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JESUUUUUUSSSSSSS I can't my eyes o ....walks back out of the city...

Walking into the city... Just to make a surprise visit ... trying to check how faithful my wife had been...

SC31:
Which pregnancy, we should better wait till you're done with your politics......only me cannot be staying at home with any pregnancy

*Attending to an International Client I've been expecting for 3 years now. Baby, Please hold on for 15 Minutes.
Love You...

amodu:
Time they say is the best healer and also words brings out kolanut from the pocket likewise sword from its cover.

You have successfully pacify me and for this I BLESS YOUR UNION with my god-daughter; SC31 (Efe).

As regards your request, some senators are presently suspended leaving us with:

Greatestman, our Senate President
Kuchikau, our Deputy Senate President
IghravwelG, Distinguished Senator and my able self.

Oh my oga at the top. That is why as my oga you will always remain my oga.

Thank you Sir for the Blessing. I can now start thinking of giving my Love (SC31) a pregnancy.

SC31:
Good night everybody lemme go and wallow in my loneliness since my bae(crobboy) has decide not to come home for the past 2 days because of his political ambitions .....

Rukkyola shebi you no wan show me how to get liver take borrow boo,no wahala one day you go talk say make i help you do something and na me go dey laugh last

*#Phone Ringing and Ringing and Ringging#*
She isn't picking my calls Something is wrong somewhere.

*Thinking in my heart* Could she be with..... No No No. Not to think of it. MY QUEEN IS FAITHFUL.

Let me drop a message...*Login in to GMAIL and SKYPE*

Oyehomie:
Gud eveninnnnnnnmng.....jst returning from ma cassava farm....it's been 1 week now....preparing for d raining season....
I blv tns re goin on as expected......'well'...d mata wey dey on ground now no be child play, make i excuse maself.....
Ma votas card o...

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY BROTHER!

amodu:
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT
TO
HONOURABLE MINISTERIAL NOMINEES
NOTIFICATION OF SCREENING
I am directed to notify and inform you all of your
screening as a minister nominee. In conformity
with the norm and law of the land, it is pertinent
you undergo this screening so as to earn you a
confirmation as a substantive minister of this
great republic.
In consonance with the announcement made by
the Deputy Senate President that screening will
commence 48 hours after the resumption of
plenary, I hereby bring to your notice that Friday
5th of February, 2016 is the set date for the
screening.
The following nominees are hereby notified to
appear at the floor of the Senate at the
appropriated time to them:

Dominion92 - Nominee, Minister of Trade and
Investment - 11:00an

MissOyin - Nominee, Minister of Special Duties
and Pro Non African Relation - 1:00pm.

Moyenii - Nominee, Minister of Justice - 3:00pm

CROBBOY - Nominee, Minister of ICT - 5:00pm

Acquaint yourself with the format of the
screening which will be in this form:

1. Each nominee will be screened at the affixed
time above.

2. You will be notified two (2) hours before your
appearance at the red chamber.

3. You should appear before the senate at exact
time assigned to you and mention all the
senators. Failure to do that is tantamount to
being screened out.

4. You will furnish the Senate with your
educational background(with qualification as the
case maybe).

5. Your manifesto delivered succinctly.

6. Stating of your past and present
achievements.

7. Atleast 5 template of what you will do for the
betterment of this Republic.

8. And must be ready to attend to all questions
presented by the senate.

Thanking you in anticipation for your
cooperation.

Signed:
Distinguish Senator Amodu for the Deputy
Senate President; Kuchikau.

cc:
Greatestman - Senate President
Kuchikau - Deputy Senate President
IghravwelG - Distinguish Senator

I sincerely apologise sir for approaching you in this informal way on matters of this caliber. I am leveraging on the affiliation and long standing relationship you have with me and my sweetheart to break all available protocols in order to get an expedited response as time is not a luxury I can afford.

I have a firm understanding that my Ministerial nomination was *whispering* greatly influenced by you. As a result, posterity will deny me complete fulfilment if I fail to express my immense gratitude.

However sir, I would like to confess that given the state of things, I cannot categorically say with certainty who is and who is not a Senator at the moment as such information has been restricted to the seat of the Presidency and House of Senate.

