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Phones / Re: Its Not All About Regular Specifications, Here Are Phone Features You Ignore by cristweeezy(m): 5:10am On Sep 17, 2015
kingslly:
Price: some very expensive phones can't even multi-task ,so u see that it's not every expensive phone that is a Smart phone eg iPhone 6,6plus etc grin tongue
tell him. Seems d guy is an iphone fan...

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Slays In New Stunning Photos by cristweeezy(m): 11:05pm On Sep 16, 2015
Dottore:
[size=15pt]This guy has escaped from psychiatric hospital again.
There was a certain time he escaped as usual. He came and announced tha G.O MFM is his father in the Lord. I wept bitterly for the two men, for different reasons though.
My tears for G.O. was for the undeserved insult while my tears for Denrele was for feeling sad that his mental health has badly degenerated. undecided
Now from the look of things, his mental health is in progressive vegetative state, which is worse than 'too bad'. Well this is not the first time I'm seeing a mad man earning big in this country sha[/size]
LMAO. All na hustle ma bro. One route no lead to market.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Slays In New Stunning Photos by cristweeezy(m): 11:02pm On Sep 16, 2015
braine:
The front page topic line "flaunts buttocks like women" is just hilarious! cheesy cheesy grin

But really, I like this guy. He no send. He's doing his thing and he's enjoying it. Haters will only continue to hate.
hate denrele? Person wey hate denrele no get work. Like say u dey hate mad man ni.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Slays In New Stunning Photos by cristweeezy(m): 10:59pm On Sep 16, 2015
love2nicee:
Denrele Edun shared some photos of him rocking heels. He slayed the look

See pics below…

https://instagram.com/p/7s0uvwqhfR/
d thing no funny to me sef. He's mentally not alright
Romance / Re: What Guys Need To Fix Before Wooing A Lady by cristweeezy(m): 11:34pm On Sep 15, 2015
danimodd:

All Those Guys Wearing One Boxer For A Week, You Berra Come In And Read Now...




http://www.odiongist.com/2015/06/read-what-guys-need-to-fix-before.html?m=1
me I be badoo, I no dey make mouth... If I hear say I woo babe,she no gree give her digits,e neva happen ni... Buh one don give me fake number sha grin
danimodd:

All Those Guys Wearing One Boxer For A Week, You Berra Come In And Read Now...




http://www.odiongist.com/2015/06/read-what-guys-need-to-fix-before.html?m=1
me I be badoo, I no dey make mouth... If I hear say I woo babe,she no gree give her digits,e neva happen ni... Buh one don give me fake number bfor sha
Sports / Ucl: Psv Vs Manchester United Today @ 7:45pm by cristweeezy(m): 12:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
Your Probable/Preferred Line-Ups... Mine is de gea,darmian,smalling,rojo,shaw,schnederlin,schweini,young,mata,herrera,martial
Phones / Re: Between Samsung Galaxy S4 & Iphone 5,which Do You Prefer? by cristweeezy(m): 12:28pm On Sep 15, 2015
LeonMacJames:
no its means android is better
lol... Iphone is mostly used by dose whites,, no memory card slot,no extra battery,no bluetooth...
Celebrities / Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by cristweeezy(m): 12:23pm On Sep 15, 2015
Iamsynord:
Do you Want to have a Good Laugh by listening to Nigerian Music.??
These Artistes are the ones you should listen to.i guaranteed you will definitely smile after Listening to one or two of their tracks.

1) Seriki - The former alapomeji act and Indigenous rapper is one of the most hilarious Rappers in the industry.One may have no choice than to giggle at one or two lines of any of his Tracks.
Lines Like " Money speaking keep quiet.now am eating balanced diet. I have killed chicken. The intestine is in the kitchen .

2) Falz- The Lawyer Turn Rapper is known for his hilarious Skits which as come to bear in his style of music and delivery.With a deliberately funny accent and hilarious lines,you will definately have a good laugh
Listening to tracks like Marry Me.Ello Bae.jamb question remix and Karishika.

3) Vic O - The Self acclaimed King of Rap coincidentally is also a Comedian. So one may not surprised he incorporated comedy into his Style of Rap and Lyrics. " I killed the beat and Cook it for my fans to eat " ..Tracks like After Party .Meek Mill / Drake and many other tracks will surely make u roll on d ground with laughter.

