups in the picture below have you tried/tasted?

I have tried six of them:
Okra
Ewedu
Ogbono
Egusi
Ẹ̀fọ́ rírò
Gbegiri

I don't know if you are Yoruba o but that's not the soup we have.

Efo riro
Efo elegusi: vegetables with egusi
Egusi soup: egusi blended with water without any leafy greens
Omi obe/obe ata: tomatoes, rodo, etc for a reddish looking soup
Ata dindin: ditto but fried with a mixture of palm oil and groundnut oil or either
Ata Ofada: usually unripe tomatoes, rodo with locust beans
Gbegiri

Ewedu is an accompaniment that goes with egusi or obe ata.

Those are the ones I know. I know there are more.

dawnomike:
You are lucky the company is willing to let this slide in peace...

What exactly would they do? What sort of dubious recruitment process is that? The girl that was wrongly picked up, what was her offence?

At the very least, they are aware of the situation of the country. Don't be making passive aggressive statement here. It's annoying.

FIFApresident1:
Type dullardi.nho without the dot(.) And see what it turns to.

President Buhari

President Buhari

Zordgrub:
Sorry to bore you but ill be very detailed so you all can understand me and proffer right advice.

TLDR; I am being indicted for fraud for not removing my former Boss card details before removing myself as an admin from an ad account and I have to write a Police undertaken before I get paid.

I work as a Digital Marketing for a brand in Lagos. My job involves creating ads, social media management and strategy.

We needed to launch a campaign on google but for some reasons my boss didn't know how to get his password. I suggested I created one, then he accepted and input his card details by himself. I sent him an invite to be an admin so he can see all im doing, which be accepted. He later became skeptical about it cos according to him, he said I created the account under my email so I am primary to the account while he is secondary, and he doesn't want that for his brand cos he already has google ad account, which means his card details is under my email and details. I told him it doesn't matter who is primary or secondary, we both share ownership cos he has admin status to it and he can login with his email too and I am not privy to his card details cos I can't even see the details on the card. He said no, that he wants to shut it down and remove his card. I then asked him how do we now pay for the campaigns already running? According to him, he said when someone replaces me, he would put it back and and initiate payments, I wasn't really paying attention to him, I then removed myself as admin from the ad account, meaning he alone owns it cos he was giving me the impression that I will bear the brunt of payment and I don't want my other ad accounts to be banned as a result.

He then got pissed and asked me to find my way back in to remove his card, I told him he has to grant me access then, he said no that he is not an admin to the account cos when he wanted to gain access to the ad account, he had verification issues while logging in, but I told him that he is the admin now and I don't even have access anymore. I had to reach out to support but they referred me back to him or attached a code to the backend of the site. He won't grant me access because of this primary and secondary thing and that he doesn't wanna click on a link that he's not sure what I have said to google cos he claims he's not the admin. I have apologized tire and explain tire yet he won't listen.

He said I should write a Police undertaken that if anything like fraud affects his card, I should be held responsible so if im innocent I shouldn't have any problem writing it before he can pay my money. Or I should find my way into the ad account to allow him remove his card. I told him I can't write any undertaken cos I wouldn't wanna be held responsible for anything I don't know about. The man is so mean so im being careful with writing anything.

My issue is, I need legal help for this issue. I work 6 days a week and I sleep over at the office some days cos the service we render involves entertainment so I need to gather content. I sleep on the floor in the office cos the accommodation is messy and I've lost weight cos of his work.

What should I do??

Whichever way you get to resolve this, leave that company immediately. Reason: distrust. And it's not going away any sooner.

chatinent:
Before Jumia comes, food never cold?

Well, no be like food food. Maybe a large pizza with a box of drumsticks and coke and I'll eat it on that table while all of them eat their rice with moimoi

If I should go to a wedding and they do that nonsense, I won't fight o. I will just order from Jumia Foods or any food co, they will deliver to the venue and I'll eat there. I hope I won't be given the opportunity to do that.

You'd think that after a damning report such as these, heads will roll and the needed adjustments will be made but....

How a govt that is self-styled anti-graft can be so stupidly blind to wholesale, overt corruption in-its-face never ceases to beat me. I can't understand it. I cant.

What Should You Do?

Come to Christ, accept His invitation, let Him become your Lord, Saviour and eternal hope.

If you are a believer, make sure of your standing. Don't get carried away by this world or its offerings. Be mindful of His return.

As it will be at Jesus’s second coming, just like Noah's, an unexpected day arrived.

Life as usual, many will come to realize, was never life as usual.

When Christ returns, many will discover too late that they lived within a dream. Years came and years went. Spring turned to autumn, autumn to winter. They grew and grew old but never awoke. “Normal life” lied to them. So, Jesus foretells,

As were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark, and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. (Matthew 24:37–39)

The world-ending return of Jesus will be as the world-ending days of Noah. Of what did Noah’s days consist? Busy people unaware — eating, drinking, marrying, and giving in marriage, going about life “as usual.” The very morning of the flood, people simply concerned themselves with whatever laid before them. The immediate seemed most urgent, most real. Planning meals, changing diapers, preparing weddings, working, buying, and selling — these seemed to them the greatest verities of life. Until the rain began to fall.

