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Business / Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by critic9ja: 11:32pm On May 04, 2018
I need an HSE POLICY for my enterprise. If you can assist with that kindly let me know
Travel / Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by critic9ja: 10:30pm On Jan 27, 2018
omosefeeguaibor:
I guess the child's citizenship will take the country of where the plane was registered kind of, that is at least logical
i know its a only a girl with beauty and brains that can reason this way. i was not dissappointed afterall. how are you fine girl?

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Politics / Re: Works Ministry Executed No Capital Project In 2017, Says Fashola by critic9ja: 5:26pm On Jan 18, 2018
usba:
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When you cannot comprehend you call it govt lie when in fact you simply don't understand basic information being passed to you. The links you posted talks about the 1st quarter of 2017, meaning the budget of 2016 was in play as 2017 budget was not passed till June 2017 and FG cannot spend capital provisions of an un-passed 2017 budget. If you are going to criticize govt atleast have the intellect tondo so and not the hatred to criticize. It is sad rather than focus on legislative inaction that scuttled 2017 budget. You can spend your life on the internet making uninformed comments to garner likes from your likes, but at the end you will still end up uninformed.
God bless you, educate the dullards up there please. Fashola is trying his best i am very sure, there are just too many conditions to satisfy which are beyond his powers. if only we can wake up and challenge those at fault.

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Forum Games / Re: Who Would You Call In This Case? (Pictured) by critic9ja: 11:41am On Jan 12, 2018
Dammylois:
I see mum for up there....if my mum no dey inside church then she dey do vigil for her room...straight to avoid that na my mum o
nice features u got there
Romance / Re: Ajah Lagos Prostitute Fights Publicly Because Her Money Was Not Complete by critic9ja: 8:17pm On Jan 11, 2018
What those guys did is terrible, and the fools who were commenting on the video. Deal is deal. Anyway KARMA IS BITCH
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Kemi Olunloyo's Hairdo In First Pictures Since Release From Prison by critic9ja: 3:46pm On Jan 11, 2018
to all the shallow thinkers and fools who commented ahead of me, kemi olunloyo is yet to be convicted of any crime even the false reportage you all claim she did on a certain pastor. blame the lawless nigerian justice/legal system. ISTAND WITH KOO

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation by critic9ja: 11:39pm On Jan 10, 2018
op, am cumming
Business / Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by critic9ja: 12:47pm On Jan 10, 2018
please note that i am also being asked for an indemnity form by the oil company's vendor portal. where do i get that?
Business / Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by critic9ja: 12:25pm On Jan 10, 2018
rikamann:

If you are around Abuja I can help you free of charge
bros, i am so grateful. but i am presently in lagos. Although there are still some other things i will like to gain from you since you are coren certified. my elder bro. with whom i run our family enterprise is at Abuja. He is a graduate civil engineer too. please grant me permission to p.m you.

there are so many issues i want to discuss bothering on contract related issues. i have worked for a madam on certain projects with one of the oil companies. she messed up my money. when the engineering personnel of the of the oil company saw the quality of my execution, they became interested in my company and told me to register on their portal. they are about to throw open a bid for a certain small project now which may reach up to 1.5m. They invited myself and two other vendors to come and develop quantities which will be quoted for in the BOQ. now i dont want my labour to be in vain. i want to register my enterprise like that with DPR, hopefully i will get a chance to participate in the bid when the job is eventually thrown open on the portal. the challenge presently is i do not know how to go about this two requirements of DPR; 1.COMPANY’S CURRENT TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE AND VAT CERTIFICATE. 2.EMPLOYEE’S COMPENSATION SCHEME (NIGERIA SOCIAL INSURANCE TRUST FUND-NSITF). please help a brother. Cc: Rikamann, databoy247, bemyguest et al.
Travel / Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by critic9ja: 10:18pm On Jan 07, 2018
Congrats, some organs be doing warming up already. Go easy, life is hard already

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Scammed In Lagos: My 2 Weeks Experience In A Hotel by critic9ja: 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
He slapped you too? Did you report to the police afterwards? Did you visit office of the public defender?
Travel / Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by critic9ja: 7:32pm On Jan 06, 2018
UKmigrant:
But you had to respond grin
Baga you! Doctor onijongbon grin

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Travel / Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by critic9ja: 6:19pm On Jan 06, 2018
UKmigrant:
OK, so I checked my posts from A to Z and didn't see anywhere I mentioned who my employer and colleagues were talkless of posting sensitive details, or did you mean to post that on another thread? Or maybe you're just trying to let us know about your knowledge on the bolded.