4) Dbanj - Since His Departure from Mo hits.Dbanj has become funnier and More hilarious with his Music. .With lines like " Ma gbe coast to coast..and dont tell me you want to eat nandos "..
I show am d Koko she show me the Rodo .Shoprite no be leventis..Dbanj had always Stated he was an entertainer and not a musician.


5) Mr Raw - Mr Raw Nwane. .one of The Pioneers of Igbo indigeous Rapper is another rapper ,you cant do without smiling and even laughing at most of his Lyrics.With well delivered lines and Witty lyrics, Mr Raw Lines are relaxed.Well delivered and Sure to keep you entertained from tracks like obodo,spiritual conji etc

Notables

Sina Rambo
All nollywood actresses and actors turned singers.
ajasa nko,, lmao
Celebrities / Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by cristweeezy(m): 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2015
Iamsynord:
Do you Want to have a Good Laugh by listening to Nigerian Music.??
These Artistes are the ones you should listen to.i guaranteed you will definitely smile after Listening to one or two of their tracks.

1) Seriki - The former alapomeji act and Indigenous rapper is one of the most hilarious Rappers in the industry.One may have no choice than to giggle at one or two lines of any of his Tracks.
Lines Like " Money speaking keep quiet.now am eating balanced diet. I have killed chicken. The intestine is in the kitchen .

2) Falz- The Lawyer Turn Rapper is known for his hilarious Skits which as come to bear in his style of music and delivery.With a deliberately funny accent and hilarious lines,you will definately have a good laugh
Listening to tracks like Marry Me.Ello Bae.jamb question remix and Karishika.

3) Vic O - The Self acclaimed King of Rap coincidentally is also a Comedian. So one may not surprised he incorporated comedy into his Style of Rap and Lyrics. " I killed the beat and Cook it for my fans to eat " ..Tracks like After Party .Meek Mill / Drake and many other tracks will surely make u roll on d ground with laughter.

4) Dbanj - Since His Departure from Mo hits.Dbanj has become funnier and More hilarious with his Music. .With lines like " Ma gbe coast to coast..and dont tell me you want to eat nandos "..
I show am d Koko she show me the Rodo .Shoprite no be leventis..Dbanj had always Stated he was an entertainer and not a musician.


5) Mr Raw - Mr Raw Nwane. .one of The Pioneers of Igbo indigeous Rapper is another rapper ,you cant do without smiling and even laughing at most of his Lyrics.With well delivered lines and Witty lyrics, Mr Raw Lines are relaxed.Well delivered and Sure to keep you entertained from tracks like obodo,spiritual conji etc

Notables

Sina Rambo
All nollywood actresses and actors turned singers.
LMAO: seriki na ram.. " Mo mo awon rapper kan ti o ni MENTOR,iru e ni seriki,reminisce ati VECTOR"... Won kin n gbe aso elegun fun drycleaner... SERIKI: gbogbo owo ti mo ni,mo ti lor gba ni GTB, seriki,mo ugly ju baboon lor..... RAW: food dey belle,anoda sti dey for cupboard
Phones / Re: Between Samsung Galaxy S4 & Iphone 5,which Do You Prefer? by cristweeezy(m): 12:13pm On Sep 15, 2015
henribj:

yes.
alryt. Fenks
Celebrities / Re: P-square Shares Photos Of Their Condos' High-rise Building - See Photos by cristweeezy(m): 12:12pm On Sep 15, 2015
PDPwayoo:


congrats to them. but some NL should understand that having 3 units of condo in the building does not mean the entire building belongs to them.
Many average Nigerians even some NL, have condos in different parts of the world.
abeg tell 'em...
Celebrities / Re: P-square Shares Photos Of Their Condos' High-rise Building - See Photos by cristweeezy(m): 12:11pm On Sep 15, 2015
exlinkleads:
P-square shared the pics and wrote "28th floor. Having 3 condo wasn't a bad idea for future plans ....God is good "





https://instagram.com/p/7oFM9zxvrp/?taken-by=rudeboypsquare
na cristiano ronaldo type of cash I need... Mikel money sef na times 10 wetin dese ppu get...
Celebrities / Re: P-square Shares Photos Of Their Condos' High-rise Building - See Photos by cristweeezy(m): 12:08pm On Sep 15, 2015
Habayomie:
God punish poverty....
Hardwork rewards.
hardwork pays,dats true.. Buh hardwork without d smile of God is nuffin... No b every1 wey work hard dey make am.