Texture of Days
Like many today, the people of Noah’s day abstracted the meaning of life from the texture of their average days. They touched Wednesday and it felt like every other Wednesday. They began work and finished work. They ate, ate again, and finished their work to eat. They played with kids on the floor. Busied with homework and house projects. They talked and listened, laughed and yawned, rose from sleep and slept — nothing extraordinary. Each day didn’t feel like it held eternal significance. Nothing otherworldly felt at stake. Today didn’t feel like anything but today.

God, demons, souls, eternity didn’t grow before their eyes like grass that needs mowing. They did not stir to consider the unseen. And when they did, the unreality of it seemed as implausible as rain drowning a dry land days away from sea. They intuited what is ultimate about life from the ordinary experiences of life. A fatal mistake. And as the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Man and His Boat
While they considered their daily planners, anxious about what they considered the real contents of Mondays, Tuesdays, and Saturdays, Noah worked with his sons on the unlikely, the unthinkable. While the world ate and drank, he labored. While they went on with things as usual, he and his sons prepared a stadium-sized boat to shelter the family. “By faith Noah, being warned by God concerning events as yet unseen, in reverent fear constructed an ark for the saving of his household” (Hebrews 11:7).

Imagine the scene. Decade after decade, children were born, diapers were changed, houses were built, adults looked out their window and saw what they had seen since childhood: Noah and his sons laboring on the ship. And Noah spoke a message as strange as the boat he was building: he warned of divine judgment. Perhaps some listened the first week. But eventually, the listeners needed to get back to real life.

Noah’s real life was different. Even though he too ate and drank and arranged marriages for his three sons (Genesis 7:13), he did these with an ear bent to hear God’s voice, a hammer in his hand for God’s work, and eyes returning to the skies waiting for God’s promise. His feasting was not forgetful. His drinking was not distracting. His giving in marriage did not deter his mission. Unlike the citizens of this world, he lived ready, he lived prepared. He believed God that the waters would come.

As decades multiplied, Noah kept working, kept proclaiming, kept resisting the temptation to stop and return to life as usual.

Change in the Weather
As it will be at Jesus’s second coming, an unexpected day arrived.
The day began like any other. Wrinkled faces and weathered eyes gazed out worn windows to still find that odd man — now herding skunk, geese, and deer into his finished ship. They could still hear his spent voice saying, “Turn from your sins, repent and cry to God. He is willing to spare you from this impending judgment. This ship stretches long enough for all who would come.”

Perhaps they felt sorry for the old fool. Windows closed, and the day’s cares consumed their thoughts. But that day, Noah and his family entered the ark not to be seen again. “The Lord shut him in” (Genesis 7:16), and the windows of heaven opened.

So, what’s the point? The point is that normal days, then and now, may not be what we think. “Normal days,” unconcerned with eternity, unconcerned with God, sin, and with the second coming of Christ, are fatal fictions.

Lie of Normal Days
What most experience as normal Wednesdays, normal dinner times, normal weekends, arrive as waves carrying judgment and eternity ever closer. The important thing about these “last days” is that they precede the return of the King. But experience will, should we let it, cause us to eat, host, drink, tell stories, laugh, watch the game, go on dates, marry and give in marriage unmindful and unprepared.

Such were the days of Noah. They did not realize that the great thing, the true thing, the most relevant thing dwelt above their experience. A world exists elsewhere; a place where Ultimate Reality lives. And even now his hand grips the doorknob. Consider, what is more real to you, this week’s to-do list or the promise of Christ’s return?

Reality Approaches
When he comes, all plans for next week will die. Books will go unread. Weddings will be canceled. Dinner plans, erased. In a moment, the unbelieving will hear the ark door shut. Life will cast off its common cloak as the wall between worlds collapses.

Jesus calls the world to prepare for him: “You also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect” (Matthew 24:44).

To prepare is not to build a boat in the backyard, but to eat and drink, speak and marry all while looking and waiting for Christ’s promised coming. We live mindful of eternal souls. We live expecting rain. We live in reverent fear of God. What does the world see you building? Is there anything in your life that can only be explained by Christ and his return?

Do not be deceived by the texture of the weeks and years as they pass. In each, eternity is at stake. In each, he approaches. Ultimate Reality will not linger out of sight much longer. Forever happiness and forever horror lay just beyond the clouds. Are you ready for his return?

[url="https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/the-illusion-of-normal-days"]Source[/url]

Instability apologist.

If you're so particular about what you want to buy, then buy from the UK and ship to Nigeria.

If you can get the LG Oled series, the screen technology is awesome. It is like a Samsung S21 Ultra but 66+ inches. Of course, you will have to be super mindful and not be careless with it. You can imagine the cost of replacing a cracked Samsung Screen, now imagine replacing the screen of such a TV.