₦airaland Forum

Kokaine:
I'm quite bothered because I have two daughters

Don't be. They will be fine.

Reminds me of the drone robots in Oblivion.

Are there any reputable RoR/Solidus/Spree e-commerce developers or agencies here in Nigeria?

RaySimran:
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump



Source

The world's president.
God bless DJT.

Rapmoney:
It is very obvious that Enugu property agents are agents of darkness and handy tools to keep people down in the mud. A city where most of the jobs have salaries that do not go beyond 60k to 70k per month, yet these property agents of darkness want to finish people with agent fee.

How can you tell someone to pay 250k agent fee for a one bedroom flat that costs 600k per year? This same agent might be living in a zinc house in one slum area where the rent is 3k every month.

Now take a look at this attached advert and see what Enugu agents are doing to people. Peter Mbah, governor of Enugu State, and the Enugu State House of Assembly need to look into this matter asap.

Ridiculous.
Legal is 300k while agency is 500k, ridiculous!

Are there RoR development companies in Nigeria? Any Nigerian website built using RoR?

Very forward-thinking and impressive move by the two governors.

The exchange rate used by GTB is exorbitant.
It will either push people back to virtual card providers or other cheaper options.

aribisala0:
Handed out where, how ? On a palliative queue? To whom?

Some human beings wrote these books Bible , Quran and claimed they are the word of God.

They then imposed this on their populations by force for centuries killing anyone who disagreed and we are here today in Nigeria saying they are the word of God

A God that had nothing to do with black African people

Think about it!

What was written about Israel in a book many people claim is written by men, what is happening now concerning Israel, the Christian belief, the God that the Christians worship, shouldn't common sense tell you that there must be more than a pinch of truth there?

Just think!

Please and please, no one should fall for this fraud.
This is what is known as advanced fee fraud. You pay money in order to recover money back.

Please, don't pay any money to whomever is behind this. You are definitely not getting any money back, the previous one or this $200.

Please, be warned

Just to update this old thread.

My GT naira card works fine on udemy.

Zico777:
Let me enlighten you.
After Appling butter on the bread, use the knife to make holes into the bread in many places then just put the bread on the toaster and pour the whisked eggs!

Interesting. I'll give this a try. Thank you.

dominique:
First you need to whisk the egg. Then patiently add the egg little by little. Bread is absorbent so you allow it absorb the first spoon of egg before adding the rest. Those that make toast bread for sale use up to 2 to 3 eggs per toast for some orders and nothing spills

A lot of the toast bread I have eaten have the yolk whole after the toast is done and not scrambled like you described it.

Moreover, it will take a whole lot of time to get a scrambled egg on a buttered slice one after the other. Thank you.

Hello Foodlanders,

I really would like to know how to toast two slice of bread with a full egg inside without the egg spilling out into the sandwich toaster.

The clips I saw on YouTube does not use the full egg. How is this done? Two slice bread, buttered with a full egg in between the two slices.

TY.

Why not just attend Covenant university instead of spending over 100m on academy tourism? To what end?

temitope27:
So what's the useful

SMH

Hello,

Does anyone know if Cardify can be used to pay for Udemy courses in Nigeria?

Their customer support staff is not helpful.

And I keep getting the following error message: Please enter card details exactly as they appear on your card

And the details have been checked over & over again, they are correct but I still get the same error.
Billing address (Country) is US
Zip code is a US Zip code as provided by Cardify

Any idea on how to get this sorted?

hercatonchires:
[b][i]There are numerous praise and worship songs with which God's name is exalted.
While I was in church today, one of those songs was rendered. Before we finished singing it, a thought occurred to me- some praise songs should not be sung by certain people.
Are you familiar with this song?
It's commonly sung in yoruba dialect.
The lyrics says;
If all the strands of hair on my head were to be tongues,
It wouldn't suffice in praising/glorifying God.
Original (in yoruba)
Bi gbo gbo Irun Ori mi je Kiki ahon,
Bi gbo gbo Irun Ori mi je Kiki ahon,
Kooto Kooto laati yin Baba logo,
Kooto Kooto laati yin Jesu logo,
Kooto oo!
Obviously, God's goodness, kindness, compassion, love...are numerous and nothing we do can amount to what he has done- not even if all the strands on our hair were tongues.
Where I get amused is when chronically, I mean chronically bald headed dudes sing the same song.
In the first place, how much hair have you got? Even dudes with afro know that their hair- if turned to tongues would not suffice in praising God, yours is too obvious.
My advice to you if you're bald-whenever the song is being sung, just hum or sing something else.
Peeps feel free to share songs that shouldn't be sung by...[/[/b]i]
Queen Valerie, hope he ain't bald?

