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Romance / Re: Man Hypes His Girlfriend On Twitter; Users React by critic9ja: 7:48am On Nov 07, 2017
Queenlovely:

now you know dear.
Accord me with the respect my age deserve. You did not even say Good morning ma
you u look like a MILF, wouldn't mind sha
Car Talk / Re: What I Saw In This Toyota Prado Fuel Tank (Photos) by critic9ja: 11:09am On Oct 31, 2017
nurey:
One day i willing pack my bags and baggage, storm your workshop and be the best apprentice you have ever taught in your life time. I need to learn how to repair diesel engines wink
true talk. walahi, just say no time again, man need money
Health / Re: Eight Habits That Fuel Impotence by critic9ja: 7:43pm On Oct 28, 2017
OboOlora:
Great article OP but you forgot to add alcoholism. It has been proven that alcohol boosts sexual performance but the long term effect is penile/erectile dysfunction.
obo e Ni ora Tru Tru.
Politics / Re: N2bn Fraud: Buhari Didn't Invite Maina Home - Says Presidency by critic9ja: 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2017
BRAV0O:
How do we get here ? lipsrsealed Everything about this administration is falsehood!

Abeg shift make I faint cheesy undecided
nice fainting concept, even trailer sef too dey faint for Nigeria matter these days

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Travel / Re: How I Was Saved From A Train Accident That Killed 600 People - My Testimony by critic9ja: 7:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Jesu kristi shocked

lalasticlala, come and see!!

We still need fine girls in the world, so please don't die!! cry

Before ugly girls go plenty pass!!



meanwhile==>> Have you seen my signature?
bush boy, stop over hyping the girl jare. she thick Sha,
Religion / Re: Femi Falana: "Pastor Adeboye Creating Business Centers, Not Churches" [video] by critic9ja: 4:47pm On Oct 20, 2017
O.P IS DUMB, Femi Falana merely agreed with cardinal Okogie's opinion on pastor Adeboye's statement.
Crime / Re: Man Loses Car After Sex Romp With Lady by critic9ja: 5:14pm On Oct 16, 2017
colli247:
If Buhari didn't win in 2015, we would have thought by now that Nigeria would have been like London.
Thank God he won for everyone to know that he can't perform magic.
Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped.
He later paid subsidy. You clapped again.
He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped.
He devalued the Naira. You clapped.
He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped.
$1 is officially equal N360. You are still clapping.
He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped,
Now petrol price is N145, you clapped and do protest in support.
He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped.
Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping.
He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped.
Its getting to three years, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.
When he cancelled Military road blocks, you clapped.
When he asked them to go back, you clapped.
When PMB promise to end medical tourism, you clapped.
When he spent months in UK hospital and allowed local doctors on strike, you clapped.
APC apologists and co. Do you still think Buhari has integrity.

he has no iota nor atom of integrity.
Investment / Re: Dangote Refinery: Africa’s Biggest Refinery Takes Shape by critic9ja: 4:58pm On Oct 16, 2017
deepwater:


Sorry penetrating force is out dated by the IMO, hence no consideration to any direct shaft or conventional vessel here. maneuverability is key here, you must be azimuth propelled.

Humbly advise you get retrofitted to azimuth, you may be luck to use them on shallow waters but Never on deepwater as I would NEVER accept your retrofitted vessel, I take in only PURPOSE built vessels.


undecided
this "Englishes" pass my power ooo. Na wa ooo.
Investment / Re: Dangote Refinery: Africa’s Biggest Refinery Takes Shape by critic9ja: 1:12pm On Oct 16, 2017
deepwater:


Do you have double azimuth cpp propellers c/w cow and tunnel thrusters?
Is your summer draft above 5m (@ minimum) when fully loaded?
are you DP2, 3 gryos aligned and DGPS activated with endurance of 35 days?
If No,
stay clear, do not sail ahead
You will drown, this is deepwater region
You have been warned
girl Yi Sha, hian! wetin Na? your specifications are too much. please kindly consider my sturdy 200mm long, 3bar nozzle. it's has high penetrating force you'd love. prompt response anticipated. thanks in advance.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How SARS Officers Sexually Harassed Her In Ilorin by critic9ja: 1:05pm On Oct 16, 2017
SARS are Nigeria's federal accredited criminals. may hot judgements of the Almighty locate them.
Investment / Re: Dangote Refinery: Africa’s Biggest Refinery Takes Shape by critic9ja: 11:41am On Oct 16, 2017
deepwater:

As I type this, you mates and people younger than you from different part of Nigeria are presently undergoing training in India, in fact they are having lunch right now.

