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Fashion / Re: Hushpuppi Buys 6 Pairs Of Shoes For 2miilion Naira by cristweeezy(m): 11:05pm On Jul 03, 2016
Godfullsam:
A pair costs 333.333 thousand naira.

That is my house rent for one year, i will even get some change of 33k for light bill..

Chai!
na people lyk u dem go dey lie to... make e show us the receipt grin
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by cristweeezy(m): 5:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
centboy123456:




Yes you are right too childish
na until person wear native dress and shoe u go know say e mature Wake up!
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by cristweeezy(m): 5:26pm On Jun 29, 2016
centboy123456:




Yes you are right too childish
na until person wear native dress and shoe u go know say e mature Wake up!
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by cristweeezy(m): 9:19pm On May 15, 2016
einsteine:


So after 48 hours, before the bet would be settled?
pls help. I funded ma nairabet thru ma atm card. They sent me d otp and I put it dere. Ma money was deducted and all I could see was error. Ma acct wasn't funded. And I was already debited. What can I do pls?
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by cristweeezy(m): 6:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
ROYALTIPPERS:
SELECTED PROFITABLE GAMES

28/04/16 - 04:30 pm - FINLAND - HIFK - KuPS (UNDER 9.5 CORNERS)
Finnish league dey do corners? Na only dose top 5 leagues I know... which bookmaker site u dey tok about bro?
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And His Adorable Kids Step Out (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 3:14pm On Apr 24, 2016
Zceesneh:
grin i know is bride-price buh i was only joking haba undecided
grin I know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 2) On 23rd April 2016 by cristweeezy(m): 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2016
seunny4lif:
smiley
Ok thanks but we don't need it grin
We are champion ooooh grin
. Sure, we are smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 2) On 23rd April 2016 by cristweeezy(m): 7:19pm On Apr 23, 2016
seunny4lif:

Says who
FA has return leg bro
Man Utd vs West Ham ko angry
man u vs west ham na quarter final.. if u play draw for 1st leg,u go go 2nd leg.. buh semi finals and finals na wembley.. if u draw,na extra time and penalty
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And His Adorable Kids Step Out (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 7:46am On Apr 21, 2016
Zceesneh:
am chocolate, am rich my father is dasuki, when can i come with my people to pay ur price-bride?
price bride undecided
Politics / Re: Caution Fayose - APC To Yoruba Monarchs by cristweeezy(m): 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2016
tigerclaws:
only a fool will say that Fayose is not hitting apc hard
just like Amaechi God have sent a greater nemesis to apc and they're whining.
this is just the beginning.
Fayose ride and oppose them we gat your back
the oshokomole of yoruba land the man his great deeds supercedes that of awolowo and any yeroba leader dead or alive.
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter apc bastards Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter apc Insha'Allah amin
ndi ala
cc
MarysMeal aka ngeneukwenu, cleverly
we don know say na una dey scatter everywhere instead of preaching peace. Dis one na fool o!
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Drags Wizkid To Police Commissioner by cristweeezy(m): 9:33pm On Apr 15, 2016
donogaga:
The on-going war between Nigerian blogger, Linda Ikeji and pop star, Wizkid has taken a new turn.

For starters, Wizkid and Linda Ikeji aren’t best of friends.

WIZKID continues to express his disdain for the blogger and never fails to take shots at her at any opportunity.

Ikeji, who’s developed a thick skin, after years of multiple celeb spats, hasn’t let the singer’s attitude debar her from covering his misdemeanours.

She joined other blogs to report on his alleged second baby mama. But their beef got worse early April when Linda Ikeji’s blog alleged that Wizkid had been served a quit notice from his Lekki residence in Lagos.

Wizkid who was at Congo at the time took to social media to lash out at the blogger. He was uncouth in his rant, even threatening to arrange to have the blogger beaten.

‘If I ever see you, I’ll get my 16 year old cousin to beat the shit out of you’ he said.

Many pundits told THENETng at the time that there are legal implications should the blogger report to the police.


We can now confirm that Ikeji has reported the threat to the Lagos State commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni.

A source with details told Nigerian Entertainment Today a summon has been issued to Wizkid, with an invitation letter sent to the Surulere office of his manager, SundayAre.

‘He was instructed to show up today but he did not’, a source told us.

His manager, Sunday Are didn’t pick our calls or respond to our messages.

We also reached out to ASP Olorunfemi Shemof Lagos state police who promised to get back to us. He has not responded as at the time of publishing this report.

Linda Ikeji declined to comment.

