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Kbs468:
Hahahaha.

Fraiser, justified19, LogoDWhiz, Fraih, CROBBOY, Spixytinxy, et al make una come see ooo

Sent4rina, abeg your wife is caught up in her own cobwebs here oo.

No wonder all naija comedians still they honour and hold Ali Baba in high esteem.

I know that many of you are confused about where I am heading to already.

But justified19 would clear up any mix up you fail to understand anyway.

still laughing away my thing

Rukkyola:
pressy dah mornin no b small tin.so u mean u sef no knw sey ur country baje 4 ur head dat mornin wey dem cari bomb com tro 4 hea.na God say make i de around 2 hep u settle d fyt.all of ina com run live onli me 4 hea meanwyl na we spoil d country 2geda.
Pressy do u knw dat doz haters are actually plenty in dis city.u nid 2 increase security fa.
Imagine if 1 of dem just voice out lyk dis,na so d remainin ov dem go stat 2 dey comot one by one 2 support dea colleaque,others go even dey hit on lyk.
U need 2 assign me as ur special advicer fa because no b evritin ur brain take sharp 4.If u ask them question
1. Na hu sabi d information wey dem dey com find 4 hea
answer; na u and our fellow colleaque even tho me i no sabi buk
2.na hu them dey vex
answer; u and our fellow colleague
3.y dem dey com hea if they vex
answer: because them b olodo
4.Dem pay u make u dey wrk 4 dem
answer: they no pay
5.if u vex live dis city 4 dem unko,wetin dem go do
answer: dea lyf go remain confused
6.them no they tink b4 dem talk?
Answer: dem no even get brain.

amodu:
Baba, I dey ooo
It has been a busy day.

LogoDWhiz:
She dey try for us?

Fraiser:
I dey hail u too o, hope u dey prepare for tomoro screenin for senate, i don dey read past question since o

LogoDWhiz:
Rukkyola, your mouth too sharp! Hian!

SC31:
Right now I wish I was 30 or proly a PT student, so that I'll just be exempted

titobiloluwa01:
Not nice.

SC31:
Right now I wish I was 30 or proly a PT student, so that I'll just be exempted

goodguy4sure:
Somebody should help me check nysc.org.ng and tell me thru the timetable link what is there? NYSC Sites are having missing Data Information..NYSC Camp holds 2nd March - 23rd March 2016...Thanks

SC31:
Ohhh I see

Yes I have made up my mind but the registration vibe is no more there jare

LovesonBlezz:
ok...hw can one get the accnt details

faksy:
the date stil hold then, but i heard some people typin other thin
thank bro

Rukkyola:
thank u so much ur excellency sir.U hav been ov gr8 help.pls sir i 4got 2 add
21.can i cari generator go camp in case lyt no go dey?
22.mumcy stil tinks am so smal 2 travel alone,pls can i bring my relatives along 2 camp? Wat ov our house girl?
23.i don't enter machine so can i cari mumcy aeroplane folo go?
24.if i get bele can i stil go 2 camp.
25. As a cattle rearer can i bring my cattles com dey rear 4 camp?
Waitin 2 hea 4rm u sir

SC31:
Lol how would you help him out with registration


Yes I
Found 3 infact

faksy:
is the date stated for camp (i.e 2nd of march) change?

SC31:
Lol day have been just there OK,been scouting for cafes around,yours?

Kbs468:
Thanks Brother. Sure everything is fine now and I must confess that I missed you all here seriously, only for me to resume at a very high heart thumping period.

SC31:
Lol oga pressy pls be calm and you too bae(crobboy)

Special birthday wishes to my God father amodu may God's mercy,favor and grace be upon you and may you continue to be a source of joy to people

Teeboy15:
Pls guys, is there any disadvantage in not paying for call up letter?
Apologies if this question has bin answered, I've bin offline for a while.
Pls help me out here

CROBBOY:
Please take your time to Read. It might be of help.


The way the schools perform their various activities (Like Unical my own school), Observation has made me understand that Its almost impossible for you to go for service without coming to your school first even though NYSC provides an online platform for getting your Call-Up Number and Letter.

For instance, Your certificate of graduation and the ID card which you are to use during the service year is provided within the week to camping.

Now the question is, how do you intend to get these things without going to school yourself Or are you planning to entrust such a responsibility to a friend, driver's way bill, an air line or whatever (since you think going to your distant school is a challenge) when obviously you know the risk and delay that can be associated with using any of those alternatives?

However, even though these facts are visible to everyone, NYSC also know that most PCMs (especially smart ones) will still need the Online printing of these letters (whether or not their school is 5 foots in front of their houses).

This is because PCMs usually have the challenge of having their call up letter mutilated, damaged or even lost prior to camping or challenge of having delay imposed by schools with respect to timely delivery of these letters (just like many schools including Unical who deliver these letters even two days after camping has started).

If the former be the case, how do you easily get a replacement for your mutilated, damaged or lost Call Up later withing a short time interval?

If the later be the case, what happens to a CM posted from Cross River to Sokoto who needs to travel by road requiring almost if not more than a full day journey to arrive at the state and thereafter, the camp ground?

MY ADVICE:
BROTHER, SISTER OR HERMAPHRODITE, PLEASE PAY THE SMALL N3000 TO AVOID STORIES THAT TOUCHES THE HEART!

Good Morning All and Happy Birthday to Senator Amodu.

Kbs468:
No you don't need to be registered. Infact nothing like registered cafes b4, It was because SIDMACH have the license to both WAEC, JAMB AND NSYC, so they just copied all the cafes registered for UTME registration and past it on NYSC SITE but because of complain about finger print error experienced by some B15 CMs, they now decided to close the link on NYSC SITE.

So if you know that you are sure there won't be stories that touches our hearts, you can go ahead by reading and understanding the guidelines and requirement for the efficiency of the scanner, then no problem

LogoDWhiz:
NYSC fall my hand big time. Chai! E pain me gan!


Yea. I guess so.

They can't finance the two sets together at thesame time!

mohsaaf:
nysc just updated d TT

2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream I) 30th March - 18th April,
2016
12 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream II) 27th April - 16th May, 2016

jayloms:
Oga boss! Ur boy is an Enginerd.

Abbeyunique2:
nah wetin i be wan ask be that. the way he virtually create an environment/scene is too brilliant. he must be a good student of art

jayloms:
*walks in muttering under his breath, face expressionless; mounts the podium* clears throat then calls out to d audience.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please.

I stand before you this hour, to voice my displeasure of the intolerance witnessed in this city at the early hours of today- the time of day that defines the rest of one's day.

*First,......* clears throat, glances over the room in a bid to continue but catches a frightening stern look from one of d audience.. Suddenly a voice bawls out from behind, "Ogbeni abeg, shut up!!! na who you be sef, na you know pass". startled and disoriented by the voice, scans around searchingly in embarrassment, looking for a rescuer. Realizing d facial expressions of majority of d audience, dishing out same question as d audacious voice

**steps down from podium and walks out to a secluded corner. Slips fingers into pocket, gets a stick, lights it and begins puffing away the trauma **

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For those asking if the portal will open by 12am, Type "Batch B 15 (1642) nairaland" on Google, the number in parentheses is the pg number. Albeit, the preceding day before theirs was a week day, the portal wasn't opened for reg not until 7am; ours is on Monday just after sunday, this could influence the opening time -- just saying and now just leaving

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.
1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?
2.must u do ur service in nigeria?
3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.
4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?
5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?
6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?
7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?
8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?
9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa
10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?
11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea
12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?
13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?
14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?
15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?
16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?
17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?
18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?
19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?
20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?
Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.
Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg