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Politics / Re: Chief-Of-Army-Staff, Buratai, Leads Soldiers For Early Morning Exercise (Photos) by Crispyshell: 8:15am On Sep 04, 2015
good one,getting them ready for (boko) dispatch embarassed
but i wonder what kind of phone/camera is this .... grin it might not be set properly or its a tecno gadget tongue
comparing itself to IPHONE6 .....ilaugh.
Death is different from sleeping ooh.
Car Talk / Re: Graphic Photos From The Horrific Accident On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Crispyshell: 10:42am On Aug 27, 2015
auntysimbiat:
[size=20pt]
More pictures from the scene here
http://nairanaijanews..com/2015/08/graphic-pictures-from-horrific-accident.html [/size]

Goat....repeated pictures, i pray that you will not die like these
btw....vow to be a good blogger not a copy paster...quote me and say amen grin
Politics / Re: Biafra Tv Begins Broadcast On STRONG Decoders!- pics by Crispyshell: 4:09pm On Aug 26, 2015
yorubatic:
I dont know why my people keeps disgracing themselves in this Nigeria? We have become too cowardly in this nigeria. We are now clowns, ibos have become our nightmare, that we even see ibo giants in our dreams...

My people has turn the sophisticated odua nation to laughing stock...they have shown the world that they are weaklings and O'yes to the Hausa / Fulani muslims. ..it is shame that my sophisticated and progressive people are a bunch of confused people who have no aspiration whatsoever. ..

It seems musiwa and I are the only brave people among our kins. ...musiwa want a western nigeria and I want a sophisticated and progressive Odu'a. ..but my coward folks want to keep being slaves to their Hausa / Fulani masters. ..

Let us that agitating for odua republic where there be no ibos, where lagos will not be no man's land...yorubas wake up. ...we can't remain cowards

My people should stop behaving like clowns ....only God can deliver my people

inciteful......but make u dey fear ur head ooh, embarassed
Ojukwu is a good example.........https://www.nairaland.com/881738/unforgivable-blunders-ojukwu-during-biafran#10290054
Family / Re: PHOTOS: Lady Gets The Shock Of Her Life After Opening A New Baby Cream by Crispyshell: 4:52pm On Aug 21, 2015
MadCow1:


Shout out to my Hommies in Aba..

Hussle hard

grin grin....nwa'aba ..... grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: How Will You Describe This Policeman by Crispyshell: 5:09pm On Jun 17, 2015
[size=18pt]NPF JINX[/size] SEE HIS LOOSED BELT
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Celebrities / Re: Abakaliki B@be Sh0ws H-er C0rrect B0dy by Crispyshell: 5:05pm On Jun 17, 2015
@op...You are a joke undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Military Officer Orders Man To Frog Jump For Scratching His Car. by Crispyshell: 5:00pm On Jun 17, 2015
he deserves it....commercial drivers can be very annoying, "attimes" grin
Romance / Re: Girls & Thier New Method Of Snapping Photos by Crispyshell: 10:37pm On Jun 16, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Career / Re: About Relocating To Nigeria From The United States by Crispyshell: 10:01pm On Jun 16, 2015
BayoAdex:
Good morning everyone, I am an American naturalized citizen and currently a studying chemical engineering in the United States. My plan is to relocate to Nigeria after the completion of my program (plus an MBA) with the aim of working in a top oil and gas/petrochemical firm, as life in the U.S to me is "monkey dey work baboon dey chop".

Please I need your candid advise whether relocating to Nigeria is something reasonable. By the way I used to live in Lagos and Ibadan, I left Nigeria about 5 years ago so I pretty much still have a feel. Please Engineers in the house and my honorable people, I need your advise. Thank you.

