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PoliticsRe: What Nigeria Leaders Can Learn From France Terrorist Attack by Crocz(m): 4:05pm On Jan 09, 2015
What we should do is send drones to scout for Haramist camps and in Spartacus voice "kill 'em all"


Well assuming we've got drones
PoliticsRe: 38.7 Million Nigerians Now Have Voter Cards –INEC by Crocz(m): 3:50pm On Jan 09, 2015
otbliz:
Be honest, can you be located with the address on your TVC or is that still the place you are presently living?

Well back to the topic, what will the remaining 15million voter's card be used for?
Rigging?
Absolutely, I can be located with that address and it's easy cos I live at a graveyard...all you need to do is find the grave number and place my PVC on it angry

To ur second question thou, I think it's up to the highest bidder
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Prostitutes To Declares 3 Days Of Free Sex If Buhari Wins by Crocz(m):
I'll suggest the mod move this to sexuality section...those dudes there will love it cheesy

There is a grand patron there "born2..."...and some other bad a'ss

They've got a thread titled "Ashawo joints in your locality" with over 10,000 COMMENTS, yeah you read right ten thousand! shocked
PoliticsRe: 38.7 Million Nigerians Now Have Voter Cards –INEC by Crocz(m): 3:30pm On Jan 09, 2015
Nice development...but my own still dey una hand na, why can't INEC do home delivery na?...I've got things to run than to go que for the whole day at InEc office undecided


Anyways, what ya say about this pic, huh?

PoliticsRe: Meet The Nigerian Female Billionaire That Gave Jonathan 5 Billion Naira! by Crocz(m): 3:25pm On Jan 09, 2015
agalamanyi:
lol Nigerians get money!
Yeah...she's damn rich but she can't donate 5bn to that course
PoliticsRe: Meet The Nigerian Female Billionaire That Gave Jonathan 5 Billion Naira! by Crocz(m): 3:17pm On Jan 09, 2015
I know this woman..rich? Yes..but she aint gat no 5bn to donate to nobody undecided

She's the best they could find?...bunch of clueless du muse in Jona's quarter, I'd do a better job in laundering
PoliticsRe: Fans Blast Joseph Yobo On Twitter For Supporting Jonathan Via His Speech by Crocz(m):
Una never here say the guy dey on verge of bankruptcy?...he's getting paid for that

He's on operation rescue my red
LiteratureRe: Rugged Men......... Story by Crocz(m): 2:37pm On Jan 09, 2015
Dechandel...come on in, did you ever get similar treatment as those girls in the restaurant?
LiteratureRe: Rugged Men......... Story by Crocz(m): 1:29pm On Jan 09, 2015
dicefrost:
Sorry guyz i was banned
I thought as much...what's ur crime? cheesy and who's the asswipe mod that banned u?
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan’s Mother Reveals Why He Was Named ‘Goodluck’ by Crocz(m): 12:09pm On Jan 09, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Why? undecided
It's disturbing
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan’s Mother Reveals Why He Was Named ‘Goodluck’ by Crocz(m): 12:07pm On Jan 09, 2015
[quote author=KanwuliaJara post=29634381]Who gives a QUARTER OF A PHOCK? undecided

A dunce by any other name remains a DUNCE! kiss

An abortion would have been better! kiss

Does she really call 'this goodluck' of a nuisance A CHILD? cry


Pls remove that pic
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Condemns Terrorist Attack On French Magazine by Crocz(m): 12:21am On Jan 09, 2015
mrnuur:
Nice one...but did he condemn the attack which killed 2000people in Baga Borno state??

Africans always seeking romance with the west that doesn't seem to care about your existence.
The same France that denied us weapons. Can't blame them thou, they're like dog on leash whose master says no hunting. Let 'em keep whoring Nigeria to people who don't give a sh*t.

#RIP to the dead but we gat some nasty sh*t to deal with here too in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Condemns Terrorist Attack On French Magazine by Crocz(m):
If there is one thing Jonathan know how to do well it is making "condolences"...can't even count the number of "condolences" he's made in just 2014 alone.

New year now, he's already sending condolences...the man can't do no sh*t for anybody.

I pray Jonathan will not pay condolence to any of us or our family or our country for that matter...did I hear somebody say amen?

Just in case you about to make a reference to my signature, "I never believed in him cos I knew he's gonna fail, I swear on my ancestors!"
CelebritiesRe: See The Aftermath Of Butt Enhancement(photos) by Crocz(m): 12:00am On Jan 09, 2015
Her doctors gonna be like:

"congratulations, you just got you a'ss deflated"

cheesy
CelebritiesRe: So This Lady Has The Biggest Waist In The Whole Of Texas, USA by Crocz(m): 11:57pm On Jan 08, 2015
Greyworld:
"sillycon"
Phosphorus
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Entertainers And Their Outfits To Glo CAF Award by Crocz(m): 11:48pm On Jan 08, 2015
Ti mo ba gbo pe month click link yen...I no know wetin cause am
CelebritiesRe: Flavour At Glo-CAF Awards With His Scantly-Dressed Dancers (Photos) by Crocz(m): 11:44pm On Jan 08, 2015
Saggy a'ss...I'll just pass cry


#11:43pm...trynna catch some sleep but the sleep dey run too fast cry
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious! Guy Recreates Rihanna, Beyonce,lady Gaga & Nicki Minaj's Looks | Pics by Crocz(m): 6:08pm On Jan 06, 2015
chimkaire:
I wonder sad sad sad
The armpit is so bushy too...yuck embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed angry lipsrsealed
Yeah...and that too
*pukes on the floor*
CelebritiesRe: Dubai Fun:Davido Shares Lovely Photos With His Pretty Sister by Crocz(m): 3:46pm On Jan 06, 2015
Sharp badt guy...see wia him dey carry him hand go for her boobsy cheesy

But the girl no too fine sha undecided
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious! Guy Recreates Rihanna, Beyonce,lady Gaga & Nicki Minaj's Looks | Pics by Crocz(m): 3:44pm On Jan 06, 2015
What in the Holy Lord's name is this damnationhuh
CelebritiesRe: Happy 60th Birthday To Rowan Atkinson (mr. Bean) by Crocz(m): 3:30pm On Jan 06, 2015
This man is the most funniest man ever liveth...if you having sleepless night, just watch one of his collections...you'd laugh till dawn breaks!

I watched one night and kept laughing loud I didn't know I was too loud...sound travel faster and longer at midnight, my neighbours were asking if I was ok the following day grin
PoliticsRe: Judiciary Workers Closed Down All Courts Nationwide by Crocz(m):
Nothing is working in this Nigeria compliments of Jonathan. Health workers are on strike too, economy collapsing, security is zero, naira is becoming worthless, there is no order in anything and corruption is at all time highest.

And soon some set of people will come here to type #GEJ2019, even thou they have eyes the size of Tarsier but cannot see and brain the size of hippopotamus but cannot think on their own. I know what's good for this country and Jonathan isn't one of them.

Note: I've no allegiance to any party nor anybody, just a patriot who loves his country!
PoliticsRe: #GEJischange Is Now Trending On Twitter by Crocz(m): 8:43am On Jan 05, 2015
Yeah...change to worse
PoliticsRe: All You Need To Know About Buhari Certificate Saga by Crocz(m): 8:29am On Jan 05, 2015
Na wa o...show the world you certificates and let everything end!

How hard is that?...unless you failed ur SSCE cry
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Mallam Nasir Elrufai When He Was A Lecturer by Crocz(m): 8:27am On Jan 05, 2015
ggrin:
Gej where's ur own pictureundecided
It got burnt cheesy
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Mallam Nasir Elrufai When He Was A Lecturer by Crocz(m): 8:26am On Jan 05, 2015
El-Rufai once said "education isn't for the poor" when schools were hiking their school fees angry


Wonder what is?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Says They Have Buhari’s Academic Records, But He Needs To Apply by Crocz(m): 8:10am On Jan 05, 2015
I have from a very reliable source that a certain devilish rat ate Buhari certificate. But you all need not worry cos he has dealt with it the only way he know how

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