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Businesslocator:
lol me no sabi u na

lol.

kelechiMarie:
this ship dont sail that way. Carry your marriage proposal go jare

chai. Lol. I go buy u ship too.

onomeglo:
hahahhaha this is serious,u went and upload a pix,I'm just joking ooo,but u try

just to letchu know I was serious. Dat was me. So wassup baby? Let's start from sumwhr.

onomeglo:
where ur pinsure?

I try? Ma future wife.

onomeglo:
where ur pinsure?

I try?

onomeglo:
lolz.... Most handsome dudes no get eye for a very pretty women,na so my very cute bros go bring one amoeba come home ,well so they said love is blind sha...

I'm cute and u are too, so wassup baby?

Harbdulrasaq:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-LFP6jxUax6s/Vg1JgACtslI/AAAAAAAG0VA/8_DYHH8Gk8I/s1600/unnamed.png[/img]
DJ Xclusive and his bride, Tinuke Ogundero at their traditional wedding holding in Lagos today. Pics of some wedding guests after the cut...

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[img]http://1.bp..com/-r_VMQFH7mSU/Vg1KDVGOqBI/AAAAAAAG0VQ/5O_Ni4GqKb8/s1600/b.png[/img]

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/10/photos-dj-xclusive-his-bride-on-their.html

marriage no b everything.

kelechiMarie:
Cute

marry me nah. Evn if ur finger-ring na diamond. I no mind. I go buy gold for u.

ellahzy:
congrats

@least he will stop crushing on Kim Kardashian


one pic of d bride, 2 pics of Niyola... abeg who get d wedding??


the struggle is real oo 4:38pm (see d number of ppl dat commented within 60 secs)

marry me nah. Money dey.

Businesslocator:
I don finally kill nairabet and merrybet

ahhhhhhhh, and u no tell me wen u wan play am. E no good oooo.

XavierBlue:
https://www.naij.com/573845-nigeriaat55-amazing-see-much-nigerian-fashion-evolved-since-independence.html

another fashion, 25-year old pikin na virgin dat time, 25-yr old no b virgin dis time...

wristbangle:
E make sense like that. Hope she is enjoying the match?

sure bro.. Both football match and 'sexual match'... Lol

frisky2good:
I look the list sef and non-Yoruba's plenty but some people no dey think before dem type.

abi. Psquare no b yoruba.

horexy:
I don't date dumb guys...only dumb guys would do most if not all of d aforementioned

lol. I don't fink guys do dese anymore.

TaoBalinga:
Lil kesh for next rated joor, where is 'lagos boys'?

na next year headies award 'lagos boys' go dey. No b dis year.

frisky2good:
Help me tell him that Igbo people too can organize their own awards.

I wonder o. Dem nominate people for awards,e dey tok say dem no nominate ibo. Illbliss na yoruba?.... If no be say ppu like d phyno,we hear wetin hin dey talk?

cr7lomo:
Phyno not nominated for best rap , infact I now believe burna boy, this is a pure Yoruba award . Eventually nominating the one that Yoruba boys featured him in , so that they make sure a Yoruba boy wins that category..... Stupid award

u b rapper ni? Why u dey rap like dis?

money121:
The beautiful daughters of the Oyo state governor, Abiola Ajimobi pictured above at the wedding of Jibs in Lebanon recently. Stunning women!

See more @: http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/09/see-beautiful-daughters-of-governor.html

dem mama fine as well.

wristbangle:
There is a limit to everything in life most especially when it comes to relationship and marriage because if the function of a man is switched, people will term the lady in his life as a witch.

This is why it is advisable for couples or "couples to be" not to overstep their boundary when displaying love as the gossips, the broken hearted and perhaps those who mean well will term such guy as a slow poke person.

Going straight to the business of the day, let's take a brief look on things guys do that show ladies are in control of their life.


1. Becoming her errand boy/puppet

When men were boys, ladies used me as their puppet by sending me to buy food, fetch water and others. My friends made jest of me, calling me lover boy and reported me to my parents that I am under chioma's spell.

2. Suffering and Smiling Attitude

Some ladies are in the habit of abusing guys for no reason most especially if he is broke or too dumb to express his emotion. If a guy who used to be affluent and jovial becomes broke, ladies will ridicule and ruin his reputation in public as people will believe that his destiny has been nailed on a tree by her.

