Towncrier247:
Article written by Splendormag's Kelechi Stephenson. Enjoy...

There is a saying that women often say what they do not mean. I have noticed that this seems to be true when it comes to Nigerian women's relationship in terms of what society believe these women are looking for in a man and what they usually settle for.

For instance, there is this perception that Nigerian women prefer a man who looks like Hollywood actor Idris Elba, and most articles on dating and sexual attraction always tell men to look hot and sexy with six pacs and what have you. If you are just an afraid guy living a sedentary life, you'll get confuse since you wouldn't know where to start from.

But have you noticed that most of the Nigeran sex tapes on the internet shows mostly average looking, scrawny, pot bellied, or fat dude drilling some hot Naija babes? Even most times, short dude that women often insult are the ones having a field day in these tapes!

Funny enough, the noise about girls and love for brawny, six-packed, and 'hot looking' guys alone will make u believe that the average guys are not getting 'some' at all.

The deal breaker for me is the way many of our Nigerian female celebrities despite always being paired with 'hot guys' on TV are ending up with 1-pack kinda guys in real life. Isn't that amazing?

Think about it, even OAP Toolz whom everybody knows will empty her bank account to get-away with Idris Elba, is getting married to an average looking Captain Demuren soon. Haha, you see?

Splendormag.com brings you 10 examples of hot Nigerian female celebs whose spouses are nothing near what society, media or fashion industry describe as "hot". Most of them don't even have fine faces, but their hot women are/were crazy about them.

1. Mercy Aigbe

Mercy Aigbe is a lady so beautiful, thousands of "tall, dark and handsome guys" will wish to date, but the beautiful actress is happily married to Larry Gentry, a man you can not likened to a Hollywood prince charming.

2. Tonto Dikeh

When Tonko Dikeh announced her man, Oladunni Churchill many expected to see the proverbial "tall, dark and handsome" dude, but lo and behold, the sweet heart of our dear Tonto is just an average looking guy in stature. And you can see his small belly in most of their photos.


3. Dabota Lawson-Aku

Isn't it a surprise that someone like Dabota Lawson, former Miss Nigeria UK who is coming from the world of modeling which parades only men with well chiseled body has vowed to spend the rest of her life with owner of Novena Majestic Furniture Prince Sunny Aku? She even dwarfs the scrawny looking man and she looks very happy.

4. Mercy johnson

Mercy Johnson has been the dream of every man out there ever since she began acting. With such a voluptuous body, the man that has tickled her fancy is Prince Odianosen Okojie

5. Laide Bakare

One of the most sought after beautiful Yoruba actress, Laide Bakare is been married to two men so far and they are both not an Idris Elba kind of guy. First one is Olumide Okufulure whom she left in 2011, and now Alhaji Mutairu Atanda Orilowo whom she is currently married to.


6. Foluke Daramola Salako

How many African men don't like a fully endowed woman? Foluke Daramola is the dream of most men, but while many Idris Elbas of this world can only have her in their dreams, Kayode Salako is her "Oga at the Top".


7. Omoni Oboli

Just check out beautful actress Omoni Oboli's husband. He looks like an average church brother; tiny looking. Like many Nigerian ladies will say " the dude no grab". But he's cool and hot with Omoni Oboli.

8.Chika Ike

Though they are divorced now, but Tony Eberiri was her ultimate man for some years. We all know that Chika Ike has been one of the hottest actresses in town.

9. Ini Edo

The irresistible Ini Edo was married to Philip Ehiagwina from 2008 to 2004. Philip like most Naija babes do say, is "just there" lookwise.

10. Isabella Ayuk

Former MBGN Issabella Ayuk unveiled her fiance not long ago. Check him out and tell us if he looks anything near an Idris Elba.
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/10-hot-nigerian-female-celebrities-not.html
CAPTIONS:
1:Mercy Aigbe and Hubby
2:Tonto Dikeh and hubby
3:Dabota Lawson and Hubby
4:Laide Bakare and Hubby

Aki and wife... Though,u mentioned female celebs

Freemanan:

Iyanya

oh,u av a point. Na cos of hin 6 packs people dey go hin show.

Towncrier247:
CAPTIONS: 9: Mercy Jonson and Hubby 10: Isabella Ayuk and fiance

dat 3rd pic funny die.

BOWOTO:
who six packs don help?

I wonder o.

Towncrier247:
CAPTIONS:
9: Mercy Jonson and Hubby
10: Isabella Ayuk and fiance

d most important things are love,care and money... Bleep 6 packs!!! Naija babes and craze.

flawlessT:
Hmmmmm

oya I'm waiting. Let's drop our digits.