PERSONALLY ....I WILL ADVICE YOU TO KEEP WORKING FOR THE BABOONS.....its profitable than nothing.
Crime / Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Crispyshell: 4:24pm On Jun 16, 2015
if this is true then ..........Laugh must have killed someone due to LOLLZ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Romance / Re: Beautiful Igbo Women by Crispyshell: 2:49pm On Jun 16, 2015
it looks like these legs got attachments lollz.......Lengthy

Politics / Re: Buhari Should Deny It, If He's Not Getting Funds From ISIS, Al Queda - FFK by Crispyshell: 1:40pm On Mar 21, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin i cannot but laugh to these APC washed morons. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Declares: Only a Bastard Will Vote Jonathan by Crispyshell: 10:39am On Mar 20, 2015
PROPAGANDA...THE COMMITTEE LEADER IS JONA'S KEY-PERSON.... shocked .
Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? (photo) by Crispyshell: 10:26am On Mar 20, 2015
English name.....Dialium indum

Yoruba name......AWIN

Botanical name....VELVET TAMARID
Religion / Re: Flesh Eater, Demonic Prostitute Exposed In Lagos Crusade(pics). by Crispyshell: 10:08am On Mar 20, 2015
KashyBaby:
I dunno but i dont believe in witchcraft... sad
COME NAIJA....I WILL BLIV grin
Phones / Re: The MTN Enhanced Goodybag: Call All Networks At 10k/s by Crispyshell: 10:30am On Mar 19, 2015
IWillSucceed:
So at what rate do you call from the main account and the bonus account.

0.40kb/s which is 25ngn/m.........MTN grin Giving with the right two fingers and collecting with the right hand....S/A thieves exploiting nigerians.

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Politics / -poor Atiku Abubakar- by Crispyshell: 9:52pm On Mar 17, 2015
Got this from a colleague and i also wanna share


Having decamped twice from PDP, the party which brought him to power as Vice President from 1999 to 2007, he believed his Presidential ambitions would be fulfilled by joining APC. Insiders say he had consulted widely with Bola Tinubu who had given assurances to him that he would clinch the APC Presidential ticket. And so he decamped.
It was to his utmost shock that he found out that Tinubu and the APC had sold him a dummy. He was schemed out of the Presidential race and disgraced to third place at the convention after having reportedly spent over 5 billion naira to campaign for his nomination. Worse still, he had been forced to sign an undertaking with other Presidential Candidates in APC not to defect if any of them lost.
And so he remained. Putting up a couple of grin - and - bear - it appearances at some APC events and occasional statements of vilification of President Jonathan; just to show that he was still kosher with the party.
But he suddenly went quiet. Reports say he refused to fund the Buhari Campaign and sulked away in his mansion, adopting a wait - and - see attitude. To his horror, his arch-enemy and nemesis, President Obasanjo whom he dislikes with a passion, left PDP and has made moves to join APC or rather is being wooed to join and is reportedly agreeable somewhat to the idea.
What? Would he, Atiku, be made to suffer further humiliation by being in the same political enclave with his biggest traducer? No. He wouldn't take it.
And Atiku reportedly gave his Plan B.
Some members of his political group, the erstwhile powerful Peoples Democratic Movement, PDM, in the Southwest zone openly decamped to PDP and declared for President Jonathan officially today. This strategic group in the Southwest holds the important key to the political structures of Atiku in the Southwest region and are somewhat political power mongers in that zone. They are now officially with Jonathan.
How did this happen? Eh? Where? The APC is asking and side - eyeing Atiku who's saying he had no hand in it. Indeed. Perhaps.
But the APC propaganda machine published in Sahara Reporters a few hours ago an interesting scoop. They reported that on Friday night, Atiku was about to go to bed when his Gateman told him that President Jonathan was in his living room! Surprised, Atiku received him and there was a discussion. Of course, the Propagandists had to twist the story to make it seem as if Atiku was offered the headship of an interim government by Jonathan and even quoted Atiku as saying so. Quite a great subterfuge by Atiku. Ingenious.
Of course he will come out to deny that he will never go back to PDP. That's a Janus- faced strategy. Deny and even abuse the PDP and the President. But he knows what was agreed that night in Jonathan's masterstroke meeting.
And today, Atiku's foot soldiers in the Southwest openly moved to Jonathan's camp. Interim government ko, arrangee government ni! Deft political masterstroke.
Those who wish Buhari foisted on Nigeria again always dance in glee when people decamp from PDP to APC. They forget to examine the fibre of those who could run from a party which made them wealthy just for political opportunism. Those kind of politicians never ever can be wholly trusted on their new party. And that's how Buhari will lose this March. He's getting so many kisses from Judases who had once held the Purse strings for Jonathan. Seeing Buhari has nothing to offer except an alliance with Tinubu, these guys remember the pacifism of Jonathan and will run back home.
And Jonathan is like the forgiving father waiting with open arms to receive the Prodigals. Politics without bitterness.
Just come on home, my friends. Come on home.

Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Crispyshell: 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2015
barman......gimme one origin



my people i get this new video on my ipad
Crime / Re: Heavy Gunshots In Lekki 1 As Police Battles With Armed Robbers! by Crispyshell: 10:07am On Mar 13, 2015
eluquenson:
At this time of the day...walahi this is terrible oh

” Kayode Aderanti, the Lagos state commissioner of police, who visited the the bank, said the police was assessing the situation and promised that the robbers would be apprehended.

Read more at: TheCable

na today ?
Politics / Re: Watch Remi Tinubu Harass Obanikoro On The Floors Of The Senate Chamber by Crispyshell: 9:59am On Mar 13, 2015
diceman1:
I watched the video. I didn't see any form of harassment.


.......APC washed.

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Phones / Re: Problem Solved.easy Way To Activate Whatsapp Calling Feature by Crispyshell: 1:32pm On Mar 11, 2015
wonderful.....fully working on my S4....Bless you
Politics / Re: (PICTURE) APC Legislator Caught Contesting In Two States by Crispyshell: 12:39pm On Mar 11, 2015
[size=18pt]ALL PARTY CRIMINALS (APC)[/size].......change

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Phones / Re: Why You Should Browse With Mtn Instead Of Other Networks by Crispyshell: 12:17pm On Mar 10, 2015
MTN may be faster in writing but the network isnt stable everywhere as they claim......
EMTS(etisalat) Blazing like LTE every where and at all time.



MTN my As*.....Scam network sucking Nigerians since May 16, 2001.
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo, Lionel Messi And Cesc Fabregas Hang Out Together (photos) by Crispyshell: 10:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
OUR LADIES CAN HUSTLE OH grin shocked tongue
Phones / Re: Have You Seen This In Your Area? (PIC) by Crispyshell: 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2015
jboy73:


As of now mtn network make brain... I d stream
3hrs YouTube video, download 5+gb file per day, stream live football, live wrestling, life TV series.. With no interruption on mtn.

I use up to 12gb per day with just 1000naira for 30days. Mtn make brain my guy.

Who ask you QUESTION?
Must you come here and show-off?........Keep it to yourself while it last. angry

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Health / Re: How Much Sex Is Too Much Sex? by Crispyshell: 11:47am On Mar 09, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:
O boy, there is nothing like too much sex!!! As long as konji dey carry you, a beg continue knacking!

leave that on...Konji na state of mind.....like 5-10 Gush will be good in one week,for married couple and spacing it will be better grin

my candid opinion lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Nadia Buari: Who Is Prettier? by Crispyshell: 3:47pm On Mar 03, 2015
Viktor1983:
[size=18pt]The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice[/size]


JUST IMAGINE NADIA BUHARI IN BLACK SKIN AND TELL ME WHAT SHE WILL LOOK LIKE lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: MASSOB Launches Biafran Currency, Vehicle Number Plates, Drivers Licence In Ower by Crispyshell: 5:54am On Feb 28, 2015
[size=18pt]OYO L'EWA[/size] grin
Phones / Re: OAU Student Purchases Iphone6 That Uses Nokia Battery by Crispyshell: 8:58am On Feb 25, 2015
oshokay:
Ohhhh my goodness lord may this not happen to me..A student of OAU (name unknown) and her roommate would be telling a story for a very long time as they recently purchased an iphone 6 that uses a Nokia battery.

According to her, except for the Apple logo and Iphone 6 boldly written at the back, the phone is just exactly like a cheap techno phone.

She added : "The camera quality is not only pathetic, the touch pad is terrible with its sinking effect. For the screen, it's just a write-off."

"This is saddening for my room mate who not only saved up, but sold her former phone to order for the phone online and get it delivered at over 100k." What other reason does a person need to get a heart attack?


source : http://oshokay..com/2015/02/student-of-oau-purchases-iphone-6-with.html


[size=18pt]FROM WHICH OF THE ONLINE STORES DID SHE ORDER ?[/size]

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