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 Celebrities › Re: Daddy Showkey Posted On Instagram That His Glue Rat Killer Caught An Owl by Crocz(m): 2:32pm On Feb 08, 2015*. Modified: 8:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Some church guys go be like: that's you step mother attacking you with some demons from hell, you should be afraid cos they want to burn ur glory to ashes, infact you've been damned to die a horrible death. But guess what, it's just an ageing Owl that's too weak to fly!...pure coincidence it landed on his door step 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Mrs Aisha Buhari Visit To Imo State In Pictures by Crocz(m): 6:07pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie:Lolz...how u doing? I really appreciate ur gesture, thanks. |
| Politics › Re: Jets Bomb Boko Haram In Nigeria’s First Major Offensive by Crocz(m): 4:42pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
krall:Exactly...I donno how many lives the vermin has self. Could be a clone of him sha...but whatever, we need the next Shekau alive, and paraded in court. |
| Politics › Re: Top-ranking Boko Haram Commander Killed by Crocz(m): 4:28pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Where is his head?  |
| Politics › Re: Jets Bomb Boko Haram In Nigeria’s First Major Offensive by Crocz(m): 4:26pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Lies everytime...lies!...sick all 'em f'ucks Just show me the head of Shekau on a pike...else  Nigerian Army don turn to all these lying politicians...smh |
| Politics › Re: Jubilation As Imo UPP Guber Candidate Provides Transformer For Students (photos) by Crocz(m): 4:12pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Now that's a smart man! Call me whatever but the transformer will most likely go underworld in the land of the dead in one month...sadly, he'd already have their votes by then and they'll go back to their miserable old situation. Think it's a coincidence he decided to be generous by this time? You give me something, I give you something...sounds like an arrangement you'd hear in a brothel |
| Politics › Re: PDP Supporters Abandon Their Campaign Parade To Join APC Parade In Lagos by Crocz(m): 4:08pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
FRENZYLO:Old papa...abeg tell us what we don't already know about Buhari Yes his methods may be alittle to the edge but they were effective and yielded results. And right now, that's exactly what Nigeria needs, RESULTS!...not I'll do better in next 4yrs after doing close to nothing in 6yrs...tell me the odds? |
| Politics › Re: '200 Dead' As Regional Forces Battle Boko Haram. APF * by Crocz(m): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Chad got more weapons than Nigeria and Cameroon combined...Chad was buying weapons even when her citizens were languishing in chronic poverty, they value military might and strength over food security. Our soldiers on the other hand had to fight with what they have (I mean those rusty AK47 you see with police on the street)...not good for moral at all cos your gun jam on battle field, you good as dead! #GodBlessNigerianArmy |
| Politics › Re: How Buhari Allegedly Killed Nollywood Actor Nkem Owoh’s (osuofia) Brother Bartho by Crocz(m): 2:32pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Serious! |
| Politics › Re: I Will Perform Better In Second Term-gej by Crocz(m): 2:26pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Na today? |
| Politics › Re: THE ‘oracle HAS Predicted Victory For Jonathan In 28 States’ – Dr. Leonard Shogu by Crocz(m): 2:23pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Ora-who?...sounds like something I can wipe ma a'ss with |
| Romance › Re: Story Of How I Met Him, Should I Marry Him Or Not? by Crocz(m): 12:46pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Make I go read d tori first...brb |
| Nairaland General › Re: Why People Are So Inlove With Their Mobile Phones... by Crocz(m): 12:40pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Sorry Sir! |
| Crime › Re: Man Who Had Sex With A Dolphin For 1-year Says She Seduced Him by Crocz(m): 12:35pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
If I may ask, where did he insert his ninee? |
| Romance › Re: What's Ur View: 38 Yrs Old Guy Getting Married To A 20 yrs old Lady. by Crocz(m): 12:33pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
By small you mean a dwarf?...cos 20 is a good number to me, thou too early for a girl to marry (my opinion) but if she wants it...tah! Bless Jah for the union 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: ‘I Don’t Owe Anybody Any Money’ – D’banj Finally Reacts To Debt Allegations by Crocz(m): 9:22am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Yoruba people will say: "Kii tan lara omo oba, ki o ma ku dansaki" Meaning: "No matter how worse it gets for a Prince, he's still got the respect" |
| Romance › Re: Could She Have Had A Baby Before? by Crocz(m): 6:13am On Feb 03, 2015 |
ivyT:  |
| Celebrities › Re: Spot The Difference Featuring Wizkid (Photos) by Crocz(m): 9:23pm On Feb 02, 2015*. Modified: 9:12am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Main differences: 1st pic right hand shows "shoot/gun" sign and he's standing in front of the flower, flower isn't continuous, no cloud, sort of image behind his shoulder (sorry, can't get a clear view of it but it's there) 2nd pic says "lift", standing behind the flower, flower continuous, cloud So there you have it!...what's my price? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Valentine Or Election? A Test Of Patriotism. by Crocz(m): 8:38pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
How about I vote and I still enjoy the rest of the day? |
| Romance › Re: / Things Married People Wont Tell You About Marriage by Crocz(m): 8:01pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
alberto2k:Then it will be one more free girl for the men |
| Romance › Re: Could She Have Had A Baby Before? by Crocz(m): 7:50pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha:You seriously don't wanna know |
| Celebrities › Re: Pic : Guinea Goalkeeper Wore A Spiritual Waist Amulet In Match Against Ghana? by Crocz(m): 7:48pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Da hell?...he should be banned 20games I don't think players are allowed to wear stuffs like that...that is not part of the kit He broke the rule, he deserves to hang! |
| Romance › Re: Could She Have Had A Baby Before? by Crocz(m): 7:38pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha:Really?...think anything with boobs and nice as's is a female? Nah! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: I Am In Dilemma Love by Crocz(m): 7:33pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
1 Like |
| Politics › Re: GEJ's Speeches Used Against Him In APC Sponsored Newspaper Adverts by Crocz(m): 7:12pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
When a President didn't understand that a thief is a thief regardless of the worth of the item he stole, what did you expect? This is what you should expect: "How much did Jim Nwobo 'stole', money not even enough to buy a Peugeot" "I don't belief stealing is corruption" "We will not trial looters by sending them to the crates but we will employ technology to fight it" What a shame!...#shake my head in Kanayo O. Kanayo style 604 Likes 52 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Could She Have Had A Baby Before? by Crocz(m): 7:03pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha:On the contrary, my dear, I think the answer lies just under her cloth...you never know what's under the thing...could be a diyck |
| Romance › Re: Abeg Make Una Judge by Crocz(m): 6:55pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
He's a complicated a'sshole |
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