3. Emptying his account or pocket for her

I hate it when guys in their right senses empty their account for ladies to make Brazilian hair, buy expensive phones and other worthless purposes albeit him begging for N50 recharge card, garri, etc.

5. She eats assorted meals while he drinks water during date

Wonders shall never end as some guys exhibit pretence during date by drinking pure water while the lady he is asking out eats all sort of assorted meals. No doubt if this act continues, people will ask if the guy is mentally sound.

6. Helping her to attain good grade in school while he is on probation

This act is common in school where shallow minded guys act like machos by helping ladies to write test and assignment at the detriment of their success. This is perhaps one of the reasons why ladies are getting good jobs after school meanwhile guys with poor grades are struggling to get common cement lifting jobs.

6. Washing her under wears

I wrote an article few months ago about a friend of mine who washed a lady's underwears during NYSC program as she used, duped and dumped the mumu guy for another guy few months after the end of the program. I pity the life of some guys who believe that this act is out of love because apart from the fact that his image will be tarnished, those around will see him as a retaarded individual.

7. Loosing her hair regularly

Some guys are fun of this act which on regular occasion will attract insult from the society as people will advice such guys to visit MFM for deliverance.

8. Neglecting football match in order to satisfy her regularly

I have seen a die-hard football fan who became a "hommie" during live matches because his girlfriend told him to choose between football and her. What amuses me is that this guy always satisfy her in terms of attention, care, money, etc but when a match is about to commence, this is when she starts nagging about him not respecting her feelings.

ma own babe understand wella. She dey folo me go watch football matches sometimes sef...

SirLegal:
You won't believe me if I told you mine. But I came here just to read comments.

u don enta am too? Lol.

henribj:
am still waiting on that girl that will make me wash her undies
but wait o... if i use a washing machine to wash the undies, is it still seen as she having influence over me? after all i no use hand wash am, i just throw am put inside the washing machine

LMAOOOO. U dey mad ooo.

wristbangle:


Hahahahahahahaha Lwkmdh. Even me whey I write this article know no say e funny like that.

I see u rapmoney oo

wen drogba no dey play ball for ma head. Lol.

Rapmoney:
Wristbangle, you dor start again o! . Your list funny sha!!! . I met my first girlfriend in the university through the help I rendered her...(May 5th, 2003). I helped her carry a 20 litre gerrycan of water from Campus Road to Girls Hostel while she walked elegantly behind me!!! . She was very loving and caring though . Anyway, God bless the day I made a vow never to be a mugu in my life!

no temme say u no nak her oo.

horexy:
Yimu

horexy:
Yimu

ur boo dey do those things for u abi?

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/robbers-drown-inside-canal-while-escaping-with-n13000/

dese people no be like mario wey enter canal wey no dey die...

sixtuschimere:
More

make e no go sing anoda song,, na godwin make e dey kari about. Him and kiss daniel. Make dem no go be like X-project.

Urbino:
fork all of you i found it

bro,can u enlighten me on dis mobdro? How does it work?

pamcode:
Chelsea striker Diego Costa is available for Tuesday's match in Porto because his domestic three-match ban does not extend to European games.

Blues manager Jose Mourinho, who oversaw the Portuguese club's Champions League victory in 2004, has no new injury worries for the Group G match.

Porto midfielder Yacine Brahimi hurt his right knee against Moreirense on Friday, but is in the squad.

Midfielders Hector Herrera and Silvestre Varela have been left out.

The Blues began their group campaign with a 4-0 win over Maccabi Tel Aviv, although they are a lowly 15th in the Premier League after seven games.

Porto coach Julen Lopetegui, a former Barcelona and Rayo Vallecano goalkeeper, said he has not factored in Chelsea's domestic form.

"They have kicked off by winning 4-0 and that says how they are going to hang on to this competition, which is the most important at a club level," he said.

"That they started their own league better or worse has no impact. They are great team with great potential at every level."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34384083

buh I hear say costa na d best player for pitch, e neva score ni?

haibe:
Not all.. That I can tell u

ok o. If u dnt believe me,I do believe u.

haibe:
She should let him know she is not interested in money and try as much as possible not to accept material things. Any gifts in the relationship should be in its entirety voluntary from either party as a result of love, not for selfish reasons.

ahhhh! For dis naija? Naija babes wey dey dey horrrny like anything.