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Romance / Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by cristweeezy(m): 9:14pm On Dec 19, 2015
EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable grin

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope) smiley

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please sad

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion smiley

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any smiley
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva angry

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing itangry

no hating!
foolish post.... dem go dey form toosh...
Family / Re: Woman Vomits Padlock, Delivers Turtle In Lagos - The Sun by cristweeezy(m): 9:10pm On Dec 19, 2015
myners007:


■ My father invoked them into my body at age 9 so I’d be strong, she says
■ I went through hell to find solution to her problems –Husband

BY GILBERT EKEZIE

It sounds like tale by moonlight but it is indeed a verifiable fact that a woman was delivered of a live turtle and a padlock in the presence of thousands of worshippers during a church service in a Lagos church.

Time was 5am on Wednesday, December 2, 2015 during the Rhema water programme organised by the Elijah Faith Assembly Church, Ajao Estate, Lagos. The incident took many, including the church’s Overseer, Prophet Chinonso Favour Aniebo by sur­prise. Many took to their heels as a result of fear and the irritation of seeing a pool of blood that gushed out of the private part of the woman, Mrs Cassandra Amaka Obi, be­fore the turtle eventually came out.

After the incident, the 22-year-old Cas­sandra from Ihiala, in Anambra State, lay flat on the floor of the church, while deliverance prayers were going on to resuscitate her, af­ter some hours of going into coma. The story of Cassandra, who is nursing a six-month-old baby girl, who she took to the church that fateful day, will arouse fears and probably sympathy in any human.

She told Saturday Sun that her problems started when she was a little girl under her parents in their Umuabanike village, Ihiala. According to her, her father, who is a strong and known native doctor in the area, initiated her into the occult through his shrine when she was seven years old and started using her to execute his job.

“When I was nine, my father invoked both the key and the turtle in my body, so that I will be strong spiritually to assist him in his shrine. That time, this turtle was in his barn and was smaller. I really knew the time he did the whole thing, but as a child, I did not know the implication. Then, among all the children my father has, I was the clos­est to him, so he decided to use me in his shrine. Sometimes, after preparing charms, he would send me to go and throw them into the river or anywhere he wanted me to send it to. And, because he used to give me some money, I was happy working with him”, she stated.

Cassandra said she continued working with her father in the shrine until she clocked the age of 17 when someone came to ask for her hand in marriage, but her father bluntly refused her getting married.

Her words: “At 17, I thought I had served my father well and should, therefore, marry, but surprisingly, my father objected to that, insisting that I should not get married at all, instead, I should stay at home and have as many children as I liked, in order to assist him in his job. But, I refused. After much pressure, he managed to allow me get mar­ried. My husband fulfilled all the marriage rites and on the day of our wedding, my fa­ther did not come to the church, he only ap­peared when we wanted to take photographs and he joined us. Could you believe that im­mediately we finished taking a photograph with my father, I did not get myself again, I lost my memory, pulled my wedding ring and threw it to my husband and told him that the marriage was over. I ran away and they caught me. In fact, our guests and everyone present were surprised. Even when they man­aged to take me to my father’s house, I want­ed to jump the fence. It was when my father brought kola nuts and prayed that I regained my senses and followed my husband that I was able to calm down.”

That could be said to be the beginning of Cassandra’s marital problems. After about six years of their marriage, she could not con­ceive probably due to the padlock, turtle and other dangerous concoctions her father put in her body. She and her husband went to so many places in search of solution, and lots of money, energy and time were wasted, but all were fruitless.

Meanwhile, as these were going on, Cas­sandra did not reveal to her husband what was wrong with her. “Though, I knew that all the things inside my body were the cause of the problem we were having in our home, I did not want to tell my husband because he will be scared and may decide not to continue with the marriage.”

While the search for solution to their prob­lem continued, their neighbour introduced them to the Elijah Faith Assembly Church in 2013 where they received prayers and deliv­erance. Shortly after, she conceived and had her first baby girl.