According to a legal source, Section 323 of the criminal code states that ‘Any person who, knowing the contents thereof directly or indirectly causes any person to receive any writing threatening to kill any person is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for 7 years’.

http://thenet.ng/2016/04/net-exclusive-linda-ikeji-drags-wizkid-to-lagos-police-commissioner/
If I hear say wizkid go prison... for this naija wey some people are above the law...


Celebrities / Re: Olamide Celebrates His 27th Birthday Today by cristweeezy(m): 1:25pm On Mar 15, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
Happy birthday olamide, wish u long life and prosperity, this just remind of the guy that brought u to limelight, which is WIZKID, u know without WIZKID u will not be where u are today, so always respect and be loyal to wizkid, anyways TEAM WIZKID.
just two words "no sense!"
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Celebrates His 27th Birthday Today by cristweeezy(m): 1:25pm On Mar 15, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
Happy birthday olamide, wish u long life and prosperity, this just remind of the guy that brought u to limelight, which is WIZKID, u know without WIZKID u will not be where u are today, so always respect and be loyal to wizkid, anyways TEAM WIZKID.
just two. words "no sense!"
Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye's Reaction Peter's New Name And Management by cristweeezy(m): 1:20pm On Mar 15, 2016
pucelle:

please can you explain how she separated them?
don't mind him, he's dumb!
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh & His Brother Step Out In Matching Outfit…can You Spot Any Resemblance? by cristweeezy(m): 12:44am On Feb 01, 2016
LesbianBoy:
Every sandal lil kesh has rocked was a hit back 2 back. Meanwhile, I wonder how the elder brother will be feeling knowing that his younger brother is far richer than him grin grin
see thought. Smh
Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Boys At Toolz Wedding (pic) by cristweeezy(m): 9:32am On Jan 31, 2016
DharmyYinks:


How dem be?? undecided
pele
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by cristweeezy(m): 12:35am On Jan 31, 2016
motta:
you gallantly lost because in epl last week about 31goals was scored had it been you chose over you won since its under na red things
so league totals is based on goals? Not points? Reply me boss.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by cristweeezy(m): 1:11am On Jan 28, 2016
Pls,wot might av happened? I need unna advice o. I play 'league totals' on bet9ja. I won d ticket, when I got dere to check, the system said I lost. Last week, I chose under 26.5 in EPL,and all dat was garnered was 24 points which I won. Can you explain how itz done or is dere any solution to collect ma winnings? Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Destroys The Headies Green Room (photos) by cristweeezy(m): 11:58am On Jan 03, 2016
Kenzico:
Olamide should Cry me a River....why him dey act like pikin na?
wey evidence?
Celebrities / Re: Kemi-Olunloyo: Olamide Does Money Rituals by cristweeezy(m): 11:53am On Jan 03, 2016
homesteady:
She doesn't need much introduction!

This time around, Olamide is at the receiving end of her venomous tweets after his headies beef with Don Jazzy. gringrin

https://mobile.twitter.com/HNNAfrica/status/683294184502067201?p=v
dis woman na fool! Wetin gv am assurance say jazzy no do juju? #mumu
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Poses With His Headies Car Key & Award (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 11:44am On Jan 03, 2016
princeogbeide1:


Explain what you mean by Hardwork? You have eyes but you cannot see. Blind fan" Shout out to Lil kesh and Kiss Daniel!!!
no mind am. Preference don kil people for naija
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Poses With His Headies Car Key & Award (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 11:43am On Jan 03, 2016
princeogbeide1:
Would you compare catapult or sugar Baby to shoki or gbese? Can you also compare catapult to Laye or woju?. Headies really wants to bring problem into our music industry" the Hyundai Sonata and SUV are not even up to 5m. No wonder Starboy is not after awards.
God bless u bro. I neva hear d catapult sef.
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Poses With His Headies Car Key & Award (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 11:41am On Jan 03, 2016
AdoraAmadi:
Reekado Banks won the Next Rated award at the Headies 2015. Check him out with his car key and award.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/photo-reekado-banks-poses-with-his.html
no hit song, smh. Kiss Daniel had two hit songs, kesh had like 4 to 5. I'm not a fan of any but reekado is nt worth it. Politics n preference will neva stop in Nigeria. Korede's 'godwin' won when Ojuelegba was dere... Nawa o.
Celebrities / Re: AY Takes Selfie In His Wife's Walk-in Closet (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 4:59pm On Dec 24, 2015
MzPecs:
Good for him undecided
abi o. Shey make we enta well ni or wetin ? Mumu post.
Romance / Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by cristweeezy(m): 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2015
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities You Didn't Know Originated From Kogi State by cristweeezy(m): 4:51pm On Dec 24, 2015
celebgists:
Kogi state in 2015 found herself in the news mostly for all the wrong reasons from the kidnapping of government officials to university lesbian scandal also the election saga that brought the nation to abstract dilemma and so on. Contrary to most Nigerians speculation about the state now and Regardless of all these happenings, like “diamonds in the rough” the state critically have her ways of refining some brilliant and talented minds some of which have made it to Nigeria celebrity stardom.