Elkewwty:

lol, thanks

u welkum

tunmidon:
For God's sake he just met the girl.Who knows maybe she was searching for who to spread her unknown disease to.

original condoms dey..

tunmidon:
For God's sake he just met the girl.Who knows maybe she was searching for who to spread her unknown disease to.

original condoms dey...

tunmidon:
I'm not trying to side her but just advicing.And that is the truth.

buh I'm not supporting d guy. U ursef know he messed up. He should've helped d babe nah.

tunmidon:
I'm not trying to side her but just advicing.And that is the truth.

buh I'm not supporting d guy. U ursef know he messed up. He should've helped d babe nah.

Elkewwty:
Biko, call her if you feel you've wronged her. Why carry such issue to nairaland?

buh mama,u're endowed. Chei! See beauty.

AwesomelyMade:
Ok I have known her for sometime now. I met her on my way to work, we got talking and exchanged contacts. She calls to find out if I have eaten, and I am like 'yes'. '

What did you eat' I ate rice. This she tries to find out everyday until she asked to see and taste the rice I prepared at home.

I understood she was looking for a way to visit. Finally she visited, didn't want hear anything about work or even the rice she wanted to see, but to watch some stuff on my laptop. She calls me to sit beside her. I did! She chuckles and places head on my shoulder, I tried to offer her something but she refuses. I observed that she drew closer at each chuckle

Before I could say jack robinson, she was all touchy and started kissing. I wish I could upload the pix of my mouth, she bit my lips and apologized. Why i asked?

She said she couldn't control herself. She literally asked me to have sex with her and I refused on the grounds I just can't.

'I am a woman for crying out loud' she pleaded, 'please do it'.

'No I can't' I told her.
She gets angry and leaves. I really don't know what to do now.

wey some guys go see babe today,still nak her today.

AwesomelyMade:


how do I make her less annoyed with me.

u dey ask babe make she advise u? Chei... Baba u don gock ursef jare, and dis thing dey pain me. D babe fit no come to u again o. Na dat time wey she need am,u no help her. Help and u shall find help too. Except d babe ugly...

tunmidon:
Op what you did was right,actually you don't have to sleep with a girl you just met.

yimu. Wetin girl go tok bfor?

AwesomelyMade:
Ok I have known her for sometime now. I met her on my way to work, we got talking and exchanged contacts. She calls to find out if I have eaten, and I am like 'yes'. '

What did you eat' I ate rice. This she tries to find out everyday until she asked to see and taste the rice I prepared at home.

I understood she was looking for a way to visit. Finally she visited, didn't want hear anything about work or even the rice she wanted to see, but to watch some stuff on my laptop. She calls me to sit beside her. I did! She chuckles and places head on my shoulder, I tried to offer her something but she refuses. I observed that she drew closer at each chuckle

Before I could say jack robinson, she was all touchy and started kissing. I wish I could upload the pix of my mouth, she bit my lips and apologized. Why i asked?

She said she couldn't control herself. She literally asked me to have sex with her and I refused on the grounds I just can't.

'I am a woman for crying out loud' she pleaded, 'please do it'.

'No I can't' I told her.
She gets angry and leaves. I really don't know what to do now.

baba u don dull am o. Na free food dem con give u nah... Na empty net u lose. U be virgin boy ni or just in d name of say u responsible?... U dey regret or wetin? She don go b dat.

ajasa4link:

U have not suggested anything and yet u call other people's opinion trash?......

I suggested one before writing this... Read ma previous comment...

flawlessT:
Hmmmm

so pretty baby gal,I'm serious dis tym around. Privacy!!! U understand woh I mean. Smilez.

flawlessT:
U don knw me already nah

'know' pass 'know'. U understand.

flawlessT:
U don knw me already nah

'know' pass 'know'. U understand.

exlinkleads:
Celebrity stylist Toyin Lawani shared this graphic photo and wrote:


[b]''I begged @celebdr to take pictures for me during my process and I got it Recorded for my Reality show #Lifeofanenterpreneur, didnt wnt to post earlier cse i hate pity,also didn't wnt 2gross out people,but had to post cse i realize frm d mails,i got frm my fellow ladies,that we have too many ignorant people out there and what they don't know is,*This shit kills* imagine when my non stop big chunks of lumpy bleeding started,if i was far away from a clinic??

One of d Questions asked through my email,can u hv babies after the procedure,well yes u can,As u can see my womb was stitched bck and with healing,i can carry a baby to term..