“The problem that brought us to Eli­jah Faith Assembly in August 2013 was six years of childless marriage. As I came out in the church that first day to give offering, the prophet sighted me, and told me to stop making up. Also, when we went for service the next Sunday, the prophet still told me that we came to the church because of fruit of the womb. In fact, I did not take him seri­ously. When we got home, I thought it was due to the same headtie I put on that made the prophet to recognize me as such. So, I decided to change the headtie. Yet, when we went to service another time, he prophesied that my problem started from my family, and that my father was responsible for my prob­lems. He, therefore, asked me to see him af­ter. But, while coming, I should buy whatever I knew my father would like and bring them to him. So, I bought wrapper and drink, and the prophet anointed them and directed me to send the gifts to my father in the village and return to Lagos next day.”

Cassandra explained that when she took the gifts to her father, he prayed for her to give birth to as many children as she likes. “After that, I returned to Lagos and became pregnant in September and delivered my first child. Meanwhile, the objects were still inside my body. But, it was during the Rhema water programme of the church that I vomited the padlock, after delivering my first child. Then, I delivered the turtle, six months after deliv­ering my second child during the church’s Rhema water programme.”

She said the turtle delivery miracle started when her husband travelled home recently and visited her father, and he was given some coconuts by her father’s maid. “Although, when my husband was travelling, I warned him not to visit my father because I under­stand him well, but he insisted. When he brought the coconut, it did not occur to me not to eat it. So, I broke one, ate and gave some to my neighbours. After eating it, I started to experience severe stomach pains. Later, my stomach began to swell like a pregnant wom­an. So, when I could not bear it any longer, I reported to Prophet Chinonso, he prayed for me and advised me not to worry about it. But after sometime, I started bleeding. Then, I at­tended a Tuesday church programme and the prophet prayed for me. Then, following day, being Wednesday, I returned to the church for the Rhema water programme. And, dur­ing deliverance prayer by Prophet Chinonso, the bleeding became more serious, as if I was in labour. Meanwhile, before the bleeding, I had contractions and those sitting close to me became curious and were asking whether I was pregnant. But I told them that I was not pregnant, rather I am nursing a six-month-old baby.”

Cassandra stated that when the bleeding was on, the prophet was busy praying from the altear. So, he sent the Assistant Pastor, Chukwuma Aniebo to give her Rhema water to drink, while some was poured on her body. “After drinking the water, the turtle rushed out with blood from my vagina and I became relieved immediately.”

She thanked God for the miracle that caused a stir in the church. “I do not know how to explain this because I have been in bondage. But now I am free, therefore, I promise to use everything I have to serve God.”

Her husband, Mr Onyeka Obi also narrat­ed his ordeal throughout their eight years of marriage. According to him, “Since the time I married her, it has been from one problem to the other. Sometimes, she would tell me that she made love with cat in her dream. And an­ytime I made love to her, my business would suffer a misfortune. In fact, it had been spir­itual attacks all along and all the places we went for solution and spent huge amount of money, did not yield any positive result until we were introduced to Elijah Faith Assembly Church. And thank God, all the problems that have been taking us from one place to the oth­er are now over. We have two kids, and all the spiritual attacks have stopped. Meanwhile, I went through hell, trying to find solution to her problems.”

Prophet Chinonso, who was busy at the al­tar conducting the deliverance service when the miracle took place at the nursing mother’s section of the church, described it as one of the greatest God has performed through him. “I thank God that He proved himself in the lives of the couple who have been suffering from spiritual bondage. In fact, this miracle is hard to believe. But God did it to uplift his name. We have been praying that God should perform a miracle that would shake the world. And we are happy that He has done it.”

One of the Church members, Mrs Chimezie Nwabugo who witnessed the in­cident explained that she was the one that pressed Cassandra’s stomach before the turtle came out. “I sat close to her in the church. Eventually, she called my attention to come and press her stomach. Initially, I was reluctant because I did not know what was happening to her. But after much pres­sure, I decided to assist her. When I pressed her stomach gently, she insisted that I should help her remove her undies and press her harder. And, when I did, she told me that the thing was coming out. Then, I wondered what she meant since she was not pregnant. Thereafter, she said it has come out. I did not see anything, until when we pulled her away from the pool of blood where she was lying and I saw something like a congealed blood that fell off her cloth. When I looked closely, I noticed that it was a live turtle cov­ered with blood. Because of that, I ran away and almost everyone close to the place left in fear. In fact, that experience was a very strange one and I have not had it before. Since that time, people on the streets call me midwife that helped a woman to deliver a turtle, instead of a child, but I do not bother because God knows why it happened like that”, she stated.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/woman-vomits-padlock-delivers-live-turtle-in-lagos/
d story b like say I dey read ugo c. ugo... I sti no bliv until I see ao she vomit am. See ao padlock neat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Chelsea Manager by cristweeezy(m): 1:45am On Dec 18, 2015
apoti:
Chelsea have sacked manager Jose Mourinho seven months after he led them to the Premier League title.

