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These NYSC people will never cease to amaze me. Imagine they decided to deliberately remove some of these states. I believe it is because of findings they have made from spying on SOCIAL MEDIA CONVERSATIONS.

Good Day Everyone and how is your Registration status?

REGISTRATION HAS STARTED OOOOOH REGISTRATION HAS STARTED! GO AND REGISTER portal.nysc.org.ng

I am out of here for now!

Later!

Walexz02:
Na wa for una o... So una no sleep at all

BROS NA WAO FOR YOU O! YOU SUPPOSE KNOW SAY TIME DEY WEY SLEEP NOR DEY NECESSARY NA!

OR YOUR SCHOOL NOR MAKE YOU PRACTICE THAT ONE

okonja:
Why are you so mean?....

Oh Sorry, it wasn't intentional.

But come to think of it, are the residents of Borno not Humans

bhankyskillz:
Woke up thinking registration would have started. am going back to bed jare. see you all by 8am... but pls copy me o if the portal opens before then..

PLEASE SLEEP O, RISE BY 8am AND FILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE STATE....BORNO

nagidarabani:
Guys Abeg Who get Android App Finger Print Scanner i need am @ www.applygist.com my Blog readers must Register Free ohh Imagine Some centers asking ffor 3k just for reg Apart from normal payment

People often seek for opportunities to maximize profit. That is what the rush for 'First to Register' is trying to help these guys achieve.

jayloms:
sleeping mode reactivated. Nyte boss

I was not suggesting you go and sleep now. PERSON NOR DEY JOKE WITH YOU?

jayloms:
NYSC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mehn eye don red finish

If you continue this way, you will end up sleeping when NYSC opens up the site.

jayloms:
Yet another variation to the TT

They simply have forgotten

I can see the some people just like backyard business (@ LogoDWhiz and terrymason).

YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE MY SC31 ALONE PLEASE. IT IS NOT COMPULSORY FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNFAITHFUL AH AH

What has happened to the speed with which this page was moving?

These are times when Miracles happen and before everyone who has fast gone to sleep rises up, the stories they'll hear will not only touch their heart but press it. Then you will begin to hear things like:

WHO SEND ME MAKE I GO SLEEP?
WHO SEND ME MAKE I LEAVE THE CAFE NOW DEM DON COLLECT MY TURN, ENUGU DON FULL?

SC31:
Boo boo kitty(crobboy) good night no let mosquito finish you for that cafe o...

Goodnight fraih fraih,Fraser,logodwhiz,amodu,kbs468,terrymason,justified10 and his wife,my crazy marriage advicer rukkyola and to every other citizen for this city..abeg make una no vex for me say I no mention una name o,my eye don deyclose and I no too dey see things clearly again but I love y'all sha....good night and sweet dreams no dream of nysc sha

Don't worry BabyLove. Its just to fulfil all necessary obligations.

Sleep good and be sure I'll wake you up when I find something meaningful

Still having this staring at me o!

LogoDWhiz:
Lmao!

Portal is opening by 10:00am!

So do the waiting continues

Imagine me refreshing my page 3 times per second, NYSC!

All these people that were shouting registration portal will be opened 12:01am, where are there?

WHAT IS YOUR TIME NOW?

yanabasee:
Perhaps... I wasn't paying much attention.. Was at the counting room... After offering is announcement. Not immediately tho..

Are you working with Bro Afo?

Steve!

Fraiser:
I no dey dia wen u talk am o

Don't worry, she is safe. Atleast, She has a Senatorial backup (Amodu)

Constantly refreshing these two NYSC sites every 2-5 minutes isn't a big task for me

yanabasee:
I'm an usher there and I officiated today..... If you had initiated this post before time... Trust me...I'd tarry with you there...

The guy who called me to work said an announcement was made during the service. Didn't you get that?

Initiated this post before now hehehehe. I was fixing up some equipment and didn't have time to chat.

ayosco2008:
So I can practically say nysc is really really confused. I'm sure that camp date is till gonna change. Do this peeps even know we got plans for our life at all??

This schemes just have to be cancelled

My brother ask them oh. Consistently making us live a PLANLESS PLANLESSNESS live (in Hon. Patrick's voice)

yanabasee:
You worship at Unical chapel?