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola And Daughter, Meraiah, Step Out In Crop Top For Fashion Show by cristweeezy(m): 12:05pm On Sep 15, 2015
tupacshakur:
She don ripe for fucck!
and who tell u say boiz neva dey Bleep her already? U no know naija boys sha... Dem dey Bleep 6-yr old pikin,not to tok of dis. Dis one don taste dicks jare,, buh na rich dicks... grin
tupacshakur:
She don ripe for fucck!
and who tell u say boiz neva dey Bleep her already? U no know naija boys sha... Dem dey Bleep 6-yr old pikin,not to tok of dis. Dis one don taste dicks jare,, buh na rich dicks...

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola And Daughter, Meraiah, Step Out In Crop Top For Fashion Show by cristweeezy(m): 12:01pm On Sep 15, 2015
legalbynature:
The man behind Omotola
he cleans her shoes.
Phones / Re: Between Samsung Galaxy S4 & Iphone 5,which Do You Prefer? by cristweeezy(m): 11:59am On Sep 15, 2015
henribj:


I have experienced something like this once or twice here on NL, but after some time it corrects itself. The problem is probably from the NL servers, maybe its overloaded at some point in time or something. There is nothing one can do about it except bringing it to the notice of the NL webmaster or site admin.
it'll correct itself as time goes by rite?
Phones / Re: Between Samsung Galaxy S4 & Iphone 5,which Do You Prefer? by cristweeezy(m): 11:58am On Sep 15, 2015
LeonMacJames:
I dey craze If na dash , iPhone 5, if na my moneySamsung gs4
lol. Which means S4 is beta?
Phones / Re: Between Samsung Galaxy S4 & Iphone 5,which Do You Prefer? by cristweeezy(m): 9:10am On Sep 15, 2015
henribj:


i don hear u
sup bro. I don't know if u av any clue. I posted sumfin yestydy and dat was ma 1st tym of posting,and u evn replied. Buh I discovered it didn't reflect on the homepage... I've been seeing 'views',not 'replies',d few replies I got were not in ma mentions. Woh could've happened?
Romance / Re: Which Number Is Best Arrangement? by cristweeezy(m): 12:02am On Sep 15, 2015
Aminat508:
Which Number has the best arrangement?
1. Sex, Love and Marriage
2. Love, Marriage and Sex
3. Marriage, Love and Sex
4. Love, Sex and Marriage

And why?

Let's hear from You.

sex,sex and sex grin
Aminat508:
Which Number has the best arrangement?
1. Sex, Love and Marriage
2. Love, Marriage and Sex
3. Marriage, Love and Sex
4. Love, Sex and Marriage

And why?

Let's hear from You.

sex,sex and sex. No yab me o,na ma own b dat.
Crime / Re: Disabled Nigerian Drug Trafficker Dies Of Swallowed Cocaine Pellets In Ghana by cristweeezy(m): 8:50pm On Sep 14, 2015
januzaj:
Awon abirun won gan o gbeyin ninu iwa ogun oloro yi ......uhm.....she awon ara bi o ni ku tan lori cocaine bayi
their disabled people are not an exception in drug traffiking also,, won't all these(their) people die of cocaine like dis? #translation
Crime / Re: Disabled Nigerian Drug Trafficker Dies Of Swallowed Cocaine Pellets In Ghana by cristweeezy(m): 8:45pm On Sep 14, 2015
januzaj:
Awon abirun won gan o gbeyin ninu iwa ogun oloro yi ......uhm.....she awon ara bi o ni ku tan lori cocaine bayi
their disabled people are not an exception in drug traffiking also,, won't all these(their) people die of cocaine like dis? #translation

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Pets / Re: Touching Moment A Cat Drags An Injured Cat Off The Road (PHOTOS) by cristweeezy(m): 6:55pm On Sep 14, 2015
Icecream4U:
lmao! The oda cat na virgin? See blood for ground nah.
serious,na virgin o. E rape am to death ni o.
Pets / Re: Touching Moment A Cat Drags An Injured Cat Off The Road (PHOTOS) by cristweeezy(m): 6:54pm On Sep 14, 2015
Lautechgossip:
This touching scene was captured live. Animal does have feelings!