The 52-year-old Portuguese had been in his second spell at the club, taking charge in June 2013.

Chelsea finished eight points clear last season and also won the League Cup, but have endured a terrible start to their defence, losing nine of their 16 league games so far.

Mourinho's final match was Monday's 2-1 defeat at leaders Leicester City.

Pep Guardiola, Guus Hiddink, Brendan Rodgers and Juande Ramos have all been touted as possible successors

He leaves with Chelsea just a point off the relegation zone and 20 points behind Leicester.

Champions League qualification via one of the top four spots in the Premier League looks almost impossible.

However, the Blues are through to the last 16 of European football's biggest club competition, where they will face French champions Paris St-Germain in February and March.

Mourinho only signed a new four-year contract on 7 August and is Chelsea's most successful manager.

He won three Premier League titles, two of those in his first spell between 2004 and 2007.

The Portuguese has also won the FA Cup, in 2007, and the League Cup three times - in 2005, 2007 and 2015.

It has not only gone wrong in the Premier League for Mourinho, he has also had his issues off the pitch.

A 2-2 draw with Swansea on 8 August was overshadowed by a fallout with his medical team, in particular club doctor Eva Carneiro.

Carneiro had her role downgraded after Mourinho said his medical staff were "naive" for running onto the pitch to treat attacking midfielder Eden Hazard.

She eventually left on 22 September and is now taking legal action against Mourinho and the Blues.

Mourinho also received a suspended stadium ban and £50,000 fine for claiming referees were "afraid" to award his team penalties in a 3-1 home loss to Southampton in October.

He subsequently had to serve a one-match stadium ban and pay a £40,000 fine for his behaviour during a 2-1 defeat by West Ham, when he spoke to referee Jon Moss at half-time.




http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34670192

cc: seun lalasticlala mukina2
lol

Celebrities / Re: Trey Songz Lands In Lagos For Rhythm Unplugged Concert Tomorrow (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 1:31am On Dec 18, 2015
ChuzzyBlog:
US singer Trey Songz pictured taking a selfie at the airport with a fan. Flytime CEO Cecil Hammond who brought him to Nigeria in the background. The show takes place tomorrow at Eko Hotel.


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/trey-songz-lands-in-lagos-for-rhythm.html



lalasticlala, ishilove
naija babes go dey fight on top am say dem wan nak am now. Smh
Celebrities / Re: Trey Songz Lands In Lagos For Rhythm Unplugged Concert Tomorrow (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 1:30am On Dec 18, 2015
ChuzzyBlog:
US singer Trey Songz pictured taking a selfie at the airport with a fan. Flytime CEO Cecil Hammond who brought him to Nigeria in the background. The show takes place tomorrow at Eko Hotel.


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/trey-songz-lands-in-lagos-for-rhythm.html



lalasticlala, ishilove
na God sabi d amount of money dem pay am. I trust dat guy wey folo am snap, e for don save d piic on his fbk,twitter etc in case fone get virus.

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Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by cristweeezy(m): 11:10pm On Dec 16, 2015
onstelly:

Yes I am
date me grin
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by cristweeezy(m): 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2015
onstelly:
Well maybe time to date Yoruba boy to confirm
u ibo?
Romance / Re: Best Times To Ask A Lady Out And Get A Yes Faster by cristweeezy(m): 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2015
BrainnewsNg:


Bannana and monkey

Nko?
did I lie?
Celebrities / Re: Hips Don’t Lie! The Hips On This Lady SPEAKS The TRUTH by cristweeezy(m): 3:45pm On Dec 15, 2015
gistmeloveblog:
Who agrees with me? You have the pleasure of seeing her in two different outfits. Africans are really endowed. Kim has nothing on this one! See photos below... kiss kiss
http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/hips-dont-lie-hips-on-this-lady-speaks.html

d thing no dey sexy again sef.
Celebrities / Re: Sikiratu Sindodo’s Daughter Clocks 18 Today (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 3:33pm On Dec 15, 2015
9janewsarena:
Popular Yoruba actress, Tayo Odueke, better known as Sikiratu Sindodo took to Instagram earlier today to celebrate her daughter, Oluwadamilola as she turns 18.