Man! This is funny and ridiculous!!

Even if they are 0 hair bald, they still have a more than a million reasons to be thankful to God.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅😄😃

Stephendeals:
Available as seen

How much is the lowest priced of these?

Tranexamic acid

Reduces the heavy blood flow...and the pain that comes with menses.

Keep alternatives and offsite backups.

fullclub:
my dream was that immediately I came over, i and my dependant will search for jobs.. work and pay bill. but that is not feasible as I am seeing it.

i started this process with 15 million naira then when naira nose dive i had to borrowed extra 15 million to top it with interest of almost 2 million naira. landed in uk, started seeing the reality on ground

i have been in UK since 1 month plus. but getting a job as a migrant or new commer without UK experience is not easy.
in fact i have sent over 200 job application for cleaner, care assistant etc but all came with a sorry we have moved on to the next stage or you don't have uk experience.

school fees has to be paid. everyone here in tight corner... school has sent mail threatening to report to the immigration if school fees is not paid in the next few weeks to most Nigerians here.

no job, house rent is expensive.. going for 450 to 600 pounds per month.

travelling through student route is not really easy because you have to balance between work and school.. 'even at that where is the job as a new migrant.

Please if you are considering coming to UK for now.. please put on hold. the crowd from Indians, Pakistani, Malaysia, china etc is overwhelming.

it's not worth selling your home to be here.

i sleep in indeed and all this job site.. still yet nothing, bills mounting up.

all my colleague i came with are still with no jobs in other cities

after spending 13 million coming here with extra 3k dollars now almost exhausted chai


if u know you don't have full school fees, house rent for 12 months, upkeep.... running to 35m to 40m please stay back... stay back or apply through skill route.

edited with more info.

Sorry.

Look for logistics work this season.
Royal mail, Amazon, anyone.

All the best

There are four ways to access the Tree of life.
Simply, they are:

1. Wisdom is a tree of life. Prov 3:18.
2. The fruit of the righteous. Prov 11:30
3. Fulfilled aspirations. Prov 13:12
4. Soothing & healing tongue. Prov 15:4

IamANigerianMan:
He is not qualified for anything? This country is in fir sale

And how do you know that?

What Wande did is very bad.

He's not that smart and he will likely end up being duped.

Also, there was no evidence of discussion of shareholding amongst the two. Kenny shouldn't have assumed that he will have or hold the larger shareholding in the group company registered in Maryland, USA.

I'm sure Wande would have seen the US company incorporation docs and thought that in due time, Kenny will be cut out of the picture. Still, that doesn't justify what Wande did.

GANJALOWSKI:
This post is just to enlighten young men who have a legitimate source of income and are doing well financially, you dont do drugs and you dont partake in crimes. You'd easily think you have nothing to worry about SARS police, this was my belief and thought hiltherto. But today, SARS don clear my doubt, lol.

I have been hearing a lot of stories about these SARS people and I always conclude that all their victims are scammers, but today it got to my turn and now I really regret my having such thoughts. Another thing I also regret is my criticism back then of those who took part in the END SARS protest about 3 years ago. From my experience today, I need nobody to tell me that those SARS police in un-named uniforms are insane.

I'm a young man in my mid 30s, a business man and also a building contractor in Benin city

Today, I took some workers to go check out some job at a new site. When I was coming back, I met some policemen at a checkpoint close to Ikpoba river. I thought it was just a normal checkpoint, they told me to park my vehicle for search. I parked and they told me to come down and open my hood, I opened it and the policeman started checking but he found nothing. The next thing he just walked up to me and collected my 2 phones and my purse, he started inserting his hands into my pocket and pulling out money, I was surprised at his attitude so I asked him what type of search he is doing. He said I should keep quiet that if I should say anything further he will finish me right there. I'm not the type of person you can intimidate with uniform, so I told him to stop searching me in that manner. He immediately got furious and he went back to my vehicle, flung open all the doors and scattered everything inside my vehicle but still he found nothing. Like play like play(sic) this un-named policeman said I should open my phone that I'm a fraudster and a thief, one fair lady-tout-police also in uniform flung herself out of nowhere and said they should immediately handcuff me and take me to the station. I was just watching all of them acting like little children fighting for food, then one other policeman who I think was their leader came and took me by the hand and told me to go and sit down inside their hilux that was parked on one side of the road.