BTW, who's registering you there? I no mind to come over this night oh!

Nah. I don't worship there.

The gate has been locked till its day break. Just check when its day break. Actually I helped them set up a temporary network that is why I used that leverage to stay back (which of course, I have deliberately refused to complete it to buy me more time)

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!
Na u be my boss o

Boss to my own Boss What a contradiction

SC31:
You're too hot tempered and you use foul language a lot based on the observation here

My BabyLove, why waste your energy when you obviously know that what you'll get in return is Criticisms upon criticisms?

Anyways, how was your day?

LogoDWhiz:
It's always faster and easier to update the webpage than to update the portal.
That's why it takes time for the changes to be reflected on the portal page!


If you notice, if there's any news info, you're maily directed to the Nysc.gov.ng

Cc: teemakagu

Yes! That is my IT inclined President talking.

ashkenking:
ah don vex oo. uno add ma moniker

AAAAAAH YOU DON CHECK WELL NO VEX ABEG ADAM YOURSELF

LogoDWhiz:
Crobboy, bobolil.
I hail una!
Make una sha giv us update!

RIVALS UPDATE I PRESUME YOU MEAN

SarFakky:
**** REMINDER****
NOTE BEFORE REGISTRATION

*Have a valid E-mail account, as a verification link would be sent to it during registration. if you don't have open one immediately, don't use another person's mail.

*Ensure you keep in mind the date of your graduation, as uploaded by your school. it would be needed during registration. this can easily be checked my looking up your details on the NYSC portal.

*Ensure you get your kit size measured by a tailor to ascertain your correct measurements for shirt and trousers and also your boot size, as it will be required.

*If you have any health or physical challenges and require regular treatment, a letter from a federal hospital will be required to be uploaded, this can also assist with concessional posting to the state of your choice.

*For married women, your marriage certificate and husband state of residency will be required also for concessional posting.

*Also the Name and year of graduation of your primary school, secondary school will be needed, so get it prior to the registration.

*2 next of kins name, phone number and address is also required.

*If you will be using your ATM for the payment to the 3000 fee for online call up letter, ensure you use a MasterCard as it is much easier and faster to you, Verve cards can also be used if the card has been activated for online transaction by your bank.

*You don't need scratch card or pin for registration, please note that.

*A passport will be uploaded during registration should be of white background and your face must be clearly shown (ladies ensure your hair is not covering your ears, cheeks or jaw)

*Make prior enquiries at the registration center near you to know the registration price and if they have the necessary device for registration (fingerprints scanner)

*And please remember early registration can go along way to help you get good states of your choice.

*On completion of NYSC online registration, you are expected to print your green card.
A green-card is a slip or an acknowledgment of NYSC online registration by PCMs(Potential Corp Members).

Regards -

Thank you very much sir. I'll be on the lookout

WAO!

FINALLY I MADE IT WITH THE UNICAL CHAPEL OF REDEMPTION BUSINESS CENTER!

Relaxing in a well conducive, air-conditioned, serene, cool music, drinks, snacks and water HALL with a sitting capacity of over 25 persons, multiple Internet providers, Multiple Computers, Multiple Canon and Sharp Photocopiers, Multiple Laser and Deskjet Printers, Multiple FingerPrint Scanners, Multiple HP Document Scanner, etc, I know even a DEITY can't alter the smooth flow of my NYSC Registration whenever they chose to open the site.

Its been a while friends. Forgive me I was trying to keep up with these development.