Awon "I too know yi sha" shocked
Over reaction dey worry you. You didn't have to respond. He is still on your side.

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu's Open Letter To President Buhari: Please, Don't Run For 2nd Tenure by critic9ja: 5:30pm On Jan 06, 2018
beejaay:
The greatest injustice is absolving the person responsible for it all and blaming his appointees (who appointed them in the first place?)
Developmeñt will continue to elude us if we fail to shun psycophancy and political correctness.... PMB is solely responsible for the troubles the country is going through now same as gej was solely responsible for all the failures during his time..as it is today PMB is a failure and no sugarcoating can change that
seconded, people easily find excuses to absolve that man of his failures.

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Business / Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by critic9ja: 10:11pm On Jan 04, 2018
bemyguest:


get a Coren certified engineer as part of your staff it can be as a consult that works on contract
I have thought of this initially. But the cost is what am scared of, on what basis will he charge me?
Business / Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by critic9ja: 3:18pm On Jan 04, 2018
databoy, i need your assistance really fast. i have an engineering enterprise, will DPR require coren certification from my company to certify me? what if i don't have coren certification yet? what can be done?
Business / Re: Limited Liability Company Incorporation by critic9ja: 3:13pm On Jan 04, 2018
can an enterprise registration be converted to limited liability later? how much is enterprise registration? what and what is going to be needed for enterprise registration?
Education / Re: Interested In Studying In Salzburg University Austria by critic9ja: 5:31pm On Jan 01, 2018
Mr WiziAgozie can i also apply with statement of result only for masters programme, is NYSC compulsory before i can do my masters in austria? happy new year cheers.
Travel / Re: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by critic9ja: 9:03am On Dec 23, 2017
Lexusgs430:


You fit beat am nah....... Just ensure say the tribal marks of flogging no show or pickin no grass you up to hin teacher....... You know the rest nah...... Social workers + Police + Doctors examination.......
this is very very true talk, so many people don't know
Politics / Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar Visits President Buhari (Photos) by critic9ja: 9:55am On Dec 19, 2017
peterarch:
Massive Recruitment!!!

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PROFESSIONALS –

(1)Civil engineers,
(2)Electrical Engineers,
(3)Building Technology Experts,
(4)Surveyors,
(5)Architects,
(6)Town Planners,
(7)Soil Analysts,
(coolHorticulturists,
(9)Accountants,
(10)Auditor,
(11)Vehicle Drivers,
(12)Site & Estate Security Men,
(13)Quality Control,
(15)Safety Officer,
(16)Community/Clients Liaison Officer,
(17)Senior Sales/Marketing Manager,
(18)Human Resources Assistant,
(19)Junior Website Designer/Graphic Artist/Networking Technician,
(20)Junior Admin Officer,
(21)Geotechnic Engineer,
(22)Interior Designers,
(23)Artisans Manager,
(24)Project Manager/Consultant,
(25)Executive Secretary,
(26)Crane/Machinery Operators

ARTISANS –

(1)Masons,
(2)Painters,
(3)Screeders,
(4)Electricians,
(5)Welders,
(6)Plumbers,
(7)Carpenters,
(coolTillers,
(9)POP Cast Workers,
(10)Labourers,
(11)Cooks,
(12)Store Keeper
(13)Iron Fixers
(14)Drivers
(15)Interns

HOW TO APPLY:
www.stbenjaminsnigeria.com/career and follow the instruction outline therein.