These are celebrity you dint know originated from Kogi state.
God bless Nigerian God bless Kogi state
ReKoginizing Mercy Johnson (Nollywood Actress)



ReKoginizing Darey Art Alade (Musician)



ReKoginizing Praiz (Music Artist)


ReKoginizing Joseph Benjamin (Nollywood Actor)



ReKoginizing Jeff Akoh (MTN Project Fame Winner 2015)



ReKoginizing Halimat Abubakar (Nollywood Actress)





http://celebgists.com/celebrities-you-didnt-know-originated-from-kogi-state/


baba suwe too grin[color=#006600][/color]
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by cristweeezy(m): 4:45pm On Dec 24, 2015
sketcherJ:
5. Nigerian constitution

Nigeria has had a series of constitutions. The current constitution was enacted on 29 May 1999, the constitution was converted into ebooks and apps for java, blackberry and android users, thereby making more people have access to it and many Nigerians reading it.

You can download the full eBook at the source


Source http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/12/five-books-you-must-have-read-as_23.html?m=1#sthash.3fhA6QSE.dpuf
ralia the sugar girl, The magic land of the shadow, koku baboni
Celebrities / Re: How Yemi Alade 'Shunned' Fan When Asked To Take Pictures by cristweeezy(m): 4:37pm On Dec 24, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
An embarassed fan, t2pitchy took to Instagram to narrate how singer Yemi Alade 'shoved' her away when she requested to take pictures with the singer at the Silverbird Galleria, Abuja. Read below

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/fan-narrates-how-yemi-alade-shoved-her.html#sthash.cVHIqs63.dpuf
how much d yemi Alade get sef? How many songs she don release? How many albums? I go con see yemi Alade, I go con dey disturb her say I wan snap with her. Wen I no mad.
Celebrities / Re: How Yemi Alade 'Shunned' Fan When Asked To Take Pictures by cristweeezy(m): 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
Atleast now you know self respect is vital



She thought you something smiley
taught...
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Lies Told In Naija Music This Year (2015) by cristweeezy(m): 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2015
donblade855:
This year was a great year for the music industry with alot of hit tracks and sold out concerts.

But as we all know nothing is 100% pure. So i came out with the top 5 lies told by some artist in their song/songs this year.

(5)davido ft OLAMIDE-the money-: Olamide came into light with his hit track eniduro when he was 21 years old and before that track he was just a street boy. But in the money he said "I don they see money since when i dae nineteen".This surely is a lie

4)wizkid-baba nla-: starboy as we call him has alot of cars but certainly not a limo and yet in this song he said "who got the key to my limo".

3)Olamide-eyan mayweather:- this is the current street banger but in this track he said "if you Bleep with me you are on a death row". This surely is a lie because linda ikeji, dbanj producer and many others have made mockery of him and yet none of them is dead.

2)korede bello-Godwin:- this is among the top 4 song this year. In this song the young talented artist said "I dor change my name to Godwin". This surely is a lie because we still know him as korede bello a pop musician.

1)davido-fans mi :-We all know that davido came from a wealthy family and for this reason have never experience poverty. But in fans mi he said "I Remember when the girls nor they come around
I Remember when i had no money in my bank account".this surely is a big fat lie.
I feel u. True talk. Especially davido
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Sleeping On The Floor Of An Airplane (Photo) by cristweeezy(m): 9:31pm On Dec 19, 2015
jaylister:
Ayodeji Balogun also known as WizKid shared this photo on Instagram, he was on his way to the Pepsi Rhythm Unplugged event in Lagos.
WizKid who serenaded the fans had to quickly catch some sleep before arriving in Lagos for another performance.
He had two shows on Friday night, one at Abuja and the Rhythm Unplugged event in Lagos.

He wrote “First Show was amazing, Lagos I’m on the Way! #Tired.com”

WizKid performed alongside Trey Songz, M I and other a list stars.
Long before the Show, WizKid , Davido and his HKN crew were seen chilling with Trey Songz.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_c7lx5G61c/?taken-by=wizkidayo
na acting sef. E no sleep sef
Romance / Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by cristweeezy(m): 9:15pm On Dec 19, 2015
EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable grin

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope) smiley

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please sad

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion smiley

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any smiley
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva angry

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing itangry

no hating!
foolish post.... dem go dey form toosh... real boys no dey tink about say mayb dem gfs defecate or not

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