₦airaland Forum

Pennah:
guy he dunn kill four of his siblings and also
can u get that into ur stinking akamu u call brain

People like you die prematurely. You didn't bother to read the story you just concluded he killed his siblings. You are the biggest fool on Nairaland. May this condition befall you and your entire family. Bastard.

Pennah:
lmao!! abeg send that boi yo psychiatric


infact to the zoo

Dude have you created a fly b4? Didn't you read it's a genetic disorder? Why don't people think with their brains anymore?

Guy: you're trying to "hook" me with the pregnancy abi?

You need to fûck the hell out of her. That is how you tame stubborn bîtches. Better fück wen go make her see penis begin respect you!

kode12:
If you have not worked,set up or managed a cafe in your life please shut your mouth. If due to proliferation of browsing phones and tabs cafes are no longer relevant why then do they still exist in the US and UK. I managed through school running a cyber cafe and business centre,i sold it off after graduation and the current owner is not regretting it,I have set up six cafes and WISPs for different persons and theyre doing just fine till now so unless you have some statistics to back your claims sir i suggest you shut your mouth and go ask glo how many people buy their unmetered plans for business each month.FYI i'm not even within the country to make a few bucks off the OP so you got nothing to fear.

Oloshi u no quote me again? As I ask for picture you run. You wen dey hustle for computer village come dey form I'm not within the country. Thunder fire your left yansh.

I no mention tribe o!! But I wan just say "it's don jazzy again". Hope una know weytin I mean?

kode12:
If you have not worked,set up or managed a cafe in your life please shut your mouth. If due to proliferation of browsing phones and tabs cafes are no longer relevant why then do they still exist in the US and UK. I managed through school running a cyber cafe and business centre,i sold it off after graduation and the current owner is not regretting it,I have set up six cafes and WISPs for different persons and theyre doing just fine till now so unless you have some statistics to back your claims sir i suggest you shut your mouth and go ask glo how many people buy their unmetered plans for business each month.FYI i'm not even within the country to make a few bucks off the OP so you got nothing to fear.

Mr. Out of the country, I live in Manchester, England and I can tell you that the only cafe you see around here are usually in "poor" neighbourhood or around the post office or the library.

If I may ask, how many years ago did you finish school? If you are talking about early 2000, I will understand that this business might work.

You claim you don't live in Nigeria, how come you know the market so well that you are giving quotes and you are 100% sure it will work? Now you need to shut your mouth and stop saying things you don't know.

You are in Ibadan or lagos forming you are not in Nigeria. I am posting a picture of my backyard to prove I am not in Nigeria now, you post a picture of your backyard the same way I did mine with my fingers showing b4 you go and copy picture from the Internet. Bloody liar.

kode12:
Dont discourage the OP if you dont have good advice for him. If managed properly he can make back his money within 18months. The only major fees would be his yearly ISP charge and he wont have issues paying it if he manages the business properly. You can make deals with companies to do all their photocopies and printing,you can do project research and printing for university students,you can decide to provide internet service for homes and businesses around where you're located its just limitless you just have to plan carefully,so do not disuade the OP.

Mr. Planner, keep planning for him you hear? I wonder why people don't think with their heads anymore. Have you taken the pain to ask the OP the questions I raised? Very soon you will start blaming your mother and calling her a witch. I hope you are quoting me from a cyber cafe otherwise you're a big hypocrite. I didn't even know you were the person giving him quotes and contact number. You see how selfish you are? Because you want to make a few buck, you want someone to waste his life savings on a dead business venture. God and devil dey gather look you!!!

braine:
Hmmm... That's what you think. But people still visit cafes! How many people have printers? Abi phones have started printing? How many people have photocopiers? You see, the business is still a cool one. Its even better when the design aligns with current styles.


Anyway, op, I can help you with the procurement of devices you need and a network infrastructure, if you want.

Ask yourself these questions:

1. How much money will you invest in the business?
2. How much is photocopy and printing?
3. How many years will it take you to make your investment?
4. Are you aware that computers, printers and photocopiers go bad?
5. Are you aware that printers will not print forever? You will have to buy inks?
6. Who are your target audience?
7. Considering 1-6, do you think you will be able to pay rent at the end of the year?

With the advent of mobile phones, people no longer have need for a cyber cafe. Why would u want to invest in this dead business? After u go begin catch witches. Na wah for you sha.

Minister of website

Just wanted to be sure he's a yorubastard.

Enyimba FC dey 9ja u no support.

Just wanted to find out if I was right about his tribe. So right.....regular trademark.

Na them again, their regular trademark. I no mention tribe o

Vanquay:
I have been in the states since childhood and listen to American Music yet I have no clue who the hell Fatjoe is...How will Nigerians know him?

May lie not kill you....say amen. You probably haven't heard of lil Wayne abi? Which village for America u dey?

Remilekun101:
Why are you so senseless like this

Because the thunder that will fire you is still doing press ups.

Remilekun101:
[size=14pt]Edo boys no dey carry last[/size]

Thunder fire your generation!! How anyasi take be Edo name? Imbecîle.

O girl, nothing do you.

I blame oshiomole for this.

I watched on the TV a few months ago how this useless girl shook the hands of a Bini chief like she was greeting her age mate. No atom of respect at all but see how she's almost breaking her knees for the VP. See oshiomole be like tortoise, since he start to suck this girl puśsy, him mouth no dey close again.

I blame Adams oshiomole for this trend because he married a girl that is should be his great grand daughter, so people in the state are doing the same thing.

On a serious note, how can you sleep with a 6-year-old? Unless there are spiritual implications to this.

Oge okoye tattoo be like weytin dem draw under bridge. Which kind bird be that? Na leke-leke?

After una go dey laugh mama peace! See this salah ram.

Trustworthiness:
How many young puzzy have you married already?

I tell u say I don marry? slowpoke.

Shoutout to Don Jazzy. Once a snake, always a snake.

Make una leave the young pûssy for us na.

I tot 500 bh members surrendered to the army? APC no go use lie kill us.

Na them again o! Their regular trademark. Cursed people.

I no go talk, I go just laugh. I no mention tribe o, but you know weytin I mean abi? Na them again o!!!

Na them again o!!! Their regular trademark.

RickRichards:
Always remind yourself that you're not 3 years old before posting comments. Thank me later.

Never forget the curse on your tribe, it follows you everywhere.