Application submission ends 20th December, 2017.
you and your company are crazy mad, you want people to pay for form to get job ba? you are very stupid! a form they will download themselves fill and send back, they will still pay for it? mad people
Properties / Re: How Do I Deal With My Landlord? by critic9ja: 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2017
sweettease:
Why do you want to continue in fear of the known and unknown? Start looking for a new place, let him take you to court and give you a quit notice then let the court case drag for months before the eventually verdict that will give you extra 6-12 months without rent to move out. The sweetest part is that you are not obligated to pay a penny while the whole process is ongoing. Free housing for you for like a year(give or take). That will teach him to respect his tenants. Your name Dicksonpal is strange sha cheesy
u re sighted. Ur package is tyt. can I sweettease you?
Science/Technology / Re: Gabriel Obinna & Moses Ezeilegbunam Invent Generator That Runs Without Fuel, Gas by critic9ja: 5:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
adadike281:
This thread go sweet, I am here to laugh at some foolish statements but before then, kudos to my brothers! there can never be a race like the Igbo race. Special race, special people. Igbo Amaka!!!
are you doing promotional activation for your booby, ass and other accompanying components? and by the way,your pictures gave me the impression
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Debuts ‘Girls Follow Me’ Hairstyle (Photo) by critic9ja: 12:15pm On Dec 05, 2017
ibkkk:


Would have considered making you my Wizard if you had come earlier.
You came late o.Sorry! smiley
it is never too late. you need a real wizard in your life
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Debuts ‘Girls Follow Me’ Hairstyle (Photo) by critic9ja: 11:17am On Dec 05, 2017
ibkkk:
Hehehe... cheesy Girls follow me smiley
Funny people everywhere.
witch I like you ooo, u set. can I be ur wizard?
Business / Re: Limited Liability Company Incorporation by critic9ja: 8:02am On Dec 04, 2017
40% cut? how much will be the remaining cost now?
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girl Recounts Her "Rape & Beg" Experience With A Man, Unilagolodo by critic9ja: 8:30am On Nov 27, 2017
the guy no resemble me, I go do 2nd, 3rd and 4th round before day break

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Romance / Re: Someone Loves Me For Real by critic9ja: 6:26am On Nov 25, 2017
TimeMod3:
You smack that little finger off her mouth and choke a diçk down her throat while pull off the dirty wig on her head.
I personally can't go in on her smelly mouth tho..

#NoBitchAttitude
ur mouth sweet...konji Na bastard jare
Romance / Re: Someone Loves Me For Real by critic9ja: 11:27pm On Nov 24, 2017
this girl go Sabi cork sucking like die
Crime / Re: Gang Leader Of Ozubulu Church Attack: "My Boys Overreacted After Losing Target" by critic9ja: 5:39am On Nov 24, 2017
folakemigeh:
shocked




My eyes must be deceiving me:



I thought i saw my Boyfriend over reacted after "losing target" and i just assumed he doesn't know how to do dat tin
your boyfriend loose target for this ur matter? he will face firing squad. abeg make I "gbenu si Na"
Education / Re: Palindromes: Let's Catch Some Fun by critic9ja: 9:12pm On Nov 22, 2017
AuroraB:
You aren't serious cheesy
Ewe Peep Bob Poop lipsrsealed Pop
Bleep! I bleeped you
Travel / Re: Night View Of The Water Fountain At Abule Egba Jubilee Bridge(pics) by critic9ja: 7:52am On Nov 22, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
There's a street opposite that fountain, just opposite Justrite.

It leads to one of the most immoral locations in Lagos. Social Club Road.

You'll find women in their glory, doing what they do best - selling the only thing they have to offer humanity, their pussies.

You wont find any decent female in that location. Just desperate, cheap, hopeless & career-ending b!tches.

Some of them are on nairaland.

They might quote me soon...
interesting,tell me more
Business / Re: Nigeria Sells $3 Billion Eurobonds - Largest Ever. by critic9ja: 7:01pm On Nov 21, 2017
ttmacoy:
I assume you know what a bond is i.e. long term debt issued by a country as opposed to Treasury Bills which are more short to medium term.

A Eurobond is just a bond raised on the international market in Euros. The name refers to the currency e.g. Yankee bonds are bonds raised in dollars, Samurai bonds are bonds raised in Yen, etc.

A simplistic example, Nigeria issues a bond of 100 Euros at 10% for 30 years means Nigeria will pay 10 Euros annually in interest to the bond holder and at year 30 return the principal of 100 Euros.


thanks for the explanations

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