Damilola, who bears a striking resemblance to her mother is currently studying Mass Communication at Lead City University, Ibadan, Oyo State. 'Happy birthday to my beautiful ND pretty friend, my no 1 fan ND honest lover,Oluwadamilola as u add another graceful year today, I pray the Lord Guide & Guard you, Favor ND Bless you with long life in good health’ Sikiratu wrote in part.
Sindodo, who recently returned to the movie scene after surviving a strange illness that confined her to her bed for over two years, had her daughter at the age of 21.

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/12/yoruba-actress-sikiratu-sindodos.html

Mc musiliu try for d woman body angry
Celebrities / Re: Sikiratu Sindodo’s Daughter Clocks 18 Today (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 3:31pm On Dec 15, 2015
9janewsarena:
Popular Yoruba actress, Tayo Odueke, better known as Sikiratu Sindodo took to Instagram earlier today to celebrate her daughter, Oluwadamilola as she turns 18.

Damilola, who bears a striking resemblance to her mother is currently studying Mass Communication at Lead City University, Ibadan, Oyo State. 'Happy birthday to my beautiful ND pretty friend, my no 1 fan ND honest lover,Oluwadamilola as u add another graceful year today, I pray the Lord Guide & Guard you, Favor ND Bless you with long life in good health’ Sikiratu wrote in part.
Sindodo, who recently returned to the movie scene after surviving a strange illness that confined her to her bed for over two years, had her daughter at the age of 21.

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/12/yoruba-actress-sikiratu-sindodos.html

see d damilola bobi
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Moves Into Her New House In Holland (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 3:28pm On Dec 15, 2015
sugarbelly1:
The singer and nudist shared photos of herself in her new home at her base in Holland. See photos below

https://www.instagram.com/p/_T34Otvt-3/?taken-by=m9ja1
. Abeg who sabi any olosho joint for ilorin? No vex for d question
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Moves Into Her New House In Holland (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 3:27pm On Dec 15, 2015
sugarbelly1:
The singer and nudist shared photos of herself in her new home at her base in Holland. See photos below

https://www.instagram.com/p/_T34Otvt-3/?taken-by=m9ja1
red light district in Holland shocked. Show-glasss b'ness.

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Romance / Re: Best Times To Ask A Lady Out And Get A Yes Faster by cristweeezy(m): 3:24pm On Dec 15, 2015
swemzkid:
The most appropiate time to ask a girl out is during festive periods as listed below:

1) Christmas/new year; this is ranked no. 1 because its probably the time were new gifts are mandatory, they just need gifts and bills paid so there is 98% assurance You are getting a yes.

2 Valentine: this has turned from lovers day to ladies day they want a date that is willing to spend so when u just show up with the cash they are ready to lick your balls if u just ask.

3 Easter: not very buzzling but girls cant do without gift every celebration period so when u ask them out get ready 4 quick yes

advise to lalasticlala if u want true love dont search at this periods cus fake go plenty i drop my pen

Feel free to add urs
so far money is involved, everyday na festive period to girls. Be like monkey and banana ni.
Celebrities / Re: How Aki & Pawpaw Were Embarrassed In Italy by cristweeezy(m): 11:38am On Dec 09, 2015
Sunseeker:
Igbo dwarfs....I like dese guys anyway.
grin y u con mention 'igbo'?
Celebrities / Re: How Aki & Pawpaw Were Embarrassed In Italy by cristweeezy(m): 11:37am On Dec 09, 2015
Lautechgossip:
Every celebrity has his/her embarrassing moment, but this encounter that popular pint-size actors, Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) and Osita Iheme (Pawpaw) had with some Italian policemen is a mix of comedy and embarrassment.

Chinedu and Osita disclosed to some friends over the weekend that one of their embarrassing moments took place in Italy some years back when policemen in the country mistook them for minors, threatening to arrest their promoter for not using baby carrier for them in the car.