WETIN DEY HAPPEN?
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chinwe87
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ShesAgem
Nony1
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mapsmatician
Abbie25
Oluwanimoduroti1
Princessisabel
nathoneal
Justified19
Serial
abdulmumini60
Beckytee
Mykunlex
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Addilelgi
girlvyn
Prinzey
danidon08
shubs
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gigales
ChuxMyk
tuffpivot
waiess
MemphisDepay
boboLIL
chumaster
trublood
WinningSun
Leriebloom
kweenzie
ogochukwu67
stephano100
Oyehomie
Essont
Peterveo
Babalumi
Okitaiji
Kapable75
Olasum
Missprudence
Jombojombo
froshniccur
Emmyviva
Jaloms
Jamesdman
MissOyin
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StarryV
Olatmercy
natty870
Talkingboy
Ojah1
segun5A
Jung
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Heizenberg
Marcusinah
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officialEGO
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babz2
budosky
sonymsx16
Sweetyie
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girlsupersonic
Matthew4u
SimAshley
sadamzy
andersonho
dayowunmi
Alhassanu
Ezechinwa
MisterDemola
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hardicted
mummysgirl
Teeboy15
Ovipoet
cent91
lad01
Shedrackamarachi
Eduwalter
Omichael0
Bglow002
samam69
jummiekay
Rrankdonga
skinnybleed
ernestereri00
otugbem
kennygee18
samju100
raylord
ejiterib
npn001
Deeaka
biosepeter1
francomekus
chigsboss
Odiagabros
blessu1
Stanee
ngoziigwe
Centk
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SC31
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Getikebusy
Munpark
dscript
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Aghans
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bunmiann
ABBI
nnadozieopara
Akorangela
debbiesnazzy
tiipie
Rukkyola
RETROSHAWTY
shammak
LauraNicky
omobs
kbmanuel
craziebone
Derel
phinity318
flamingsword1
gracile
Anyi2
hearkenwunmi
dotmaxp
Obajemj
bhankyskillz
lexzzy
Adizsmith
Julidab
onyii255
daudae1
tosinaa
smileeey
Katerine7
qrymz
teeblaze23
hotman0095
Iggyok
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undisputedk
eaglevision
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nzeboss
Xhiss
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OmichealO
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gearcoin
Essien7666
handsomejulee
kintomadit

And others not mentioned
PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE EVERYTHING I BEG YOU IN YOUR GRAND-FATHER'S NAME

WAO!

FINALLY I MADE IT WITH THE UNICAL CHAPEL OF REDEMPTION BUSINESS CENTER!

Relaxing in a well conducive, air-conditioned, serene, cool music, drinks, snacks and water HALL with a sitting capacity of over 25 persons, multiple Internet providers, Multiple Computers, Multiple Canon and Sharp Photocopiers, Multiple Laser and Deskjet Printers, Multiple FingerPrint Scanners, Multiple HP Document Scanner, etc, I know even a DEITY can't alter the smooth flow of my NYSC Registration whenever they chose to open the site.

Its been a while friends. Forgive me I was trying to keep up with these development.