Pictured above was a touching moment a cat carried the body a another cat who was knocked down by a car.

If only some human can show love and affections, the loving cat carried the dead cat to the side walk and kept vigil over it.

r231 lalastica

http://www.gistplanet.net/2015/09/touching-moment-of-cat-dragging-corpse-of-injured-cat-off-the-road-photos.html
ok

Pets / Re: Touching Moment A Cat Drags An Injured Cat Off The Road (PHOTOS) by cristweeezy(m): 6:44pm On Sep 14, 2015
Lautechgossip:
This touching scene was captured live. Animal does have feelings!



Pictured above was a touching moment a cat carried the body a another cat who was knocked down by a car.

If only some human can show love and affections, the loving cat carried the dead cat to the side walk and kept vigil over it.

r231 lalastica

http://www.gistplanet.net/2015/09/touching-moment-of-cat-dragging-corpse-of-injured-cat-off-the-road-photos.html
d picture b lyk say dat cat rape the oda cat till hin die ni o...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by cristweeezy(m): 6:40pm On Sep 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol
u doin all dese to me cos I neva turn celeb abi? smiley
prettythicksme:
lol
u doin all dese to me cos I neva turn celeb abi?
Celebrities / Re: Top Nigerian Celebrity Dads And Their Pretty Daughters [photos] by cristweeezy(m): 6:39pm On Sep 14, 2015
ellahzy:


hmmm...but David na my guy..I nor fit insult im baby tongue
I didn't insult her. Just a fact! grin
ellahzy:


hmmm...but David na my guy..I nor fit insult im baby tongue
I didn't insult her. Just a fact!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Paris, France (Photos) by cristweeezy(m): 5:24pm On Sep 14, 2015
makzeze:
@FemAdesina - PMB in Paris. Arrival ceremony in session, to receive French Minister of Economy later. Then to Elysee Palace to meet President Hollande.

https://www.facebook.com/Femi-Adesina-1452287068399764/timeline/

cc: lalasticlala
naso baba dey travel wen e b head of state too. Wey ppu dey think say idiagbon na president grin
makzeze:
@FemAdesina - PMB in Paris. Arrival ceremony in session, to receive French Minister of Economy later. Then to Elysee Palace to meet President Hollande.

https://www.facebook.com/Femi-Adesina-1452287068399764/timeline/

cc: lalasticlala
naso baba dey travel wen e b head of state too. Wey ppu dey think say idiagbon na president
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by cristweeezy(m): 5:17pm On Sep 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked boo bawo? cheesy u must b kidding!
kidding? I'm 'adulting'
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by cristweeezy(m): 4:16pm On Sep 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
Deliver d message to me here grin
the Lord said I'm ur boo grin
prettythicksme:
Deliver d message to me here grin
the Lord said I'm ur boo
Celebrities / Re: Top Nigerian Celebrity Dads And Their Pretty Daughters [photos] by cristweeezy(m): 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2015
ellahzy:
cute kids... so cute awwww
except davido's..
Celebrities / Re: Top Nigerian Celebrity Dads And Their Pretty Daughters [photos] by cristweeezy(m): 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2015
afolwalex20:

Don jazzy is taken.. But seriki dey available sha! grin
LMAOOOO, o boy,u wicked!
Celebrities / Re: Top Nigerian Celebrity Dads And Their Pretty Daughters [photos] by cristweeezy(m): 4:11pm On Sep 14, 2015
JAZES:
Its good to see our celebrities do their things on the screen but there is nothing better than seeing them
also show off their beautiful family to the world. Therefore we have put togethera beautiful list of some of Naija
celebrities with their beautiful daughters......Guys if you like to pay "future" dowry to any of these beautiful angels,
dont hesitate to contact me o........ grin grin grin grin
Perverts please keep off...... angry angry

1. Peter Okoye

Peter Okoye is half of P-Square which includes himself and his brother, Paul. He is married to Lola Omotayo-Okoye and they have two kids together. His daughter’s name is Aliona.

2 Timaya
Popular dancehall artist, Timaya is a proud father of two beautiful daughters and he just loves to spend time with them and share photos of the lovely girls in his life. Their names are Emma & Grace.


See more pics<<<<http://onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/09/12/top-nigerian-celebrity-dads-and-their-pretty-daughters-photos/

CC: lalasticlala, ishilove
davido pikin na grandma o.

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