Alot of people dnt get pregnant due to it, .You can Even seal up ur womb after u take in,to aviod miscarriage due to your fibriods,worst is to hv them and get pregnant,you will have something called Red degeneration from abt 4months,up it stops abt 7 to 8months,i cldnt work nor walk during this process,my son is lucky to be here,you have to be one strong woman like me,for your baby to survive it,The pain is so unbearable and thrs little d docs cn give u cse whatever they give u,can harm baby,And thrs this laparoscopic morcellator technique now that spreads cancer cell on ur uterus,it's a better way of Doing it and not getting cut/scar, but it's dangerous,Some people even believe in taking herbs,well it might melt it for a while bt it will come back,i hv seen people bleed to death due to concussions they gv them to drink to shrink it,

The sideffect of d medical drugs dt even shrinks it,makes u hate sex,cause fibriods makes sex more painful and imagine if you have a partner that can't keep it in his pants or a partner who want babies so bad &ur tubes gets blocked by ds,while u are calming to be in pain,he will just be spreading Babies Everywhr,during the surgery some women lose their wombs due to non stop bleeding.Alot of people say but Atm ur tummy is flat,how come you have 3fibriods..well other days my stomach swells up and I pee every sec.please contact @celebdr for free Questions and safe surgery .Nothing to be scared about,God will guide you.pls feel free to mail me for any Questions at info@tiannahstyling.com or contact @celebdr''[/b]

https://instagram.com/p/8qEflDq6xJ0BeR62JugDjZ0yEYfCx8su1wmXI0/?taken-by=tiannahsplacempire

na horror movie be dis o. Saw IV

exlinkleads:
Celebrity stylist Toyin Lawani shared this graphic photo and wrote:


[b]''I begged @celebdr to take pictures for me during my process and I got it Recorded for my Reality show #Lifeofanenterpreneur, didnt wnt to post earlier cse i hate pity,also didn't wnt 2gross out people,but had to post cse i realize frm d mails,i got frm my fellow ladies,that we have too many ignorant people out there and what they don't know is,*This shit kills* imagine when my non stop big chunks of lumpy bleeding started,if i was far away from a clinic??

One of d Questions asked through my email,can u hv babies after the procedure,well yes u can,As u can see my womb was stitched bck and with healing,i can carry a baby to term..

Alot of people dnt get pregnant due to it, .You can Even seal up ur womb after u take in,to aviod miscarriage due to your fibriods,worst is to hv them and get pregnant,you will have something called Red degeneration from abt 4months,up it stops abt 7 to 8months,i cldnt work nor walk during this process,my son is lucky to be here,you have to be one strong woman like me,for your baby to survive it,The pain is so unbearable and thrs little d docs cn give u cse whatever they give u,can harm baby,And thrs this laparoscopic morcellator technique now that spreads cancer cell on ur uterus,it's a better way of Doing it and not getting cut/scar, but it's dangerous,Some people even believe in taking herbs,well it might melt it for a while bt it will come back,i hv seen people bleed to death due to concussions they gv them to drink to shrink it,

The sideffect of d medical drugs dt even shrinks it,makes u hate sex,cause fibriods makes sex more painful and imagine if you have a partner that can't keep it in his pants or a partner who want babies so bad &ur tubes gets blocked by ds,while u are calming to be in pain,he will just be spreading Babies Everywhr,during the surgery some women lose their wombs due to non stop bleeding.Alot of people say but Atm ur tummy is flat,how come you have 3fibriods..well other days my stomach swells up and I pee every sec.please contact @celebdr for free Questions and safe surgery .Nothing to be scared about,God will guide you.pls feel free to mail me for any Questions at info@tiannahstyling.com or contact @celebdr''[/b]

https://instagram.com/p/8qEflDq6xJ0BeR62JugDjZ0yEYfCx8su1wmXI0/?taken-by=tiannahsplacempire

no b dis babe dey date one small guy like dat?.

exlinkleads:
Celebrity stylist Toyin Lawani shared this graphic photo and wrote:


[b]''I begged @celebdr to take pictures for me during my process and I got it Recorded for my Reality show #Lifeofanenterpreneur, didnt wnt to post earlier cse i hate pity,also didn't wnt 2gross out people,but had to post cse i realize frm d mails,i got frm my fellow ladies,that we have too many ignorant people out there and what they don't know is,*This shit kills* imagine when my non stop big chunks of lumpy bleeding started,if i was far away from a clinic??

One of d Questions asked through my email,can u hv babies after the procedure,well yes u can,As u can see my womb was stitched bck and with healing,i can carry a baby to term..