It was gathered that the movie stars had arrived Italy in company of comedian Julius Agwu for a show, and they were picked from the airport by their promoter, who was driving them to their hotel when the policemen stopped them at a checkpoint.

They (Chinedu and Osita) had to alight from the car, show their Nigerian passports to the policemen before they actually believed that they are adults with the physical frame of a child.

“I still remember that day and the feeling vividly…it was funny. Since then, Julius (Agwu) has been using the incident as joke in some events, but people don’t know that it’s a true life story,”Chinedu said.

http://gist.lazyreporta.com/2015/12/sad-you-need-to-read-how-aki-pawpaw-were-embarrassed-in-italy/
pint-size. See English wey dem use describe human being
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hunting Experience In Lekki by cristweeezy(m): 3:32pm On Dec 01, 2015
osedvgirl:

am doing great, thanks
. U strict o. U no wan gimme chance follow u tok grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hunting Experience In Lekki by cristweeezy(m): 1:53pm On Dec 01, 2015
osedvgirl:
undecided
abi. Mumu stowie. How r u?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hunting Experience In Lekki by cristweeezy(m): 1:49pm On Dec 01, 2015
emmanuel596:
Nonsense.......your mates were busy looking for jobs...some were. busy seeking the face/grace of GOD u were busy looking for who to drain/gold dig.....i wonder why youth of this days are driven by low self esteem and inferiority....and the mods too found this front page worthy.....dumb people everywhere........
U just fold ur arms and look. Partiality everywhere. Me wey post correct topic,e no show for frontage. And dem go tok say government no good.









#end time
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hunting Experience In Lekki by cristweeezy(m): 1:46pm On Dec 01, 2015
Naijasinglegirl:
I asked a close single friend to accompany me on one of my boyfriend hunting mission but she said she was tied up and referred another mutual friend of ours.

Let's call the new girl Suzy.

I told my friend I was going to consider going out with Suzy on the condition that she doesn't tell Suzy what my actual intentions were before she goes about telling people that I am always roaming Lagos looking for a man.

So Saturday evening, Suzy met me at home and we set off to The Palms at Lekki with my N4500 vex money tucked in my pocket.
I should have read the signs when we got to Obalende and she said there is no way she is going to arrive The Palms in a danfo or Keke Napep amongst all those rich people. I already had a balance of N4300 and N1500 for a cab from Obalende to The Palms seemed reasonable so I willingly paid since I was the one that dragged her out.

We barely arrived the mall when she grabbed my arm and led me to Coldstone. "I'm craving Icecream like mad," she said.

She ordered four flavours while I watched from the corner. I have had Coldstone Icecream only twice (the best Ice-cream I have ever had in my life and a friend brought it home) but I was scared of ordering since I didn't know the actual price before I end up washing Ice cream cones in the event I am unable to pay.

When she collected her ice-cream, she said, "OMG! This new malt flavour is so nice. *NSG* you need to try it!"

Before I could say the doctor said Coldstone Ice-cream is not good for my kidney, she had already ordered two scoops of malt flavour for me. There were too many people there and I didn't want to cause a scene so I collected the ice cream with a very heavy heart...and paid with my money cos Suzy was already walking away...licking hers greedily.

I have never been so miserable licking ice cream all my life.

I just kept thinking of how many plates of fanice my N1200 could have gotten me at Shoprite!

Once we were done, I told her let's move around and window shop for a boyfriend for me.

She took me inside one boutique and spent close to an hour checking out bags and clothes. She wasted one hour of my life cos she didn't buy anything!

When we got out, she said she didn't have strength to move around except she eats.

Before I could tell her let's go out to the Aboki's Place at Sandfield for indomie&egg, she grabbed my hands and led me to KFC.

She told me to reserve a seat for us & watch her bag while she ordered food. Minutes later, I saw her approaching our table with a tray containing two cartons of KFC!

She said "Ermm... your own food is N1200. I didn't get drink for you cos I didn't know which one you would like."

Then she pushed one of the cartons containing two pieces of chicken and chips to my side of the table.

KFC when I was only hungry for a man?

"What is this? Did I tell you to buy me FOOD! Did I tell you I was hungry! Is this why we are here? Now I don't even have transport to return home!" I shouted.