I would like to solicit sir - as your mentee- that baring all laid down Protocols, you provide me the list of Senators we have at the moment as well as their various Senatorial District there are representing.

Thank you sir for your usual cooperation and assistance you have consistently showed to us, expecially, SC31 my sweetheart who happens to be your god-daughter. I look forward to hearing from you soonest.

CROBBOY YOUR LOYAL BOY!

SC31:
You're welcome
He's fine I guess

I guess Oh oh!!!

SC31:
crobboy

SC31 My BabyLove, how are you doing? I have really missed you.

There is no doubt that my attitude towards you my Love in recent times had significantly been nonchalant.

My love, I crave your indulgence to understand that my busy schedules of late is a function of what we have at stake as well as my pursuit for an appointment.

This I promise is gradually coming into fruition as I am at the verge of confirmation.

All I will solicit from you at this time is your undivided and undiluted support and cooperation as you stand to be my major source of daily inspiration.

Miss You Much Baby!

LogoDWhiz:
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

TO:
SENATE PRESIDENT: GREATESTMAN
DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT: KUCKUKau
HEAD OF COMMITTEE ON PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS: IGHRAVWEIG
HEAD OF COMMITTEE IN CHARGE OF BOOKMARKING: AMODU
ALL PROTOCOLS DULY OBSERVED.

I am using this MEDIUM to inform this honourable house that due to some unforseen circumstances, i will be replacing one of the ministerial nominees.

I will be replacing the nominated Minister of ICT - Seyibaale with Crobboy!

I am very sorry for any inconvenience(s) caused.

Thanks for your usual cooperation!

PRESIDENT - LOGODWHIZ

CC: VICE PRESIDENT - ARMYNU
ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MINSTER OF INFORMATION - KBS468

As much as I would appreciate this Ministerial Nomination, I would like to know the reasons for the replacement.

IghravweIG:
In agreement to the formats my distinguish colleague have outlined.
All ministerial nominees should please endeavor to cooperate with the senate in carrying out a hitch free screening exercise.
You all have been deem worthy of national service by his Excellency President Logodwhiz.
And as such should repay the honour placed on you by undergoing this excersise in the fulfillment of our constitutional duties.
God bless you all.
NOTE: Crobboy have now been nominated by the President for the ICT Ministry.
Cc:
senator Amodu

I would've love to know when and where this happens

AkSquared:
Even if u purchase a bullet proof vest... I'm sure u can't get a bomb proof vest. Look b4 u leap bro, ur parents still need u alive

Such a Wisdom! Is king Solomon your grandfather

Started making purchases of some kits yesterday, Just to avoid inflation that may result from last-minute rush.

Citizens of this great city are extremely up and doing. Imagine just eight hours my Etisalat Line failed, I have to try to catch up with 14 new pages...

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm!
Make sense!
Make i send my acc no?

NA RECHARGE CARD YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER BE

LogoDWhiz:
Wow!
Well, I have you to rub minds with when the needs arise

No problems. I will be awaiting on you!

Fraiser:
well said bro, but I am more than sure the leverage will eventually result to my advantage

Be rest assured that I only play the game of Win-Win. So you can never be sidelined on any transaction which I am involved with you.

Malabites and Malabresses (erstwhile) - PCMs - yet to pay for their service year ID card are adviced to go to Unicalcons (CES Department) to get that done as this is no longer done at the Student Affairs Division.

WE SHALL ALL MATCH BY MARCH BY GOD'S GRACE!

Everyone in this city is fast asleep today. I suspect you took sedative drugs to help foster sleep and calm your nerves down.

I look forward to seeing you guys soonest.

WISHING YOU GOOD DREAMS ABOUT NYSC

oghesco:
At last I v seen my name tnks to God almighty the hearer of prayers and to my dear friends and nairelander most especially to spixytinxy my fellow auchipolytech student u re a darling n a dear friend. tnks for ur encouragement and luv

Congratulation Bro. Welcome on Board!

LogoDWhiz:
When did you write the exam?

September 2014

LogoDWhiz:
I'm fine o!
Done bro!