Alot of people dnt get pregnant due to it, .You can Even seal up ur womb after u take in,to aviod miscarriage due to your fibriods,worst is to hv them and get pregnant,you will have something called Red degeneration from abt 4months,up it stops abt 7 to 8months,i cldnt work nor walk during this process,my son is lucky to be here,you have to be one strong woman like me,for your baby to survive it,The pain is so unbearable and thrs little d docs cn give u cse whatever they give u,can harm baby,And thrs this laparoscopic morcellator technique now that spreads cancer cell on ur uterus,it's a better way of Doing it and not getting cut/scar, but it's dangerous,Some people even believe in taking herbs,well it might melt it for a while bt it will come back,i hv seen people bleed to death due to concussions they gv them to drink to shrink it,

The sideffect of d medical drugs dt even shrinks it,makes u hate sex,cause fibriods makes sex more painful and imagine if you have a partner that can't keep it in his pants or a partner who want babies so bad &ur tubes gets blocked by ds,while u are calming to be in pain,he will just be spreading Babies Everywhr,during the surgery some women lose their wombs due to non stop bleeding.Alot of people say but Atm ur tummy is flat,how come you have 3fibriods..well other days my stomach swells up and I pee every sec.please contact @celebdr for free Questions and safe surgery .Nothing to be scared about,God will guide you.pls feel free to mail me for any Questions at info@tiannahstyling.com or contact @celebdr''[/b]

https://instagram.com/p/8qEflDq6xJ0BeR62JugDjZ0yEYfCx8su1wmXI0/?taken-by=tiannahsplacempire

no b dis babe dey date one small guy like dat?

Venom104:
1..Car wash.. If you can find a strategic location in a commercial or institutional area to rent or get persimmon for use with returns to the owner monthly. You could make between 30-70k monthly

2..Barbing saloon..Also involves you scouting a good area probably around a campus or residential area to get a small shop, generator, clippers etc

3..Business center(Photocopying/Printing)..Laptop, a small A4 printer and/or a second hand photocopier, You would be surprised by how much you could make in a month in a campus or ministry..

All the above involve the sale of a service with little running costs, rather than goods that might tie your money down till a customer comes along.Maybe other posters can advice you adequately on goods that can bring good returns.

Wish you all the best..

na u make sense pass all of dem wey dey tok trash. Especially d one wey tok about suya b'ness. Smh..

Venom104:
1..Car wash.. If you can find a strategic location in a commercial or institutional area to rent or get persimmon for use with returns to the owner monthly. You could make between 30-70k monthly

2..Barbing saloon..Also involves you scouting a good area probably around a campus or residential area to get a small shop, generator, clippers etc

3..Business center(Photocopying/Printing)..Laptop, a small A4 printer and/or a second hand photocopier, You would be surprised by how much you could make in a month in a campus or ministry..

All the above involve the sale of a service with little running costs, rather than goods that might tie your money down till a customer comes along.Maybe other posters can advice you adequately on goods that can bring good returns.

Wish you all the best..

na u make sense pass all of dem wey dey tok trash. Especially d one wey tok about suya b'ness. Smh.

TK0907:
I'm a graduate that completed my NYSC by july and at the end of my service, all the cash i could save was N50,000 and i have tried getting a job but all to no avail after the service and i have tried to keep this money in my account but i don't have an idea of any little business that i can start with this small amount and i'm tired of staying at home. I need an advice please.

go learn hairdressing. Ur boss no fit collect pass 30k. Thank me later.

nedu2000:
ike way dey wear leggings?lolss....he'll barely enter nigeria's top 3 keepers let alone upstage vincent

LMAO... Leggings..

nedu2000:
ike way dey wear leggings?lolss....he'll barely enter nigeria's top 3 keepers let alone upstage vincent

LMAO... Leggings.

vivianblog3:
He is Dead, but his successors still maintains his Name. Fela Kuti, also known as Fela Anikulapo Kuti or simply Fela, was a Nigerian multi-instrumentalist, musician, composer, pioneer of the Afrobeat music genre, human rights activist, and political maverick. , is indeed a great man in Nigeria, as the celebration of Felabration 2015 is at the Corner his American girlfriend Sandra Izsadore arrives Nigeria, see photo below.

source ... http://www.vivianblog.com/felas-american-girlfriend-sandra-izsadore-arrives-nigeria-for-felabration-2015.html

GF of a gangsta na gangsta. Felaburation in two days and mr fela don dey hit rock with hammer for hell.. I no judge o.