She said she was very sorry that she thought I was hungry too and she was going to take care of our tp home.

I took out N1200 from my bag and slid it to where she sat. The silly girl quickly took the money and put it inside her purse while I sat frowning. I was too angry to touch my food while she ate hers in relish.

I decided that I can as well eat it since the damage had already been done. I cut big slices of chicken with a handful of chips and swallowed hurriedly cos I was too angry to chew. In the process, bone got stuck in my throat.

The silly Suzy had already finished her drink, I had only N200 in my bag, no ATM card and I was too proud to beg. I couldn't even breathe or speak well cos of the bone and thirst.

I told her we needed to get home ASAP but she said I should chill for thirty mins that she had texted her boyfriend' to come pick us cos a heavy rain had began to fall.

I thought of the major reason I was there and how to make the most of my thirty minutes but the rain had chased all the Lekki bachelors out of the mall. I was almost shedding tears cos I just spent N4,500 for nothing!

Eventually, Suzy's boyfriend showed up! One igbo boy that had permed the life out of his hair.

We all went to sit at the general cafeteria. Both of them were engaging in PDA and discussing relationship people problems.

The silly boy could not even offer to buy me water to flush down the bone in my throat. I took out my phone and started playing candy crush until my phone died.

Time was about 9pm and neither of them said anything about us leaving the mall...and there I was, almost dying of thirst.

He turned to Suzy and said, "Your friend has been so quiet. Why?"

What is an angry single girl supposed to contribute to relationship people discussion?

Why won't I be quiet when a bone was choking my throat?

Why won't I be quiet when his girlfriend would rather use all her strength to 'baby, I love you' her boyfriend rather than help me hunt for my own boyfriend? I just told them I am sleepy and I didn't come here to count stars in the mall.

That was when both of them finally got up. I got home around 10:35pm.

What a stupid weekend!

http://naijasinglegirl.com/my-boyfriend-hunting-experience-in-lekki/
. Hungry babes everywhere. Smh
Education / Re: Lists Of 'difficult Courses' People Look Down On. by cristweeezy(m): 1:40pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
they are courses people rarely talk about.

√ linguistics and Nigerian languages.

this course is kinda hellish, its not easy studying and learning to speak different languages both foreign and local.

√theatre and film arts.

hope you are not surprise? in the faculty of arts I bet this is the most difficult course as it is very strenuous and money intensive.

√Adults education.

this course is most likely to be looked down on but I tell you, it is one of the hardest courses. in my school only five people where graduated from that department.

√zoology.

√biochemistry.

√ horticulture.

√ mathematics.
I remember math 101 and 104. students nightmare.

u forgot to add fish abortion department
Education / Re: Lists Of 'difficult Courses' People Look Down On. by cristweeezy(m): 1:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
MzPecs:
Who looks down on mathematics? undecided
me wonder
Education / Re: Lists Of 'difficult Courses' People Look Down On. by cristweeezy(m): 1:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
they are courses people rarely talk about.

√ linguistics and Nigerian languages.

this course is kinda hellish, its not easy studying and learning to speak different languages both foreign and local.

√theatre and film arts.
Geology, building tech. ,yoruba, political science

hope you are not surprise? in the faculty of arts I bet this is the most difficult course as it is very strenuous and money intensive.

√Adults education.

this course is most likely to be looked down on but I tell you, it is one of the hardest courses. in my school only five people where graduated from that department.

√zoology.

√biochemistry.

√ horticulture.

√ mathematics.
I remember math 101 and 104. students nightmare. Geology, building tech., yoruba, political science.

Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Looking Dapper In Denim On Denim by cristweeezy(m): 11:22am On Dec 01, 2015
Francis95:
bro I tire.
if a nigga uses studs,still, he's not mature... sad
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Looking Dapper In Denim On Denim by cristweeezy(m): 10:28am On Nov 28, 2015
Pidggin:
Dbanj grow up
so he has to wear agbada bfor u know he's grown up. If sum1 puts on sneakers,dts wen they know he's not grown up

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Richest Comedians In Nigeria And What They Charge Per Show (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 12:33am On Nov 25, 2015
Abimbolaile:

lolzz haba..have some respect...na lukuluku bantashi!.. grin grin lolzz
Lmaooooo

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Celebrities / Re: This Is Why Basketmouth Was In Linda Ikeji's Bedroom by cristweeezy(m): 12:50pm On Nov 24, 2015
Daminaj1:
Linda Ikeji and Basket mouth go way backkkkk!
They have been friends for a while..