U be boss o! #CCNA! I wan b lyk u o

My Presido, its been God.
With planning, study/training and some savings you can achieve it and more.

SC31:
Lol I'm sure you know what I mean and if you Dont know, what I mean is that you should tow the line of sir kbs48.….....hope you know what I mean now

**looking awefully and wondering: imagine she come in and gave me no attention

This my sweetheart eeeh.Alright o!

Fraiser:
yea, datz true bro, your claim has been vindicated by the president's response. Am more than convinced now

This I know will inspire trust in you for me and sustain a healthy relationship between us which I can leverage on in the nearest future.

Greycious:
Thanks for noticing my absence brother. I left Minna this morning knowing fully well that Batch A is out of the picture, except baba God really picks the call now. Now that I am in Lagos I have to look for better things to do till whenever batch B comes. From my findings I got to understand that the academic office only sent few names to the SA for uploading, the names that were not sent I heard were not compiled on time.
So after all the stories, I with hundreds of other pcms Futmx failed to upload our names have officially kissed A16 goodbye.
Wishing the house a successful registration ahead
#Peace
#GGMU

Everything happens for a reason. It will be smart of you to use this time to learn something new...precisely, run a professional program and get some working experiences (even though you're not paid).
That I believe will enhance you Resume and give you an added advantage when the time comes.

REMEMBER, NO KNOWLEDGE ACQUIRED IS EVER WASTED.

GOD WILL HELP US ALL!

LogoDWhiz:
It's all good now!
Thanks 4 d support!

Presido HOW FAR NOW? I haven't heared from you yet

Fraiser:
in that case let me inquire from d president privately, his true reaction to the post, I hope his response is in unison with your claim.

A resounding yes! Give it a try and you will be convinced beyong reasons.

Fraiser:
Crobboy the president just accuse you of plagiarism - a serious breach of law in golden city, I advice as a matter of urgency to reference the president in that article befor legal action is taken against you.

I do not think that was what the president meant- afterall the source of the information was quoted below the writing.

On the contrary, he was expressing immense joy and fulfilment that one could follow him to other cities as a cheering associate.

LogoDWhiz:
Eksu!

Computer Science!

Okay. I sent you a Request on your facebook. You may want to accept it I trust our Presido

LogoDWhiz:
Why d face?

It's just surprising to me, that someone would deem it worthy to post it here!

Alright I have. Does this displeases you?

In between, check your Facebook Page I just sent you a Request

LogoDWhiz:
TF?


This was my post on FB!



Chai!


Cc:kbs468
Amodu
Armynu
Fraiser
Dtobs

Which school did you attend and Course you studied?

Kbs468:
My Bro, if I start analysing my point from the home front by taking Nollywood and the music industry as reference points of how they promote the kind of life they don't leave themselves that will inspire Godly Morals rather than the ones that keeps promoting their huge pockets which unfortunately doesn't usually ends well with most of them except a few that are still even within the industry ñi oo.

Hints

*I saw where a supposed star said she doesn't go to the market to buy stuffs, that her husband does. Does that make sense instead of saying you go together which is even sexy and Romantically beautiful enough.

*As a celebrity, you get endorsement from Multinationals running into millions eg Telecoms and officially its free access for calls and internet usage too by your line and instead of deploying these resources into improving other innocent and unrelated lives, they go on promoting shows and programs that embraces alcohol consumption and illicit sex experiences

*All the fake lifestyles they promote is why most good spiritual and moral singers don't get celebrated as deserved.

*Whizkid,Davido and their baby mamas brouhaha in recent weeks, what does it teaches the young and vulnerable girls around town? I Mean they are rich and famous, Already attained adult age, so why not get married rather than celebrating getting babies out of wedlock? Which are morally wrong both in the Islamic and Christianity point of Argument

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Bro, all I am trying to say is we shouldn't continue to fall victim of .....see the below

Hmmmm My Oga, this is a great line of thought. I am deeply impressed we have people of your caliber who are not blind-folded by the social trend this information era is taking us into - developing trends and values that contradicts the foundational Principals that have brought us this far.
Cudos!

However in a nutshell, I would like to know how I come to play here.