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I'm sorry, is there a line or professionals of "chartered administrators" in Nigeria?...I mean "chartered"?
Isn't that only for accountants?

donroxy: ''Lo dodo Daju'' or ''O daa ju''

That is not for "in fact' o...that means "in obvious truth" or "it's sure"

Descartes: Kam gwagi nke bu ya

Oh my God!...sorry pls but I must ask, is that chinese?

Agybabe: na wa o, almost everybody dey shout YES YESS YEES. Mstchew...my own na...
[s]No, I can't anymore.
The ones I've been faithful to, what happened[/s]

Yes, I can if I love him more than myself. He only has to satisfy my every needs and remain faithful and committed to me.

Do me I do...

Ghen ghen!...this is what I'm talking about, a modern day no nonsense woman...abeg, ping me when you wan cheat on him..k?
We go make him audio of the thing...so that he can feel how it feels

dhammyg: SEE ALL THE GALS HERE FORMING SAINT .WHILE IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT 70%OF MARRIED NIGERIAN WOMEN AND 90%OF MARRIED NIGERIAN MEN CHEAT

ALL THIS TALK NA WASH

I think 98% of Nigerian married men is the start you'r looking for

1AngryBird: Gff duh duh KGB KGB sh jjxdffghjjjhbgff jjxdffghjjjhbgff ad bhjj

Da hell?...I'm finding it difficult to make my mind up on who between you and the op, who have been bitten by an ebola infected snake

christabel123: as if you are more better. probably if you could be bold enough to write your future wife a letter, you may not even be worthy of this @op.
sorry. i don't want argument with u pls

Looolz...you don't what argument yet you replied me..funny
Don't take it personal sis, she's probably not even a single mother

marieolae: lolz

Yes ke...a remorseful letter wouldn't do the job

Agybabe: I feel like crying...*sobs out loud*

Really?...take this tissue

marieolae: My sister, he has forgiven u

Who told you?...I haven't o!

OohMpa: [color=#808000]This boy don trap virgin....

See as she's still shining teeth like rabbit cos she's not tasted any dïck. If she has she'd be pouting like orangutan....look at sexyseun

She's also covering her crotch region with one or both hands in all the pics. She no want make you enter....unlike sexyseun

Poster, in fact she ain't your gf but has brotherzoned you

#Sai[/color]

Guy, u've gat issues o...ur comment about sexyseun make me check her profile...I think she's hot
And about the girl in the pic and that she's a virgin, I can bet my two balls she's not!...she may not be pouting, she's damn ......

Kachisbarbie: Lol @keep options open.
U done answer the OP question na.
He should keep his options open too.

No o...I'm talking about myself if it happens cos I can deal with bad stuffs that comes from it...like me dating another girl sideway and then that my original girl return later...it's double wahala na

purplesummer: Haha. Thanks for the hint.

Uwc sweetie

purplesummer: Lol. I'm not ijebu. I'm not even Yoruba.

Good...then don't fart in ur bf's presence...he may not say he doesn't like it, he may even smile but deep down, he's raging

cirmuell: chai!!! African men

So you be European man abi?...yeye
Na people like you go use ur bro to represent you that day

purplesummer: I think it's ok to fart while with a boyfriend alone, if he likes let him respond with a higher sounding fart.
It's ok to be yourself.

Warning: Make sure your fart doesn't smell like rotten fish.

Lemme guess...you must be from Ijebu...cos 'em girls like farting, no offence but it's true...I as a person detest it
It's just un-lady-like

I'm loving this!...all 'em boiz dey crash!!...#issokay
Liverpool to win the league, you heard it here 1st!!!!!

Lorlaahlozz: :owonders

Yes ke...those creatures are real!

Who says mermaids don't exist?As shocking as it may seems...it has been confirmed by the president spokesman than the mermaids were actually found in his pool although they are not for witchcraft purpose as was stated by opposition party.
Mc Maharaj, president's spokesman said "The president of the republic, Jacob Zuma, would like to set on record that although the two mermaids were discovered in a pool situated inside his Nkandla homestead, he was not aware of their existence. The Office of the Presidency will be in a better position to comment once an investigation by the security cluster has been concluded,” the statement read in part.

Opposition parties, particularly the EFF, were quick to accuse Zuma of witchcraft, sighting that he used the mermaids to protect him from being recalled from the seat of power.

“In the black community, we have what we call “ukuthwala – ho rwala”. People would consult sangomas for power and protection, which often comes in a form of muti and/or a snake which lives in a bedroom no one is allowed to go into…

“It all makes sense now. Zuma was accused of rape, fraud and corruption with hard core evidence presented before the court of law, but still walked free…. His mermaids protected him,” Malema told reporters.

The two mermaids were allegedly executed and transported to an undisclosed research laboratory in Durban.

mencade5: are there no wedding gowns that cover the neck and chest of fat ladies.

People like this lady are the ones that allows other religion to make mockery of us.

So you want her to be all dressed up on her wedding day like going to the moon?...those things can't put dirty thoughts in my mind and shouldn't in any reasonable guy's mind too

mencade5: no respect for God. She is a stuuupid prostitute!

Easy bro...it's just packing na, what's she suppose to do when she's gat all that?

Tazmode: na wa o. WHAT IS THIS? I mean, WHAT ARE THOSE?

Hahahaha...what does it look like?

marieolae: hmm I dnt need to prove to anyone that I'm beautiful

And nobody says you should...it's like putting on nice make-up, cloths and stuffs to make you look gorgeous...and people can compliment your art,sweetie

So flaunt that beauty!

marieolae: I wonder y nobody has uploaded any pic here?

You can be the first...you "look" beautiful thou...yeah I say "look" cos you can't just beauty from single pic...so upload them and let see

padeolu: am trying now to, she seem to want it. She sat on my lap this evening. Mehn! Her yansh is so fluffy.

Gentlemen, this guy is one of those crazy guys roaming the streets of nairaland, and one among many we are looking to quarantine...one of the symptoms of this contagious yet to be named psychological disorder is "obsession"

MrsBreezy: Lool what's with everyone wanting to bang their relatives these days .

Just imagine...looks like the order of the day now...some men in their ever unsatisfying urge to try something new...issokay,let him go bang her and then he'll come back and give testimony here

Kachisbarbie: He is saying have you ever been in a meeting (not relationship, bc more than 2 people are involved now...lol) 1 guy is rich and a sponsor, the other is not rich and a lover, then the babe.

You are obviously the not rich and lover guy, so your babe wants you to hang around, even when she knows the chances of the rich guy marrying her is HIGH.

-Will you hang around?
-Why exactly will u do that?

O oh!...hang around?...hahaha, makes me laff
Well, I guess I'll just keep my options open too...you can't be too prepared for any eventuality

UjSizzle: It's good that even after taking the initial dip in the sexpool, you didn't think it a reason to swim the length of it That's something to be proud of dear.
I hope this man of yours forgives you and comes back; otherwise please move on with your life. Like the dude above me said, people have standards and it's wise to respect them.
I hope you find peace and a good man who will accept you and your bundle of joy...but please be sure to tell him about this child before things get too serious between you two, and avail him the opportunity to back down if it's something he doesn't want from a future partner.

Seconded!