But WHAT is he doing there you ask.
Only God knows cheesy

Someone said he went to charge his phone cheesy

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basketmouth be like 'eru'. (Slave in yoruba lang.)
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by cristweeezy(m): 12:29pm On Nov 24, 2015
nazzydude:
Free Soccer Picks 24th November, 2015

Sure Shot

In our free Soccer Picks 24th November, 2015. We analyse the champions league matches.

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

08:45pm (GMT +1) Maccabi Tel Aviv vs Chelsea FC
Away win
Odds: 1.35

I think chelsea need to win this one and they will. They will be motivated by their last win in the league. The squad and manager is optimistic.

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Tel Aviv on the other hand have been poor in the champions league. No point. Just one goal They won't even see a draw here. I fancy chelsea to win with a goal or more here, But since this is our sure shot, I would go with just a win.

08:45pm (GMT +1) FC Bayern München vs Olympiakos Piraeus
Over 2.5 goals
OddS: 1.30

Bayern Munich's last five home matches have ended in over 3.5 goals. So it's pretty safe to say the least they could attempt here is an over 2.5 goal.

08:45pm (GMT +1) FC BATE Borisov vs Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Over 1.5 goals
Odds: 1.2

I expect at least one goal in first half and one in second half. Predicting the 1 X 2 for this match is a lot more difficult that the goals. Last time this two met, it was 1-4. if you look at both teams league goals too, you'd see they score a lot of goals and concede too. So i think this is a very safe bet.

Total Accumulated Treble Odds: 2.106 ( You will definitely get a higher odd for this because i think i got the lowest possible odds for this analysis.)

Medium Shot

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
08:45pm (GMT +1) Zenit ST Petersburg vs Valencia CF
Home win
Odds: 2.00

Zenith will simply be too strong for Valencia to handle. They have won all for matches in this season's Uefa champions league and will look to finish the group stages with maximum points. Hulk is back in the team and i even fancy him to score a goal here today.

08:45pm (GMT +1) FC Barcelona - AS Roma
Halftime/Fulltime
FC Barcelona / FC Barcelona
Odds: 1.70

This is a bit risky but Barcelona can do it. They pulled it off against Real Madrid. Barcelona are simply unstoppable right now. All that i need for this bet to come through is barcelona to be winning as at half time. I don't think Roma have enough quality to match Barcelona afterwards as it will be a rain of goals on them.

Total Accumulated Treble Odds: 3.7 ( You will definitely get a higher odd for this because i got the lowest possible odds for this analysis.)

Long shot

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
08:45pm (GMT +1) Arsenal FC - NK Dinamo Zagreb
Halftime/Fulltime
X / Arsenal FC
Odds: 4.00

Yeah, I know most people are going to go for as far as AH -2 (or EH -2) for Arsenal in this game. But i feel, Dinamo might defend a lot and get lucky and not concede in the firt half. But they would not get that lucky in the 2nd half as Arsenal will go for the jugular. I expect a 1-0 or 2-0 but goals in the 2nd half alone. This is quite risky but i feel it's a good addition to my long shot odds.

08:45pm (GMT +1) FC Zenit ST Petersburg vs Valencia CF
Who will score goal in the match?
Givanildo Vieira De Souza (Hulk)
Odds: 2.40

Hulk is a football goal scoring beast, put simply. I fancy him to get on the scoresheet at anytime because i expect lots of goals in this match, The odds look quite nice.

Total Accumulated Treble Odds: 9.60 ( You will definitely get a higher odd for this because i got the lowest possible odds for this analysis.)

Don't forget to stake wisely and responsibly.

P.S You do not have to accumulate the matches medium and long shots, you can pick from there and play singles or add to your own accumulators.

More GREENS to our elbows!

Source
chelsea na under 3.5 goals

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Richest Comedians In Nigeria And What They Charge Per Show (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 4:33pm On Nov 23, 2015
ibkgab001:
what about Baba Sala... because nah Biafra people full this list ooooo Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuu
baba sala kor, lukuluku ni grin

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