These set of people would come back to start up and commission that complex, as pioneers on the indigenous side, they would surely replace the expats with time based on Nigerian Content and run shows completely. What it means is that in few years to come they would be at the top and surely say, "Yes, we used our youthful age well",

I am sad that you are here throwing tantrums up and down, how would you say you used your youthful age? Opening monikers up and down to hate on the Igbo people? Is this an achievement of some sort of comfort? You better sit down and ask your self some questions, even Dangote himself has more people outside the north in the present training, you that has not fed a dog is taking about taking sides.

My brother oshe aro Monday, be very careful



Go figure out, they are already in India.....
They got the job
You can not do with them
Now go hug transformer
Cry cry baby


Just a little more time, full time start up is 2021 forget any other time frame you have read about, OP has no idea about what he posted

which one be deepwaters again? nothing wey person no go see for nairaland. can I check how deep the water is?
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 2:23pm On Oct 15, 2017
MrRitchie:
Bros that blocks amd Cements you quote will build a two bedroom bungalow with two toilets each room 10/11ft, make una dey fear God o
shows you were not following this Convo. this quote is not for the O.P.
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 12:18pm On Oct 15, 2017
luminouz:

U definitely have bro
I just need some price quotations for the blocks n cement.....@current prices!!!
cement is 2600, while 9" block is between 180- 200.
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 12:09pm On Oct 15, 2017
edpunter:
Break Down of A Self Contain.

20 tonnes of stone Dust Granite (1 trip) @46,000
(With this you don't need granite for floor blinding/Lintel/Beam or sharp sand for shocking/mortar)

Elephant Cement 25bags @2550each (Incl. transportation)
900 blocks (for a start) 225 x 450mm @180each
20 tonnes Laterite Sand for filling (3 trips) @17,000each
1 x 12'' Softwood (3pcs) Frame work for Lintel/Beam @950each
2x2'' 2x4'' 2x6''Hardwood for Roof & 3",4''-nails: N25,000 - 30,000
12mm dia rod (3pcs) For Beam @1200each
10mm dia rod (10pcs) for Window and Door Lintels @750each
Flexible & Stiff Binding Wire: ?


Louvre Window: 600x600mm (2pcs) @1800each
Louvre Window: 1200x1200mm (4pcs) @7000each
Flush Door: (4pcs) @4500each
Burglary: 600x600mm (2pcs) @1500each
Burglary: 1200x1200mm (4pcs) @4500each
Roofing Sheet: Zinc - 1 bundle (52pcs) @52,000
Asbestos Ceiling 30pcs @800each (Excluding Nails & Wood).


Workmanship

Electrical Conduit: Less than N15,000
Water: N4000
Masonry: N70,000 (Digging, Light Blinding, and block setting/Plastering)
Carpenter (Frame for Beam, Lintel and Roof) N40,000
Iron Bender: N2000
Plumbing: ? Depends on your choice

(Add approx. 5% to the total for miscellanous)


Yes you can use 500K. Well, if you negotiate very well and add your own effort the cost will be lesser.

spot on bro. you must be an architect. sadly that money won't finish this. I will advice that they use a room, bathroom and kitchen. they should do wooden overhang later when they are settled for verandah. are you also saying plastering will be done with stone dust too?
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 11:55am On Oct 15, 2017
luminouz:

Yes bro..exactly that!!
it all depends on the finishing largely. starting from roofing sheets. what am suggesting for the o.p here for instance is zinc roofing sheets and abestors ceiling. so our preferences largely is what affects the cost of houses. But normally you will need about 3700 blocks for that kind (bathroom and kitchen partitioning inclusive) you will need 54 bags of cement for block setting. concrete work required will be determined by nature of land you are building on. I hope I have helped a little?
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 10:23am On Oct 15, 2017
luminouz:

Can u help me with d quotation for a 5 room sefcon??
Thanks bro
5 room self con? I don't get. do you mean a block of 5 single room self con?
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 10:05am On Oct 15, 2017
MichaelSokoto:
how many rooms?
a room and bathroom bruv
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by critic9ja: 8:47am On Oct 15, 2017
listen o.p, 500k will give u a 12ft x 12ft standard room perfect, by the grace of God. put bathroom/toilet outside like a visitor's toilet at the verandah. I will try take the pains for a breakdown for you
Crime / Re: Metal Fabricator In Police Net On Suspicion Of Ritual Murder by critic9ja: 7:02pm On Oct 07, 2017
Nawteemaxie:

Welder spotted. undecided
yes oooo...GOD has been faithful, our dreams on motion
Crime / Re: Metal Fabricator In Police Net On Suspicion Of Ritual Murder by critic9ja: 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2017
Nawteemaxie:
Metal fabricator nuh be welder? undecided
So you`re trying to told me a welder na im get that big house?!