MARINS:
As seen on Instagram today.

[b]''Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of whatsoever,I fear no evil for thou oh God JEHOVAH is with me.I didn't have a problem with Chief Onibginde,Chukwu,Equavon,Berti vogts,Lars Lagerback, Keshi. Under Berti Vogts, I WAS INJURED. it was a match against Ugandan that we won 1/0. The coach decided to stick to Austine Ejide after that match because Ejide had a great game. ONE QUESTION to everyone.
Who would be happy after just burying your mother that carried you 9months in the womb and suffered for you day and night, jumping on a 6hour plane to represent your fatherland only to be stripped of the captainship and humiliated at the first meeting in front of everyone after serving the nation for 13years. I have honoured about 99% of the national team invitations no matter where the match is played. Anyway, my decision to quit the national team is for the best interest of the nation. I don't want to be the reason that Nigerian football house is divided. I want Nigeria to get back up to where it belongs. It's a professional decision made for the blessing of the nation.I am very sorry for being the reason that all this things are happening.God bless NIGERIA#wearenigeriag.
[/b]



https://instagram.com/p/8pWzrAzavo/?taken-by=vinny2908

nawa o. Na dis enyeama dem tok say worth 10 billion naira. Money fit go anywhere o

MARINS:
As seen on Instagram today.

[b]''Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of whatsoever,I fear no evil for thou oh God JEHOVAH is with me.I didn't have a problem with Chief Onibginde,Chukwu,Equavon,Berti vogts,Lars Lagerback, Keshi. Under Berti Vogts, I WAS INJURED. it was a match against Ugandan that we won 1/0. The coach decided to stick to Austine Ejide after that match because Ejide had a great game. ONE QUESTION to everyone.
Who would be happy after just burying your mother that carried you 9months in the womb and suffered for you day and night, jumping on a 6hour plane to represent your fatherland only to be stripped of the captainship and humiliated at the first meeting in front of everyone after serving the nation for 13years. I have honoured about 99% of the national team invitations no matter where the match is played. Anyway, my decision to quit the national team is for the best interest of the nation. I don't want to be the reason that Nigerian football house is divided. I want Nigeria to get back up to where it belongs. It's a professional decision made for the blessing of the nation.I am very sorry for being the reason that all this things are happening.God bless NIGERIA#wearenigeriag.
[/b]



https://instagram.com/p/8pWzrAzavo/?taken-by=vinny2908

nawa o. Na dis enyeama dem tok say worth 10 billion naira. Money fit go anywhere o..

MARINS:
As seen on Instagram today.

[b]''Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of whatsoever,I fear no evil for thou oh God JEHOVAH is with me.I didn't have a problem with Chief Onibginde,Chukwu,Equavon,Berti vogts,Lars Lagerback, Keshi. Under Berti Vogts, I WAS INJURED. it was a match against Ugandan that we won 1/0. The coach decided to stick to Austine Ejide after that match because Ejide had a great game. ONE QUESTION to everyone.
Who would be happy after just burying your mother that carried you 9months in the womb and suffered for you day and night, jumping on a 6hour plane to represent your fatherland only to be stripped of the captainship and humiliated at the first meeting in front of everyone after serving the nation for 13years. I have honoured about 99% of the national team invitations no matter where the match is played. Anyway, my decision to quit the national team is for the best interest of the nation. I don't want to be the reason that Nigerian football house is divided. I want Nigeria to get back up to where it belongs. It's a professional decision made for the blessing of the nation.I am very sorry for being the reason that all this things are happening.God bless NIGERIA#wearenigeriag.
[/b]



https://instagram.com/p/8pWzrAzavo/?taken-by=vinny2908

nawa o. Na dis enyeama dem tok say worth 10 billion naira. Money fit go anywhere o.

nedu2000:
the career path of a goalkeeper is quite different 4rm that of an outfield player....akinfeev,preud'homme,kameni are quality keepers who were worldclass but never featured for a top club side. 'cause every team must have only one 'number 1'.Look at petr cech at chelsea last season.Enyeama falls into that category,have you forgotten his cleansheet for lille last season?i think he's a decent keeper good enough for the EPL

clean sheet no mean anything. Lille's defense was solid last season... Keeper dey catch goal? I be man utd fan, as de gea good reach, if u see ao sanchez hang am... E wan die?

nedu2000:
vincent enyeama is Nigeria's greatest ever goalkeeper and arguably,player!....CAF champion's lg(scored the winning penalty),nations' cup and world cup representation. Which keeper has come close?

ike shorunmu nko?