WETIN DEY HAPPEN?
cc:
cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
kbs468
greatestman
kuchikau
Agoro1
Spanishmario
Spymate
Harbioollah
Pweedyuz
dhupsy
mjblinks
Ojeifo12
Yanabasee
Johndanny
Sent4rina
arcnomec
Prettyjo
Jubreelguy
biotechshola
mistarsam
ClassicTutor
dammybravo
Mikkyboy008
Omoalhajayezz11
Banks92
Besea
Yorme
Grocery
Winta2007
Gabrielmorinho
Haaywhyjames
Ceceliaa34
Vannesa
12dave
Lauranicky
Chiomieblaq
Heybel
Gosjo1
Lekside23
Tunex23
Mschubby
Kle4d
Kraspo
FOXXYY1
barthchuks
hardams5050
Mevsu
Sirguy542
Taeewo
jaybiz007
Darey00
ashakemi
Chisophia
rosalieene
Essential824
Yudeeaikay
Phykel
Harmony222
MizPos
conqueror221
teemama20
Oluwadamilorlah
Kechmann
Fireson
FASH23
DimmyDammy
SasquareT
OsamaBush
Imm4real
Dudecollins
Aksquared
winningsun
dominion92
enemercy01
Tolumiide
Sitesell
gwason
nnadozieopara
Barbwirepro
Sheylarhh
flimsy2
mickyswagg2
bidx1
Dhameelarhay
Merle
gbemmy2k10
izuoff
Ovicky
Ocheori
Happysmokey
Kennedybello
Oladistinct
Meek75
AnibabaQuadri
Teeboy15
Abbeyunique2
Nyfa
Rokudaime
amodu
kingley3218
DTOBS
dayo23
femiti
Richiy
Shuaibbs
Greycious
Elvis506
Stlaibrowne
SuperO
Tellasola
Teemakagu
Abdulikoko
Kufrebssy
Dottune
Aktiveiyke
Dafoly
Dopemonies
lekside05
Kangol99
Chinweukamaka
Val601
phoebe
elegushichilling
priceless21
mickyswaggz
ChizzyB
Moyanbe
Adebowale89
horexy
AirstarKane
jtchukwu
pabu
Olochedavido
Abbey2sam
LOola12
trustedward
pweetybhy
haryorbarmie83
arrhenius15
Tejis56
squarelead
Spixytinxy
Missmossy
veraiyke
Ponomote
STENON
iamtaiwo
Nzeh12
GeoOla25
vingeophysicist
Keyperson
Giftbani
Fraih
henchamb
propet
adewaleorege
uchman46
larrytorch
bigjuniornaija
DexxyAlebs
Jimab
mapsmatician
Nothin2lose
lakad4u
chinwe87
Dchiefpriest
IghravweIG
ShesAgem
Nony1
Christdonasco
mapsmatician
Abbie25
Oluwanimoduroti1
Princessisabel
nathoneal
Justified19
Serial
abdulmumini60
Beckytee
Mykunlex
Holawalea
Addilelgi
girlvyn
Prinzey
danidon08
shubs
FleetRider
gigales
ChuxMyk
tuffpivot
waiess
MemphisDepay
boboLIL
chumaster
trublood
WinningSun
Leriebloom
kweenzie
ogochukwu67
stephano100
Oyehomie
Essont
Peterveo
Babalumi
Okitaiji
Kapable75
Olasum
Missprudence
Jombojombo
froshniccur
Emmyviva
Jaloms
Jamesdman
MissOyin
greet66
StarryV
Olatmercy
natty870
Talkingboy
Ojah1
segun5A
Jung
iphemam
Heizenberg
Marcusinah
CaptainKool15
Woke4all
officialEGO
adusco
babz2
budosky
sonymsx16
Sweetyie
Kaywiluv
girlsupersonic
Matthew4u
SimAshley
sadamzy
andersonho
dayowunmi
Alhassanu
Ezechinwa
MisterDemola
Osuagwu4
hardicted
mummysgirl
Teeboy15
Ovipoet
cent91
lad01
Shedrackamarachi
Eduwalter
Omichael0
Bglow002
samam69
jummiekay
Rrankdonga
skinnybleed
ernestereri00
otugbem
kennygee18
samju100
raylord
ejiterib
npn001
Deeaka
biosepeter1
francomekus
chigsboss
Odiagabros
blessu1
Stanee
ngoziigwe
Centk
Chukzyfcb
SC31
Bobsonline
Getikebusy
Munpark
dscript
Chizzycherish
Aghans
Misblah
Joebases
Raymondson
Madamspeaker
Opeyemi224
Prinzey
bulakos25
labienyce
tambivi
Ohiz2007
Opuorudave
bolagabriella
sexysapphire
Enouwem
Olasola
Jhenny
moh85
fabulicious
Laramite
Themmy90
legaxi
oyxah
Asapcymg
Zhul001
gigdfhjjhvc
Katerine
prindu
Vinneyville
Omesbrit
CROBBOY
Fraiser
bunmiann
ABBI
nnadozieopara
Akorangela
debbiesnazzy
tiipie
Rukkyola
RETROSHAWTY
shammak
LauraNicky
omobs
kbmanuel
craziebone
Derel
phinity318
flamingsword1
gracile
Anyi2
hearkenwunmi
dotmaxp
Obajemj
bhankyskillz
lexzzy
Adizsmith
Julidab
onyii255
daudae1
tosinaa
smileeey
Katerine7
qrymz
teeblaze23
hotman0095
Iggyok
Johnklein
undisputedk
eaglevision
PEZMAN
nzeboss
Xhiss
Ofisa247
OmichealO
LordNapier
xpac01
tunex23
Abbeyunique2
gearcoin
Essien7666
handsomejulee
kintomadit

And others

oluwadamyte:
Mehn....... it's either Lagos or Lagos!!!! No time to start travelling Mehn!!! #OshodiIsoloLG Lolllzzzz

Bros YOUR TEMPER FOR NYSC NOR BE HERE O!

A'16 Online Registration is just less than 22 hours away...