The police officer started browsing through my pictures, apps and every other thing in my phone but found nothing. Then he went through my message and saw my bank alerts which showed my account balance (I think Nigeria banks should give us an option to turn off sms alerts) that was when he signalled the other police that I have money and they all came together and immediately took me and my vehicle to the state headquarters at sapele road. At this moment I told my workers to go home and they should not worry about me, so they left.

When we got to the state headquarters, they took me to one of the buildings at the extreme end and told me to sit down. I told them to give me my phone so I can let my people know where I'm at and what happened, they refused. They said I'm a criminal, a thief and a fraudster. One told me that when he finish working on me I'll confess. They came back and asked me to unlock my 2 phones again which I did, they all started taking turns in browsing through my phones looking for "evidence" that I was a criminal, still they found nothing. At this stage they started threatening me with everything they could, one of them suggested that they should follow me home and search my house, another one came and asked me to pull my clothes and that they should lock me up in cell. It was at this point that I told them that they cannot intimidate me, I told them "clear conscience fears no accusations" another one came out of nowhere and slapped my left ear, i'm very sure that was all the strength he could muster but I only felt it like I was slapped by a little boy (if not for his uniform I can kill that guy with my bare hands in a physical combat)

At this point I became so enraged, but I had to calm myself down for the sake of my life at that moment. The other policeman came back and asked me to put on my clothes. He said they should open a casefile and take my statement, I was asked to write an introduction of myself, my family and my education and I did so. From then on they started dictating to me, I was told to write down that I'm an internet fraudster. Arguing with them at this stage made no sense to me so I simply wrote down everything the un-named policeman was dictating, at the end he told me to also write that everything above is true and I wasnt held under duress when I was writing it. I wrote everything as I was instructed, signed at the end and the policeman took the paper.

They stopped talking to me for sometime. Later one started insulting me that I have money but lack sense, he said I was supposed to plead with them by suggesting how much I can pay so that they will leave me alone. At the end their leader instructed them not to collect any money from me, he said they should give me back all my things that was collected and let me go. They gave me back everything that was collected and took me to where my car was parked, that was the end of my ordeal.

As a young man out there that's not into crime, try as much as possible to avoid contact with all these SARS checking point. Those people are not sane humans.

Brief a very good law firm and take it up with them for assault.

Wagwanbrethren:
There are many reasons,love. Wildfires can start from natural causes such as lightning or lava, but the vast majority of wildfires are started by people. Things like campfires, cigarettes, vehicles, or fireworks.

In cold Western countries, the vegetation is very dry and there is a lot of fuel (dead trees, brush, grass) available to burn. The weather is also usually colder, which means the air is drier and the wind can blow the fire around.
Unlike hot Western Sub Sahara countries, the vegetation here is not as dry and there is not as much fuel available to burn. The weather is usually hotter, which means the air is more humid and the wind does not blow the fire around as much as it does in most part of the Western world!

Note: we sef dey experience wildfire, just that people hardly talk about it, and it's not too common.

Nice explanation!

Melezenawii:
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

Amen!! In Jesus name!

Peledonomy:
Hakimi's estranged wife Abouk has opened up on why she and her lawyers petitioned the court for half of Hakimi's wealth.

Speaking with Editorial planeta in Spain, Abouk said that while she was married to Hakimi, she was shouldering most of the financial responsibilities.

She said Hakimi never spent his money on her or the kids. According to her "if it was about buying a new car or going for holiday alone, he would be quick to access his money. But anytime the kids or myself need something he would tell me to pay for it. He always promised to return the money later, but he never did.

Abouk further stated that she did not marry Hakimi for his money. "I met Hakimi when he was at Dortmund. He wasn't earning as much as he does today".


She went ahead to explain that leaving Hakimi was because of a lot of reasons. One of the was that Hakimi is still young and restless.

Read more at www.fininancialmine..com

You can't even spell your website correctly.

Have you found a lawyer?

Dr Aliyu ~

Lol

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