Metal fabricator ni, fabric meticator kor.
RIP to the deceased.
a welder can actually own that house, stop being silly.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Almost Stepped On This Snake When I Went Out To Pee by critic9ja: 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2017
pishures or ...
Religion / Re: Mountain Of Fire Drags Ex Pastors & Members To Court Over Money & Property by critic9ja: 9:06pm On Oct 02, 2017
Olukoya may not even be aware of any fraudulent method of shipping. there are people designated to do most of these things, so if the people decide to be corrupt, it is a very big pity.
Family / Re: Nigerians Who Ever Thought Of Running Away From Home As Kids Share Their Stories by critic9ja: 3:26pm On Sep 30, 2017
ibroh22:
I remembered the time I decided to leave home,deliberately want to get lost......but I haven't even trekked half km from my house,it was going dark and I returned home,i never tried it since that day..
stupid children every where, why will someone decide to just get lost? devil get power oo
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo: I Had N20,000 In Account In 1999 Didn't Mean I Wasn't Wealthy by critic9ja: 9:06am On Sep 30, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
Nice article. Long but well written.

I used to criticise OBJ while in power but a friend whose mum was a teacher said Lecturers and teachers would crucify me if they knew.
He failed in Electricity generation and was super corrupt, but several of his policies are what we enjoy today.

Time has proven that OBJ was a far better leader than his successors.

Yardu'a started well, but unfortunately had health challenges. GEJ for sure was an incompetent buffoon. We had high hopes for PMB but so far, he's been a huge disappointment.
you have said well and rightly friend. people fail to realize this.

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Business / Re: Starting A "Bizarre" Business In Nigeria: My Story. by critic9ja: 8:36am On Sep 27, 2017
databoy247:

Thanks. I had to stop writing cos I thought no one was interested.
e dey happen like that sometimes, I first jammed ur thread "contractors lounge" in the middle of 2016, I forgot to follow it. it is now that I needed all the information that I was looking for it all over. thanks to google, I got it and now decided to see some of your other threads. the information you put here especially the statistics shows you mean business and you know what you are doing. May God continue to help you.
Business / Re: Starting A "Bizarre" Business In Nigeria: My Story. by critic9ja: 7:34pm On Sep 26, 2017
I love your analysis.
Business / Re: IRON & STEEL SALES/SUPPLY, FABRICATIONS @ BEST PRICES by critic9ja: 12:20pm On Sep 26, 2017
chccho:
Call me let's discuss
thanks bruv, will call u soon.
Business / Re: IRON & STEEL SALES/SUPPLY, FABRICATIONS @ BEST PRICES by critic9ja: 10:11am On Sep 26, 2017
chccho:
Contact me for all your iron and steel materials.
please can you teach me how to get into the iron rod sales business? I assure you there is a lot we can do for each other in the nearest future.

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Health / Re: Little Girl Dies Of Ear Infection After 3 Lagos Hospitals Failed To Treat Her by critic9ja: 10:16am On Sep 25, 2017
now you know why churches are full. you need to pray hard so that no tough sickness befalls you, because Nigeria's health care is dead. I have been a victim before. I will relocate my family out of Nigeria very soon. I would rather be treated like shit in another man's country than have same treatment in my own country.

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Fashion / Re: Don't Wear A Miniskirt To Yaba Market by critic9ja: 10:11am On Sep 25, 2017
Being in Canada does not give you license to come back to Nigeria here and be dressing nakedly about. Mumu Op

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Romance / Re: Amazing And Simple Pre-Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander And His Fiancee by critic9ja: 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2017
soberdrunk:
See how they fit each other like garri and groundnuts, another friday and my future wife will be vandalized somewhere again this weekend, i just hope they wont ruin the engine before i finally meet the foolish' girl..... angry
soberdrunk is finally going sobermad
Food / Re: My Trap Caught This Bush Rat Yesterday by critic9ja: 3:03pm On Sep 20, 2017
Hardheolar:
this one get príck
wehdone ma! girls/women and pricks are inseparable

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