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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Wearing Pant To Play Table Tennis by cristweeezy(m): 1:32pm On Oct 10, 2015
Mztarstrechy:
Fela Kuti and his funny life.Caption this photo of the Afro beat legend playing table tennis wearing only pant

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/10/caption-this-throwback-photo-of-fela.html

na only burna boy I respect wey sti use pant do show... Odas just dey make mouth like wizkid and co.
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Wearing Pant To Play Table Tennis by cristweeezy(m): 1:28pm On Oct 10, 2015
amarachi06:
imagine my dad wearing only pants in my present to play Ludo with friends.
presence
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Wearing Pant To Play Table Tennis by cristweeezy(m): 1:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
Mztarstrechy:
Fela Kuti and his funny life.Caption this photo of the Afro beat legend playing table tennis wearing only pant

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/10/caption-this-throwback-photo-of-fela.html

I neve wear dem dey sag pant bfor. Na shorts I know. Lol.
Crime / Re: Photo Of Corps Member Raped And Murdered Two Weeks To Wedding by cristweeezy(m): 1:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
Spybradd:


poster,the highlighted are great nairalanders,intelligent progressives.....however,you ought notta post this here,you oughtta've made this post a thread..

@op,rip to the corper..
how person go dey bear 'son of lucifer'? ... Nawa o
Crime / Re: Photo Of Corps Member Raped And Murdered Two Weeks To Wedding by cristweeezy(m): 1:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
SeverusSnape:
The authorities should apprehend her ex(s), I suspect one of her ex carried out this murderous act.

Rest in peace babe.
u dey craze....
Crime / Re: Photo Of Corps Member Raped And Murdered Two Weeks To Wedding by cristweeezy(m): 1:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
SeverusSnape:
The authorities should apprehend her ex(s), I suspect one of her ex carried out this murderous act.

Rest in peace babe.
u dey craze...
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari And Her Mother (adorable Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 11:51am On Oct 10, 2015
flawlessT:
Thank ya
how I go con take know u now? grin
flawlessT:
Thank ya
how I go con take know u now?
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari And Her Mother (adorable Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 11:32am On Oct 10, 2015
flawlessT:
Is true sha. grin,Am fine
u look good.

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Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari And Her Mother (adorable Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 11:27am On Oct 10, 2015
flawlessT:
grin
naso nah. Naso dem go dey make mouth. How are u?
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari And Her Mother (adorable Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 9:15pm On Oct 09, 2015
CuckoldMaster:
Will bang both at the same time.
niggas go dey claim say dem bad for bed... Once dem reach 'field' lyk dis,na wahala... Lmao

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Romance / Re: Check Out This Romantic Picture Of A Caring Boyfriend by cristweeezy(m): 11:53am On Oct 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I know many NLer males will pretend they can't do this......
Una can lie eh grin

I can only do dat for u.
Romance / Re: Check Out This Romantic Picture Of A Caring Boyfriend by cristweeezy(m): 11:52am On Oct 09, 2015
olowookerekemi:
m nt afraid of him buh ao wil i tell my bf to wash my psnts for me?

i cnt do dat joor
naso olowookerekemi dey do for her bf. No mind her.
Romance / Re: Check Out This Romantic Picture Of A Caring Boyfriend by cristweeezy(m): 11:50am On Oct 09, 2015
RedBenson:


You are not a caring boyfriend then (according to Nigerian girls belief).
the girls dey mad nii.
Romance / Re: Check Out This Romantic Picture Of A Caring Boyfriend by cristweeezy(m): 11:48am On Oct 09, 2015
RedBenson:
I'm sure most naija babes would even term him a husband material just cos he does this. Lol.

Guys, when last or how often do you do that to your girlfriend?
nonsense! I go dey spread menstruation pant, wen I no mad. Caring kor.
Sports / Re: PHOTO: Super Eagles At Breakfast This Morning by cristweeezy(m): 5:26pm On Oct 08, 2015
byrron:

I am a fan for rationality
eyahh
Sports / Re: PHOTO: Super Eagles At Breakfast This Morning by cristweeezy(m): 4:48pm On Oct 08, 2015
byrron:


Then channel your grievances to NFF and not on Mikel, is Mikel NFF?
b like say u b chelsea fan.
Music/Radio / Re: What Are The 5 Hottest Songs On Your Playlist? by cristweeezy(m): 4:47pm On Oct 08, 2015
KingEli:
Hey guys...What's the 5 hottest songs on ur playlist right now, The songs that r always on repeat n u cannot go an hour without listening to?...Mine are:

#5- The matrimony_ Wale ft Usher

#4- Soke ___ Burna Boy

#3- Composure___ AKA

#2 Locked Away____Rcity ft Adam Levine

#1. Wet Dreams____ Jcole

Bonus
Ambitionz_____Meek Mill

And

Nerea___________ Sauti Sol

Drop urs....
#1. We Dem Boyz - Wiz Khalifa
#2. No Sleep - Wiz Khalifa
#3. Rooftops - Wiz Khalifa
#4. Pedal To The Medal - Wiz Khalifa
#5. Pledge Allegiance To The Swag - TI ft. Rick Ross
#6. Payphone - Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa
#7. Fireman - Lil Wayne
#8. 100 million dollars - Birdman
Music/Radio / Re: What Are The 5 Hottest Songs On Your Playlist? by cristweeezy(m): 4:43pm On Oct 08, 2015
KingEli:
Hey guys...What's the 5 hottest songs on ur playlist right now, The songs that r always on repeat n u cannot go an hour without listening to?...Mine are:

#5- The matrimony_ Wale ft Usher

#4- Soke ___ Burna Boy

#3- Composure___ AKA

#2 Locked Away____Rcity ft Adam Levine

#1. Wet Dreams____ Jcole

Bonus
Ambitionz_____Meek Mill

And

Nerea___________ Sauti Sol

Drop urs....
#1. This Life I Lead - Tupac
#2. Hold You Down - DJ Khaled ft. CB, Future and August
#3. They Don't Love You No More - DJ Khaled ft. Meek Mill,French Montana and Jay Z
#4. Post To Be - Omarion ft. CB and Jhene Aiko
#5. Pandemonium - Maybach Music Group
#6. Power Circle - MMG ft. Kendrick Lamar
#7. No Sleep - Wiz Khalifa
#8. We Dem Boyz - Wiz Khalifa
Music/Radio / Re: What Are The 5 Hottest Songs On Your Playlist? by cristweeezy(m): 4:32pm On Oct 08, 2015
KingEli:
Hey guys...What's the 5 hottest songs on ur playlist right now, The songs that r always on repeat n u cannot go an hour without listening to?...Mine are:

#5- The matrimony_ Wale ft Usher

#4- Soke ___ Burna Boy

#3- Composure___ AKA

#2 Locked Away____Rcity ft Adam Levine

#1. Wet Dreams____ Jcole

Bonus
Ambitionz_____Meek Mill

And

Nerea___________ Sauti Sol

Drop urs....
#1, 100 Black Coffins - Rick Ross
#2. All Eyez On Me - AKA ft Burna Boy
#3. Lagos Boys - Olamide
#4. Game's Pain - The Game ft. Keyshia Cole (though na old song)
#5. Benediction - August Alsina ft. Rick Ross
Sports / Re: Oliseh And Enyeama Have Embarrassed Nigeria! - Chukwu by cristweeezy(m): 4:28pm On Oct 08, 2015
Sports / Re: PHOTO: Super Eagles At Breakfast This Morning by cristweeezy(m): 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2015
byrron:


Una no dey tire for all this una mikel this and mikel that?
cos NFF and dem staffs don't know what they are doing.
Celebrities / Re: The Cake Mercy Aigbe Got For Her Husband's 50th Birthday (Photos) by cristweeezy(m): 1:42pm On Oct 08, 2015
frankyfresh:
Na the arsenal I like pass

The man na drunkard y using alomo as part of the cake na ............happy birthday boss
no be so. Na d alomo d husband dey use for aigbe. For longevity on the bed.
Sports / Re: PHOTO: Super Eagles At Breakfast This Morning by cristweeezy(m): 1:36pm On Oct 08, 2015
247frolicboss:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-4KwTnPCu82U/VhY2_01h04I/AAAAAAAG5No/oZCbI9OsOrA/s1600/unnamed.png[/img]
Vincent Enyeama and his other team mates including Mikel Obi pictured having breakfast at Hotel Van Der Valk, the Belgian hotel where they are camping for their match with Congo today.

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/10/photo-super-eagles-at-breakfast-this.html

cc lalasticlala
if mikel be spanish or brazilian,dem for don forget am since cos e no fit enter bench sef.

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Celebrities / Re: Bishop Umoh’s Beautiful Wife & Daughter [photos] by cristweeezy(m): 10:00am On Oct 08, 2015
JAZES:
Nollywood actor plus comedian Ime Bishop Umoh’s daughter turned one a few days ago
and the family celebrated with a party as well as an impromptu photo shoot.

Ime Bishop alongside his wife Idara Bishop and daughter Juanita looked photo perfect in their shoot.

Sl<<http://onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/10/06/meet-actor-ime-bishop-umohs-beautiful-wife-grown-up-daughter-photos/

CC: lalasticlala, ishilove
naija girls and pot belly.
Politics / Re: Senator Gbenga Obadara's Daughter Graduates With A 2.1 In LLB Law (Photos) by cristweeezy(m): 9:58am On Oct 08, 2015
360frolic:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-g-Xok8qZ4uc/VhYdU73TOUI/AAAAAAAG5Ew/ChzdcLUfSW4/s400/1.jpg[/img]
Afiola Obadara also known as Geebee, 22, graduated with 7.7.15 at Anglia Ruskin University Chelmsford England and has also started her masters in International financial law and international commercial law. Congrats to her...

[img]http://1.bp..com/-eiJjN6bXinc/VhYdVqFFkSI/AAAAAAAG5E0/qMmJE6S8aXM/s400/2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp..com/-976ps8EU7rE/VhYdWTLN6qI/AAAAAAAG5FA/R-N77Fun1WE/s400/4.jpg[/img]
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http://www.newshelm.com/2015/10/photos-sen-gbenga-obadaras-daughter.html




if u go school for abroad and u no carry good grades comot,dem suppose wash ur brain cos everything dey set,good facilties dey wey go sti make am a little bit easy,compared to naija wey lecturer no go come class,lecturer go dey dictate notes for students inside heat... E go explain,u no go understand and e no concern am maybe u understand or not. The babe just fresh ni,she no fine.

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Politics / Re: Senator Gbenga Obadara's Daughter Graduates With A 2.1 In LLB Law (Photos) by cristweeezy(m): 9:51am On Oct 08, 2015
360frolic:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-g-Xok8qZ4uc/VhYdU73TOUI/AAAAAAAG5Ew/ChzdcLUfSW4/s400/1.jpg[/img]
Afiola Obadara also known as Geebee, 22, graduated with 7.7.15 at Anglia Ruskin University Chelmsford England and has also started her masters in International financial law and international commercial law. Congrats to her...

[img]http://1.bp..com/-eiJjN6bXinc/VhYdVqFFkSI/AAAAAAAG5E0/qMmJE6S8aXM/s400/2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp..com/-976ps8EU7rE/VhYdWTLN6qI/AAAAAAAG5FA/R-N77Fun1WE/s400/4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-peyRuZM9iDg/VhYdbd8Cw7I/AAAAAAAG5FI/3cgcn0XNsow/s400/5.jpg[/img]

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/10/photos-sen-gbenga-obadaras-daughter.html




wetin concern me with person wey get 2.1? NL don dey dey biased. Na 2.1 I kari comot for OAU o. People wey kari 1st comot for OAU or other federal or state universities,dem no dey front page o. Mtschew
Politics / Re: 54 Incredible Facts That You Might Not Know About Nigeria by cristweeezy(m): 5:23pm On Oct 07, 2015
okpurukata:


You must be a kid. Exact one month after Abacha 's death, MKO was murdered.

And Peace reigned once more in the land.
miss okpurukata,was dat why u thought I was a kid?
Politics / Re: 54 Incredible Facts That You Might Not Know About Nigeria by cristweeezy(m): 1:03pm On Oct 07, 2015
prudentcy:
Hmmm I'm sure many of us did not know some of these incredible facts about naija.
Time to learn Nairalanders...



1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.

5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.

6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.

7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war.

8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.

9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).

10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.

11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.

12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.

13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.

14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.

15. Jollof rice, chicken Bosom , serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s

16.  At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)

17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.

18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister

19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.


20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.

21.  Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.

22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.

23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.

24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.

25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.

26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.

27.  Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.

28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.

29.  Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.

30.  Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.

31.  George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.

32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S

33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.

34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.


35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.

36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.

37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.

38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.

39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.

40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.

41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.

42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.

43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b).

44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.

45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19.

46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).

47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.

48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.

49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.

50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State).

51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted.

52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin..

53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.


54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located .


Source:
http://www.akposupdate.com/2015/10/54-incredible-facts-that-you-might-not.html?m=1











I no understand numba 24 o. Abacha died bfor MKO?
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Timaya And D'Banj This Evening by cristweeezy(m): 6:34am On Oct 07, 2015
damton:
what a cute dog in the background there.
naija people dey too notice sumtin. I swear,I no know say one dog dey dere.
Health / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Masturbation by cristweeezy(m): 10:40pm On Oct 05, 2015
HeWhoMusntBeNamed:


Engine failure ko, oga go and have sit.....what do you sabi?
no b me tok engine failure bro...
Health / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Masturbation by cristweeezy(m): 10:01pm On Oct 05, 2015
Sacluxpaint:


I guess you are in your in your early or mid twenties, your hormones are still up and about, if you continue, you will experience engine failure.
I be 27 sir.
Health / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Masturbation by cristweeezy(m): 6:02pm On Oct 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Hehehehe, u wanna bleach ur dick?!!!!
Guy stop it
me dey masturbate twice in a week buh I sti dey fire babes dey go... Masturbation no affect me. I sent dis msg to a woman? shocked
Ebayray:



Hehehehe, u wanna bleach ur dick?!!!!
Guy stop it
me dey masturbate twice in a week buh I sti dey fire babes dey go... Masturbation no affect me. I sent dis msg to a woman?

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